Around Mongla, on the road along the edge of a river.

The tour guide and Jin Beibei stood in the middle of the road smoking, looking at the soft scenery outside, blowing a small breeze, and chattering.

On the meadow at the bottom of the river, a pickup plant was crookedly opened in.

“…… That's it, take it off, let's do it! As he spoke, the old fairy began to untie his belt.

"Oh, I'll go, you see you're struggling! Just do this little thing, and do it for more than ten miles! The old lady replied speechlessly, and was about to lift her skirt after speaking.

"No, that place in your house is too buried, look how good it is here, B grass is all over the sky!! I'll give you another five hundred in a moment! The old immortal said quickly.

“…… Little brat, you're quite emotional! ”

"Then look at it, I'm Li Bai in J!! Isn't that what you're playing? "The old fairy has unbuckled his belt.

The old lady pouted and was about to kiss him, but the old fairy dodged twice and said politely: "Forget the mouth, I'm afraid to give you dentures!" ”

"Badass! Dislike......! ”

"Sister, don't you dare to talk like that, you've given me a whole crisp!! Let's just be normal! The old fairy said with a sweaty head.

As the two spoke, they tossed. The old fairy's eyes are blue, and he doesn't care about anything else, three times five divided by two, and he is about to get on the horse when he picks up the gun!!

A few minutes later, the pickup truck swayed violently, but it was not done yet, and it was mainly in the period of adjusting its posture!

"You split your legs, don't dangle it!!"

"I didn't shake!"

"Look, you still said it wasn't shaking, and your ass was on the steering wheel!" The old fairy said dissatisfiedly.

"I really didn't shake!"

"That's not right! Why do we seem to slip down? The old immortal suddenly realized that something was wrong and said.

……

"Hey, what's that toy?!"

Jin Beibei said, pointing to two long-legged birds in the distance.

"Wild peacocks!"

The tour guide casually returned.

"Hey, shouldn't this game be delicious? Take a look! Jin Beibei said curiously.

"Most of us here believe in Buddhism, and wild animals are generally not hunted!" The tour guide persuaded him.

"I didn't say I had to kill, I haven't seen it, let's go, go over and have a look!"

Jin Beibei replied excitedly, and then walked forward at a trot, and the tour guide reluctantly followed behind.

When they leave, it's an accident!!

……

on the meadow.

The tires under the front front of the pickup truck have begun to sink slowly, and the grass that has been pressed by the tires has finally revealed its original face. Below it is half hard dirt, half mud, and less than a meter further on, there is a river. This river is overgrown with weeds, if you don't open it to see, you really don't know, there is water down here!!

The old fairy tiger BB drove the car here, tossed in the car, crushed the hard ground, the tires began to slide down the mud, and the front of the car was stuck in the river!

Both of them were in the car, their bodies paused, and they immediately felt that the car seemed to be slipping out diagonally!!

"I. Exercise! What's the water down there? The old fairy said with sweat on his forehead.

"Oops, oops...... The car fell ......! ”

"Don't move!!"

"What should I do? The car is going to fall, I'll open the door and go down! ”

The old lady looked back, her frightened face turned white, and she reached out to push the car door. In addition, as soon as the legs moved, the front of the car slammed into the water and floated up.

"Big sister!! Calm!! Don't move, it's over! ”

The old immortal hurriedly waved his hand and said.

"Whoa!"

The front of the car fell into the water and began to bubble.

"Mom...... What to do!! ”

"It's okay, don't be afraid, we have friends!! My friend is up there! ”

The old fairy waved his hand, and then shouted loudly: "Beibei!! Babe! Come down! Below is the blister, and I slipped out ......! ”

No one answered on the shore, and at this moment our Beibei, who was chasing the peacock with the tour guide, was holding the mobile phone and snapping it violently, muttering in his mouth: "It's so beautiful!" ”

"Oops me. Exercise. You. Damn it! Oh my people!! Babe! Come back! ”

The old fairy shouted in a hurry. At this moment, the old lady has already climbed out of the window of the car, and she tossed like this, and the car slid faster. The old fairy hugged the handbrake with a bang, and the car paused slightly, but the front wheels had sunk in, and the body was oblique, at this time it had nothing to do with braking, and the car began to sink.

"Don't climb!! It's really going down! ”

The old immortal shouted.

The old lady didn't pay attention to him, and went down with a pop down the window. At this time, the front of the car has sunk into a position parallel to the window!!

"Whoa!"

The crack in the door began to seep water, and the old fairy just moved slightly, the car body slammed, and the back also fell, and he suddenly didn't dare to get scared, and slammed the window slammed down.

"Don't move, I'll call someone for you!!"

The old ladies popped twice from the puddle and ran to the shore soaking wet.

"Can I still die like this? Isn't that a joke in my life? ”

The old fairy squatted on the driver's seat, watched the river seep in, and said something in his heart. When I turned my head, I suddenly saw a portable laptop behind me, very shabby!

He had an idea, turned his head and drove from the main driver, and rushed to the back in one step!!

"Bang Dang!!"

His 100 pounds, as soon as he pressed to the back, it really had some effect, and the rear tire was stuck on the soil ridge, temporarily delaying the downward trend. But the more the water is filled, the more weightless he will definitely be in front of him, and he will still fall at that time!!

At this time, whether a person is normal or not, whether he is mentally ill or not, can be completely seen!

You don't even know what he did!!

After taking the laptop, when I opened it, I found that there was a wireless network card on it!!

Quickly opened the Internet Explorer browser!

First went to Baidu, checked the information, but it was all, and finally in desperation, he posted a help-seeking post on Baidu Know, which reads!!

"What should I do if my car falls into the water? Urgent!!! Online and so on!! ”

Ten seconds later, some netizens replied.

"Silly B! The car fell into the water, and there is still time to go to Baidu? Why don't you take any medicine! ”

"Recite the Islamic Sutra ten times, and the Buddha wishes you to ascend!"

"Fell into the river? I saw Sha Seng tell him that Wukong and the master were almost there! If you can't pack up, let's go on the road, we lack a ...... who knows how to water now! ”

……

Quack!

The tow rope was suddenly bolted to the back of the pickup, and the two strong men suddenly jumped into the body, temporarily suppressing the descending pickup!

A Raptor pickup truck in the back, the tail of the car is facing Lao Xian's pickup, pulling the tow rope in the middle, buzzing the accelerator twice, plugging the first gear, the tire rolls the ground, and drags forward!!

"Peng!"

The tow rope was instantly tightened, and the pickup, which had been half submerged, was suddenly pulled out a little. The old immortal shouted excitedly: "Left wheel, drag it at a different angle!" This piece has a soil ridge!! ”

"Buzz!"

The big raptor pulled forward again, which lasted for more than ten minutes, and finally pulled the pickup out raw.

"Bang dang!"

Jin Beibei pulled open the back door and asked speechlessly, "Brother, why did you go to the river?" ”

“…… Babe! You almost won't see your brother...... Mother. Finish. A.B, the meadows of Myanmar are too pitiful......! The old fairy said in fright.

"Thank you!"

The old lady said to the Raptor driver soaking wet.

"Hehe, you're welcome!" The driver was a young man, slightly darker, but with a small flat head and sunglasses, he looked quite energetic.

After he finished speaking, he beckoned to his companion, and was about to unload the leash and leave. But the tour guide looked back at the car and immediately shouted in a stunned voice: "Mr. Zab? ”

"Huh?"

The driver in the car heard someone shouting at him, poked out his neck to look, was stunned for a moment and said, "Chaji? ”

“…… Why are you here? The tour guide Chaji asked.

"I just came back from Yangon, and I'm going to cast my net here to catch some fish!" Zab pushed the door open and walked down.

"You know each other?" Jin Beibei interjected and asked.

"This is Zab! Our little general in Yuzhai! Chaji introduced.

"Little general?! Mr. Kunli's son? Jin Beibei asked in a low voice.

"It's not ...... Let's talk about it! Chaji said vaguely.

"Who are these two?" Zabu glanced at Jin Beibei and the old immortal and asked Chong Chaji suspiciously.

"They are Mr. Kunli's distinguished guests, and they just arrived a few days ago!"

Chaji still said vaguely.

Zabu paused and said with a smile: "Hello, my name is Zabu, welcome to Yuzhai!" ”

"Thank you, dude, thank you so much!! If you really die like this, then you will really stumble!! The old fairy shook hands with him and said.

"Why did your car fall into the water?" Zabu asked, a little confused.

“…… This one... Belch...... It's a long story!! The old fairy awkwardly diverted the topic.

"Oh, hehe, I'm going back to Yuzhai, don't you go together?" Zab spoke.

"Mr. Chen, what do you see?" Cha Ji asked tentatively at the old immortal.

“…… The passing year is not good!! Let's go back! ”

The old fairy finished speaking without hesitation, and then dragged Jin Beibei and said, "Go, you give her a thousand yuan, let her go!"

"Quit?" Jin Beibei asked.

"Don't do it, I'm afraid of drowning!!" When the old immortal said this, he showed a crispness that he had never seen before.

"Brother, my son lied, you can publish a book in your life!" Jin Beibei said earnestly, and then paid the bill.

Lao Xian's pickup truck didn't dare to ignite it at all, for fear of burning the engine, so he could only use Zabu's raptor to continue to lead it back.

Zabu also had two companions, Lao Xian sat in his car, Jin Beibei was responsible for stepping on it, not lighting the brakes of the pickup truck, and controlling the steering wheel, and his car sat the tour guide.

Then they rushed in the direction of Yuzhai.

……

On our side, we walked for a short day, and when we were about to embark on the return journey, we didn't see the old fairy and them rushing back, so we called and asked.

"When are you coming back?" I asked the old immortal.

"We're all back to Yuzhai!"

"Why did you go back? Didn't you say we should go together? "I'm a little confused.

"Uh...... It's not interesting, so I'm back! ”

", okay, then I'll go back for a walk!"

"Hurry up! I'll introduce you to a friend when I come back, this guy is a thigh!! I'm telling you, we've got it! The old fairy said excitedly.

"Friends?"

I held the phone and was stunned.