Xiao Xingchen finally remembered! At that time, I bought an acupuncture model, but the small advertisement for this rubber doll was in front of me, jumping and jumping, jumping in front of my mouse, so I didn't think much about it, so I took a picture.

You really can't blame this person who shouts relatives for this!

The word "pro-......" is usually addressed by the seller to the buyer. As Xiao Xingchen, it was the first time to call the seller like this, because he was angry, but it turned out to be his own fault. "I want to return the goods and exchange them for ......"

"Dear, this kind of product is special, you can't return it if you buy it? Is this marked on the product? Not only did the seller say, but he also gave an affectionate ball-like smile.

"What?" The fire on Xiao Xingchen's head was ignited again. "If you don't know the clear explanation, can you return it without a reason within seven days? Although I made a mistake, but your ad is jumping and jumping in front of you, is it right? If I shoot an acupuncture model and the ad doesn't go around in front of me, can I make a mistake? ”

"...... pro"

"Don't kiss it! You can return the goods within seven days without any reason, and I still have a reason to do so, so can't I return it? Xiao Xingchen had a feeling of being deceived, and said angrily.

"Dear, this is really a special commodity. She's like a bride, even if you don't do it, but this bride is all looked at, is it still called a bride? ”

"What is this analogy of you, ahhhhhhhh Xiao Xingchen's fingers were using a little more force, and the keyboard had to be broken!

"My dear, my parable is just a tact. Actually, at the beginning, we also had a free exchange here within seven days, but when we came back, we all had already done it! Some of them haven't done it once, it's like gang rape......"

"I can check this one, if I do, I'm a-bastard, can't I?" If this seller is in front of him, Xiao Xingchen will not beat her, but will also scold her ancestors for eighteen generations. And for now, he had to gamble and curse himself.

Because, what the seller seems to say also makes some sense, this product ......

"Dear, once, there was an old man who took a picture and said that he suddenly became impotent. We don't believe that there is such a coincidence in the world. Later, we saw that he was a lonely old man and had an impotence diagnosis, so we decided to return it to him, but when we came back to check, this special commodity was not only used, but also had a tendency to violence, and we had to let the police intervene after investigation, and it turned out that it was done by a few single young men who delivered couriers......"

"I ......" Xiao Xingchen listened to his words, and every word seemed to have a huge pressure on him, until he was pressed into a little difficult to breathe. In the end, he weakly typed the following words: "I, I'm an international superhero, if I do it, I can't do it?" Could it be that the courier's young man has to bear the burden of it? ”

"Dear, what did you say, you said you were an international hero? If that's the case, we can make a special deal and return it to you immediately. However, you have to take a picture of the document and pass it to us to see! The seller smiled again that made Xiao Xingchen go crazy.

Paralyzed, don't you believe me? Spread it!

However, when it came time to pass it on, he hesitated again, if he really passed it on, in the future, he would put this document with a photo and name on the Internet and spread it on the Internet. The seller advertised again: hurry up and buy it, even international heroes are buying our rubber dolls here, then you will lose your face!

"I won'......t pass it on," Xiao Xingchen said weakly. However, I will give you the most vicious and worst negative review since you had Taobao! Wait with a smile, dear! ”

"Don't, don't...... I'll ask the boss and I'll get back to you right away! The seller seemed to be a little panicked and hurriedly wrote.

"Huh...... Hmm......" Xiao Xingchen thought to himself: Sample, can't cure you?

"You can return it, but you can't stay overnight!" Ten minutes later, the seller did not say hello, nor did he smile with a shaky smile, and typed out such a line of small words burning with anger.

Xiao Xingchen smiled!

The next step is to ask the courier company to come to the door quickly and return the goods. However, I also have to be responsible for other sellers, take care of their couriers, and don't return them to others. Because after all, it's about credibility and sexual safety.

In order not to disappoint the seller too much, Xiao Xingchen retired the rubber doll of Sex Blessing and bought the most expensive acupuncture rubber mannequin.

After another three days, the acupuncture model and the 100 silver needles for acupuncture all arrived.

During this period, Xiao Xingchen was as excited as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and he also became a dancer who smelled chickens: before dawn, he took the lamp and practiced acupuncture.

He slept in the master bedroom, a study and another room dedicated to acupuncture.

Acupuncture model with wheels mounted underneath that can be rotated.

He posed well, and also learned the appearance of Bian Que in the game, standing one meter away from the model, his heart was pounding towards the abdomen of the model, the three acupuncture points of the upper navel, the middle navel and the lower navel, and threw out three bright needles.

At the same time as throwing out the three silver needles, a thought shining with colorful light appeared in his mind: From now on, in the hot land of Great Xia, a great healer will be born!

Excited, excited!

Pop, three silver needles hit the model's stomach, and then, all of them fell to the floor.

He was stupid, completely stupid, and his eyes were as dumb as Hongmen's eyes on Wednesday: what was going on? Bian Que's methods can be said to be familiar to him, and he has been thinking about his methods all the time in the past few days. I feel that the technique of throwing these three needles is exactly the same as that of him.

Then, he threw it more than a hundred times in a row, and not once did two needles land on the model at the same time.

The breakfast delivered by the takeaway was cold, the lunch was cold, and he didn't even eat a mouthful, not even a sip of water. Suddenly, he felt a sharp pain in his right wrist. He looked at his wrist and oh my God: why are the flowers so red?

The right wrist is not only red, but also thicker than the left wrist. Only then did he know that his wrist was swollen, and despite this, none of these silver needles were inserted into the three acupuncture points.

In the afternoon, he walked out of the room where he practiced acupuncture with difficulty and collapsed on the sofa.

Suddenly, his stomach panicked as if it was empty, and he remembered that he hadn't eaten two meals yet.

Despite the fact that his legs seemed to be filled with sand, he rushed towards the large table, and he did not even heat the food, as if it were poured, and in a very short time, he poured it all into his stomach!

Then he collapsed heavily on the couch. From five o'clock in the morning to three o'clock in the afternoon, for ten hours, nothing was found, only a swollen wrist and a painful heart.

He summed up the ten hours of hard work he had given himself: his spirit is commendable, his eyes are high, his eyes are low, he is really stupid, and Hongmen Wednesday!

From this point of view, we should still pay attention to the scientific method!

So, in order to make rapid progress, he prepared to recruit acupuncture teachers online: one hour a day, two hundred yuan an hour.

He sat down at the computer, only to realize that his right wrist was much thicker than before. Fingers touching the keyboard, wrists aching like stabs.

Fortunately, it's just a few words, and it's enough to use your left hand to point to Zen.

There is no contact number, only the community near Chengbei Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine, and the house number.

After hanging up on the net, someone rang the doorbell when it was dark in the house. Still, the coughing outside was louder than the doorbell.

"You are?" Xiao Xingchen looked at an old man with a turtle waist in his seventies, and he had already spit out three mouthfuls of yellow thick phlegm in front of the door.

"Ahem, ahem...... Do you have anyone here who wants to learn acupuncture? cough cough cough ...... Ahh......h

Xiao Xingchen's feet retracted a little slowly, and they were spit on his feet...... My grandfather, if you want to teach me here, it's better for me to choose suicide!

“…… Not...... Oh...... That's what a friend of mine was looking for, and he's already found it! ”

"Ahem, ahem...... You kid, what are you doing at the door, you can't let me in and drink water if you find it? cough cough cough ...... Ahhh......h

My grandfather, do you want to come in? Xiao Xingchen said as he let him in.

"Ahem, ahem...... Ah spit ......" The turtle-waisted old man picked up the teacup on the coffee table, went straight to the water dispenser, and after drinking a cup of pure water, it seemed that he could still live. "My family has three generations of ancestral acupuncture...... cough cough cough ......"

"Grandpa, he really found it, the two of them have negotiated, and now they are going to negotiate the contract!" Xiao Xingchen didn't even dare to breathe, for fear that he would vomit!

"Ah vomit...... "I'm really afraid of something, the old man spit out a mouthful of phlegm on the ground, only two centimeters away from Xiao Xingchen's feet." Acupuncture? cough cough cough ...... Two hundred dollars an hour? My old wife said it was a liar, and I didn't believe it yet...... Ahh ”

Before this, the old man's phlegm was spit out when he couldn't hold it, but in the end, this phlegm was deliberately spit out!

Looking at a few mouthfuls of phlegm on the purple-red wooden floor, Xiao Xingchen only begged this respected old Bodhisattva comrade to leave quickly, in this life and this life, there is nothing else to ask for!

The turtle-waisted old man coughed angrily and walked away. Xiao Xingchen seemed to hear him scolding a word of paralysis.

Xiao Xingchen folded a large ball of toilet paper, looked away, and finally wiped the phlegm inside and outside the house! Then, he stepped in front of the computer in three steps and deleted this great recruitment message!

He lay on the couch, closed his tired eyes, and just as he was in a daze, he heard the doorbell again. Thinking of the old acupuncturist just now, he got up from the sofa in fear and looked at the cat's eye, in the distance, a young man.

Oh, it's the lad who delivers dinner...... He rubbed his chest, it really scared me to death! Up to this point, he was still in fear of the old acupuncturist!

The doorbell rang again, and he looked at the cat's eyes, only to see a blood-red lip on a large snow-white face.

He hurriedly looked out the window, the lights were shining brightly, and it was obvious that it was already dark...... No, is there a ghost at this time? Besides, the ghost should be able to come in directly, do you still need to knock on the door?