Chapter 0223 - The Wrong Goods in the Rental House
Xiao Xingchen walked out of the smart library, only to see Mary sitting on the golden butterfly chair, her whole body exuding a golden auspicious light, she was snoring slightly, and quickly walked out of consciousness.
He couldn't wait to open the net, bought a rubber acupuncture point human body on Taobao, and bought a hundred silver needles ten centimeters long.
He had to admire the speed of Taobao, and two days later, the goods of the rubber acupuncture point human body arrived at night, and it was only forty-eight hours before and after.
It's just that the goods have arrived, it's already night, and the courier can still deliver to the door!
He happily signed his name on the packing list. Because of the anxiety in my heart, where is the name, it is just a wave like W.
"Little brother, what's your name?" The courier saw a wave of water, and it didn't look like a word when he looked left and right.
"Xiao Xingchen!" How could he have time to talk to him about that? I couldn't wait to open the package.
He opened one, the head of a handsome girl, and he was startled, and sat down on the ground with purple lips and a soft crotch.
Paralyzed, I'm an international-level hero, afraid of her bird?
That being said, the heart is still puff! His hand trembled and reached out, only to hear a "hehe" laugh.
Yes! He fell to the ground again, and his heart hit his throat.
Hey, what is this called when I practice this today, why can't I name it myself? In order to give himself courage, he comforted himself.
He looked at the electronic clock on the wall, and it was already past eleven o'clock at night.
Suddenly, his scalp exploded: I rented this house, and I didn't inquire, is there a ghost? This frightened, his mind suddenly went blank.
It took a long time for his eyelids to blink. It didn't matter if he blinked, it seemed that the package with the girl had moved. His scalp is fried, fried, numb, numb!
Xiao Xingchen never thought that he would encounter such a terrifying thing tonight, as the so-called chickens are afraid of yellow werewolves, and ghosts are afraid of ghosts...... No, I'm not afraid of ghosts, or I'm really sorry for my title of international hero!
Such a bold man was indeed much bolder: the boldness that had shrunk and shrunk before seemed to swell now: he stepped forward and moved the girl's face, and he heard the laughter again.
"What are you laughing at? Haven't you heard that you can throw anything away for the sake of freedom? You don't even have freedom now, and you're still laughing? Xiao Xingchen was furious.
This anger is really better again! His current preliminary estimate: This is a ghost is more likely!
"Why should I be afraid of you!" Xiao Xingchen gave himself courage at a glance! Immediately after, he quickly tore off a layer of wrapping paper, and the girl let out a sigh after a while.
He looked closely at her eyes, and saw that there was something strange: the blinking of this eye seemed to be so flexible and mechanical!
When he took all the girls out, he suddenly realized: Isn't this a rubber doll for practicing acupuncture?
Suddenly, he felt that something was wrong. This rubber doll for acupuncture should be full of acupuncture points, right? I can see clearly on the Internet that there are not only acupuncture points, but also the names of acupuncture points.
At this time, he had already determined that it was a rubber doll, and he had nothing to do with ghosts, and he couldn't get along with real people...... When he looked at her private parts, his face turned red with shame, and he didn't dare to look at it again.
Paralyzed, what the hell is going on today? It's a real girl, and I won't blush, let alone dare not look at it? If you don't dare to look at it now, then what kind of acupuncture are you practicing today?
Besides, in this house, just me and her, if it were a real person, would I be afraid? Oh my God, am I still Xiao Er, or the disciple of the disciple of the old man's disciple of Kong Laoer?
But...... But where she's paralyzed, it's too realistic!
Alas, what are you doing here, it's not early, let's go to bed quickly! His own heart said to his own heart.
So, he took the box out the door and threw it away during the day.
Suddenly, a manual fell out of it, and he hurriedly moved to the light to take a look. As soon as he read the manual, it dawned on him: it turned out to be a physical rubber doll for sexual use, and its skin, texture, and reproductive organs were all absolutely simulated.
The instruction manual says: And the sound of calling the bed is very loud, please use the user in the dead of night, it is best to turn down her voice, so as not to disturb the people! Remember, remember that you are responsible for the consequences of disturbing the people!
Taobao shopkeeper, you - numb - paralyzed! Xiao Xingchen suddenly scolded angrily! I obviously bought a model for acupuncture, and he actually sent me such a thing!
He trembled again. The time just now, I was scared, and this time I trembled, I was angry! He opened the net tremblingly, and saw that the other party's Want Want had turned gray, knowing that she was not online.
Looking at the handsome rubber doll, its parts are exactly the same as the real person, and what makes him even more depressed is that he is still smiling at himself!
"I sue you, although this has nothing to do with morality, I will never do it with you! I'll tell you again: I'm not one of those slings, if I really want to be a sling, I'll do it with you...... I'm an international superhero, I'm a person with an ID card......" paralyzed, why does this sound a little awkward?
He lay down on the bed and covered his head with a sheet. But I always feel that someone is looking at me, and I am very unhappy. Alas, why can't you sleep?
Another hour had passed, and he hadn't fallen asleep. So, he began to hypnosis with counting: one, two, three, four, five, to catch the big landlord; Six, seven, eight, ninety, and ......
He counted, counted, counted, and the big landlord had been caught tens of thousands, and he still didn't fall asleep.
He was angry and packed this rubber doll and returned it tomorrow. Since you want to return the goods, of course, you can't think about it, if you use it and then return it to others, then they will return the money to you, and they will scold you! If you meet those powerful girls and scold you for your rotten, you still can't bear it?
He looked for his own clothes, and he did not dare to look at her, and put them on her. Of course, as for bras, pants and so on, all are free! Bra, I don't have it here, what's the point of getting a pair of pants for her to wear? Even if you call it an expert, it's not interesting!
After he got her dressed, he threw it on the bed, and the rubber doll laughed: The dog hangs people, this voice is absolutely snorting, absolutely the same as a real girl!
No way! I can't help it at night, if I do it, how can I return it?
Anyway, there were many rooms, three rooms, and he put her on the bed in another room. He didn't know what he thought, but he was afraid that she would not sleep well, so he put her head on the pillow and covered her with sheets.
When he returned to his room, he began to recite the landlord's hypnosis again. This time, I didn't know that thousands of landlords were caught again, and then I fell asleep unconsciously!
Fortunately, he was not born in the era of land reform, if he was born in that era, the landlord of the world would let him be arrested alone!
He was a man who liked to sleep early, and he was quite fond of sleeping early, and yet, at half past six he woke up. He brushed his teeth and washed his face, and opened the net angrily: "Are you dead, and you haven't been online yet?" He looked at the other party's Wangwang was still gray, and he scolded angrily.
"Ding Ding ......"
Hearing the doorbell, he was angry like a balloon: Why, shouldn't I scold you twice, did you still come to the door?
He was really dizzy: This Taobao shopkeeper doesn't know which city he is in, even if he is in the same city, and he can know that you Xiao Xingchen lives here? Just know that you live here, he has nothing to scratch the flakes and play badly, he came to you?
He strode to the door, opened the door suddenly, and saw a young man holding a box, his eyes immediately became like falcons, and a little like Sun Dasheng's fiery eyes.
"Here's your breakfast, take it!" When the young man saw his nervous appearance, he didn't know what was wrong with him, so he said.
"Oh......" Suddenly, his face sagged across the board. He completely understood at this time, he had ordered two months' meals, three meals a day, and people would send them! It's ridiculous that I still want to follow Sun Dasheng's example and see if it's a monster!
A bowl of mung bean porridge and rice, a carton of milk, four meat buns, four fried dough sticks, four tea eggs, and two chicken thighs...... Damn, feed the pigs, send so much?
He ate depressedly, and in a short time, he finished eating. Only then did he realize that he had set so many of them, and those people didn't want to be breeders.
His tongue swirled in his mouth as if he hadn't eaten yet...... I eat so much, purely to make this Taobao shopkeeper angry! I obviously bought an acupuncture model, but I got a rubber doll.
His eyes were always glued to the computer to see if the shopkeeper's Want Want had turned blue. So he didn't have the heart to do anything else!
In order to be a noble man, a civilized and shy man, although he was full of hatred and anger, he did not curse others, he decided to be a person who convinces people with reason.
At nine o'clock, the shopkeeper's Want Want suddenly turned blue!
"Shopkeeper, the goods were received at 10:45 last night. I'm going to give you the speed of delivery, and if you want to have ten stars, I'm not going to give you nine. It's a pity that you sent the wrong goods? Xiao Xingchen quickly typed the words on it at a speed of one hundred and fifteen crosses per minute.
"Dear, didn't you buy a rubber doll?"
"I'm sick, I'm a sophomore, I'm going to buy that? I'm an international ......" He was just about to type the words "I am an international superhero" when he suddenly thought: Is it interesting to tell her this? "I bought a model for acupuncture, and the price is 8,222 yuan......" Xiao Xingchen finally broke out.
"...... pro"
"What is the kiss...... You're too, I'm just feeling it now, what are you doing with these words at this price? ”
"Dear, take a closer look, what are you shooting...... Dear, if you want to shoot an acupuncture model, our highest price here is only 2,002? ”
"Ah...... Paralyzed, I really photographed a rubber doll! What about the acupuncture model I bought...... Well, it's in the cart! This...... What's going on? "Xiao Xingchen is depressed!