Chapter 161: Funerals Every Day
In fact, Mr. Zhu Da is not unfamiliar with this kind of thing, or he thinks he is not unfamiliar with it, because the earthlings in these years are too imaginative, and there are descriptions of parasitic life in various TV, movies, and literary works. One of the most famous estimates is the Xenomorph, an imaginary terrifying alien creature that has been made into a movie by the people of the United States and sold all over the world, and it has endured. Others, Zhu Run's deepest impression is a cartoon of the Oriental Kingdom, called "Cosmic Knight", in which the alien creature Radam is a parasitic life.
Therefore, in Mr. Zhu Da's impression, parasitic life is an extremely ferocious and extremely powerful creature, and they all play a promising role like a boss. But when he really saw the so-called parasitic civilization, he now had all his previous understandings subverted, and he felt a heartfelt pain.
Yamu! This guy with huge mouthparts that looks a bit like a large caterpillar is the holder of this interstellar client called the Toothlight Civilization and the master of this parasitic civilization. But when the client holder appeared on the 3D screen, Mr. Zhu Da thought he had seen an alien version of Yang Bailao. Although its appearance can definitely be classified as hideous compared to the earthlings, but under that hideous appearance, there is a kind of sorrow that even the blind can see. is like Mr. Yang Bailao, who owes a lot of debt to the Huang landlord's family, and the sorrow when he is facing the need to take Xi'er to pay off the debt, just looking at it can make people feel sad.
"Your Excellency!" Yamu's voice was full of sorrow, "The shop is on sale today, do you need an artificial insect emperor?" Now you can buy it home for only one star, and the store will immediately come with a hundred special eggs, and there is a discount for large quantities, and every 1,000 eggs are now only sold for 50 stars. ”
Special promotions? When did there ever be such a good thing on Star Taobao? Zhu Runhu glanced at him suspiciously, and then frowned. In his experience, when buying things on Interstellar Taobao, you should never fantasize about being able to take advantage of it. If you really feel like you've taken advantage of a trader one day. Then it is likely that you have unknowingly fallen into a big pit, and this pit is definitely a huge pit that kills people. Although the guy in front of him looks like Yang Bailao, who can be sure that it is not disguised by the yellow landlord? If Mr. Zhu Da really believed her, maybe he would become a happy person to pay off his debts one day.
"Ahem" Zhu Run coughed and said cautiously, "Mr. Yamu, this will come with a hundred eggs?" Didn't it come with only 10 pieces? And the price per 1,000 pieces has dropped by half. Why did the price drop so much all of a sudden? It can't be that there is something wrong with this artificial insect emperor, right? ”
"Your Excellency!" Yamu said with a crying voice, "I'm not a male, I'm a hermaphrodite, you can just call me Yamu." ”
Belch! Hermaphroditism! This one...... It's hard to be the customer service girl once said, a magical species that can solve your physiological needs by yourself? Zhu Run glanced at it curiously, and then couldn't help but think with some malice: No wonder this thing in front of him looks so sad! It turned out that he hurt himself too much!
"Ahem!" Zhu Rungan laughed. said, "So Yamu, you haven't answered my question just now, why have your prices dropped here again, is there something wrong with your goods?" ”
"Nope! Absolutely nothing! Yamu hurriedly denied it, and then suddenly choked up and said, "I lowered the price just because, because...... Woooooo Yamu said two reasons in a row. Then he suddenly burst into tears, and his tears soared more than ten meters high. Well, by the way, this Yamu's body is more than fifty meters tall and a kilometer long.
What's going on? Why do you cry while talking? Zhu Run looked at him with a stunned expression, confused for a long time. He has seen a few aliens on interstellar Taobao, and he has all kinds of strange feelings, but what is the situation of crying when he meets this time?
"Ugh! Sister! Zhu Run whispered to the customer service girl. I'm not mistaken, this guy must be crying, right? Or did you translate it wrong? This guy is not actually crying, but draining the waste fluid from the body? ”
"Waste fluid in the body?" The customer service girl was puzzled and asked, "What's that?" ”
"Stupid!" Zhu Run glanced at her disdainfully, "It's peeing!" Why doesn't this guy look like he's crying, can tears soar so far if he cries? ”
"This ......," the customer service girl heard a drop of cold sweat dripping from her head. "I think he's crying!" Although the language is quite different, the basic meaning is still not wrong, and you will not understand the meaning wrong. ”
"I'm sorry! This lord! Yamu seemed to have cried enough at this point. Restrained his feelings for a moment, and then said to Zhu Run, "Recently, a large number of my descendants have died, and I am holding a funeral for them, so the promotion will be increased during the funeral." ”
Youma! When Zhu Run heard this, he felt that the sky was thundering, and he almost completely overturned the three views of the whole person. Funeral Sale! What is the strange reason for this? I've only heard of opening promotions, anniversary promotions, and who also holds promotions for funerals? Even the gene predators, when they cheat people, at most find a reason to have children or get married to engage in promotion. What kind of strange relationship do you have to do with funerals and promotions?
"Customer service girl!" Zhu Run shook his head and said, "I'll forget it!" Let's change the company, this guy is obviously fooling people, doing funerals and promotions...... Hum! ”
"Oh!" The customer service girl nodded indifferently, "Then change one, anyway, there are many of this kind of civilization on the interstellar black market!" ”
"Don't! This lord! Yamu immediately shouted anxiously, "Did I offend the master somewhere?" If yes, I can apologize to the adults! If the adult thinks the price is too high, we can discuss it again, or ...... I drop to 3o stars per 1,000 eggs? ”
"Forget it!" Seeing it like this, Zhu Run was even more suspicious of his intentions, shook his head and said to the customer service girl: "Let's change it!" ”
The customer service girl nodded when she heard this, then checked the product catalog and said, "Okay! Then we'll change this one, this one ......."
"Wait! Don't go! Seeing that this business could not be done, Yamu did not know where to find ten large "knives" more than 20 meters long, rolled the tip of the knife with his tentacle and aimed it at his chest, and shouted: "If you dare not do this business with me, I will die in front of you today." ”
What is the situation? Zhu Run and the customer service girl looked at it dumbfounded, and were stunned by this strange reaction for a while.
"I tell you, I say it's done. If you don't do business with me, I'll die in front of you!" Yamu said, ten tentacles wrapped in the big knife and thrust hard, ten big knives stabbed into his body at once, and then quickly pulled out.
"Poof!" Ten strands of pink blood spurted out like a fountain, and they looked more than thirty meters high.
"Goo-dong!" Zhu Run and the customer service girl looked at the ten fountains, and then looked at the big knife in Yamu's hand. Qi Qi swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Yamu shouted, "You guys are doing business with me? A happy word? ”
"This ......" Zhu Run was thundered by the behavior of this hob meat, and said with an embarrassed face, "Yamu, don't be impulsive!" The so-called business is not benevolent and righteous in ......"
"Huh!" Without saying a word, Yamu immediately stabbed himself again, so ten thick blood fountains spewed out, and shouted: "It's not okay to fall to the bottom!" ”
I said. Are you like that? Zhu Run said with a little crying and laughing, "This is only a few star coins business, and you are also the holder of the interstellar client...... Stop! Don't plug it in, I'll buy it! I'll just buy it. ”
"Really!" Yamu was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly threw away the ten giant broadswords, and shouted, "My lord. Are you really willing to do business with me? ”
Zhu Rundan glanced at the more than twenty fountains on its body painfully, and said, "Okay!" Come on! Hurry up and cure you, I looked panicked. ”
"It's okay!" Yamu smiled, "This little injury is not a big deal, it will be fine in a while, it is still important to do business." ”
"Ugh! I'm in no hurry! Zhu Run glanced at it and said, "You better treat it!" I think you don't think it will be long before you hang up. By then, you probably won't be able to do business. ”
"No need!" Yamu said, "This injury is really okay for me, let's hurry up and trade!" ”
"You're still ......"
"Your Excellency!" Yamu hurriedly interrupted him and said in a sobbing voice, "You're not in a hurry, I'm in a hurry!" If I don't earn Star Coins anymore, my children will starve to death. Today is the 100th funeral in the year of my planet, and I don't want to do it again tomorrow! ”
"Poof! Ahem! Ahem!? Zhu Run looked at him dumbfounded, almost choked to death by its words, "I heard you right, right?" How is this possible? Your child is starving to death? ”
Nima! This is a parasitic civilization! Claims to be powerful. Is there wood? It is said that it is extremely evil, and there is wood? As long as you blend into another civilization, you can cause the horror boss of that civilization to extinct disaster? But what does it say now? Its children are dying of hunger, there are trees! Nima, where is this heavenly reason?
"Woooooo Yamu cried out sadly when she heard this, "Your Excellency, you really heard me right, my children are really starving to death!" Since the beginning of this year, my children have been dying constantly, and so far 100 have died, and I have done 100 funerals for this. Woooooo O my child! ”
"A hundred batches?" Cold sweat came down on Zhu Run's head, "Do you still need to approve your dead children?" How much is this batch? ”
"Of course the dead child is using a batch!" Yamu glanced at him with teary eyes, and said strangely, "My lord, don't you use batches for the dead children in your family?" ”
"Get out! You've just got a dead child in your house! Zhu Run said angrily, "Your whole family is dead!" ”
"yes!" Yamu said solemnly, "I said it early in the morning! Dead child in my house! ”
“…… Never mind! Zhu Run grinded his teeth and rolled his eyes helplessly, "By the way, you said that a group of children died, how many individuals are there?" ”
"This batch! Not bad! Yamu wept, "More than 10 million people died." ”
"It's only more than 10 million cough cough cough ......" Zhu Run was choked and completely speechless.
"Alas~" Yamu sighed heavily, "This planet year, 3oo planet days, only a hundred days have passed, how to spend the remaining 2oo days is a head!" ”
Burst! Zhu Run knelt down completely! It turns out that this guy does funerals every day.
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