Chapter 162: The Worst Client Holder in History

Mr. Zhu finally understood why this Comrade Yamu was so sad, his children died a lot, and each batch died at least tens of millions, and no one could be happy. This is no longer a question of whether you can live happily, but whether you can live it.

The other party is also the holder of the interstellar client, and it can be regarded as Mr. Zhu Da's peers, so Mr. Zhu Da couldn't help but sigh sympathetically and said, "Yamu! You also have to look away, although the fact that white people send black people is really sad, but this thing is already like this, and it is useless for you to be sad. ”

"I'm fine!" Yamu reluctantly swept away a handful of tears, "Anyway, I'm used to dying and dying, so far I can't see anything!" ”

"Ugh! This ......" Zhu Run sweated when he heard this, and then couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Ahem!" It seems to be the same thing. "Isn't it, children die all year round, more than 10 million deaths every day, this is not used to it, but also used to it!

But this guy is really pitiful, Zhu Run sighed secretly: It is really heart-wrenching to see how many children die every day! But...... Fortunately, this guy is not from the earth, and more importantly, he is not from China. Otherwise, whoever wants such an unlucky friend, that light money can make the local tyrant bankrupt cough cough cough cough ......! It seems like a bit of a mistake to think about it this way, but ...... Do aliens really have no money? This seems a bit uncertain! I have always been a noble person, anxious for justice and righteousness, and my face is very thin, if he is cheeky and asks for money...... So do I give it or don't I give it?

Zhu Run was churning with this somewhat strange question in his heart, and finally decided to end the transaction quickly. Don't give this alien a chance to ask him for money. So he coughed dryly and said, "Ahem! Yamu! The so-called family has a scripture that is difficult to read. I won't ask why this is happening. I don't think it's early. I guess you're going to go to the crematorium or something, so let's trade it now! Well! Just now, if I heard me right, you said that during the funeral, worm eggs can be sold for as little as 3o star coins per thousand? ”

"Yes, sir!" When Yamu heard this, his face was even more sad, and he smiled bitterly and said, "Originally, the worm eggs were 100 star coins per thousand, but now, ...... Never mind! Thirty is thirty! This sir. How much do you need? ”

"I'm going to ...... I probably don't want much. Zhu Run thought about the number of those Orientals, and then looked at the people who were still bleeding on his body, and smiled bitterly. Because he was really embarrassed to say that he actually only wanted to buy more than 3o eggs, according to the situation of buying an artificial insect emperor and getting 1oo eggs, his business was only 3 star coins in total, including the handling fee, it is estimated that this Yamu will be angry immediately and vomit blood and die. Or...... Will you just buy an artificial worm emperor later, and then return the remaining worm eggs to it? This one...... Seems worth considering!

"How much do you want?" Yamu sighed and said, "It's time like this, what else can I care about?" It's good to have a business. How much do you want, sir, you say! I'm resistant! ”

"Ahem...... All right! Zhu Run laughed dryly when he heard this. So I said, I'm going to ...... thirty."

"300,000 eggs?" Yamu screamed in surprise when he heard this. "Oh my God! My lord! You want 300,000 eggs! ”

"Ugh! Actually, I'm not ......."

"Oh my God!" Yamu exclaimed in surprise, "My lord, you are really my savior! 300,000 worm eggs, that's a huge amount of 9ooo star coins! O Lord! You're such a nice guy! ”

9ooo Star Coins are also a huge amount of money? Zhu Run glanced at it speechlessly, this guy is also a second-level cosmic civilization, as for being poor?

"Thank you! My lord! Yamu was as happy as the New Year, and said happily, "You really solved my urgent need!" With your 9ooo Star Coins, I won't have to do funerals for at least half a year. Woowoo...... O my poor child! ”

"Ugh! You're welcome! I actually...... Alas~ Forget it! Zhu Run sighed, then shook his head, "300,000 is 300,000!" Let's trade now! The deal is over, you should hurry up and heal your injuries! "Forget it! This guy is pitiful enough, so he should be considered a good deed.

"Oh! Yes! Yes! Yamu nodded wildly, and then said gratefully, "Thank you, sir!" Thank you, sir! Let's make a deal! Let's get started......"

"Wait a minute!" At this moment, the customer service girl, who had not spoken, suddenly said, "Yamu! 300,000 eggs, we all need the kind of 'clean' eggs, so you have to help us deal with them before we sell them? ”

"Clean?" Yamu's face changed, and then he suddenly burst into tears, and said in a sobbing voice, "Yes! I understand! This lord ...... Wait! I'm this, I'm here, I'm here...... Woooooooo Saying this, Yamu cried and turned off the video.

"Ding!" A prompt sound, and then a mechanical voice came: "Client holder No. xxx closes the manual trading system and starts automatic trading." Now that the goods are ready, do you want to buy them? "It's the voice of the other client.

"Hmmm! Buy it now! Zhu Run couldn't help but sigh, "It's been a hard time these days!" It's not easy for everyone! The second-level civilization actually regarded the nine thousand star coins as a huge amount of money! Never mind! Look at its pitiful appearance, don't remind me, the star coins will be deducted directly from the account, and the customer service girl will buy it! ”

"Cut! They are not pitiful! The customer service girl pursed her lips disapprovingly, and then operated.

"That's it! PURCHASED! The customer service girl reminded, "Do you pick up the goods?" ”

"Extraction!" Zhu Run said without hesitation.

"Boom!" As soon as he finished speaking, a metal box almost a meter square fell. Zhu Run opened it and saw that in addition to the 'artificial insect emperor' that looked like a silkworm baby, there was also a small box of fish larvae in a frozen state.

"This is called a parasite?" Zhu Run shook the box curiously and said, "It doesn't seem to look special, right?" Does this stuff really work? In other words, those Orientals are dead, even if this thing can parasitize them. Can they still be brought back to life? ”

"Of course not!" The customer service girl shook her head and said. "To be dead is to be dead! Where is it possible to come back to life? I mean fix the external damage to those corpses first. And then use these parasitic beings to parasitize them, they have the wisdom to deal with some things. ”

"Oh! So that's it! Zhu Run was stunned, but he immediately said worriedly, "The question is that those people have been dead for so long, is it still useful?" ”

"Of course!" The customer service girl said confidently, "Although those people have been dead for a long time, they were quickly included in the Star Store. Time stood still. Although all of them are dead, most of the cells in the body are still alive, so it does not affect the parasitism, and when the time comes, you can get some high-energy repair solution. ”

"Hmmm! That's right, too! Zhu Run thought for a while and said, "Forget it!" Don't talk about this, whether it's useful or not, just try it. As he spoke, he began to take out the so-called 'Artificial Insect Emperor' and operate it according to the prompts of the customer service girl. I don't know if it's because it's a special instrument for parasitic civilization, so this pit thing is not controlled by the brain. Instead, it can only be done manually. So even if there is a customer service girl on the side to point out, Zhu Run is busy and sweating profusely. I can't figure it out for a while.

"That's right! I almost forgot to ask you just now," Zhu Run asked a little strangely as he operated, "What happened to Yamu just now?" Why did you cry so sadly all of a sudden? ”

"Of course!" The customer service girl pouted, "I asked it to dispose of the eggs before selling them, so of course it will be sad." ”

"Aren't those eggs a commodity?" Zhu Run was even more strange when he heard this, "Before selling something, it's normal to clean up the goods!" Why is it crying so sadly? ”

"Because ......" The customer service girl gave him a very strange look, and then suddenly laughed strangely, "Young man, don't you know that the so-called insect eggs sold by these parasitic civilizations are all laid by themselves?" ”

Zhu Run was uncomfortable by her strange eyes, and rolled his eyes angrily: "Nonsense! Who sells goods that they don't produce? ”

"Well! Pure boy! The customer service girl smiled, "You have to understand that production and 'production' are not the same." The production you are talking about is the production of scientific and technological civilization, which uses tools, and people are ...... Use this! The customer service girl compared the image of a pregnant woman.

"Poof! Ahem, cough, cough ......" Zhu Run choked on her words and cried out in a lost voice, "No!" Wouldn't those eggs be ......?"

"That's right!" The customer service girl nodded and said, "These eggs are all descendants of this guy named Yamu's family, and this guy is actually selling sons and daughters." Alas~ Poor! ”

"Selling sons and selling daughters...... Zhu Run heard a drop of cold sweat on his head, and said with an embarrassed face, "Sister! You're not kidding me! You must be kidding me, right? Did you say it wrong, or did I hear it wrong? This Tama is also a second-level cosmic civilization, and this Yamu is also the master of this civilization. In other words, how miserable it is to be mixed up! I'll it! The dignified interstellar client holder has actually been reduced to selling sons and daughters, are you talking about aliens, how do I listen to this guy like Xi'er and his father Mr. Yang Bailao! ”

"Don't believe me? Check this out! The customer service girl pursed her lips, then pointed to a line of inconspicuous small print in the Yamu store.

"This is ......" Zhu Run looked at it carefully when he heard this, and then he was completely speechless after just one glance. I saw that it was written: The goods sold in this store are all descendants of the owner, with noble blood, excellent varieties, and good self-cultivation......

"My day!" Zhu Run couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, and said with black lines on his face, "It's just blind to my kryptonite eyes." Nima! It's really selling sons and daughters, is this Tama really a second-level cosmic civilization, are you sure that the evaluation of the interstellar client is correct? Wouldn't it be that the client's brain was bribed? me, what's going on with this section? ”

"Get out!" The customer service girl's face turned dark, and she said angrily, "What do you mean by 'also being bribed', as if I was bribed by you, have you bribed me?" ”

"Ugh! That one...... Lapsus linguae! Lapsus linguae! Ha ha! Zhu Run laughed dryly, and then looked left and right to talk about it, "What's that!" You haven't said why Yamu suddenly cried so sadly! Even if it was the eggs that were laid by him, if you let it clean, he wouldn't have to be so sad, would he? ”

"Well! Juvenile! That's why I said you're too pure," the customer service girl smiled and nodded his nose, "Do you know what I mean by 'clean'?" ”

"Clean is clean. What else does it mean? Zhu Run said casually first. Then he thought of something, and his face changed. "What do you mean by saying that this Yamu has set a trap in these eggs, and what virus or something is mixed in them, so you want him to clean them up?" ”

"Of course...... Not really! The customer service girl rolled her eyes, "People are parasitic civilizations, not biochemical civilizations, what kind of viruses are there?" ”

"Hmmm! Also! Zhu Run scratched his head. Then he said dissatisfiedly, "Alright! Don't sell it, hurry up! ”

"Humph!" The customer service girl snorted twice, and glanced at him arrogantly, "Are you asking this queen sincerely, grovelingly?" ”

"Hill!" Zhu Run's face darkened, and he said angrily, "You give me a little bit, be careful of my ......"

"Yo Xi!" The customer service girl clapped her hands happily, "Since you are sincere." Groveling asked......"

Zhu Run looked at her with a black line on his face, and couldn't help but complain in his heart: Hey, hey! Girlish. Please don't talk to yourself, okay? When did I grovel, is it because you have too much traffic this month, and the number of jΓΉ is disordered?

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Parasitic civilization is a special kind of civilization," the customer service girl said to herself, "The terrible thing about them is not that they can parasitize, but that they are intelligent, and what is even more terrifying is that each of them has exactly the same physiological characteristics."

In fact, parasitism is very common in the biological world, just like there are roundworms in the human body, and lice may hide in their hair, which is not surprising. Therefore, ordinary parasitic life is not terrible, only two insecticides are needed to deal with roundworms, and it is enough to bathe frequently to deal with lice, but intelligent parasitic life is terrible.

You can imagine what happens when the roundworm in the human body has intelligence. It doesn't need to have much intelligence, as long as it knows that the insect medicine is deadly to it. When you take the deworming medicine from your mouth, do you think this intelligent roundworm will be waiting in your intestines to sit and die? Or burrow into your other internal organs, such as the liver, such as the kidneys......"

"Stop! I understand! Zhu Run's face turned green and he shouted, "Skip this paragraph." ”

"Hmmm! All right! The customer service girl said, "This is only an intelligent life with the most basic wisdom, and a civilization like the Tooth Light Civilization is already a second-level civilization, and in terms of wisdom alone, the human beings on the earth may not be comparable to them." That's not the scariest thing about them, though, the scariest thing about them is that the traits are the same among all the individuals of these guys. ”

"This ...... I don't know how to do it! Zhu Run was embarrassed, he really couldn't understand what was terrible about the so-called similarity of individual characteristics.

"Actually, it's easy to say," the customer service girl said, "Just like bees, queen bees and worker bees are both bees, but in fact, the individual characteristics of the two are absolutely different, the former can lay eggs, while the latter cannot lay eggs." These parasitic life forms are different, all parasitic life has evolved from lower life to higher life, but all their individual characteristics are the same, that is, ...... They can both reproduce. ”

"You mean...... Zhu Run's face changed drastically, "these eggs provided by these Yamu are all reproductive?" ”

"That's right!" The customer service girl smiled, "If these eggs hatch, their physical characteristics are the same as Yamu, of course they can reproduce." Whereas...... Yamu, you also heard, it killed a batch of children is 10 million. Juvenile! You can imagine what it would be like if the eggs hatched and multiplied. ”

"Bang! Then the whole planet is finished. Zhu Run couldn't help but shudder, and threw aside the "Artificial Insect Emperor" in his hand like a hot yam.

"So......" the customer service girl smirked, "now you understand what I mean by 'clean', right?" ”

"You mean......" Zhu Run looked at her with a ghost-like expression, and cold sweat flowed down like a waterfall.

"That's right!" The customer service girl gestured to his lower body with her small hand, "If the sales are successful, you must first go from the palace!" Yamu wants to sell the eggs to us, and of course he has to give all the ** of his children and grandchildren...... Click! ”

"Shhh Zhu Run gasped, subconsciously clamped his legs, and then felt a faint ...... The egg hurts.

Nima! Selling children and daughters to others as cannon fodder doesn't count, but you have to cut off the ** and sell it again, which is worse than Li Lianying and his father, is this the holder of the worst interstellar Taobao black market client in history? (To be continued......)

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