Fourth, ninety-two, habits are difficult to change
The second update -
The flat-chested policewoman has a specialty, that is, she specializes in stepping on meals to go to other people's houses, and when she used to often come to the old street to get breast enhancement pills, she came to Lin Bai's house with meals and rubbed Lin Bai's many meals. Lin Bai thought she was doing it on purpose, but later realized that she came over after work, so she just arrived at the meal...... The work of the police is so busy, they will only leave work when it is time to eat.
Today is no exception, when Lin Bai ordered Aunt Qin's hot pot, a table of people sat around the hot pot, took the chopsticks and was about to start, the flat-chested policewoman's police car stopped at the door of the house, jumped down from the police car, and she said happily: "I'm just hungry, can you order a hot pot and wait for me to come?" β
"!" Lin Bai shouted: "If you want to eat, you can pay." β
"You are a billionaire with a multi-billion income a year, what kind of money to talk to me about a small policeman." The flat-chested policewoman was not polite at all, she ran into the kitchen and took a bowl out, and also squeezed to the edge of the hot pot.
In addition to Lin Bai, the people on the side of the pot are all women, including the female demon king, superwoman, elf mother and daughter, Juniper Flower Demon, Blood Phoenix No. 2 and No. 4, Violent Lori, Jin Qiaoqiao, one-armed woman, and a flat-chested policewoman.
"Anyway, I haven't even asked your name yet." The flat-chested policewoman asked the one-armed woman.
"Gee, I didn't ask." Lin Bai found that he had a bad problem, that is, he didn't like to ask other people's names, he liked to call people by nicknames, and as for other people's real names, he easily forgot them. Of course, he didn't plan to change this problem.
"My name is Erica." The one-armed woman whispered: "But it's rare to call me by my name, everyone usually calls me by the nickname 'Red_rain', well, if translated in Huaxia, it's Chiyu!" β
"Red rain? This nickname is full of fun, how did you come to be? "The flat-chested policewoman was very interested.
The one-armed woman said calmly: "On a mission, I killed twelve enemy soldiers alone, covered in blood, like a red rain, so I got the nickname Red Rain." β
"One against twelve? It's kind of amazing! Blood Phoenix No. 2 and No. 4 couldn't help but praise: "It's very standard, neither of us can beat you if we can't do it." β
The one-armed woman smiled bitterly: "Now that I have broken an arm, I have become a waste...... Alas...... The name of Red Rain does not need to be mentioned again. β
Lin Bai thought to himself: The first few times I saw the fugitive female soldiers of the Hydra Legion, most of them were killed by the pursuers, and none of them could escape, the reason why this female slave was able to escape is also a bit reasonable, she is also a top soldier in the Hydra Legion. What did the Hydra Legion do to force their most loyal soldiers to defect?
The elf princess stuck out her tongue next to her: "It's so strange that you guys are proud of killing people, and you also take a nickname because you kill a lot of people, which is not in line with our customs...... We don't want to be proud of killing people, and we don't give this bloody thing a nickname. β
Lin Bai smiled and asked, "Then do you have any nicknames?" β
"Yes!" The elven princess grinned, "I have a nickname called the Snow Elf. My mother's nickname is the Queen of Spring, and she brings wealth and peace to our hometown, just like spring, and is deeply loved by everyone. β
Lin Bai thought about it carefully, well, the purity of the elf princess is indeed like snow, and the snow elf is worthy of its name...... As for the queen of spring, is this spring word the spring of spring or the spring of spring? I feel that the queen of spring is a little more appropriate. Just as he thought of this, he felt that someone was rubbing his foot under the table...... Needless to say, he knew who it was, Lin Bai glared at the elf queen fiercely, wanting to tell her to restrain a little.
With a smile on her face, the elf queen modestly said to everyone: "Don't listen to my daughter's nonsense, I don't have such an exaggerated title. While she showed a dignified smile, her feet under the table became more and more excessive, reaching between Lin Bai's feet, and gently teasing Lin Bai's little friend with her toes through her pants.
Ya, I don't need to clean up, let you know the power of technology tonight, Lin Bai glanced at her angrily.
Lin Bai didn't pay any attention to the frenzied queen, turned his head to the flat-chested policewoman and said, "Bring it." β
"What did you bring it?" Flat-chested policewoman Daqi.
"Bring the address that Chiyu gave you."
In order to deceive the trust of the flat-chested policewoman, the one-armed woman once gave her a fake address, which drew the location of a secret base of the Hydra Legion.
"I won't give it to you, I'll give it to my boyfriend." The flat-chested policewoman snorted.
"Oh!" Lin Bai gave up, just go back and change his identity and then go to the flat-chested policewoman to get it back, and he can also get his mobile phone back by the way.
Everyone continued to eat hot pot happily, the one-armed woman was not very good at using chopsticks, and she couldn't pick anything up from the pot several times, feeling quite embarrassed, Lin Bai smiled and picked up some dishes and put them in her bowl: "Follow the local customs, you have to learn to use chopsticks in the future." β
βYes_sirοΌ I'll study hard. The one-armed woman made a very dignified gesture and replied, "Thank you for serving me food." She didn't look like she was socializing with ordinary people, but like a soldier in the army answering instructions from her superiors. After finishing speaking, it only took about thirty seconds to eat the contents of the bowl, whether they were hot or not, spicy or not, anyway, they all stuffed into their stomachs, and after stuffing them, they made a salute, arranged the dishes and chopsticks neatly, and retired from the table.
In the Hydra Legion, the nerves have been tense for many years, and everything in the army is fast-paced, formulaic, and standardized, such as eating for only a few minutes, folding a quilt for a few minutes, and bathing for a few minutes...... A good soldier only needs to put himself into the frame and ensure that his edges and corners do not stretch out of the frame, and he will be appreciated by his superiors...... And a person has been framed for a long time, and all the edges and corners are smoothed, as if the goods produced on the assembly line have an amazing similarity......
It has been said that there cannot be two identical eggs in the world, but ...... There is certainly a whole bunch of identical soldiers in the world.
The one-armed woman no longer knows how to live an ordinary life.
Lin Bai knocked lightly on the table and sighed, "It seems that there are still a lot of things to learn. β
βYes_sirοΌ I'll study hard. β
"The first thing you have to learn is to give up the way you speak now." Lin Bai said angrily: "You are not allowed to say anything like Yes_sir, and there is no need to say a sentence so evenly, give me a little bit of my own personality." β
βYesβ¦β¦ Cough...... Okay, I got it. β
"Next, go back to the table to eat, according to the habits of our Shuangqing people, a hot pot should be eaten for at least an hour, and if you can't eat it for so long, it must be unpleasant to look at the people at the table."
"Going to eat for an hour?" The one-armed woman was frightened: "My belly is not so big, and if I continue to eat for an hour, I will definitely die." β
"I'm rubbing, who told you to keep eating for an hour? Eat slowly, talk for a few words and take another bite. β
βYes_sirοΌβ The one-armed woman still replied out of habit, and after answering, she realized that Lin Bai was not allowed to say this, so she quickly shut up and sat back on the edge of the table.
In the following time, she strictly obeyed Lin Bai's instructions, and only ate a bite of food after saying two sentences, if she only said one sentence, it would definitely not be eaten, after saying two sentences, no matter how far the topic went, she had to stop and take a bite before she could continue to say two more words, and then take another bite, and then two more words, and then another bite......
Lin Bai couldn't help but cover his face and screamed: "I just said that I don't have to be 'two sentences' to talk about two sentences and eat one bite a day, you can talk three sentences and eat another bite, or four sentences......"
"Oh? Is it okay to have three and four? That's two to four sentences...... Anything beyond that, right? β
"Poof!" Lin Bai squirted out a mouthful of orange and retreated from the table in defeat.
Blood Phoenix II and IV both find it funny, but at the same time sad, they are just killers, and they are not as strict as the soldiers, but when it comes to some special things, why don't they have the same problems? Bound by habit and dominated by years of training......
It's been more than a year since they left the Rosae Order, and they're still used to leaning their backs against the wall...... Let's take it as an example, the seat that the two of them chose when eating hot pot was also the position with their backs to the wall. They subconsciously reluctance to turn their backs to the door or expose themselves to the window, and when there are many people, they will be very careful and vigilant to watch out for killers coming out of them, although they know that it is almost impossible for such a thing to happen in a peaceful world, but the habits of the body always govern them to do so.
The two female killers put down the bowl and stood up, pulled the one-armed woman and said with a smile: "Let's go, don't eat, let's go to the river for a walk." β
"Huh? But...... It will take 7 minutes and 28 seconds to complete an hour...... Mr. Xiaobai said that it takes at least an hour to eat hot pot...... I can't leave the table right now. β
"Fool!" The two female killers laughed together: "It doesn't matter how much time he eats, you have to learn not to listen to other people, do whatever you want, and do whatever you want, this is what Xiaobai really requires of you." β
The two female killers took the one-armed woman to the river, and let the river breeze blow away the depression in their hearts......
Marvel World!
"Damn Luther, your ugly erotic panties have forced eight of my female warriors to betray, and you can't *** change your style?" The Red Skull was furious.
Luther snorted, "The style must not be changed, huh! You female warriors aren't very reliable in their loyalty, so it's a way to test your loyalty......"
As the two were talking about this, the adjutant ran in and said: "Captain, our team that chased Chiyu was also wiped out by the superheroes of the human world, but unlike before, this time Chiyu did not die, she escaped alive, I don't know where I fled for the time being, and the intelligence department is tracking ......"
"Damn, find her for me, she must be killed." Red Skull angrily smashed another glass of red wine. R1152