"Ye Fan, Ye Fan, hurry up, you can see what Mo Lao Turtle is doing?"

A fat man with a fat face was lying in front of the window, with a thief's head and a thief's brain, with a wicked smile on his face, and he looked in from the window edge of a wooden house without blinking, and a fat hand kept shaking, asking the people behind him to come forward and take a look. ()

"Uncle Li, you laugh enough, is there any program that is inappropriate for children?" Ye Fan took three steps and made two steps, and his head was already on par with the head of Uncle Li that he called in his mouth.

The two heads came together, and Uncle Li's head was at least one size bigger than Ye Fan's head, which looked very funny.

It's not that Ye Fan's head is too small, but that the head of this uncle named Li Dazui is too big, not only is his head big, he is also bald, I don't know, looking at his smiling appearance, I thought it was Maitreya Buddha descending to earth.

Ye Fan is a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy, angular, handsome and tough, but now the smile on his face reveals a sense of shamelessness no matter how he looks at it.

"Uncle Li, what do you say Uncle Mo wants to do?" Ye Fan asked with a low smile.

"Ye Fan, despise you, ask knowingly, it's too shameless, don't talk, watch a good show, hehe." On Li's big mouth and fat face, a pair of mung bean eyes sparkled, and he swallowed another mouthful of saliva with a grunt in his neck.

Ye Fan looked at Li Dazui's confused look, smiled, and continued to look inside.

Inside the wooden house, a thin guy like a hemp pole, with a sharp beak and monkey gills, and a few wisps of beard on his mouth, made people can't help but think about the mouse, and at this moment, he was smiling, looking at a woman on the bed.

This woman's skin is white and tender, her body is plump, as if she can pinch out the water at once, at this moment her face is delicate red, her eyes are slightly open, and her breathing is short, but her body seems to be soft and soft, and she can't move, at the mercy of Mo Lao Turtle in front of her.

"Look, look, Mo Lao Turtle has done it, hehe, Jiaojiao's figure, this face, it's really charming, Mo Laogui's body, can you enjoy it?" Li smiled loudly, and the harazi was about to flow out.

Ye Fan grinned, and also looked at the inside motionlessly, the woman inside, if she said that she was in her thirties in front of outsiders, no one would believe it.

This is obviously a beauty in her twenties.

"Quick, keep taking off, continue, continue, hey, why did Mo Lao Turtle stop? , Could it be that this old ghost has changed sex, and he wants to flirt @ first? Li asked anxiously.

"How do I know, the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, you go in and ask Uncle Mo." Ye Fan said with a smile.

"Cut, you are the eunuch, you little eunuch, no matter how rude you dare to be, be careful that I tell him about you stealing your dead master's pills, and see that he doesn't break your third leg." Li threatened in a low voice.

"Hehe, Uncle Li, the pill I stole was also instigated by you, and it wasn't for you to use, you said that if I sue Aunt Jiaojiao, do you think she will let you practice Five Finger Gong again?" Ye Fan said with a smile.

"You little bastard, how dare you? Be careful, I'll dig out your heart and eat it. Li had a big mouth, if it were other children, they would have been scared and cried by him.

Ye Fan smiled, ignored him, and continued to look inside: "Uncle Li, look, look, it's started again." ”

Li Dazui's eyes immediately lit up: "Hide, hide for me, I can't see it, ouch, your Aunt Jiaojiao won't deliberately not resist, right, does this girl want to open it too." ”

At this moment, in the room, Jiaojiao's clothes were stripped of only a dirty clothes, and the bright red belly pocket, coupled with Jiaojiao's devilish figure, made the two men outside the room, an old man and a young man, couldn't help but gasp.

The two of them noticed each other's strangeness at the same time, glanced at each other, and stretched out their middle fingers at the same time.

Inside the room, Mo Laogui turned his back to the window, revealing a hint of an imperceptible smirk.

It's just that he stopped, as if admiring the beauty in front of him, and suddenly, he picked up Jiaojiao and walked to the back room.

"***, how did Mo Lao Turtle enter the back room?" Li Dazui was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks.

"You ask me, who do I ask?" Ye Fan smiled: "Why don't you go in and have a look?" ”

Li Dazui seemed to have been stung by a wasp: "I won't go in, Mo Laogui's broken house is full of organs, and rats don't dare to enter, Lao Tzu still wants to live for two more years, but it's a pity that Jiaojiao's white flesh is white, damn, I don't have to look at it, go, Ye Fan." ”

"What?" Ye Fan asked.

"Go to your master and steal two more Juyang Pills for me, I'll be useful tonight." Li has a big mouth and a cheap face.

"Don't go, the master has already found out last time, asked me several times, and if you steal it again this time, you have to beat me to death if you know." Ye Fan said.

"Lao Tzu didn't let you steal in vain, that old man was reluctant to kill you, besides, I won't let you steal in vain." Li Dazui said.

What Ye Fan was waiting for was this sentence: "What do you exchange for?" ”

"Hehe, boy, do you know why my Li Dazui has survived until now and has not been killed by the enemy?" Li asked with a smug face.

"You're thick-skinned, aren't you?" Ye Fan said with a smile.

"Well, that's kind of an aspect, hehe, huh? What the? Little rabbit cub, you are thick enough, my Li Dazui is as thin as paper, and I blush when I talk to women, how can I be like you little rabbit cub, even Jiaojiao you dare to tease. Li said with a big mouth.

"Then I don't understand, just a person like you, you should have died a hundred times a long time ago, why are you still alive and kicking up and down?" Ye Fan said with a smile.

"That's it, the reason why I have been able to live until now, one is because my unique escape technique has disappeared without a trace, of course, this kung fu has been deceived by your kid's two Juyang Pills, and then Lao Tzu will have a peerless magic technique that is better than death, whenever I encounter danger, I use this magic technique, what the enemy sees me, is a dead corpse, hehe, you say, how can he be embarrassed to see a dead corpse, I Li Dazui is relying on these two peerless magic skills, I have been wandering the rivers and lakes for decades, and I am free to do what I want, how about it? Ye Fan, do you want to learn? Li Dazui said a lot.

"Uncle Li, why are you either running away or pretending to be dead in your martial arts, you are shameless enough." Ye Fan said disdainfully.

Li Dazui laughed: "Little rabbit cub, you know a fart, fighting and killing on the rivers and lakes, a mountain is higher than a mountain, if you want to be invincible forever, there is no door, only if you can't die, it is the true truth." ”

"That's a skill, okay, when are you going to teach me?" Ye Fan asked.

"Pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other, and there is no bullying in fair trading." Li grinned and said to Ye Fan.

"Well, you can teach me now." Ye Fan took out two small black pills from his body, like mouse feces.

"You bastard, the four we talked about last time, you only stole two of them, why do you conjure up two now? No, these two are made up for the last time. Li Dazui said, stretched out his hand and grabbed it.

Ye Fan flashed and dodged Li Dazui's sneak attack: "Uncle Li, don't take you to bully minors like this, this is what I stole only the day before yesterday, how can I count it as last time, but you agreed to it yourself last time, otherwise I may not learn what kind of bullshit kung fu you teach me without a trace." ”

"You?"

"Also, don't chase me, you will disappear without a trace, and I will too, you are so old, your body is not as good as me, you can't catch up with me." Ye Fan grinned.

"I'm, give it to me." Li exclaimed.

"Teach me." Ye Fan smiled very principledly.

"Alas, you little rabbit cub, little bastard, I'm so angry, go, go to me, ***, Lao Tzu's magic skills, let others steal to learn, but the gains outweigh the losses." Li puffed with a big mouth, turned around, and walked towards his house.

It is a valley with high mountains on both sides, lush trees, and the fragrance of birds and flowers everywhere.

Mo Laogui's wooden house is hidden under some tall trees, and if it is in a high place, it is difficult to see.

Li Dazui was in front, Ye Fan was behind, following a small road, turning around, and after a while, he had already arrived in front of another wooden house.

Ye Fan deliberately walked very slowly, and when he saw Li Dazui enter the room, he stopped, with a cunning face.

"Li Dazui, the old lady is going to kill you with a thousand knives." A woman's scream rang out from Lee's mouth.

Then, Ye Fan saw Li Dazui swish, jumped out of the window of the wooden house, and in the blink of an eye, he had already run away without a trace.

Without a trace, it is indeed without a trace, Ye Fan said with a smile.