Jiaojiao ran out of Li's big mouth house, with snow-white skin, delicate red face, pretty easy, and charming expression, Ye Fan couldn't bear to look away from it.

She was holding a kitchen knife in her hand, and when she saw that Li Dazui had run away, she couldn't even see a shadow, pinching Xiaoman's waist with one hand and waving a kitchen knife with the other, "Li Dazui, are you a rabbit?" Run fast, don't let the old lady see you again, otherwise the old lady will chop up all the things below your navel and feed them to the dog. ”

"Auntie, you're gone." Ye Fan's face was harmless, but his eyes were firmly fixed on Qiao Qiao's pair of trembling bulges.

Jiaojiao looked at Ye Fan and giggled: "Ye Fan, come here, my aunt has something to ask you." ”

Ye Fan walked over directly: "Auntie, what's the matter, you say, as long as I, Ye Fan, know, I promise to know everything and say everything." ”

"Really? Or is Ye Fan good, Ye Fan, what are you looking at? Do you say that aunt's Mi @ Mi is big? "Jiaojiao is still in Mo Laogui's house at the moment, dressed in obscene clothes, just wrapped up and down, but the rest of the place is undoubtedly exposed."

Ye Fan didn't know how to answer, this Jiaojiao aunt is indeed not an ordinary coquette, every time she sees herself, she has to flirt with her, don't you peek once when you take a bath? Is it worth flirting with people every time you see them?

People are still children, don't you know that there is a law on the protection of minors?

Ye Fan looked at it carefully for a while, as if he was seriously measuring with his eyes, and then nodded: "Big, it's about the same size as the wolf urine bubble that Da Niu blew that time." ”

"What? You dare to compare my Mi @ Mi with a wolf urine bubble? Jiaojiao giggled: "You are so bad, this is fragrant, Ye Fan, let me ask you, do you want to touch it?" ”

Ye Fan shook his head with a smile.

"It's very nice to feel." Jiaojiao's hand had already stroked it, and she rubbed it through her belly pocket, with an expression of great enjoyment on her face, and she looked very comfortable.

"I know." Ye Fan smiled: "I already touched it when you fell asleep that time." ”

"Ye Fan, the old lady is going to cut your chicks @ chickens feed the dogs."

Saying that, Jiaojiao had already pounced on Ye Fan.

It's just that Ye Fan was already on guard, his small waist twisted, and his body shot out like an arrow off the string.

"Little pervert, run fast, do you think the old lady doesn't know that you have touched it? Hum! Jiaojiao twisted her sexy figure, turned around and entered Li's big mouth room again, and put on her clothes.

Ye Fan ran into the woods, saw that there was no one around, walked to a big tree, and kicked the big tree three times.

I saw a thin, pointed head poking out of the hole in the fork of the tree, and then, two skinny hands stretched out, and with both hands propped up, a person had jumped out of the hole in the tree.

If someone saw that tree hole, they would not believe that such a small hole would hide the next adult.

The man floated down to the tree, and it was undoubtedly Mo Lao Turtle.

Before Mo Lao Turtle could speak, a few mouse whiskers moved first: "Ye Fan, how is it?" Isn't Li Dazui a wolf? Have you ever been cut off by Jiaojiao? ”

"Uncle Mo, you are insidious enough." Ye Fan said with a smile.

"Each other, if it weren't for your two fragrant crispy pieces, how could this thing be done, Jiaojiao will definitely not let me do that, and you little ghost have that Yanfu, I said, I looked at Jiaojiao at the time and seemed to be awake, I really won't know that I did it?" Mo Laogui asked a little scared.

"Of course not, you dare to doubt the medicine that my master dispenses?" Ye Fan said disdainfully.

"Of course I don't dare, Li Dazui won't dare to go back to the nest for more than ten and a half months this time, haha, Jiaojiao must be guarding there every day with a kitchen knife, if this dead fat man comes back, ** is not guaranteed, I said Ye Fan, you sue me where Li Dazui is hiding, I sue sù Jiaojiao, let Jiaojiao kill it, scare this dead bald head to death." Mo Laogui asked in a circle with small eyes, his face was sallow, and at this moment, because he could fix Li's big mouth, he was a little flushed with excitement.

"Uncle Mo, this is not good, I also have my own principles of life." Ye Fan sat on a dead tree and said while teasing ants with a piece of grass.

"Cut, principle? Ye Fan, you are shameless enough, just because Lao Tzu stole Jiaojiao's belly pocket, you blackmailed Lao Tzu to teach you all the tricks, and you still said that you have principles? Mo Lao Turtle said disdainfully.

"Hehe, Uncle Mo, you don't have a son, this trick won't be taught, but I'll accompany you to the grave, and there will be successors after teaching me, you should be happy." Ye Fan said with a smile.

"Then you don't have to threaten Lao Tzu." Mo Laogui's beard trembled again.

"If you don't threaten you, you won't teach me." Ye Fan said.

"Cut, Ye Fan, aren't you going to learn clavicle this time? Two crispy powders, you want me to have a unique stunt? It's too cheap, isn't it? "Mo Laogui wants to raise the price.

"Uncle Mo, you are so old, and your words don't count, aren't you afraid that you won't have a fart @ eye when you have a son?" Ye Fan asked with a smile.

"Lao Tzu will definitely not give birth to a son in this life, don't be afraid." Mo Lao Turtle's shameless realm, straight * Ye Fan.

"Hehe, you are ruthless enough, if Aunt Jiaojiao knew that you gave her those two crispy powders, would she be mad?" Ye Fan asked.

Mo Lao Turtle's body was shocked: "Ye Fan, you won't really sue her, right?" Don't forget that you gave me those two crispy powders. ”

"As long as you teach me the bone shrinking technique, I naturally won't say it, but your words don't count, so it's no wonder to me." Ye Fan said unhurriedly.

"Ye Fan, why are you learning to shrink bones? You don't want to go out of the rat hole to the petite room and peek at her bath, do you? Mo Laogui remembered Jiaojiao's seductive body just now, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva secretly.

"Cut, Mo Lao Turtle, I, Ye Fan, are dignified, handsome and invincible, and I still need to peek, tell you, every time I see Aunt Jiaojiao taking a bath, she knows it, have you ever troubled me? I'm appreciating it openly, not peeking. "Ye Fan is shameless and very stylish.

"People are more popular than dead people, Ye Fan, if you tell me where Li Dazui is hiding, I will immediately teach you the bone shrinking skill." Mo Lao Turtle tempted.

"Okay, I'll tell you where Uncle Li is hiding, and then I'll tell him about your place." Ye Fan said with a smile.

Mo Lao Turtle smiled and said, "It's okay, do you think I, Mo Lao Turtle, is hiding in this one place?" ”

"Well, yes, then I'll sue him about the mechanism in your house." Ye Fan said.

"Ye Fan, I'm definitely not going to have a son, aren't you afraid that you will have a son without a fart?" Mo Lao Turtle said angrily.

"Uncle Mo, if you continue to curse me, I'll go find Aunt Jiaojiao." Ye Fan stood up with a grin.

"Don't, I'll teach you." Mo Laogui said helplessly.

"That's it, I know that Uncle Mo can't speak and doesn't count." Ye Fan said.

(Star Soul's second urban YD stream work after "Super Underworld Student", I hope you like it, support it a lot, collect it, and it will definitely not disappoint you)