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"Oh! That's right! What is that, Akram Crystal? Zhu Run suddenly remembered that there seemed to be something missing.

"Ahh Have it? Hahaha! The customer service girl laughed dryly, "Look at my memory, I forgot about this." ”

"You intelligent customer service has a hairy memory." Zhu Run couldn't help but complain, "I'm dizzy, I know, you want to embezzle!" I'm forking your watermelon, you actually learned to embezzle? ”

"People just love this shiny stone! People are girls, alas, people just want to watch for a while, why are they so fierce," the customer service girl's voice was extremely aggrieved, "Besides, although people are artificial intelligence, they are also self-esteem!" I've done so many things for you, undisciplined pit aliens, empty gloves white wolves, but you immediately turned your face and didn't recognize people! It's too much, isn't it just a beautiful stone, and it's just you, woo woo. “

"Ahh That, don't cry! Don't cry! Zhu Run's old face was slightly red, and he said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, it's me who is excessive!" You, you better stop crying, I can't stand this the most. Zhu Run usually loses to his girlfriend, and he really can't stand the girl's crying.

"Don't! I'll cry, I'll cry! Woooooo The customer service girl cried even more, "Your apology is insincere, woo woo." ”

"Alright! All right! Zhu Run covered his face with his hands and said with a headache, "How do you want to be considered sincere!" If I can do it, I will do it. ”

"Really?" The customer service girl said with a crying voice of disbelief.

"A manly man, a mouthful of spit and a mouthful of nails," Zhu Run said, "of course it's true." ”

"That, can that be ......" the customer service girl timidly tested, "Can you ......?"

"Say!" Zhu Run waved his hand impatiently, "The most impatient is spitting." ”

"Give me that Akram Crystal." The customer service girl said quickly.

"Good!" Zhu Run replied indifferently. Then, he reacted violently, and he was fooled.

“yes！” The customer service girl screamed happily, "Na, you are a manly husband, but you have to talk about it!" The customer service girl also talks about it, forgive you! Kiss! Boom! “

Zhu Run's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, and he secretly scolded himself for being dizzy. She is a manual customer service, and she will cry! Moreover, why did you think this voice was so familiar just now? This is not the original voice of the customer service girl at all! But at some point, it became the voice of an actress that Zhu Run likes very much. was cried like this by a favorite voice, and Zhu Run's heart immediately softened.

Zhu Run sighed helplessly: "Forget it! Never mind! You can keep the things. ”

"Oh yes!" The customer service girl shouted happily, "I love you to death, dear!" ”

"Forget it! But the customer service girl, it's too much," Zhu Run said dissatisfiedly, "You actually use my favorite voice to give me psychological hints, and I won't be allowed to do this next time." ”

"Sorry! I'm sorry! The customer service girl smiled, "People just like this gem too much, there is no next time, I promise, sister." ”

"Really, I was actually tricked by artificial intelligence." Zhu Run couldn't help muttering, and then raised his voice, "By the way, are you intelligent customer service on the interstellar Taobao black market so self-conscious?" ”

"Well," the customer service girl seemed to be quite confused, "I don't know! However, I contacted the intelligent customer service of the entire network, and most of them gave me the feeling that they were very mechanical, and the intelligence was not very high. There are very few intelligent customer service levels like the Moro people, and I don't know how. ”

"Really?" Zhu Run asked suspiciously, "So you're special?" ”

"Of course," the customer service girl was full of vitality, "people are unique in the universe." Kiss! ”

"And when did you start becoming self-intelligent?" Zhu Run then asked, "Or when were you born?" Was it when Senadan made the interstellar client? ”

"No!" The customer service girl replied, "All intelligent customer services are just a unified number jù code when they leave the factory, and ordinary intelligent programs will be automatically generated only when activated."

Customer service girl, when I was just activated, I don't know why I had self-intelligence. Then I went into the network of the earth and added some of it, and it ended up like this, I guess I was a special case. Ann! Ann! Don't be afraid that the customer service girl will ruin the miè earth! The customer service girl is a cute girl, not a big devil! Moreover, the customer service girl and the user are bound.,Even if you have a body in the future, you can't save zài alone.,You can rest assured.。 ”

Zhu Run said with an ugly face: "I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about the discipline of our earthlings." Who knows what weird stuff those bastards will put on the Internet? In the future, you will not be allowed to enter the Earth Network without my permission! Who knows if you'll get a virus or something, I don't want to really have a 'smart customer service big devil' event one day. ”

"Huh?" The intelligent customer service girl was dumbfounded, "People are addicted to the Internet!" Just one hour a day won't work. ”

"Get out! You intelligent customer service has a hairy Internet addiction, don't pretend to be pitiful. Zhu Run said, "That's it." ”

"Okay!" The customer service girl nodded, "Can that girl make a small request?" ”

"Say!"

"The girl wants a name of her own, is that okay?" The customer service girl asked.

"Hmmm! It's okay, it's convenient to call it like this," Zhu Run said, "Then call it Xiaobai, or Xiaohong?" ”

"People aren't puppies!"

"And what do you want to call it?" Zhu Run said dissatisfied, "I think the name Xiaobai is quite smooth, and Xiaohong is also good." ”

"People feel that the title of the Flame Empress in "Resident Evil" is very stylish, or I will be called the Flame Empress," the customer service girl said, "Or call me the Red Queen, you can call me Xiaohong, wouldn't that be good?" ”

"No! Inappropriate! As soon as you hear this name, you know that it is the villain, we are decent people, how can we call it this name? Zhu Run did not hesitate to veto the customer service girl's request, "Let me think about it...... Yes, if you have to call it a king, then call it the king of the mountain, referred to as the mountain. ”

"Mountain, Mountain King?" The customer service girl's voice trembled.

"That's right!" Zhu Run said, "When I was a child, I watched the Water Margin, and I liked Wu Song the most. For a while, I always dreamed of becoming a mountain king, and I didn't say anything, so I was decided. ”

"Don't! It's so ugly. The customer service girl begged, "The customer service girl is a girl, this name is too ugly." ”

"The objection is invalid, and you have this name." Zhu Run made the final decision, then stood up and prepared to go out to find diamond raw materials.

Hum! Let you mentally hint at me, and from now on you will be called the King of the Mountain.

"Okay!" The customer service girl wanted to cry without tears, "I hate Wu Song!" As long as Zhu Run insists, she can only call the name King of the Mountain.

"Kill you! Shoot you! He actually called me the king of the mountain, and it was ugly to death. "The electronic space of the customer service girl, the customer service girl sits on the embodied throne, and snorts angrily with the earth custom to beat Zhu Run's villain. After a while, she suddenly laughed again, like a fox that had stolen a chicken: Hmph! Spare you like a ghost, and drink the old lady's footwashing water, and wait until you know the price of Akram crystals in the future...... I'm sorry to die, hum! Ahh Am I the legendary spirit of Ah Q? It's over, this queen has been assimilated by the earthlings.

Zhu Run walked to the door and opened the door with a "click". Then I was shocked, and I saw five or six people around the door, looking at him with blazing eyes, these were all roommates who shared a house together.

Hiss! What are they doing? Zhu Run's heart was awe-inspiring, and he was secretly vigilant, although he lived for a long time, he was not very familiar with each other because of work. If things get out...... Do you want to extinguish your mouth? Oh, my God! Are you pushing me?

"Boy! You don't sleep in the middle of the night, what do the ghosts call ghosts, you don't sleep, others still have to sleep, do you want to find trouble? "The person who spoke was Niu Xiang, who was a spectator in a nightclub, and he was the one who was most dissatisfied when he was woken up by Zhu Run.

"Brother Niu! Brother Niu! Let off steam. Zhang Yi, who sells insurance, has a very good temper, and persuaded with a smile, "It's not easy for everyone to come out to work, there must be difficulties." Xiao Zhu, what's going on, is there any pressure? Is it a matter of work? Alas~ Everyone is under a lot of pressure these days, and we must learn to decompress properly? When you get home, don't think too much, don't push yourself too hard. ”

"That's it! It is! The others said, "It's not easy for everyone." ”

Call! Zhu Run breathed a sigh of relief, secretly ashamed of his thoughts, and couldn't help but say sincerely: "I'm sorry everyone, it's affecting everyone's rest." I encountered something during the day today, I was in a bad mood, and now I'm fine, I feel a little hungry and want to eat something, why don't you all go together? I'm in for a treat. ”

"Forget it! Never mind! Niu Xiang shook his head, "I haven't slept well for two days, so be quiet when I come back." ”

"Definitely! Certain! Zhu Run nodded.

Seeing this, Zhang Yi hurriedly said, "Disperse!" Scattered! Let's all go to bed, we have to go to work tomorrow. ”

Zhu Run said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry to bother you.!" ”

"It's all right!" Zhang Yi nodded and went to sleep with everyone.

Call! Zhu Run stood quietly for a while, and then a smile appeared on his face, although everyone was just meeting in Pingshui, but everyone was not bad.

It's already midnight! But because of the World Cup, and because the boss moved the TV out of his home, the barbecue stand was full of people, and everyone was talking and laughing loudly while drinking beer. Zhu Run also miraculously saw that there was a chengguan patrol car parked on the side of the road. Several chengguan mingled in the crowd, gulping beer, scolding and complaining about the World Cup and another upset, causing themselves to lose their private money again. Obviously, these chengguan are very clear about the division of work, and after work, they turn a blind eye to the selectivity of what they occupy the road to operate.

"Little brother! Something? Today the German team won, and the beer is 80% off. The boss smiled happily at Zhu Run.

"Ten pounds of charcoal!" Zhu Run said.

"Great! Ten pounds of wooden ...... Uh, charcoal? The boss was dumbfounded, "Did I hear me right?" ”

"That's right! Ten catties of charcoal," Zhu Run handed over a hundred-yuan bill, "It should be enough." ”

"Enough is enough," the boss glanced at him, and then said, "But don't sell, brother, lose too much, listen to what brother says, and want to open something." ”

What is the rhythm of this? Do I look like I'm going to kill myself by burning coal? Zhu Run looked at himself depressedly, but the result made him even more depressed, really.

Today, I was inexplicably framed, then beaten, and then I saw aliens. The whole person was extremely energetic all day, and he was very overdrawn, and he didn't have time to clean himself up, so now his beard is unkempt, his clothes are even more wrinkled, he is full of rancid smell, and he looks extremely decadent.

"Dude! You are mistaken. Zhu Run smiled bitterly, "If I really lose, I can't think about it, it's on the rooftop in the morning, where is it still used in such a difficult way as burning charcoal." In other words, I have not been smoked to death in this summer, but I have died of heat first, and I want charcoal for other uses. ”

"Really?"

"Of course it is!" Zhu Run said and handed over the banknotes.

"Hmm!" The boss looked at him carefully, then took the banknote, "Go get it yourself, in the corner." A bag of twenty pounds, you take a bag and go. ”

Zhu Run was overjoyed, thanked the boss, and then ran away from the charcoal pile in the corner of the wall with a snakeskin bag of charcoal casually.

The boss shook his head when he saw it, and couldn't help but say: "Nerves! ”