Chapter 7 The alien who decisively hugged his thigh
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Family? Don't know about the Charles. What is Moro's original words, but when translated into Chinese, it becomes the word "jiading". However, according to Zhu Run's understanding, the concept of Jiading is probably equivalent to the meaning of dog legs, slaves, etc., which is far from the level of the younger brother.
In other words, an O-level civilized turtle, there is actually a local tyrant of a level 3 civilization who comes to hug his thighs, and he sells himself without discipline to ask for bags (raising), or the kind that doesn't need money, it's a little cool to think about. It's just that...... Zhu Run always has a feeling of egg pain, Nima, take in a xx housekeeper, will you really not be mistaken for a fetish or abnormal sexual orientation?
"Want to be a housekeeper? All right! Before the customer service girl could express his opinion, she had already spoken arrogantly, "Since you said it so sincerely, then I will be merciful and temporarily include you in the object of investigation." You don't know how many civilizations are required to follow our adults, and not just anyone can become a family. Well, as for the gift you said....... ”
Hey, hey! Sister, you are reserved, your appearance is too ugly, and you will be exposed by others if you are so urgent. Zhu Run couldn't help but complain secretly.
But apparently he was overthinking, opposite Charles. Moro was clearly more ugly than he was. It's just an old man who has been abstinent all his life, and before he died, he actually met a watery little cabbage, which is even a pleasure to die. So he immediately hit the snake with the stick, and without hesitation, he used the etiquette of a slave in his civilization to lie on the ground and make a five-body bow.
"The slave has seen the master, and the master should inspect the slave. The slave does not ask for anything else, but only to be able to work diligently for the master, and that is the blessing of the slave," Charles. Moro said, "This VIp customer service ....... ”
Zhu Run trembled when he heard this, this Nima is going to be turned into a Qing palace drama, and he couldn't help but complain in his heart: Customer service girl, are you the translator of Shenma God?
"What a VIp customer service adult!" The customer service girl shouted dissatisfiedly, "It's so ugly! I'm the '20% lady' of Lord Z, and I take care of all of Lord Z's property, so you can call me Lord or you can call me Queen. ”
Zhu Run couldn't help but sigh when she heard it: How many times has this girl watched Zhen Huan's biography and 100,000 bad jokes? It's only been a long time, and even the voice has been imitated exactly the same, and sure enough, the world of artificial intelligence intelligence is incomprehensible to mortals.
"Huh! The minion greets the little master, and the little master is auspicious, "Charles. Moro frowned and smiled, "About eight hundred planets ago, in the southern star field of the land of the minions, there was a meteor that fell. The minion found a natural Akram crystal stone in it, although it is not a valuable thing, but it is also a piece of the minion's heart, and I hope the master will accept it with a smile. ”
"Hey, hey! Uncle Zhu, now it's your turn to speak," the customer service girl blocked out her voice, "The Akram Crystal is known as the most beautiful natural gem in the universe, and it only appears when the new star bursts, which is very rare. Therefore, although there is no specific use yet, it is still relatively valuable in weak civilizations. After all, intelligent beings like beautiful things, and low-end civilizations can't make them, and high-level civilizations don't bother to build them, so they're worth a lot of money. ”
"What else can I say?" Zhu Run sighed, "It's just...... Accepting such a guy who looks like xx is in charge, I always feel very undisciplined. ”
"You just have fun," the customer service girl said disdainfully, "It's better to be hugged by someone else's thigh than to hug someone else's thigh." If there is no special preferential treatment, our turtles will in turn beg to hug other people's thighs, and people will also have to consider it. ”
"That's true, but I always feel like I don't know the bottom of my heart!" Zhu Run said, "Now that people want to sell themselves and hug their thighs, we can accept it, but if people ask us in the future, what will we do in response to him?" ”
"There's no need to respond at all," the customer service girl said very undisciplinedly, "In the name of Lord Z, give him an announcement in the weak forum, even if it is very preferential." How busy the bigwigs of the fifteenth-level civilization are, how can they have time to take care of him, and it is his blessing to look at him. You have the right to post on any forum without spending any money. ”
"Ugh! Anyway, in the forum of weak civilizations, does anyone know who is the Z adult? Zhu Run Haoran, "Such a casual announcement will make people very inexplicable, won't it be treated as a neuropath?" ”
"What's the matter," the customer service girl disagreed, "Charles. Didn't Moro know it either! If he can show his face in the forum of weak civilizations, he should snicker. Besides, there are many customers in weak civilizations, who dares to say that they know everyone. ”
"yes, what should I say?" Zhu Run also came back to his senses, and this is indeed the truth. It's just that...... My festival, is that goodbye? Goodbye, Jie Cao-kun, go all the way.
"Whatever you say, it's nothing more than doing it well or something."
"That's right, since the other party thinks of himself as a slave, isn't I at most playing the emperor in a Qing palace drama or something," Zhu Run smiled and nodded, "That concubine, I want to speak and unblock." ”
"The concubine obeys!" The customer service girl is very cooperative.
Opposite, Shire. Moore lay on the ground, his huge crown-like head facing Zhu Run, and sticky sweat continued to flow. Fortunately, there is a mosaic in the way, otherwise this alien's attempt to hug his thigh would definitely be hopeless. At this time, he was anxiously waiting for the answer from the other side, and an inexplicable feeling deeply tormented him. Although the little lord said that he was included in the investigation, he knew that only Lord Z could be the master, and now he doesn't know what he really means.
To him Charles. For Moro, it is very likely that he will get rid of the curse that has plagued him for hundreds of millions of years with a third-level civilization. Take a step back...... He always felt that one day he would collapse in this dark, unbearable sweatshop career. What's wrong with the minions, for 100 million years, crying and shouting to be his Charles. Are there still few Moro minions? Isn't it fair that the slave gives him allegiance, and he gives the slave power and status? Others just want to be the slave of Lord Z, and he may not have this opportunity.
I have to say that the long years of working as a sweatshop at the bottom of the interstellar Taobao black market have greatly distorted the psychology of this alien.
Just when it seemed like time had become incomparably long, a heavenly voice pulled him back to reality. At this moment, Emperor Zhu seemed to be possessed by Kang Qianyong, and like Cixi's resurrection and transformation, exuding the superiority of a slave owner. I saw him say in an indifferent voice: "Get up! Now that you have been cast under my door, you must abide by the rules of my disciple and fulfill your duty as a slave. Be careful about your errands, if you dare to do evil outside in my name, I will peel you carefully. ”
Is it still a high-level civilization that doesn't do evil? Shire. Moore thought for a moment, but didn't dare to speak, but said without hesitation: "Huh! Slaves obey orders and must do things with sincerity. ”
Huh? The status has changed, and now it's time to use 'chirp', the wording is quite inaccurate! Zhu Run's occupational illness made a mistake, and he expressed his disdain for the error in the simultaneous translation and dubbing of the customer service girl. But thinking about it, the customer service girl was not originally from a professional class, and at most she watched "The Legend of Zhen Huan", and the slave owner of Zhu didn't care.
He pretended to have a smile on his face and said, "That's right, as long as you work hard, Lord Ben will definitely not let you end up." Well, that ...... 'Twenty Percent Lady,'! Immediately make an announcement in the Weak Civilization Forum and the Weak Civilization Forum, and praise the quality of Shire's goods...... Uh, and character. “
"The concubine obeys!" The customer service girl obediently agreed, and immediately operated, anyway, the authority was in hand, and it didn't take much effort.
"The slave thanks the master for his grace." Shire. Moro was grateful, "The slave is willing to smear his master's liver and brain, and then die." “
Zhu Run feels that the translation level of the customer service girl is really not good, and it is said that you can translate an alien's words into idioms casually, which is already very irresponsible to others. And now it's still used wrongly, shouldn't it be: do your best, and die?
Immediately, an announcement spread all over the forums of weak civilizations and weak civilizations, and the weak civilizations were just that, at most they felt a little inexplicable, because the lower civilizations did not matter much in their eyes. However, it has caused quite a stir in weak civilizations, especially the 4th and 5th level civilizations, and they have inquired about the news of this mysterious Z adult. You know, they are also looking for thigh hugs everywhere at this time, so as to upgrade the weak civilization. In this way, Charles. I don't know how many times better Moro's business has been, but it can be regarded as achieving Charles's original purpose, of course, this is a later story.
That's the end of it! Zhu Run thought about it, and felt that if he played the slave master again, he would really be possessed by Kang Qianyong, so he said: "That's it!" Send me what I want, I'm tired, kneel! ”
"Huh! Slaves retreat! "Charles. Moro disappeared from the screen with a smile on his face.
I didn't get a star coin, and I earned a gem synthesizer and an alien minion for nothing. The customer service girl is really strong in combat and is worthy of the title of "Twenty Percent Lady". Zhu Run sighed in his heart and was about to praise it. Suddenly, there was only a "bang" sound, and something about one meter square appeared in the room, and the goods were delivered.
This is obviously a machine, but the specific principle Zhu Run didn't understand after watching it for a long time. However, it has an LCD panel on top, which looks very retro for a level 3 civilization, and it may be the Charr. Moro personal habits. After all, he is an explosive civilization, and many habits cannot be changed. However, this is also convenient for Zhu Run.
After studying it for a while, Zhu Run gave up because he couldn't even find the seams of this thing. This machine is like a one-piece casting, and there is no gap at all, but finally the front and back two openings, it should be the inlet and the outlet, yes, I just don't know which one is which.
In the end, Zhu Run gave up the research and asked the customer service girl directly: "How to use this thing?" ”
"Ding!" I don't know what method the customer service girl used.,This machine qì started immediately.。 The LCD screen instantly entered the operation interface, and then a dense array of options appeared on the LCD screen. Then he was embarrassed, because it was all alien characters, and he couldn't read it at all.
"This is Morowen, I will convert it into Chinese immediately," the customer service girl was quite powerful, the voice just fell, the operation interface swiped the screen, and it was converted into Chinese in an instant.
Zhu Run expressed satisfaction with the customer service girl's empathy, and was about to give a good verbal praise. But when he looked again, he was embarrassed again, because he still couldn't read. Although it is true that the interface is in Chinese, but whoever sees inexplicable words such as: "Lika Lake Plate Guo", "West Daraha Gong", "Maka That Rice", it is estimated that it can only be treated as garbled codes.
"Customer service girl, I have long wanted to say, your Chinese level is quite poor," Zhu Run said, "Of course, mine is average." But when you translate, can you be serious, I can't understand any of this. ”
"Dear! It's not my fault," the customer service girl said, "There are a lot of gem earths that are not recorded, and I can only transliterate them now." And even if there are recorded gemstones on Earth, many of them do not have accurate material analysis, so it is not certain which gemstone is which, and it will only be determined after future scans of the real thing. And the gems that can be identified now, their value is too low, and the customer service girl doesn't even think it's necessary to list them. You say, do you need to list rubies, sapphires, etc.? ”
"Ugh! That thing is rotten on the street," Zhu Run said with some embarrassment, "A hundred years ago, it could be artificially made, and now it looks like seven or eight hundred yuan a kilogram, but the natural one is still more valuable." Well, let's list it, after all, grasshopper legs are also meat, and if the gems produced by this synthesizer can be exactly the same as natural gemstones, it is not necessarily worthless. ”
Soon, a bunch of gem names appeared on the panel, and everything else that was unintelligible disappeared. The first is diamond, ruby sapphire, these components are simple. Gemstones such as jadeite and tourmaline with unknown forming conditions or complex composition need to be physically scanned before they can be determined. They don't match the records in the synthesizer for the time being, because sometimes the conditions under which they are formed change slightly, and the formation is something else.
"Would you like to try it?" Zhu Run's heart is hot, any kind of gem in it can make him rich on the earth, not to mention that there are more than 10,000 kinds of gems in it.
Zhu Run couldn't help but turn his eyes out the window, although it was already late at night, business was booming at the barbecue stall across the road. Zhu Run looked at the red charcoal fire on the barbecue grill, as if he saw a piece of red RMB.