Chapter 103: Chu Yun-fat's colleague?
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Watching Zhu Run and Officer Will walk out of the door of the pet shelter, the three people left behind all had strange expressions on their faces. They looked at each other and exchanged secrets with some kind of peculiar look, but none of the three would be the first to speak.
Finally, the black aunt Rosa broke the silence, she coughed and said, "Ahem, two gentlemen, I don't know if we think the same thing." ”
"I think so!" Police officer Bill said sternly, "I think the public has the right to know, and as a public servant, I can't hide the truth from taxpayers." You've all seen that Agent Z is simply using magic, and this ability may cause unknown dangers to the public, so ......"
"it," Mike couldn't help but expletive, "Officer Bill, you're not running for governor right now, what are you talking about these sissy things?" Okay, I'll just ask, I'm short of money right now, there is surveillance and video here, how much can these videos bring me? ”
"Mike, you're talking too rude," the black aunt said to him, and then she turned to Officer Bill and asked, "Officer Bill, that's what I want to know, how much can we take if that tape in the surveillance room is sold to a TV station?" ”
"This ......" Officer Bill glanced at the two of them, swallowed hard, and said, "A million dollars!" ”
"A million dollars!" The two of them gasped at the same time.
"At least a million meters per person," Officer Bill said, with a twinkle in his eyes, "including Will, too." You must know that this involves aliens, as well as secrets such as S.H.I.E.L.D., which really exists. Even one of their agents is capable himself.
Oh my God, all the elements add up to make a Hollywood blockbuster, but now it's real, and all the TV stations are going crazy about it. I think this tape, we should sell it to every TV station for less than a million dollars. ”
"Each one is not less than a million dollars! My God! The black aunt and the parole prisoner both cried out excitedly.
"That's right! That's it, so ......," Officer Bill said, "cheers!" Ladies and gentlemen, we have been blessed by Lady Luck. We're going to be millionaires, or even multimillionaires, soon. ”
"Oh God! Multimillionaire," cried Mike groaned, "what's the biggest sum of money I've ever seen in my life?" 50,000 meters, God! I spent almost ten years in prison for it, and then I didn't even keep the chrysanthemum in prison, but I was arrested before I could hold it in my hands for three days. I didn't even get to spend a thousand yuan. God, are you finally willing to care for me? ”
"Yes! O multimillionaire! At this time, the black aunt said, "This is something I never dared to think about in my life!" But...... Officer Bill, why do we have to give Will a copy? ”
"You mean......" Both men looked at her in surprise.
"Three people always divide more than four, don't they?" The black aunt said faintly, "What's more, he's a hero now, and he's gone with that Agent Z to save the planet." I think...... He has got what he wants. And we deserve what we want, don't we? ”
"I agree with Rosa," Mike said with red eyes, "Will will be a hero, and he will naturally get his share of credit for following Agent Z." And we get the money, that's fair! ”
"This ......," Officer Bill hesitated. Then he said, "I think you're right, Will has always liked to be a hero, so that's fair. However, I think we can finally give him a bonus as a reward for saving the planet. What do you think? ”
The other two looked at each other, nodded at the same time, and then the three of them walked to the monitoring room together......
A few blocks away, Zhu Run, who was sitting in Will's car with his eyes closed, suddenly opened his eyes, and then looked at Will who was driving with a strange expression.
"Agent Z, why do you think of me like that?" Will felt his gaze and asked curiously, "Is there something wrong with me?" ”
"Nope! No! Zhu Run smiled strangely, and then asked very suddenly, "Officer Will, can I ask you a personal question?" ”
"Personal questions?" Officer Will frowned, then said, "Can I choose not to answer?" Well, you ask, I'll try to answer. ”
"Actually, it's not a difficult question to answer," Zhu Run said with a smile, "I just want to ask you, if you were given two opportunities to choose between now, would you be willing to choose to be a hero who saves the earth?" Or would you rather be a multi-millionaire? ”
"Hero or multi-millionaire?" Officer Will was stunned when he heard this, "Why do you ask that?" ”
"Nothing!" Zhu Run smiled, "You should take it as a psychological test." Well, can you answer me? ”
"Psychometric tests? Agent Z," Will laughed, "you don't want to recruit me, do you?" All right! I can certainly answer this question. To be honest, if I were a high school student now, of course I would choose to be a hero, but now that I am not a high school student, I will definitely choose a multi-millionaire. But if I were a multimillionaire, I would definitely pay a million dollars to recruit a hero to save the world. Well, maybe that guy was Bill, haha! Earth Saver Bill, that's a cool name. Ha ha! ”
"......" Zhu Run laughed dumbly when he heard this, "Officer Will, your answer reminds me of a Chinese joke. Do you eat donkeys first during the New Year? Or do you want to eat pigs first? ”
"Huaxia's joke?" Will was confused, "Why would it be a joke to eat the donkey or the pig first?" I don't think it's funny? ”
"Because the answer is: that's what pigs think, hahaha!" Zhu Runxiao couldn't catch his breath, it was so funny, this pair of police partners in the United States almost all thought the same, they both chose to make themselves multimillionaires and make each other heroes. The difference is that Will, who talks casually, offers a high price of 1oo million meters, while Bill, who faces the actual temptation, offers a bonus that he doesn't know the actual amount of. But it probably won't be that high.
"Agent Z, what's wrong with you." Will looked at Zhu Run strangely, then shrugged his shoulders, "Is this Huaxia joke really that funny?" I'm sorry, but maybe it's a lack of understanding of oriental humor. ”
"It's okay!" Zhu Run smiled, "It's because my laughter is too low, where are we now?" ”
"It's almost there," Officer Will said, "just turn around this street." ”
Soon. When the two of them arrived, they came to a pet shelter in this neighborhood, which, like the previous one, took in some stray cats and dogs and the like. However, the shelter is a little larger, with more than a hundred of them, and probably because of its proximity to the black quarter, the dogs here are all large dogs such as pitbulls.
"Officer! You're kidding! "The caretaker here listened to the words of the two of them, and was scorched by the thunder." Wang Xingren Expeditionary Force? Still invading the planet? And this ...... S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Agent Z in Black? Dude, is it April Fool's Day? ”
"This is a special order signed by the Oval Office," Officer Will showed him the document that Zhu Run had given him, "and there is a signature on it, as well as the seal of the Oval Office, and the president's autograph, and we hope you will cooperate." ”
The administrator looked at the text. Then he said to Zhu Run, "Hey! Man, can I take another look at your papers? I always feel that your ID is exactly the same as that of S.H.I.E.L.D. on TV, are you sure that your ID is not a random forgery? ”
"Come on, man!" Zhu Run said with a smile. "Is there any difference between the cIa, the FBI, and even this officer's ID and what it looks like on TV? Is there anything strange about the real S.H.I.E.L.D.'s credentials being exactly the same as on TV? ”
"Uh...... Said yes," the administrator patted his forehead. "Well then! Mr. Black, how are you going to get these dogs, do you need me to call a truck for you? ”
"No need!" Zhu Run shook his head with a smile and said, "Just for a while." With that, he walked to the edge of the dog cage alone.
Then, a magical scene was born, every time he walked through a cage, the dogs inside suddenly disappeared, and when Zhu Run walked around, only cats were left in the shelter.
Everyone who saw this, whether it was the caretaker, the volunteers, or the people who came to pick up their pets in the morning, were stunned.
"This is...... Magic? The administrator exclaimed.
"Of course not!" Zhu Run shook his head, then walked towards the exit, and said, "This is a space technology, a technology that our S.H.I.E.L.D. has revealed. Well, Will, the matter is settled, let's go! ”
"Ahh Oh! Although Will had seen this situation once before, he was shocked by this magical scene again, and he hurriedly chased after him and asked, "Agent Z, aren't you going to brainwash them once?" Aren't you afraid that they will tell you about it? ”
"Ahh Look at it, I almost forgot," Zhu Run patted his head in a pretended realization, "That's it, Will! You go out to the car and wait for me first, lest you be brainwashed too, and I'll come out later. ”
"Okay! Agent Z," Will said yes and walked out......
Two minutes later, Zhu Run and Officer Will got into the car again and headed for the next target.
However, Zhu Run didn't know that not long after they left, a black sedan stopped at the door of this pet shelter. Two expressionless men walked out of the car, they were dressed exactly like Zhu Run, black suits and black sunglasses, completely dressed as men in black.
"I'm Federal Agent M." One of the men in black quickly flashed the document in front of the administrator, and then put it away before the administrator could see it, "I have something to ask you, I hope you can cooperate?" ”
"Something about dogs?" The administrator asked casually.
"Ugh! How do you know," the two men in black were stunned.
"Are you late?" "Your colleague had already removed all the dogs a few minutes ago. ”
"Our colleague took the dog away?" The two men in black looked at each other, and Agent M couldn't help but say, "Do you know who we are?" And how did you know that person was our colleague? ”
"Aren't you from S.H.I.E.L.D.?" The Administrator gave him a strange look, "Isn't S.H.I.E.L.D. just as public as the police department, do you know what's strange about you?" ”
“…… S.H.I.E.L.D. is a public institution like the police department," the other man in black looked at him in surprise, "how can you have such a strange concept in your head?" ”
"He's been brainwashed!" At this time, M checked it with a device, and said with a solemn expression, "There are remnants of the brainwashing beam here, and this concept must have been sued by the person who brainwashed him." ”
"Am I being brainwashed?" The administrator was stunned, "How is this possible, I remember the appearance of that person clearly, how can he be brainwashed." ”
"Okay!" M said, "Since you said you weren't brainwashed, what can you sue me for that person's name?" And why did he take the dog away? ”
"Of course I can," the Administrator affirmed, "that colleague of yours is called Agent Z, and he took the dogs because there were alien spies inside...... Ay~? What are your expressions? ”
"I'm Agent Z," said another man in black depressedly, "Today is my first day on duty. Last Z, we just attended his funeral yesterday, and he was bitten to death by aliens disguised as dogs. ”