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"Hands up!" The officer was startled, and casually pulled out his gun and aimed it at Zhu Run.

"Officer! I guess you'd better put your gun down! Zhu Run turned a blind eye to the pistol in front of him, and said with a faint expression, "Standing in front of you is a respected federal civil servant, and the person who just spoke to you is a parolee, who do you think you believe?" "Today, Zhu Run no longer puts a small pistol in his eyes, not to mention whether a pistol can hurt him, just say that no matter how good Mr. Zhu is, he is also a person who participated in the Battle of Yanjing, and he has seen a big scene, so he will care about this threat.

"I don't know who you are?" The officer shouted, "I won't drop my gun until I'm sure you're not threatening." You! Put your hands where I can see, and lie on the ground with your head in your hands, now! Right away! ”

"Lying on the ground?" Zhu Run's face darkened, then he sighed softly and muttered in Huaxia, "Damn! I've heard about the police fucking in the United States for a long time, but I didn't expect it to be so fucked. Don't look at the police uncles in China who are often hacked, but if you really point a gun at someone at every turn and make people lie on the ground, it will always make people spray to death. ”

"Alright! Police officer! Zhu Run said helplessly, "Your name is Will, right?" I have an authorization document in my pocket, and my ID, so I'll show it to you. With that, he reached for something in his suit pocket.

"Don't move!" Officer Will exclaimed nervously, "I warn you, put your hand where I can see." ”

"Hey! Take it easy! Zhu Run smiled and put his hand in his pocket, "I'm just ......"

"Bang!" The gun went off.

"......" Zhu Run's smile froze on his face.

"God!" Rosa let out an earth-shattering scream, then covered her face with her hands and stepped back.

"Bang bang bang!" Officer Will fired three more shots at his vital point. I have to say that Zhu Run's action of putting his hand in his pocket is an extremely wrong action, Zhu Run may have watched a lot of rice dramas, but he still lacks understanding of the real rice police. In fact, the real American police may shoot far more decisively than in the movie, well, especially for black people, shooting will be more decisive. After all, everything in the movie is fake, and it is decided whether to shoot or not according to the plot arrangement, but in reality it is more complicated.

"Damn ......" Zhu Run was stunned, he didn't think that he didn't do anything, and inexplicably let a Mi country policeman shoot four times in his body, if he wasn't wearing a protective suit now, he would have hung up a long time ago if he was someone else.

"God!" Officer Will was startled when he saw that he was still alive and immediately opened fire again.

"Bang bang bang!" Thirteen bullets came from the pistol and hit Zhu Run's head.

"The protective suit enters the battle mode, and the auxiliary chip starts ......" commands flowed through Zhu Run's mind in an instant, and then he felt that his right hand suddenly moved quickly.

"Puff puff!" After thirteen slight vibrations were clearly heard in his palm, his right hand stopped.

"Dangchang!" A bullet fell from his palm.

Officer Will looked down at the bullet sluggishly, and then looked up at Zhu Run with incredible eyes, looking like he had seen a ghost.

"Dang Chang Dang Chang!" A string of bullets fell in one piece, each soft sound hitting the officer's nerves like a heavy hammer, and in his eyes, Zhu Run seemed to have immediately turned into a demon.

"You stupid B!" Zhu Run angrily grabbed his collar and lifted it into the air, and then he couldn't hide his anger, and yelled at him directly in Huaxia, "Do you know what you're doing?" You Tamar almost killed me. ”

"Let go, let go!" Will couldn't catch his breath for a moment, and said with difficulty, "Let go of me, you devil!" ”

"Devil, your mother B!" Zhu Run shouted angrily, "It's you who shot me well, and in the end I can't kill me, I'm a fucking devil." Cha! What the way of the world. ”

At this time, another policeman rushed in with a gun, presumably Will's partner or something.

"Let him go!" The policeman shouted, and then he saw that Zhu Run did not have a gun in his hand, hesitated, and instead of shooting immediately, he shouted, "Citizen, let go of the police officer in your hand immediately, otherwise I will have to take the necessary action." ”

Zhu Run was on fire in his belly, and at this time, he saw a person who was indiscriminately holding a gun at him, and the nameless fire in his heart suddenly burned to the ground. At that moment, there was an impulse in his heart, and he wanted to pinch this guy in his hand to death, anyway, this guy shot him for no reason, and if he killed him, he would not have any burden in his heart.

"Zhu Run, calm down," the voice of the customer service girl suddenly sounded, "The main job now is to find the dog, don't make any extraneous branches." I counted that there were only about fifty dogs here, which was not enough. ”

Xiaoshan's words immediately cleared his mind, that's right! The most important thing now is not to kill the fucking cops, but to get together two hundred dogs. It's actually nothing to kill this policeman now, I'm afraid that when the whole city police come to a big search, it will affect his plan to collect dogs.

"Alright! You're right. Zhu Run took a deep breath, then suppressed the anger in his heart and threw Officer Will to the ground.

"Whew!" The new policeman breathed a sigh of relief, but instead of putting down his gun, he shouted, "Good! Man, I don't know what happened yet, but I think you made a wise choice. Now you'd better lie on the ground, and I'll plead with the judge for you in the future. ”

"Really?" Zhu Run glanced at him lightly, and a metal stick with a thick bowl mouth suddenly appeared in his hand, and then pointed one end of the stick at them, and said, "I think I have a better choice." ”

The policeman was startled by the sudden appearance of the stick in her hand and shouted, "What are you doing, where did you get the stick?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a blinding flash of light lit up from the tip of the stick......

"Alright! Although it was a little unpleasant just now, it is time to get back to business. Zhu Run stood in front of a few frozen people and said loudly, "Remember, there was actually nothing alive just now, Officer Will's gun just misfired, and it didn't hurt anyone." The policeman who came in the back will be explained to the policeman and the others who arrived later.

Everyone else remembers that you have just seen aliens with your own eyes, and that all the dogs I took away were members of the Vendren Expeditionary Force and were disguised by aliens. And I'm S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Z, yes! It's S.H.I.E.L.D. Don't ask me why the Men in Black are under S.H.I.E.L.D., and I don't know either, because I just wanted to play a joke on you. But now it's no joke, who told your police to fuck up like that, and it's right to make some trouble for your government. Therefore, you have no obligation to keep it secret, and if you want to go out and talk nonsense, just talk nonsense.

Also, Officer Will, you have to unconditionally cooperate with Agent Z to find the expeditionary force of the Wangxingren, that is, the dogs in the shelter, and you will be involved in everything. Xiaoshan, wash away the surveillance that has just been done so far. Well, so be it, wake up. ”

"You're really funny," the customer service girl rolled her eyes, "Anyway, you wouldn't have had this idea in the first place, would you?" ”

"That's right! I've watched a lot of American dramas recently," Zhu Run said with a smile, "Originally, I just wanted to fool around casually, and make a joke with them by the way, to see if anyone in the United States really believes in any people in black, and of course, in the end, they must also wash away their memories." But who knew that as soon as I started acting in the script, I ran into a nymphomaniac black aunt, and then I ran into such a fucking cop. Cha! It's just unlucky! Forget it, let them go, anyway, the lack of more than two hundred dogs for some reason will always make some people strange, now let them be even stranger. ”

"Isn't that weird? Teenager," the customer service girl was speechless, "The loss of two hundred stray dogs is just a big thing, and a few days have passed." However, if you add the rumors of aliens, then it is a big problem. Uh, Zhu Run, why are you letting me wash off the surveillance now, why don't you wait until everything is over? Stump your ......"

"That's right! That's what I meant," Zhu Run laughed, "I just want to leave some evidence for them." Well, let the Mi government be busy for a while, whoever called their police almost killed me, should collect some interest! Anyway, my face is black, and they can't find me even if they search all over the world...... Okay, let's not talk about it, these guys are awake. ”

At this time, the person who had been frozen there suddenly moved.

"Oh God!" Rosa cried out loudly, "Agent Z, there really are aliens in this world, oh my God! You're really a man in black. ”

"Ma'am, I think you'd better forget all these things," Zhu Runyan said, "or I'll have to brainwash you." Well, do you want to be brainwashed? ”

"Of course not," Rosa startled, "I know, I don't know anything." ”

"That's good," Zhu Run nodded, turning his head to look at Officer Will, "Officer Will, are you ready?" ”

"Okay, I'll be fine, I'll have to reload the pistol now," Will cursed loudly, "Oh, shit! This damn broken gun actually went off the rails, and it didn't hurt anyone. However, I think I'm going to write a report. Bill, you'll have to testify for me. ”

"No problem!" Another policeman said, "I'll stay and explain, Will, you and Agent Z should get out quickly, defeat the Wangren Expeditionary Force, and the task of saving the Earth will be handed over to you." ”

"Ahem, defeat the Wang Xingren Expeditionary Force, and the task of saving the earth will be handed over to us......" Zhu Run was almost choked to death by his words. Rao is reason for this lack of morality was said by Mr. Zhu Da himself, but at this moment, when he heard the policeman say this, he was suddenly a little embarrassed. At that moment, he laughed dryly and said, "Ahem, don't worry, protecting the earth was originally our mission of S.H.I.E.L.D." Well, now I'll take all the dogs here away, lest there be any spies among them. As he spoke, he immediately contacted the customer service girl and put all the dogs into the interstellar store.