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If you take a closer look, it turns out that Lu Bu is not missing a leg, but that leg has become a phantom again, and it has returned to a ghost state, but other places have no effect.

Lu Bu looked down and said indifferently: "Oh, it's okay, this won't delay walking, temporary, you see." ”

As he spoke, Lu Bu's leg slowly appeared again, and he stretched out his leg and trembled: "How is it, it's the same as the real thing, right?" ”

Category stepped forward and said, "It's not true, let me try it." ”

He stretched out his hand and quickly twisted it on Lu Bu's leg, Lu Bu jumped up with a loud shout, rubbed his leg and looked at the category with an angry face: "What are you pinching me?"

Category smiled meaningfully: "Does it hurt?" ”

"Nonsense, of course it hurts, uh it hurts?" Lu Bu was stunned for a moment, looked at the category, looked at everyone again, lowered his head and touched his legs, but he burst into tears inexplicably, looking up to the sky and sighing.

"Thank you, brother." Lu Bu put his hand on the shoulder, pressed it heavily, didn't say anything, turned around and walked to the door, looked up at the blue sky and white clouds, and laughed three times.

"What's wrong with him?" Tarzan muttered to himself in wonder.

"Ahem, I haven't been pinched for thousands of years, I'm happy." Liu Bei explained with a smile.

The category didn't say anything, just smiled lightly, he knew that Liu Bei's city was deep, Taishan was simple-minded, they condensed their bodies, and they would not be as happy and sad as Lu Bu, in the end, Lu Bu's character is more cute, more real, like is like, hate is hate, sad or happy. He is always him. If you want to kill, you will kill. Run if you want to, a real good man who doesn't hide himself.

The door of Dou E's room opened gently, and Sister Furong pushed Dou E, who was blushing, out with a smile. When I raised my eyes, I couldn't help but light up in front of me, where is this still the Dou E who has been wronged through the ages, and she is clearly a goddess-level Bai Fumei.

I saw that Dou E put on a pair of close-fitting skinny pants this time, outlining her slender and slender leg curves perfectly, and stepping on a pair of simple black and white color flat shoes. The ankles and part of the calf are exposed. Fair to perfect skin gives a rather striking visual impact.

Dou E tied a ponytail on her head at random, and wore a sleeveless V-neck T-shirt on her upper body, but this dress was a little smaller, just exposing Dou E's small navel and her slender waist without fat

Others don't know, anyway, the category almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, which is too tempting, it turns out that Dou E's figure is so good. It's really sad for the ancients to think about it, wearing big robes all day long, and you can't see any good figure.

Look at the face again. It's a pure mess, what is called eyebrows like distant mountains. The eyes are like autumn waves, the muscles are like clotted fat, the lips are like a little crimson, the face is peach blossoms, and the body is out of the water hibiscus!

This is all a description of Dou E!

Liu Bei had squinted his eyes unconsciously, and he couldn't see anything on his slightly smiling old face at all, while Taishan stared at the TV not far from Dou E without care, his face was calm, as if he hadn't seen it.

The category praised him: "Brother Tai, it has to be your artist's deep concentration, and the younger brother admires it." ”

As he spoke, he reached out and patted Tarzan twice on the shoulder, who knew that this patting Tarzan seemed to be distracted, and he stumbled and almost fell to the ground, and at the same time two tubes of blood burst out of his nose

Ouch, he stomped his feet, forgetting that his eyes were squinting, and he should have been staring at Dou E dumbfounded just now

"Look at your little bit of talent, Sister Dou E is embarrassed, or my opinion will let her wear the shorts just now, it looks right not to wear them, or you will have to raise the national flag on the spot, haha" Sister Furong giggled and said.

"What does it mean to raise the national flag?" Tarzan wiped a handful of nosebleeds and asked in a daze.

The category of "nothing interesting, it's just, uh, a kind of respect for others" is interpreted indiscriminately.

"Ah, that's good, I also respect you, then I will raise the national flag to you every day in the future."

The "Don't" category waved his hand again and again, pulled a few people and walked out, "Sensei, let's go out to the city to buy something." ”

A few people went out of the door, and Lu Bu was stunned when he saw Dou E, almost unable to speak, and leaned towards Dou E's side one by one, and the two eyeballs couldn't wait to fly out.

So this strange squad came out, but after a few steps, there was a serious problem. They don't have cars.

He really never thought of this category, he looked at his electric car that he bought back for three yuan and five pounds, and then looked at Dou E, Lu Bu, Liu Bei, Taishan, and Sister Furong in the state of a ghost, a little embarrassed, his car does not have such a large load capacity.

It's better to take a taxi, but it's not okay to take a taxi, plus five of him, a car will definitely not be able to sit, if two are rented, I am afraid of chaos if I don't follow. If someone is allowed to return to the ghost state first, they can sit down, but everyone finally condenses into a physical entity and wants to go to the street to experience life together, and when they get in the car, they turn their family back into ghosts, who will do it?

After thinking about it, there was no other way to do it, so I decided to take a taxi.

He first assigned the personnel, let Dou E and Taishan take a car with him, Lu Bu Liu Bei and Sister Furong were in a car, the reason for this distribution is that Lu Bu and Liu Bei have both gone out with him to run errands during the day, and they have some understanding of modern society, and Lu Bu has also sat in a taxi with him, so he should understand something.

So he handed Lu Bu a hundred yuan and instructed: "You just tell the driver, go to the Markwei commercial building, and then give the money when you get off the car, and you can take as much as he wants, and it will be about fifteen yuan." ”

Lu Bu took the money, and Lele waved his hand at him: "Let's go, I'll take a taxi, but those cars are broken, if only there was a BMW." ”

"Pull it down, if you take a BMW, you can go up and get your ass wet for just a hundred yuan."

"Doesn't your rich boy friend have a BMW? Why not borrow it to play? ”

"I won't drive it if I borrow it, don't worry about other people's cars, take care of Brother Liu and Sister Rong. Let's go first. ”

said. Category waved to stop a car. got into it with Dou E Taishan, and then the car started and ran away first.

In fact, this category is also enough to pick, take a friend to buy clothes and go to the Markwei commercial building, this thing is cold. Because that place is the largest clothing wholesale market in the city, most of the consumer groups are urban and rural junctions and township third- and fourth-level markets. Let's just say that, he just gave Lu Bu the hundred yuan, minus the taxi cost. The remaining more than eighty pieces are enough for Lu Bu to change his body from head to toe

But where do everyone know this, they are very excited to sit in the car and swagger through the market, Dou E and Taishan have not been out much, but Dou E is reserved and reserved, not much. Taishan's eyes were slanted and stunned, and he didn't know where to look, one would go east, one would go west, one would look back, and one would stare at the driver

looked at the driver: "Big brother." What do you mean by staring at me like that? No money squeak, brother is not an errand man. It's all mixed up, just say a word! ”

The category hurriedly turned Taishan's head over and said to the driver: "It's okay, it's okay, brother is not bad, we are not bad for money, this big brother is a problem that fell since childhood, in fact, he didn't look at you, he looked at the billboard outside." ”

"What's so nice about billboards." The driver turned his head and looked, happy, there was a huge billboard in front of him on the left, on which was an underwear advertisement, a golden-eyed Western girl, dressed in a bikini, scratching the pair of seductive deep grooves, teasing every passerby who passed under her in a variety of ways.

In fact, no one looked up at all, and it was just a native old man like Taishan, it is estimated that he has never seen such a thing for more than 2,000 years, and he is about to flow out.

"Hey, buddy, you ignore him, he used to be an artist, but then he was stimulated, his brain was not very smart, and his daughter-in-law ran away with someone again, so now I see a woman like this, which is a normal physiological reaction." The category is explained indiscriminately.

As soon as he heard that it was an artist, the driver immediately had an expression of understanding, looked at Taishan's still dull gaze, and shook his head sympathetically: "It's not good to do something, you have to be an artist, is it good to be an artist now?" If you write calligraphy, you have to show your ass to write, and if you paint, you have to use Mimi to paint, there is really nothing to do, find two big girls to strip naked and take a bath on the street, that's also called performance art, to put it bluntly, you have to be shameless. Just for this big brother's breath just now, I don't think he really has that talent."

Dou E next to her blushed when she heard the music, and said with a dry laugh: "Dude, don't mess with the artist if you're fine, you bite people in a hurry."

As he spoke, the Markway Commercial Building arrived. The category and others paid for the car, got out of the car, and saw that there were really a lot of people here, and they all came in and out carrying large bags and small bags, and the gate was also full of small stalls, selling clothes, selling snacks, and shouting and shouting.

Category: Seeing that Lu Bu and the others hadn't arrived yet, they happened to be a little hungry, so they ran to the stall selling roasted sweet potatoes, and picked a big red soil, Taishan also asked the uncle who sold roasted sweet potatoes curiously: "What is this?" How much is it worth? ”

The uncle rolled his eyes and said, "This is a sweet potato, four yuan a catty, and the red soil is sweet." ”

Tarzan took it carefully, and it was a little hot, one didn't catch it, and it fell to the ground with a click, and just out of nowhere came two unlucky children, wearing spiked shoes, stepped on the sweet potato

Tarzan looked down and looked again, surprised: "How is this like poop?" ”

The category squirted out all the sweet potatoes in his mouth with a snort, Taishan didn't look at it, squatted down and stretched out his fingers to dip some of the rotten sweet potatoes that had been stepped on, put it in his mouth and licked it, nodded and said: "Well, sweet, it tastes good, it's not poop." ”

The category is so angry, he simply handed the sweet potato to Taishan: "Let's eat it all for you, I won't fucking eat sweet potatoes in the future."

Dou E also blushed and endured a smile and gave the sweet potato to Taishan: "I won't eat it either"

The sweet potato seller waved his hand angrily, like a fly: "Get out of here for me."

When there was a commotion, a taxi creaked and stopped on the side of the road, Lu Bu took the lead and got out of the car, took out a hundred yuan and handed it to the driver in a chic manner: "Find money, just give me fifteen" (to be continued!)