Chapter 175: No Omen, No Suffering
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After watching it for a long time, he suddenly jumped up, rushed over and grabbed the two of them, and shouted excitedly: "Brother Liu, Brother Tai, when did you two do this?" Oh, you two are hiding such a big happy event from me, this is an unexpected surprise for me. ”
As he spoke, the scope kept pinching the two of them, and the real touch came from his hands, making him have to believe that Liu Bei and Taishan had actually condensed the entity.
Liu Bei said with a smile: "Let you say as if the two of us are going to get married, this morning got up like this, in fact, it was almost the same before, but there has been no breakthrough, thanks to you, brought us to this place with a strong aura, and the condensation was successful in one day, which is also very unexpected to us." ”
Taishan said honestly: "Lao Liu, don't say it so nicely, it's obviously a strong yin qi, how did it become an aura, but I also like this place very much, there is always an inexplicable sense of intimacy." ”
Category thought to himself that this was originally a graveyard, don't you have a sense of intimacy?
However, these two people ran out in ancient costumes, and they hurriedly pulled the two of them and walked back.
"You guys are quite bold, and you come out in this dress, and you're not afraid of scaring people. By the way, what about Brother Lu? ”
"He seems to be about to succeed, but the heat is still a little bit close, but don't say it for a while, that person is small-minded, you must know that he came earlier than us, but slower than our condensation success, and he will definitely make trouble again."
As they spoke, the three of them returned to the house. I saw that several people were in the living room. was watching Lu Bu play with deformation there.
I saw Lu Bu in the middle of the living room. Breathe in the direction of the sun's rays and keep breathing luck. The scope didn't bother him, and quietly walked to the side to watch the excitement.
And Lu Bu's originally illusory body slowly condensed into a physical body with the ups and downs of his chest breathing, and his bones and muscles were growing rapidly at a degree visible to the naked eye, followed by skin, hair, and facial features
In a moment. A sturdy and beautiful man with a height of more than one foot appeared in front of everyone
"Ahh
Dou E screamed, hid her face and left, her face flushed with shame. At a glance, it turned out that Lu Bu's body was condensed, but there were no clothes, and he was a bare-ass beautiful man, no wonder he scared Dou E away.
But except for Dou E, no one else cares, including Sister Furong, who has the biggest eyes in her. Everyone laughed out of breath. Lu Bu doesn't care, whoever likes to watch it. There is a good saying, a bare ass is not a hooligan, whoever looks at it is a hooligan.
The category couldn't stand this, so he quickly took off his clothes and surrounded Lu Bu. Lu Bu didn't care, and laughed: "I just raised my eyebrows today and reappeared Wenhou Shenwei, wahahahahahaha"
The category didn't care about him, and he raised his foot and kicked his buttocks: "You guy, Wenhou Shenwei didn't see it, but I saw your little Wenhou Shenwei, hurry up and get dressed!" ”
Lu Bu spread his hands: "How can I have clothes?" ”
Hey, Lu Bu is right, he doesn't have any clothes at all, he says he, even Dou E has no clothes, and he still wears his shirt in the morning. Look at Liu Bei and Taishan again, the clothes on their bodies turned out to be fake, just conjured up, it is estimated that if they go outside, they will have to show their bare buttocks for a while.
The category was secretly glad that he had brought a few clothes, and hurriedly pulled the three people into his room, opened the package, and first took out a pair of jeans and threw it to Lu Bu: "Hurry up and put it on, take back your little Wenhou." ”
Lu Bu took it and took a look: "Your pants are thin and small, how can I wear them?" ”
"Who made you so tall that you won't shrink a little?" The category said that he lost another piece of compassion.
Lu Bu thought about it, it was also the same reason, anyway, he had just condensed, and he hadn't completely solidified it, so he shook his body, shrunk from more than two meters tall to about one meter eight, and the whole person also lost a lot of weight, so he reluctantly put on the pants of the category, put on the T-shirt, put on the sneakers of the category, and ran to the mirror to take a look. Hey, the whole feeling of a high school student wearing a junior high school uniform, how awkward it looks.
But anyway, he has clothes to wear, Liu Bei and Taishan naturally have to have them, and the category found a pair of cropped pants, a green shirt, and then turned out a pair of sandals, so that Taishan dressed up and looked at it, the size was just right, but how to look like the second Wu Lao who had cerebral thrombosis sequelae in the neighbor's house next door when he was a child.
Come on, Wu Lao Er is Wu Lao Er, it's better than a bare butt, and then turn over the clothes, but there is nothing Liu Bei can wear. Because I didn't bring too many clothes this time, just a few simple changes, and then there was a pair of big pants, two SpongeBob SquarePants printed on the buttocks, and a big hurdle vest.
This can be worn, but Liu Bei is a gray-headed old man, even if he is embarrassed to wear SpongeBob SquarePants to go out, he can't afford to lose that person, besides, there are no shoes.
After thinking about it for a long time with a bitter face, hey, I have an idea, so I ran upstairs to Uncle Xia Bing's bedroom, opened the wardrobe, and sure enough, there were a lot of clothes in it.
I remember that when they were haunted, they were in a hurry when they left, and they didn't bring anything, and then they naturally didn't dare to come to get it.
The category picked out a pair of trousers, a half-sleeved shirt, and a pair of leather sandals, and took it downstairs for Liu Bei to put on, hey, like an old cadre.
However, the category also saw the problem, that is, they didn't have underwear to wear, although they did, but this kind of close-fitting thing, it was better not to wear it indiscriminately, well, wait until I went out and bought a few.
Tong guò found clothes for Liu Bei, and the category had an idea, called Dou E down from upstairs, pulled her into Xia Bing's room, opened the wardrobe, and said with a smile: "Dou Dou, these are all Xia Bing's clothes, I believe she will definitely not mind, as long as it fits, you can wear it casually." ”
Dou E looked at the wardrobe full of all kinds of clothes, and was a little dumbfounded: "So many clothes, it's so beautiful, hey, what is this?" ”
Dou E picked up a pink bra casually, asked curiously, and her face immediately turned red, and she said hesitantly: "This, anyway, is worn by women, you can figure it out yourself." I didn't wear it either."
The category turned and ran. Don't forget to help Dou E lock the door. Dou E tilted her head in the room and thought about it. Suddenly, her face turned red, and judging from the shape of this thing, she had already guessed the purpose
About thirty minutes later, the door of Dou E's room finally opened, Dou E blushed, nervous hands didn't know where to put them, and slowly walked out, just like a rural girl who had just entered the city. At first glance, I put on a bikini and walked in front of people.
In fact, Dou E was wearing a pair of shorts, tightly wrapping her round and white thighs, and the upper body was a pink shirt, and the buttons on her chest were tightly propped up, and you could vaguely see the white and pink plump inside
Everyone was petrified collectively in an instant, and a tube of nosebleeds almost spurted out: "Sinus sinus, you seem to be wearing one less"
Dou E blushed and said, "I thought about it for a long time, and I didn't study how to wear it."
The category said: "Forget it, if you don't wear it, you won't wear it, Brother Lu, they don't wear pants either." There's a good moral to this. There is no evil omen for the woman, and there is no misery for the man. Haha"
"Tut, Sister Dou E is so good-looking when she dresses up like this, white and tender, I want to hug it when I see it." Sister Fleur came over at some point and exclaimed on the side.
"However, these shoes are a bit too big to fit well." Dou E looked down at the pure white sneakers on her feet embarrassedly.
"You can make your feet bigger, Brother Lu's height can be adjusted just now." Category out of ideas.
"No, I'm already fixed, unlike Brother Lu, he has just condensed, so it can be adjusted."
"It's okay, the shoes don't fit, we'll go out to buy clothes in a while."
As soon as the category was finished, Lu Bu said with a smile: "Sister Dou E is really in good shape, it's genuine."
Dou E blushed instantly, stomped her feet and ran into the house, pushing Lu Bu to the side: "Go, go, you are a hooligan all day long, go and get your clothes neat, let's go shopping on the street later!" ”
When everyone heard that they were going to buy something, they were very happy, and this time they could finally go to the street as normal people, and they couldn't help but be very excited, and they crowded in front of the mirror together, and they all looked at their current appearance.
Sister Fleur didn't say anything, looking at everyone's happy looks, she turned around and was about to go upstairs, but was stopped by the category.
"Sister Rong, why don't you also transform into a body and go to the street with everyone?"
Sister Furong shook her head: "Forget it, I'm a ghost fairy, I can't be like them, and I can't wear those beautiful clothes, but it's okay, I feel happy to see you all happy." ”
Category scratched her head: "Sister Rong, don't say that, with your ability, it's not a piece of cake to transform a body casually, go out for a walk together, don't always be bored at home." ”
"The illusioned body is not real after all, and I can't wear your clothes, it doesn't matter, I'm used to it for a long time, you don't have to persuade me, it's really okay." Sister Fleur began to laugh a little reluctantly.
The category thought about it, but it was an idea: "Well, by the way, you can help Dou Dou choose clothes, help her choose the most beautiful set, after all, I am a big man, I don't understand women's things, although Dou Dou is a woman, but she doesn't seem to know as much about women's things as I do, and only you are the most suitable person, how about it, help?" ”
Sister Furong gradually smiled at this time, and said with a deep groan: "Okay, for the sake of Sister Dou'e, I will go with you." ”
"You're going with us, too? It's a good thing, help me choose when the time comes. ”
Lu Bu walked over as he spoke, and said to Sister Furong with a smile.
Category 1 turned around: "Brother Lu, you are so rich and handsome, you must look good in anything, and you still need your mother."
didn't finish a sentence, but her mother startled everyone, pointed at Lu Bu and stammered: "Why are you missing a thigh?" (To be continued!)
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