Want to know how program apes chat?

If you are in a virtual chat software, you will see that you are used to typing a → like this at the back of the program"; Eighty percent can be sure that the other party is a programmer. Although Lan Zeguang was sure that Dong Chen was in the real room, before going to the real room, he still went to check it through guòQQ.

Generally speaking, when the program ape is very busy, the voice of QQ sounds, and it will be symbolically confirmed.

Lan Zeguang sent a message in a good voice:

Then he didn't answer for a long time, and when Lan Zeguang finished buying a drink and turned around with Shana to walk towards the teaching building of the School of Electronic Engineering, the senior finally replied to Lan Zeguang.

Well, each sentence is followed by a semicolon, the standard ending.

Lan Zeguang felt a little funny, so he replied to him and said:

Sure enough, when the program ape discussed something related to the program, it immediately became excited. Although Lan Zeguang is just a problem with his mouth, at least one thing is certain: that guy must be in the real room.

"Let's go find that idiot!" Lan Zeguang walked over with Shanna in high spirits.

On the road. Shanna was a little strange: why would Lan Zeguang be a little interested in a senior?

For this, Lan Zeguang has already explained before: because such a program ape will not think anything wrong about her. Lan Zeguang likes to make friends with such a pure program ape who deserves no girlfriend.

Of course, there is still a part of the interests of this, and Lan Zeguang does not dare to talk nonsense.

It's all said. The reason why the programming ape likes to say that it is just a coder is because when the high-level programming language and operating environment become simpler and simpler, programming is no longer a mental work, but more like a physical work. For example, porting programs is sometimes a complete copy and paste, and then changing the incompatible functions to interface with the hardware driver API written by yourself. If it can be successfully run. Then the transplant is considered a success.

It's a process that doesn't challenge anything. Therefore, Lan Zeguang actually hates this kind of migrant worker-like work. If there is a programmer who can help write the program wholeheartedly, Lan Zeguang will feel much easier.

For example, the night when the gyroscope was taken away by the senior. Lan Zeguang eliminates the need to write drivers and port, which saves a lot of time at once. It is precisely because of this that Lan Zeguang has a strange idea about that senior. Since he was going to be a friend, of course it was best not to pit him!

But now I think about it. Lan Zeguang felt that it seemed that he could also let Shanna pit his 20-year-old soul. If he still has a soul to sell in the future. After you can't sell it, you can pull him like a fire.

In this way, the maintenance of the website and the database is much easier!

While making a small abacus and talking to Shanna about the strange things of the programming ape, Lan Zeguang and Shanna soon arrived at the teaching building of the School of Electronic Engineering. The first to fifth floors of the teaching building are pitch black, except for the real yàn room on the top floor. It's a magical place that can make a bunch of avid electronics enthusiasts and microcontrollers, embedded programmers go crazy inside.

Swiped the card and entered the real yàn room. It's not the same as in most public places. When a beautiful girl comes in, all eyes are always on them. Except for some seniors who occupy positions here to study. Most of the rest are still working hard.

Lan Zeguang directly took Shana to Senior Dong Chen's side. The little friend next to him felt the arrival of the two "beauties", and immediately stood up in shock, nodded and prepared to pour tea and water. At the same time, he also knocked on the thigh he was holding, Dong Chen, and said, "Hey! Schoolgirls are here, what are you still doing! ”

"Oh!" Dong Chen's response was very cold, and it was simply the standard ending.

He didn't look at Lan Zeguang, continued to stare at the screen, and said: "Now I'm writing the function of the number jù transmission, the host computer has already written, and the .net_farmwork4.0 writes the winform program, and the serial port can read the number jù." But the number jù can't be written in the lower computer.,It's supposed to be a problem of interruption.,But I changed it for a long time.,Now I can't even compile guò.。 It's weird. ”

Can't get through?

Lan Zeguang, who also has a little bit of programmer genes, subconsciously became excited when he heard that the compilation could not be done. He propped himself up to Dong Chen's seat and said, looking at his code, he said, "Is it useful to send down the number of the serial port debugging assistant?" ”

"It's useless, the LCD can't be displayed, or solve the problem of serial port interruption first, and consider the number of jù transmission. You see, here's the program for splitting the number jù, splitting an int64 into 8 bits with a char pointer......"

Well, it's time for the programmed ape. It was supposed to come to Dong Chen to tell him why he didn't have a girlfriend, but it suddenly turned into a study of the program, and Shana looked at it with a dry smile and didn't know what to say. Then look at the serious appearance of the two, and they seem to be reluctant to bother.

"I'll go, I made it wrong at the beginning? Is there a problem with the header in include? Lan Zeguang wondered.

"How is that possible!" Senior Dong Chen is starting to be confident again!

"Give me the mouse!" Lan Zeguang felt that there should be no problem with the program, so he savagely snatched the mouse and directly opened the .h text jiàn of the program. Dong Chen hated people touching his program the most, and he suddenly became angry and said, "You...... You vixen! ”

"Fool, get out of here!" Lan Zeguang is merciless!

"Uhhhh Dong Chen looked like he was going to forcibly hug Lan Zeguang's waist, and at this time, the little friends around him finally couldn't stand it. Hurriedly grabbed him, smiled at Shana, and said haha: "Ah, this, senior sister, this senior is like this, he is a fool, he deserves to be the type without a girlfriend, you see Lan Ze optical sister like this...... Alas? Are you that schoolgirl? I haven't seen you, alas......"

Nonsense, Shanna is not a school girl.

However, after listening to the senior's words, Shanna had all her thoughts. Then he pulled the corners of Dong Chen's clothes, drove the ability to charm, and attracted his attention for a while, and said, "That, senior." ”

"Huh? What are you doing here? Dong Chen found out that the little girl who signed a strange contract with him at noon today came here.

"I'm here to tell you why you deserve to have no girlfriend."

"Oh, it's still cold now, what are you doing here! Fuck it, you bastard, what are you doing, get out of here! ”

"......" Shanna's sideburns dripped, a drop of helpless sweat. I have just come to a conclusion: One of the reasons why Senior Dong Chen doesn't have a girlfriend is because he is stupid, so what about the second? Probably because I don't listen to people's hands......

However, Lan Zeguang stopped this farce.

I saw the girl say calmly: "Your head is here, and there is a semicolon missing after the statement." ”

You know, in programming, a semicolon represents the end of a statement, and if a semicolon is missing, it can't be compiled. And the semicolon after the statement in the first text is easy to ignore - the programmer in Lan Zeguang's memory said so.

After speaking, Lan Zeguang pressed down F5. After that, the program is compiled quickly, and at the end of the screen it is displayed: 0error, 0warning.

“…… Nimabi! It turned out to be a problem caused by a low-level mistake, and Dong Chen's face turned red all of a sudden. However, instead of a word of thanks, a foul word popped up.

"Senior, it's not right for you to do this." At this time, Shanna finally couldn't help it again. As a sage, he has an obligation to regulate human behavior. Obviously, Lan Zeguang helped the senior solve the problem, but instead of thanking him, he also broke out, which simply made this sage unbearable!

Shanna suddenly became stronger, although the appearance of the strong appearance still looked very relatable.

"I'll tell you why you deserve to have no girlfriend!" Nesat's strong spirit successfully attracted Dong Chen. Of course, Lan Zeguang thought that this must be because of a brief relaxation after a bug was solved. I saw that Dong Chen seemed to be suppressed by Shana's momentum, and said, "What? Why? ”

"First of all, senior, you don't know how to be polite to girls."

"Why should you let her? She always moves my program! Dong Chen shouted.

#" Shanna had bruises on her head, but as a sage, he must have learned to endure. I saw him take a deep breath and continue: "Second, you won't keep the agreement, obviously we said that we would go to Tillices Cake Shop tonight to have a good talk, but you didn't come!" ”

"The program is more important than anything else, you don't understand anything!"

#" Shanna added another green vein to her head: "Third, you won't be grateful." Obviously, Lan Zeguang helped you solve the problem just now, but you actually said foul language. How can you treat a girl like this! ”

"That's not at all, that's just a complaint!"

"Also, won't you be gentle with girls? How can any girl like you like this! ”

"What do you want girls to like? Girls are always so annoying, just like you. Can't you just sit down and code......"

"Senior, that's why I deserve to have no girlfriend!" Shanna looked like she was about to collapse.

"What kind of thing is this......" Dong Chen still didn't understand the first "reason" Shanna said just now, and asked curiously.

"That's what I just said...... Shanna was running out of energy.

"I think it......" Finally, Lan Zeguang couldn't stand it anymore. She awkwardly interrupted their conversation and said, "As long as Senior Dong Chen is still a programmer, he deserves to have no girlfriend......" (To be continued......