“！” Lan Zeguang's point of view seemed to frighten everyone in the room, and suddenly some seniors looked at her with snot and tears.

Of course, the seniors who understand why the program ape doesn't have a girlfriend must know the reason. But now that you understand, it at least proves that there is still salvation.

And Dong Chen seems to be hopeless.

"What does the program ape have to do with deserving of not having a girlfriend, hey! This logic simply can't keep up! Dong Chen expounded his thoughts in a thoughtful manner, denying Lan Zeguang's point of view.

"Okay, it's still too out-of-the-box for you, senior." Lan Zeguang held his forehead, and then said, "We'll talk about it later." Eh, let's see if there is any problem with your serial port program first! ”

I saw that Lan Zeguang gave up the explanation, and as soon as the conversation changed, the topic came to the program. The tense atmosphere that had been a little tense before suddenly eased, as if that incident hadn't happened, Dong Chen also came to him and said:

"Oh! Oh, this compilation is all over it, hurry up and get down to the board......"

"Next, type in something?"

"Huh? No response. ”

"Wait, I'll see what's going on~"

"it, don't change my program!"

"Stupid, the outage priority is not set!"

……

The attention that she had just grabbed was snatched away by Lan Zeguang now, and Shanna felt a bad feeling in her heart. Now that the two of them were having a heated discussion, Shanna didn't know how to interject. At this time, I saw Lan Zeguang's appearance as a professional programmer. Suddenly there was a guess -

Speaking of Lan Zeguang, he has such excellent conditions, but he doesn't have a normal-looking boyfriend, could it be because he is also a program ape?

Come to think of this. Shanna couldn't help but shudder.

In short, with Lan Zeguang's assistance, Dong Chen's serial port debugging program is almost completed, and there may be some bugs that are difficult to find for the time being, but now is obviously not the time to find those bugs, even if Dong Chen still wants to continue to write down the software excitedly.

With just brute force, he could drive the scolding Dong Chen from his seat. Then I went to a pastry shop on Culture Street.

That pastry shop was Tillises, which Shanna had told him before, and it was a very nice pastry shop with a place to sit and eat slowly. The pressure is very high.

"What are you doing, what are you doing? Is it a waste of time to come to this place? Dong Chen Zhenzhen resigned.

"Hey, I said that you, who obviously promised Shanna, why did you regret it now?" Lan Zeguang slapped him on the head unceremoniously. Shanna, who sat across from them, smiled wryly. It looks awkward.

"Didn't you all go to the real yàn room? What is it to waste time to come all this far. The senior still didn't understand the amorous feelings.

"Do you think we can tell you why you deserve to have no girlfriend?" Lan Zeguang said disdainfully. Then continue with the rhythm and topic: "Okay, let's start now." Shanna, I'll teach you how to convince the ape! ”

"Huh? Oh! Shanna hurriedly leaned in.

"To convince the programmer, you need to have a logical way. And this way is to use the program flow chart to express it to him! ”

"Flowchart? What's that......"

"The expression that the program logic runs, comes, is like this." As he spoke, Lan Zeguang asked Shanna to take out a pen and paper, and then the two got together. Looking at Lan Zeguang, he used a program flow chart to describe the reason why the programmer doesn't have a girlfriend.

It's a complex process. It has to go through various recursive operations.

In words, it is also a complex process. Why do programmers deserve to have no girlfriends? First of all, it is very tiring for the programmer to write code, and successful people may get up at six o'clock in the morning to start preparing for the day's life, but the programmer ape is coding code all night until six o'clock in the morning. Dong Chen has a deep understanding of this.

You see, how can you have a girlfriend if you don't even have time for a date and spend all day writing code in a real room?

Secondly, the procedural ape lives inappropriately. Looking at the seniors in the real room, including Dong Chen, which one will not be dressed casually and unkemptly? Appearance alone can't attract normal girls. Of course, some people say that they can attract girls in terms of personality, but how many of the personalities of programmers can attract girls?

Normal programmers don't understand humor at all, and this group of people are all logical thinkers. In other words, a group of people who don't understand humor, because the program needs efficiency, how can the programmers who write things with such thinking understand the meaning of romance? What's more, because of their strong logical thinking, programmers sometimes even seem particularly picky, so that no girl likes the two of them.

is like Dong Chen, who will actually pick out so that he doesn't even have to worry about helping to change the code, which is one of the models of no wonder without a girlfriend.

However, these are not the most important things. If the apes knew why they didn't have a girlfriend, they might have a chance to change in the future, but Dong Chen didn't have any consciousness about it at all, and didn't seem to pay attention to it.

For example, this guy actually thinks that girls, and even girlfriends, are troubles on his way to programming! How can he make a product that changes the world?

I think so, of course I deserve to have no girlfriend.

In this way, he used the program flow chart to tell the reason why Senior Dong Chen didn't have a girlfriend. After all, it was to use the programming apes' favorite programming language to solve the problem, so Dong Chen finally understood what Lan Zeguang meant.

Well, after all, although this product is a little careless, it is undeniable that he is still a qualified electronic engineer in the software department.

"I see, that's how I don't have a girlfriend!" Dong Chen suddenly realized.

"Got it?" Lan Zeguang breathed a sigh of relief as if he were carrying a weight.

"I know, I know, but what can I do? I just don't want to find a girlfriend, so I deserve to have no girlfriend, right? Dong Chen stretched out his hands and leaned on the back chair, and said indifferently: "So, what's the use of the program ape asking for a girlfriend?"

Seeing Dong Chen say this, Lan Zeguang's eyes became weird:

"You're still not a normal man......"

"Why not!"

Lan Zeguang's questioning made Dong Chen shout unconvinced, and continued to cheer up, saying: "What a man wants is a career!"

"A successful career should include a virtuous wife," Lan Zeguang sighed helplessly, right......

"That can be said later." I don't know if Lan Zeguang's reminder has an effect, Dong Chen seems to be a little weak-hearted, he hesitated for a while, and then said: "By the way, I saw that group of people at site A are always talking about girlfriends or something, is girlfriends really that important?"

"Uh...... Sort of. "Actually, according to Lan Zeguang's mother's instructions, she didn't want Lan Zeguang to fall in love in college. So...... In fact, it is not particularly important in the eyes of some people?

"Then can I get a girlfriend to give it a try, if not, I'll comment it out!" Dong Chen asked hesitantly. But he didn't take his feelings seriously at all, and it was like testing code. Pack it up if it's easy to use, and comment it out if it's not easy to use.

However, with such an idea, it can be saved. However, that's not the scope of this service! Lan Zeguang smiled siniverly and said, "You go and try it yourself, now we have told you why you don't have a girlfriend!" It's time to pay for your twenty years of soul! ”

"Huh? What the hell is that? Dong Chen was unconscious for a while, and then shouted again: "Aren't you cheating?" Didn't you say yes to sue me, why do I deserve to have no girlfriend? Uh......"

Speaking of this, Dong Chen finally reacted: Lan Zeguang had indeed already told the reason. He didn't say any more.

"Shanna, take your soul!" Taking advantage of this time, Lan Zeguang patted Shana, who was frightened by his use of the program flow chart to persuade Senior Dong Chen.

"Oh, oh!" Shanna immediately grabbed Mao Yu from her bag and prepared to collect her soul.

However, at this moment, Dong Chen seemed to think of something even more incredible, so he immediately stood up and said, "Wait, what are you talking about the soul?" Lan Zeguang: How did you know that I went to that website to fill in this task? ”

"Huh? Soul, you'll know later, as for that website, of course I wrote it~" Lan Zeguang said with a smile.

Looking at the girl's lovely smile, Dong Chen suddenly understood something-he seemed to have jumped into a certain pit. However, at this time, Shana pulled her soul out of Dong Chen's body.

You must know that extracting the soul of 20 years at one time brings pleasure to the body is not something that ordinary people can bear. In an instant, Dong Chen felt a thrill that penetrated deep into his soul hit, as if all the cells in his body called out to know a voice together-papapa!

Then, he experienced the feeling of a second shot in a humiliating face......

His face was red and white, and he couldn't speak for a long time.

"That's all for the deal, senior, happy trading. If you want to know what's going on, go to the site where you came to sell your soul! When the time comes, you will surely understand what happened. ”

"That's a new world, enough for you to feel the thrill of outputting HelloWorld in C again~"

With that, Lan Zeguang pulled Shana and left. Leaving that was still shocked, in Lan Zeguang's words and her graceful smile. The excitement in my heart could not be calmed down for a long time......

helloworld← two words that perhaps only programmers know what they mean...... (To be continued......)