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All right! Regardless of whether the customer service girl has eggs or not, there is no doubt that Zhu Run's behavior made her feel a heartfelt egg pain, and then Zhu Run herself began to have egg pain.

That's right, genetic equipment can be bought, which can be regarded as supplementing quantity with quality, but as the customer service girl said, two hundred big dogs are really hard to find. The reason is very simple, this place in western Guangdong is different from other places in China, dog meat is actually in the dish, and the fame is not small, and there is even a famous dog meat festival in a certain place. So now the problem comes, the stray dogs that can often be seen in other cities, you can't see them in western Guangdong around June, and these dogs that are equivalent to tickets in the eyes of some people are basically killed at the dog meat festival in June. The bitter thing is that it is only August now, and the dog is not a leek growing in the ground, and another stubble will grow immediately after cutting one stubble.

As for pet dogs...... Well, Zhu Run has thought about this problem, but let's not talk about whether people are willing to sell or not. The question is, are you sure you can go to war? If you accidentally get a husky or something like that, you probably will go straight to the enemy.

"What should I do?" Zhu Run is really a little tired now, "Xiaoshan, is it okay to ask for an extension of time now?" ”

"Okay! But it's useless," the customer service girl sighed, "The deal that has been reached, asking for a delay is a breach of contract in itself, and it will still be downgraded." ”

"Then why don't you buy a cloning instrument that can clone it?" Zhu Runjian said, "It's good that we cloned 4oo Wangcai, anyway, our company Caron has never seen a dog, maybe he will think that dogs all look the same." ”

"Great idea!" The customer service girl gave him a blank look, "But it's still the same sentence, it takes time." Cloning is not like a boiled egg, which can be eaten after boiling it for ten minutes. No matter how advanced the technology is, no matter how advanced the technology is, no matter how much you can violate the laws of biology, you must also leave enough time for the body of the cloned organism to breed, otherwise its physiological structure will have problems, and then it will die suddenly for various reasons. Unless we buy a set of equipment for biochemical civilization, but the real biochemical civilization starts from level 10, and your 98oo star coins are not enough to buy a part for others. ”

"Alright! It seems that there is no way! Zhu Run sighed, "I had to make a trick." ”

"Hey~? Trick? ”

"That's right! It's a trick! Zhu Run smiled, "As soon as this trick comes out, let alone two hundred dogs, even two thousand will no longer matter." Uh, hill, where in the world do you say the most dogs congregate? ”

"This ...... It seems to be a pet shelter, a dog farm or something! The customer service girl thought for a while and said, "However, Huaxia is not doing well in this regard, and there are few places in the country, so what do you want to do?" ”

"It's nothing," Zhu Run smiled lightly, "I just want to establish a Wang Xingren Expeditionary Force!" ”

“……”

A few hours later. Rice country, the streets of New York.

"Hill! Do you think I'm okay with that? A young black man in a black suit, black socks, and black sunglasses was muttering to himself on a street corner, "Is there something wrong with me?" Why did so many black people look at me just now, stumped by this face What kind of wanted criminal? I felt as if I had been seen through. ”

"It should ...... No problem! A voice sounded in his head, "This is the face I created after comparing the facial features of all black people, there should be no such face in the world, and I have not found a wanted warrant for this face." ”

"That's good!" The black youth breathed a sigh of relief, "Then it's okay, Xiaoshan, let's get moving." ”

"Okay! It's just ......" Xiaoshan said hesitantly, "Zhu Run, I said is it necessary for you to exaggerate so much, although two hundred big dogs are really not easy to get, but is it necessary for you to run to the United States to get dogs?" ”

"It doesn't matter!" The black young man, Zhu Run, said with a smile, "Anyway, it's difficult to easily get two hundred qualified big dogs in three days, you can't let me go to the door one by one, right?" I don't know any dog dealers, so ...... Let's go to the United States to get it! Well, who called the number of pet shelters in the United States. ”

"You...... What kind of divine logic is this? The customer service girl had a black line on her face, "Even so, is there no other place to get a dog in China?" I have to go to the United States. ”

"The key is who is impatient to find someone to get two hundred dogs," Zhu Run grinned, "It's best to be able to do it all at once, so ...... What I'm going to do later, it's not good to do in China, and it will have a bad impact. As for being in the United States...... Whatever! Dead and poor, not dead friends. ”

"Ugh! I have to say that you are getting more and more undisciplined now," the customer service girl was embarrassed, "I am starting to miss the old Zhu Run." ”

“……”

A few minutes later, Zhu Run walked into a local pet shelter.

"Oh! Man, are you playing the black SWAT? One of the volunteers greeted him with a smile, "You're so cool in this dress." My name is Mike and I'm a volunteer here. Nice to meet you, is there anything I can help you with? ”

"I'm glad to see you too," Zhu Run shook his hand, "Everyone calls me Mr. Z, you can call me Z." ”

“Z…… Mr? Maxson gave him a funny look, "Okay! I don't mean to be offended, but man, you might be too deep into the play. Who is your partner? k or j? Ha! J, I guess, I like Will Smith. ”

"Actually," Zhu Run shrugged, "my partner is Ms. S. ”

"Wow! It's a girl," Mike whistled and laughed, "then you're much luckier than Will Smith, at least you don't have to partner with an old man." All right! Closer to home, are you here to adopt a pet? Would you rather adopt a cat or a dog? Or is it a lizard? Rest assured, we have a wide range of varieties and the little ones are gentle enough to bring joy to your family. ”

"Variety?" Zhu Run rolled his eyes when he heard this, "Do you have a panda here?" Is that kind of kung fu panda? Huh, hey, the kind that's particularly violent. ”

"Ugh! I don't think there's any. Mike looked at him speechlessly and said, "Man, that kind of guy who can sell cuteness has a better life than me, do you think it will come to us?" ”

"Alright! Just kidding," Zhu Run smiled, "I might actually need some dogs." ”

"Some?" Mike frowned, "Man, I think you're probably in the wrong place, we're not a for-profit organization here, and I don't think you should be here if you need some dogs to do something for you." I don't think a family needs to use the word 'some' to adopt a pet. ”

"Definitely! Buddy! You're right! Zhu Run smiled and nodded, "I'm not here to find a pet, in fact...... I represent the federal government. ”

"The federal government?" Mike couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Dude, your joke isn't ......"

Before he finished his words, a penny of jiàn had already appeared in front of him.

"It's ......," Mike looked at Wen Jiàn's stamp and signature, a little dumbfounded.

"That's right! This is the order issued by the Oval Office," Zhu Yun said solemnly, "a special order signed by Mr. President himself." ”

"Hey...... Buddy! It's not funny," Mike hurriedly took a few steps back, "I think you need a psychiatrist right now, you're too deep into the drama." Falsifying presidential orders is punishable by jail time, so get out of here, or I'll call the police. ”

"Alright! Mike! Zhu Run said and took out a device, and then operated, "Let me see, Mike...... Ah, there you have it! Mike Alexander MacDonald, Chinese New Year's Eve years old, lives at 76 32nd Avenue and has a social security number of xxx. Oh, you've been sentenced to 10 years in prison for robbery, and you were only released on parole last month for being so good at your cousin, so now you're doing community work, am I right, man? ”

"God? How do you know this? Mike broke out in a cold sweat and exclaimed in horror, "Man, you're not some serial killer!" How long have you been staring at me? God, I wouldn't have applied for parole if I had known! Damn, although the chrysanthemums in it are not safe, but they are still safe. Listen to me, man, don't mess around, it's downtown and the police come every day. ”

"Hey, hey, hey! Man," looking at Mike's appearance, Zhu Run's head was also a little big, and he smiled dryly, "I think you're thinking a little too much, I'm representing the federal government, and I'm here to requisition some dogs, but I'm not a serial killer." By the way, are you persecuted paranoia? ”

"I sue you, don't try to lie to me," Mike dodged behind the desk and screamed, "man, I've seen through you. Hey, is there anyone in there? , Rosa, call the police, there's a serial killer here. ”

"Mike! What's wrong," a fat middle-aged black woman came out of the room, "what serial killer?" ”

"Hey! Rosa go in and call the police," Mike cried, "there's a madman here, he's been staring at me for a long time, and he's probably a serial killer." ”

"Good morning! Lady! Zhu Run no longer paid attention to the yelling Mike, but looked at the middle-aged black woman named Rosa, and a helpless smile appeared on his face, "Maybe this gentleman has some misunderstanding about me, he is here...... Something seems abnormal. He said, gesturing to his head.

"Wow! You're so handsome," Rosa looked at him, then laughed, "Ignore that guy, he just came out of it last month and was scared." ”

"Rosa! Damn, don't trust him," Mike shouted, "get away from him, he's a madman." ”

"That's the kind of lady!" Zhu Run smiled and said to Rosa, "I came here today for something I want you to help me with, I want to ......"

"No problem! I'll help if I can," Rosa interrupted him with a smile, and then suddenly winked at him, "Hey, you haven't introduced your name yet?" Do you have a girlfriend? I'm single now......"

"......" Zhu Run's face darkened...... Well, his face was already black now, so it was even darker, and cold sweat was coming out of his head, "Ma'am...... No kidding, I'm down to business right now! ”

"Shhhh Call me Sasha," Rosa looked at him with a beaming face, "You're the most handsome man I've ever met, and seeing you is like seeing my first love." My dear, sue me, what is your name? ”

"Sha, Sasha?" Zhu Run shuddered violently, and was so frightened that he took a few steps back, and the cold sweat on his head flowed down in an instant. Just kidding, if there was a black pearl with a hot body, Mr. Zhu would laugh at it, but this fat black aunt ...... That's still not going to rob the black uncles.

In other words, he now finally knows why so many black people look at him today, there is no doubt that it is because the customer service girl made his face too handsome, too in line with the aesthetics of black people, so even the black aunt in front of him was also tempted by him

"Ahem! Aunt Rosa! Zhu Runyu laughed incoherently, "Haha, that ...... Something, I suddenly remembered a very important thing to do. You see, the future of mankind still needs me to create zào, the Scaron planet is waiting for my reinforcements, and the peace of the universe still needs me to maintain, so I have to live up to your heart. Well, I'm going to the M78 Nebula right now to talk to Mr. Ultraman about fighting the little monsters, so ...... I'll go first. After saying that, he didn't wait for the black woman to react, and immediately walked quickly to the door. Well, it's very important to get a dog, but it's a big loss to sacrifice hue for a few dogs, so I have to change it.

But he was also unlucky, and just as he was about to walk out of the door, a man in a police uniform suddenly walked in through the door. When Mike saw this man, he immediately shouted happily: "Officer Will, you came just in time, there is a serial killer here, catch him quickly." ”

Zhu Run rolled his eyes when he heard this, and was speechless for an instant.