Chapter 0378 - Miao, Kill Him with a Big Cake Face
Xiao Xingchen heard Feng Yao say that if that was the case, she would never live in this world, and felt that she was too pessimistic, so he said: "If you are accustomed to using death to relieve yourself when you encounter difficulties, then there should be no human beings on this earth." The land is full of wild beasts, the sky is full of eagles, and the earth is back in the animal world! ”
Feng Yao's eyes looked at his face, his face that was not white and a little thin. She couldn't understand it in front of her, this face was not very good, and there were a lot of articles in it!
"What are you looking for? See? Xiao Xingchen's eyes now, she is still half smaller, such a little girl's eyes are like a bright moon, he said very lovingly.
"What's the matter?"
"Look, when we go back, you tell my Boss Feng to send someone to my house to propose marriage!"
"I'll be exempt from proposing...... Is it okay to lift your ears? Feng Yao said, stretched out his hand and twisted his ears, and lifted him up vigorously.
Xiao Xingchen's ears are hurting, and there is one person whose heart is hurting, and this person is Zhang Chi.
Zhang Chi saw Xiao Xingchen flirting with that beautiful girl, happy, and couldn't help but think of himself: his ex-wife has a soft spot for money! Once upon a time, as soon as she heard that she was given money, her eyes immediately widened, brightened, and discharged. If she didn't mention the money when she went home, she had her legs between them, and her eyes were as dull as an old dog on the verge of death.
Zhang Chi couldn't stand it anymore, so he decided to divorce her.
In the love field, he is also a veteran, but he is all acting on the spot, and he can't find a true love! Since I met Ding Huiyin, I really regarded her as the only one. However, after drinking with her once, and not knowing what to say to her, her eyes became gloomy, like the wind blowing in the gutter.
If you want to say that Xiao Xingchen is so happy and funny, I have never encountered it in my life.
In terms of appearance, he is now in his early thirties, and he is much more handsome than him. When I was in my early twenties, I was even more handsome, and that little face was really blown! Although this phrase is for those beautiful girls like Shih Tzu!
People are so happy, but they are stupid to cover their heads with half-worn blue line hats, half-worn coats to wrap their bodies, and big masks to cover like surgeons doing surgery!
If you don't come along, how happy it is to be at home! Although I have some disgust with those shampoo ladies, it is much better to wash a big head and play a small head than to wrap your hair here!
The sun was rising, the inside of the car was brighter, and the lights were turned off. When Zhang Chi was bored, he saw two girls walking past him.
A very sexy, neither fat nor thin, especially the boobs, it is not an exaggeration to describe it as Shih Tzu; One is short and fat, with a face very much like a basin, and his facial features are like children learning to draw and doodle, and he is wearing myopic glasses with circles, which is really a bit like Dong Shi's second sister.
Zhang Chi saw the two walking together, glanced at Sai Xishi, the head of the chicken was raised violently, and he could hang a bucket of water; glanced at Dong Shi's second sister, the chicken's head suddenly softened, like a puddle of snot, and the water was spilled on the ground.
The two of them walked across from Xiao Xingchen and sat down.
Dong Shi and her second sister sat inside, opposite Feng Yao, and Sai Xishi sat outside, opposite Xiao Xingchen.
Sai Xi Shi took out a small mirror and lipstick from the red bag on his left wrist, traced his lips as if no one was around, and drew his eyebrows.
Zhang Chi's gaze is really not bad! The raising and lowering of his chicken's head is a very accurate reflection of his mood!
Men, sometimes, are completely in the same nature! Xiao Xingchen looked at Sai Xishi, and like Zhang Chi, he also picked up a bucket of water on the chicken's head; Looking at Dongshi, the chicken's head was soft, and a bucket of water fell to the ground with a bang.
Since the bucket of water was poured, in order to keep the bucket full and not fall, Xiao Xingchen decided to only stare at Sai Xishi.
If Xiao Xingchen's mind was completely clear, he wouldn't have been carrying a bucket all the time, just because it had been twenty hours since he took the Brainwave Medicine Emperor, and he had reached the early stage of hallucinations. Therefore, his little monk always carried a bucket. Eyes digging into Sai Si Shih's face.
"Xiao Xingchen, you have served the Good Fate Pill!" Feng Yao was deeply moved when he saw his spirit of carrying water without being afraid of hardship, so he reminded him by ear.
Xiao Xingchen agreed, but his eyes were still digging into Sai Xishi's chest. He firmly believed in himself, and his mind was as broad as the sea: paralyzed! The sea will be whistling and the mountains will spray, and one point of pleasure is one point!
Zhang Chi was imagining that if as long as Sai Xishi appeared alone, pretending to have a stomachache or something, and walking with a handful of breasts, then Xiao Xingchen would definitely come forward to treat her, and when she got off the train, the relationship between the two was established. Of course, according to Xiao Xingchen's character, it is inevitable to insert it!
After Xiao Xingchen finished his errand, at that time, someone pretended to be Sai Xishi's lover and smashed Xiao Xingchen's leg with an iron rod. If he wants to resist, he will have two men beat him in the leg; If he resists again, he will hit him in both arms! At that time, as soon as the photo was taken, the evidence was conclusive, and above the lobby, Xiao Xingchen could only cry bitterly.
Let's just say that Sai Xishi is an idiot, Xiao Xingchen is an idiot, and the crime is one more degree. Sai Xi Shi lay down and said that he was crippled and could no longer get up, so that he was sentenced to more than 15 years in prison, which was no problem at all.
Xiao Xingchen was in prison, and he asked someone to kill him in prison, and it wasn't snot dripping into his mouth - by the way!
This class is crazy! Thinking of this, Zhang Chi scolded fiercely. He continued to think evilly: What are you bringing Dongshi and her second sister for, do you want to scare Xiao Xingchen to death? Thinking of this, Zhang Chi flicked his side mind with his fingers: If you can scare the little monk in his crotch I believe that Xiao Xingchen's big head is probably not so fragile!
"This handsome guy ......," Dong Shi, her second sister, called Xiao Xingchen first.
Dong Shi's second sister's face like a big cake, with irregular facial features painted on her face, coupled with the circle and circle of glasses, made Xiao Xingchen tremble with fright, and involuntarily stood up, her eyes looked up at the top of the train, and her mouth was like a toad waiting for rain.
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! Zhang Chi finally agreed with the wisdom of the group of people he hired! Scare him to death with a flatpie face, it's the most wonderful way to kill people in the world! Even if the public procuratorate and the law and the National Security Bureau jointly handle the case, they can't find out what conspiracy is in his death! This is a typical case of sudden death!
Zhang Chi really wanted to call and report to Shui Shengxue immediately, he wanted to summarize: This is called the ugly face killing method! This method of killing people does not exist in ancient and modern Chinese and foreign legal codes, but in real life, it is real!
Flatbread face, kill him with his face - Zhang Chi shouted in his heart!
Seeing that Xiao Xingchen ignored him, the big cake face turned his face away and looked out the window. The scenery outside is reflected in her highly myopic eyes through her circle of glass glasses!
Darn! Zhang Chi scolded in his heart. He was angry and glad at the same time! What is angry is that the big cake face just took advantage of the victory to chase and wrapped his stubby arms around his waist, even if it doesn't scare him to death, it will definitely scare him out of a heart attack!
He was glad that he didn't report to the Water Shengxue, if he reported that Xiao Xingchen might be scared to death, and Xiao Xingchen was alive and well in the end, then the Water Shengxue didn't scold himself for being sexually impotent...... No...... It doesn't seem to have anything to do with sex!
It is also good for Xiao Xingchen to be frightened, otherwise, the confusion period will come earlier, this time it is good, but he is scared a little sober: What do these two mean? When someone else's seat is full, why is the seat across from us often empty?
The beautiful girl with a face about the same color as herself, at the beginning, why did she say that she was her ex-girlfriend, and why did she say that she slept with her like using a toilet? Why do you want to call that three bars your grandfather? Why did the big back head say that he had stolen some treasure bottle from the Tang Dynasty?
Xiao Xingchen looked up at the top of the train and slowly lowered his head.
Zhang Chi was taken aback: This Xiao Xingchen is not an ordinary person, he seems to be able to pinch and calculate, I am here, will he know? If he didn't know, why did he stare at me?
Zhang Chi is a typical thief, in fact, Xiao Xingchen didn't stare at him! There is another point, Xiao Xingchen wants to know the whys of those reasons, and it is not too difficult to understand that Zhang Chi is on the same train and adopts others to frame him. All he had to do was ask Mary!
However, Xiao Xingchen never wanted to use the admiration coin to ask Mary, although there were a lot of whys? Since getting on the train, I have only gotten dozens of yuan in admiration coins, which I got yesterday when I stuffed toilet paper in the mouth of the big back head and slapped him in the mouth!
Although he now has 30,000 yuan of admiration, however, he needs 5,000 yuan for one inquiry, and these 30,000 yuan is only six times at best.
If you are at home, you will stop in front of the store, and you will be beaten by yourself, and you will admire yourself! Now, there are more and more people who know themselves near their homes, and they can get thousands of admiration coins for a casual walk on the street!
Now, I don't know where is the growing, uncultivated, and unpolluted snow lotus? There are so many things to ask Mary! In this unfamiliar place, unless you have to, you will never use admiration coins at will!
Xiao Xingchen seemed to be a little troublesome in front of him, he really liked to see this Sai Xi Shi, he would rather let his little monk carry a bucket full of water - bow to death and die! But he was afraid to see Dong Shi's second sister!
"This sister, have nothing to do with a few eggs?" The short and fat girl with her face and multiple circles of glasses on her facial features may have felt uncomfortable for a while just now, because of Xiao Xingchen's terrifying appearance when she saw her. At this time, she took out two sets of poker and greeted Feng Yao while washing.
"Play!" Feng Yao said a little excitedly. In her eyes, this big pie face is just a big world, and it can't be said to be ugly. Playing poker on this trip was a pleasure.
"Me and this handsome guy's family, you and my little sister's family!" As he spoke, he put his stubby fingers in his mouth, dipped in a mouthful of saliva, and parted the cards.
Oh my god! How can there be such a torturous thing in the world! Just now, when Xiao Xingchen heard that the facial features of the big cake were painted with his family, his heart was sour.
At this time, Zhang Chi almost forgot his identity, and wanted to rush forward to take over the big pie face, he and the girl family of Sai Xishi, and then after getting off the train, open a room - also a family.
Zhang Chi stood up, took two steps forward, and sat back in shock, because he remembered that he was still a hidden identity.