"Hehe~~~ I was wrong! That kid just now has yellow hair, you're black-haired, and your hair is much thicker than his! Age~~~Hehe~~~" Xiao Xingchen smiled, he was purely Zhang Guan Li Dai. One is one year old, the other is fifty years old, that's a big difference! He smiled, blushing a little—a red like rouge.

"Hurry up and hand over the ancient relics stolen in Dragon City, the Tang Dynasty blue and white multicolored treasure vase!" The big back head took out a horn comb from his pocket and combed his hair angrily. "If there's a loss of this vase, you're dead!"

"You are paralyzed, what Tang Dynasty blue vase...... What a bird thing! It's all your mother's boss, like Hades is your second uncle! "Xiao Xingchen is angry!

He was worried that he was on a big business, so he touched a brain wave medicine emperor in his mouth. In another ten minutes, you will be fully awake! However, if you are angry in your heart, the scolding in front of you is still to be scolded!

Passengers don't care if the police are in front of them, and laughter is a must. Because this stupid young man is too "talented"!

At this time, the one who laughed the loudest was the young man with three bars on his flat head who ran back again.

"You steal national cultural relics, and you dare to curse?" The two sleeves of the big back were rolled up, and he glared.

"My mother scolded you, and I still want to beat you!" After Xiao Xingchen finished speaking, he slapped the head of the big back, and the big back head lay back on the ground.

"Big brother, you're a cow!" The three-bar young man was glad that the slap didn't hit him on the head, and he gave Xiao Xingchen a thumbs up.

"Come with us!" The female policeman walked up to Xiao Xingchen, held the baton tightly to prevent him from resisting, and said angrily.

"Why should I come with you? Are you beautiful? Xiao Xingchen is not fully awake yet, but he is angry in his heart!

The passengers suddenly laughed wildly again, and the older passengers heard such deafening laughter, and all of them missed the old trains, the kind that could open the windows at will.

"You say he stole national artifacts, what evidence do you have?" The male policeman saw that the stunned man slapped the big back and knocked down the big back, knowing that the strength of the stunned man was extraordinary, so he turned to the big back and asked.

"The vase is under his seat!" Big Back stood up and covered his face and said.

You're all brutes!

When Zhang Chi saw this, he finally understood: just now, the beautiful and fashionable girl who was not white said that Xiao Xingchen slept with her like going to the toilet. She said this in order to give the impression that they were former lovers.

The beautiful and fashionable girl who is not white said this in order to hide the cultural relics treasure bottle under Xiao Xingchen's seat. Who knew that in the midst of the chaos, the so-called cultural relics vase was stolen by a small thief.

The big back is obviously a gang with the beautiful and fashionable not white girl, and its purpose is to frame Xiao Xingchen for stealing cultural relics, or Tang Dynasty, in order to achieve the purpose of framing Xiao Xingchen.

However, this group of idiots didn't expect that in the final investigation stage, would it be true to say that Xiao Xingchen stole cultural relics?

Zhang Chi couldn't help but be a little annoyed: I didn't expect to pick and choose left and right on the Internet, and I would a group of mentally retarded people first!

Not to mention the mentally retarded of this group of people, the sky does not help them, and they just meet thieves. This law is evidence-heavy, Xiao Xingchen has nothing there, and the police will not be so mentally retarded that they will arrest people as soon as others say it, right?

When Zhang Chi saw this qiē, his heart was like a mirror! However, he was a little confused: Xiao Xingchen said such bird words, which was clearly a type of Hongmen Wednesday. Is he pretending to be that bird, or is he really crazy?

It should be pretended, this guy didn't expect to have this hand! Like a bird like him, who can fight and be rich, coupled with his so-called humor, who doesn't like him?

Onlooker Qing, this old saying, used here for Zhang Chi, is really the most suitable!

The male policeman stretched out his long arm and touched Xiao Xingchen's seat. His arms are so long, touch, what's in it? It's just a wet lump of paper.

After the male police officer touched it out, he saw that there was still mucus in this damp paper ball, and he felt a mess in his heart, and his whole qi came out of the big back.

"Where is the treasure bottle, you look for me, if you can't find it, I will arrest you for false accusations!" The male passenger said angrily as he smashed the ball of paper with slime on the face of the big back. Then, he rubbed the slime from his hands on the tweed suit with a checkered head.

When the big back was beaten by Xiao Xingchen just now, his face was not swollen, and half of his face was swollen like a red apple at this moment.

If you don't look at his whole face, just look at his red face like a balloon, it's not ugly!

As soon as he heard that there was nothing underneath, he didn't care about the pain in his face, he didn't care about the dirty, and he didn't care about the mucus on his suit, so he fell to the ground all of a sudden, took out his mobile phone, and turned on the "flashlight" on his mobile phone.

“…… How could there not be? ”

"Come with me!" The male police officer also knows the truth that persimmons should be pinched softly. The strength of the stunned man was great, and there was no evidence of his theft. The big man was old and had little strength, and he was suspected of framing someone, so he grabbed his arm and walked to the police room in the back.

“…… Comrade policeman, he is really a criminal who steals cultural relics! Seeing that he had completely failed, he wanted to turn the tables without everyone knowing the truth and make the last pitiful effort!

Xiao Xingchen was completely sober at this time! Remembering that the young man who was three bars just now said that he was his grandfather, and he would be falsely accused of being a thief again, he angrily grabbed the ball of toilet paper with slime on the ground and stuffed it into the mouth of the big back.

He also felt the slime on his hands, and wiped and wiped it on his tweed suit like the policeman.

The big back head was taken away while vomiting!

Xiao Xingchen looked at the young man with three bars on his flat head, and when he saw him with his head down, he remembered the saying "If you bow your head, you will lose", so he went to the bathroom to wash his hands.

This bunch of stupid people who are paralyzed! When Zhang Chi saw this group of guys, he was easily hit by Xiao Xingchen, Xiao Xingchen didn't use any strength at all, half of his apple face was swollen on his big back, and he ate a ball of toilet paper.

Alas...... It seems that the Water Sage Doctrine is correct! This Xiao devil is not something that ordinary people can defeat! It looks like his 200,000 yuan is going to be wasted!

The young man with three bars got off the train at a stop in front of him, and the car box returned to calm again.

Xiao Xingchen's seat opposite was empty, he slept on it all night, and when the sun came out the next day, he also woke up, at this time, he was in a good mood.

He relieved his hands, brushed his teeth, washed his face, ate, and sat down next to Feng Yao again.

Feng Yao began to talk about the history of family suffering again.

Xiao Xingchen knows that it is not easy for everyone in this world. We can't always talk about suffering, but if we only talk about suffering, there will be no hope for mankind! Therefore, he couldn't help but smile and asked, "Your mother has been at home for more than half a year, has your father ever asked to do something with her?" ”

Feng Yao's eyes suddenly stiffened and lit up, as bright as a pig-killing knife, ready to slaughter the pig in front of him at any time.

"This husband and wife should be harmonious, and other aspects will be relatively harmonious! Don't be embarrassed, tell me about your dad in this regard, I don't think there is any hope for the two of them to reunite. ”

Feng Yao's pig-killing knife began to sharpen the whetstone! Sharpening knives does not mistakenly chop firewood, and in the same way, sharpening knives does not mistakenly kill pigs!

When Xiao Xingchen saw her like that, he wanted to laugh more and more! "Don't think too much about things between men and women! If you really want to pickle like that, then people have done it since there were human beings! From now until the end of mankind, mankind will never stop doing this! ”

Xiao Xingchen didn't want to talk about any profound truths, but just wanted to harmonize the atmosphere!

Feng Yao thought about it, Xiao Xingchen's words were dirty! However, if you want to say which of his words is wrong, there really isn't! Although I have never been married, I can imagine how painful it would be if the husband and wife were not in harmony!

Besides, don't humans like to do things, but animals don't like it either? Even the mouse chirps, even the old cat screams, and even the old dog snorts! What are they all about, what are they all doing?

"Xiao Yao, don't talk about it far away, if I marry you, I won't be the first night, or I will run away as soon as I take off my pants, can you be happy......

Feng Yao used his palm as a pig-killing knife and slashed at his arm!

"Am I wrong?"

Yes, you're really not wrong, but there's no such analogy! Whether you are hard or not, whether you are running a horse on the grassland, or on the road, or in the snowy mountains, these don't matter for the time being, people are emotional animals, and there is no straight bar in front of a girl!

"Xiao Yao, bitter medicine! Alas~~~ I want to say that I am obedient, I want to say that I congratulate you on making a fortune, and I want to say the ingots on the first day of the New Year, can it work? Aren't your parents going to get divorced? ”

"Xiao Xingchen, I have to admit that your mentality is really good! When you encounter something big, you can pass it stupidly when you have time......"

"Look at what you're saying, why am I stupid? It's hard to say! ”

“…… Look at me, I'm about to become Xianglin's sister-in-law...... When I was young, my mother was not around, and I thought and thought about it every day, and my mind hurt like it exploded all the time. When I saw that other parents went to the parent-teacher conference, and there was no parent in my family, my heart was about to sour into hawthorn!

I often wonder how nice it would be for me to have a sound dad or a sound mom!

My dad was nervous irritated because of my mom, and my mom went with Wang Junlai, and finally he coerced him with a bomb. If you knew that my mother was with Yuan Chongbao again today, you said I ......"

"There are so many disasters in this world, you have to learn to accept them! Otherwise, when you lose your teeth and hunchback, your ears buzz every day, and your eyes are flying like mosquitoes all day long, you will feel that life is even more meaningless! ”

"When I want to come, I will never live in this world!" Feng Yao's teeth creaked, and the picture depicted by Xiao Xingchen was simply terrifying!