Chapter 292: The Most Touching Movie in History
Just when people thought that this should be over, the next life further declared that Liu Qingyun was the biggest unlucky guy in the history of the movie.
On the opposite floor of the building, a pair of people enjoying the shade appeared on the balcony outside, suspecting that they wanted to jump off the building, and hurriedly called the police.
As a result, a moment later, the police and firefighters came, and dozens of bright lights hit them together, shining a fine picture of the three people.
Liu Qingyun hasn't put on his pants yet, and the bottom is still towering high, this unlucky appearance has all been seen, and there are even media reporters filming interviews, and his appearance is directly broadcast live.
The audience didn't even have the strength to laugh when they saw this, and they felt that their stomachs were about to burst, which was really funny and unlucky.
Huang Yunshi and Cao Charli, the pair of wild mandarin ducks, were also in a moment of passion, and suddenly these dozens of lights came together, illuminating their room brightly, which suddenly startled them.
Secretly leaning on the window and looking down, I saw that the black and black water below was full of people, and I couldn't help but be taken aback, and heard the negotiator shouting below, "Hey, what are you doing, quickly put on your clothes." ”
The two suddenly realized that they hurriedly put on their clothes.
Because Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda were thieves, they naturally didn't dare to be rescued by the police to the police station, so they took Liu Qingyun hostage and wanted to blackmail all the people below to retreat.
Liu Qingyun is really unlucky, this embarrassing appearance was seen by everyone, and he became a hostage in the hands of Zhou Xingchi, he really wants to carry out the title of "the most unlucky" to the end.
The police saw that they were uncompromising. had to take coercive measures, but as a result, the three of them fought for me, and in the end, no one was pulled up by the police, but lost their balance because of the scramble and pushing, and one by one they all fell downstairs like dumplings.
The audience in the audience also had no strength to laugh at the moment, and they only had to clap their hands one by one, thinking that this film was really funny, making people have surprises every moment, and they couldn't stop laughing at all.
Liu Qingyun was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. Because of taking a strong aphrodisiac. So he has been holding up there, and there is no sign of fading.
After the doctor diagnosed him, he decided to wait 38 hours for the swelling to go down, and he was to be castrated.
This is the second time Liu Qingyun is going to be castrated. See here. Even if the audience has a stomachache again. I couldn't help but want to laugh.
This is really unlucky, not counting being the last eunuch in Hong Kong, but also being castrated twice in a row. It's really a blessing, and the disaster is not a one-way street.
Fortunately, Liu Qingyun finally disappeared in time and was not castrated by the doctor.
And Lan Jieyuan went out to feel guilty, and also went to visit him in the hospital.
This is the second time she has come to the hospital to visit Liu Qingyun, and the last time she sent him to the hospital with her trick of "cutting off her children and grandchildren's feet". This time, she begged Liu Qingyun to help her get her clothes, causing him to fall downstairs, so she really owed a lot of favors.
Liu Qingyun's troubles spread all over the world, and he didn't have the face to chase Lan Jieyuan anymore at this moment, so his expression was much more distant than before.
However, Lan Jieyuan was worried about Han Jin, but she didn't notice it. After seeing him come to pick her up, Lan Jieyuan immediately said goodbye to Liu Qingyun and threw herself into Han Jin's arms.
When Liu Qingyun saw the sweet appearance of the two, he couldn't help but be envious and helpless, and sighed helplessly, his expression was quite gloomy.
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The plot begins to take a turn at this point, if the first sixty minutes are a hilarious comedy of laughing at the dead, the next half hour is a tearful comedy.
Lan Jieyuan and Han Jin went to the villa to live in a two-person world, but because of the lack of strict protection, they became pregnant unmarried.
Liu Qingyun knew that her birthday was coming, so she wanted to buy a gift for her. But when he knew that the ring she liked was worth 20,000 yuan, he couldn't help but feel a little helpless.
In the end, Liu Qingyun had no choice but to go to the nightclub with the trio of cheap men to make a cameo appearance as a dancer to make those broad ladies happy.
Lan Jieyuan told Han Jin the news of her pregnancy, but after listening to the words of his fox friend and dog friend, he didn't want to take this responsibility, so he gave money and asked Lan Jieyuan to have a baby.
Lan Jieyuan has no father since she was a child, and was raised by her mother alone. So she is quite eager for the child and doesn't want to kill the child, but now she also knows that she can't do it if she doesn't kill it.
Because she is a dancer, there is going to be a competition soon, and if she dances while pregnant, it is not good for the fetus, and it is not good for herself.
So in desperation, she had to go to the hospital for surgery, but was told that she must be accompanied by a guardian.
Lan Jieyuan really couldn't find anyone for a while, and she didn't want to tell her mother about it, so now she was quite helpless.
When the audience saw this, they couldn't help but feel sorry for her. As a girl, it is really sad to fall in love with such a scumbag.
A person returned to the dormitory in pain, but just in time for the surprise party that everyone had prepared for her.
Liu Qingyun personally gave her a cake, which made Lan Jieyuan stunned, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
At this time, there were still people who remembered herself, which really touched her, but she couldn't help but feel a little painful when she thought of the problems she was facing.
At this moment, everyone finished singing the birthday song, and then Liu Qingyun directly put the cake on Lan Jieyuan's face, which immediately turned her into a cream person.
Lan Jieyuan was still moved just now, but she couldn't help but burst out of anger at this moment.
Liu Qingyun laughed and offered the ring she wanted the most, but she slapped it over, and then Lan Jieyuan turned around and escaped from her bedroom.
Liu Qingyun didn't expect that the gifts he had carefully prepared and the surprise pie that he had carefully arranged would turn out like this, and he couldn't help but feel pained, and took his brothers to the food stall to drink together.
The next day, I vomited all over my body, and it looked really disgusting.
Just when he was sleeping in a daze, he suddenly received a call from Lan Jieying, and he was so excited that he thought it was a date. Hurriedly took a shower and changed into new clothes. I also specially smeared mousse to make my head hard like a steel wire.
But the result was that the woman went to the hospital to have a fetus and called him to be her guardian.
This is even worse than being a "pick-up man", Liu Qingyun came happily, but now he is extremely disappointed, and at the same time he is sad about what happened to Lan Jieying.
After the operation, Lan Jieyuan's body was very weak.
In order to take care of her, Liu Qingyun specially returned the ring she bought, and then helped her buy nutritional products, and boiled millet porridge for her to make up for her body. In order to amuse her, she also performed various martial arts. Even grimaces. Coax her with stockings pullovers.
Lan Jiemei was so moved that her tears kept flowing.
At this moment, the music is also very tear-jerking, so that the audience can watch it, and they are also moved by Liu Qingyun's selfless dedication.
I think he was a little unlucky though. But the heart is good. And it's even more true to the heroine. It's really impressive.
During Lan Jieyuan's recuperation, Han Jin and Wu Jiali walked together again and went to bed again.
This time the bed scene is much larger than before. There was even a shot of Wu Jiali's dew point.
The audience below saw that the heroine was so miserable, but the dog man and woman were still doing this kind of thing, and they couldn't help but be indignant, and they couldn't wait to go in and beat them up.
At this moment, the dance competition is about to begin.
Cao Chari specially won the time to perform, hoping to use it to promote his martial arts hall.
Although Lan Jieyuan had just undergone surgery, it was not suitable for strenuous exercise, but for the sake of her future, she had to give up.
Just when Liu Qingyun was arranged to perform a chest broken boulder, he couldn't help but be surprised when he saw Lan Jieyuan rushing to the venue.
Because he was the only one who knew about her physical condition, she couldn't do strenuous exercise at all under these conditions.
Surprised, Liu Qingyun suddenly sat up.
At this moment, the sledgehammer also smashed down directly, hitting him right in the head.
Lan Jieyuan stiffened up to perform, and although she won the game, because of the strenuous exercise, she had symptoms of blood collapse again and fainted in the toilet.
Although Liu Qingyun himself was also injured a lot, he remembered Lan Jieyuan and never went to the hospital.
Seeing that the conference was waiting for her to receive the award, but she did not show up, Liu Qingyun knew that something must have happened to her.
When I rushed to the women's toilet, I saw her fainting inside, and her lower body was covered with blood.
Liu Qingyun couldn't help but be startled, and hurriedly picked her up and ran to the hospital.
When the audience saw the blood on his head and the blood from Lan Jie's lower body dripping on the ground together, they couldn't help but shed tears for the bitter love between the two of them.
In particular, Liu Qingyun's silent dedication to the heroine, selfless and unrepentant behavior is even more moving.
Lan Jieyuan was hospitalized this time because of the big trouble, and she could no longer hide it from her family.
Her mother rushed to the hospital, distressed and angry at her, distressed at the pain she was suffering now, and angry at her lack of self-love.
Thinking that she had worked hard to raise her, but now she was following her own old path, she couldn't help but be extremely angry, and dragging Lan Jieyuan was a beating.
Liu Qingyun hurriedly stepped forward to persuade him, but he was misunderstood that he was the culprit, and he was also beaten by the old fist.
Looking at the scene of the mother and daughter hugging and crying, Liu Qingyun couldn't help the anger in his heart, and ran to the celebration party to beat Han Jin angrily, accusing him of being unkind and making Lan Jieyuan miserable.
At this moment, seeing him beating Han Jin violently, the audience couldn't help but applaud. In the past 20 minutes, they have been the same as Liu Qingyun, and they are really too aggrieved in their hearts.
is not only sad for Lan Jieying's experience, but also sad for Liu Qingyun's deep affection, and the culprit is Han Jin, so when he was beaten violently, the audience felt that the resentment in their hearts was vented.
Even Han Jin's fans feel that he deserves to be beaten!
"Brother Yun, this time I really sacrificed myself to fulfill you." Han Jin said with a smile.
Liu Qingyun was also very moved, knowing that if it weren't for Han Jin, he would never have been able to sit in the starring role. And he sacrificed his image so much to play for himself, which really made him feel guilty, and he didn't know what to say.
After Liu Qingyun beat him violently, he pulled Han Jin to apologize to Lan Jieyuan.
After pushing him into the ward, Liu Qingyun left there crying bitterly.
Seeing that he did so much for the heroine in the end, the audience couldn't help but be moved. Seeing him cry bitterly and leave at the end, everyone also cried with him.
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Liu Qingyun didn't know what Han Jin would say to Lan Jieyuan, and after he went back crying, he was still an apprentice in the martial arts hall.
Cao Charlie made a name for himself in the dance competition, attracting many apprentices. As a result, in order to be majestic, when performing King Kong's incorruptible magic skills, he was directly knocked on the head by the wooden stick found by Liu Qingyun.
The people who came to apprentice saw that he was a parallel import, and they all ran away, and Cao Charlie calculated in vain for a long time, except for the gauze wrapped around his head, he didn't catch anything.
Liu Qingyun also knew that he had been deceived these days, and he couldn't help but be disheartened, so he went back to the dormitory to pack his luggage and plan to leave.
At this moment, a bag of tomato sauce was trampled on by him and sprayed all over the ground, which made Liu Qingyun feel distressed.
But the ones on the floor were no longer edible, and it seemed that they could still lick them when they looked at the walls, although the ketchup was in an embarrassing location, right in the lower part of a swimsuit model.
However, considering that there was no one in the house, Liu Qingyun couldn't help but stick out his tongue and lick it.
The audience couldn't help but laugh when they saw that he didn't even let go of this bit of ketchup.
At this moment, the door opened, but it turned out to be Lan Jieyuan, who knew that he was leaving, and hurried over.
I couldn't help but be stunned when I saw the place where he was licking the swimsuit model.
The audience at the bottom burst into laughter again, this scene was too embarrassing.
Once I bumped into him for a handjob, once I bumped into him for this, I got rid of the image of a salty and wet guy, and I can't change it again. (To be continued!)
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