Shui Shengxue screamed in fright and hurriedly stood up. The three major pieces below yourself: a chicken and two eggs, all hanging in the middle of your body.

Xiao Xingchen's mouth on his bodyless head opened, his head jumped up on the water, and his mouth went straight to his two eggs!

The Water Saint was covered in water and fled in a hurry!

"Hey~~~Hey~~~" Don't look at Xiao Xingchen without limbs and body, a head laughs happily!

Shui Shengxue couldn't take a step anymore this time, and he stood still, trembling all over. At this time, he suddenly thought that he wanted to take his Xiao Xingchen's two eggs just now, would he Xiao Xingchen have the same idea to take his two eggs?

Thinking of this, Shui Shengxue's trembling hands hurriedly covered the two eggs, even if his hands were bitten by him, he had to protect the two eggs, otherwise, the tragedy he imagined to be staged on him would happen to him!

However, he was only 0.01 seconds slower, and when his hand reached his little stomach, Xiao Xingchen's mouth had already taken his two eggs in his mouth.

The terrible consequences happened to him, he saw Xiao Xingchen bite off two eggs, and every time he chewed it, he made a hehe, he couldn't bear this unbearable pain anymore, and he fell into the bathtub.

Xiao Mi had outside her ears to listen to the sound inside, she heard the plopping sound inside, hurriedly rushed into the house, rushed into the bathroom, jumped into the water in her clothes, and screamed urgently, calling the security guard.

After Shui Shengxue woke up, his eyes were open with horror, and his hands were stretched out to his crotch urgently. The crowd was puzzled.

When Shui Shengxue found that there were a lot of two eggs, the three souls and six spirits who flew out to play slowly returned to their places.

"Get out of here!" Shui Shengxue roared angrily, scaring everyone away.

It's still a little secret! The three secretaries helped him back into the water and rubbed him clean from under him. Fat Xiaomi's hand touched his balls, he was startled, and a mouth flicked over, and half of Fat Xiaomi's face suddenly became a ball.

After taking a shower, he put on a pair of pants before he had a little refreshment! He lay on the bed, took away all the secrets, and lay on the bed alone to re-enter the thought: Judging from the hallucinations just now, this Xiao Xingchen is indeed at stake, his body is separated from his head, and his head still hurts, he is indeed a monster!

In despair, he remembered a magic weapon that his father had given him.

Dad said, when you reach the most helpless moment, this magic weapon can be used. He thought that he had reached the most helpless moment!

When Xiao Xingchen comes back from Kedri Town, I'm afraid he will have to do it to himself!

On both sides of the struggle, the so-called hands are fast and the hands are slow. The scene in the bathtub illustrates this very well. If you are a little quicker and take off his eggs, then he is the one who is the tragedy! I was one step slower, and I was bitten by him, and the tragedy at that time was myself.

If it weren't for the fact that Xiao Mi found out in time, he would have choked to death by his own bath water at this time......

This magic weapon of my own is a phone number.

Shui Shengxue dialed this phone number excitedly, he wanted to see, what kind of magic weapon his father gave him? I don't know if I can cure that Xiao Xingchen?

Three hours after Shui Shengxue dialed the phone, a small turtle-like object wearing a bucket hat, covering his entire face, hunched over, and wearing a tinted blue coat and blue pants bent in front of him.

Shui Shengxue was frightened, it seems that this thing is the magic weapon that Dad said!

The thing took off its hat and threw it on the ground.

When the water saint saw it, he was just about to get up and run. But when I think of being a man, I was frightened by my momentary hallucinations and fainted, and I was scared by an ugly person to run away, then, are you still a water saint?

Although he kept cheering himself up, his heart was still beating with war drums!

This man has only half of his face, and half of his face is covered with red scars. There are local irregular folds on the scar. The yellowed half of the teeth give off a strong smell of alcohol in half of the mouth.

“…… Sir, please be seated! Shui Shengxue restrained himself with great perseverance and stood up and said.

The man sat on the couch, his head turned up, and looked at the Water Saint with one eye silently.

"Xiao Xingchen's situation, you probably know a thing or two, his danger is getting bigger and bigger! Zhang Chi's recklessness has become the fuse, he may have a seizure soon, I don't know what tricks Mr. has? ”

The man took an A4 piece of white paper from his body, a yellow and black signature pen, stretched out his white little hand like a doll, and wrote: "Just leave this matter to me!" ”

Shui Shengxue looked at this disabled face, Luo Guo's upper body, and he began to have serious doubts, have people in this world developed to this day, are their brains deficient in calcium? Including that scheming dad?

A good person, a handsome man like Zhang Chi, is not Xiao Xingchen's opponent, how can such a person who is not a ghost or a ghost be his opponent of Xiao someone?

What a handicapped person! Shui Shengxue looked up at the ceiling and sarcastically said in his heart: "Just leave this matter to me!" "You look like that, and I'll leave it to you? Am I so gullible about others?

He suspected that he had dialed the wrong number, and when he looked at his phone again, the phone number had mysteriously disappeared.

Shui Shengxue stood up fiercely, thinking that he hadn't deleted this number, how could it be gone?

Luo Guo, who had half of his face, half of his nose, half of his mouth and one eye, quietly closed his good eyes, and his whole body tried to sit up straight.

Shui Shengxue frowned: The so-called knowing each other and knowing oneself can be defeated in a hundred battles. And at present, I don't know myself or the other, how can this battle be fought?

"You don't have to worry about my business for the time being, you can go!" The principle of water sage is to believe in heaven and earth and believe in father, it is better to believe in yourself. In this game of chess in my life, I can be regarded as a nine-dan of Go, and I have not lost a game so far.

It's not difficult to win a game of chess in life, it's hard to win a game of chess for the rest of your life!

Zhang Chi's chess game stinks worse than shit, and he thinks he has choked Xiao Xingchen's death hole! The world is full of stupid people who think they are smart, including Daddy Shui Yushuo! Sending such a thing can defeat Xiao Xingchen? Joke!

Half of his face stood up, spread the white paper on his desk again, and stretched out the white creepy baby hand, and wrote on the paper: "You think I can't do your thing? After I finished writing, I was about to put away the paper, and I stretched out my little hand and drew three question marks, and then three exclamation marks?

"Have you ever heard of Zhang Chi?" Shui Shengxue didn't answer him directly, but asked in a roundabout way. That means, Zhang Chi is a hero among heroes, a hero among heroes, what happened in the end?

Half of his face struggled to write: "How can he compare with me?" These words were written in an instant with a ligature.

"What kind of ability does Mr. have, can't compare with you?" The water saint learns to scold if he scolds! In terms of appearance, Zhang Chi has been married a hundred times, and there are beautiful girls chasing after him. A blind old woman like you wouldn't follow you, would she?

The blind old woman goes on a blind date, and when you touch it with your left hand, you only have half of your face, and your right hand snaps and throws it over, and when it hits you in the face, you will roll on the ground three times in a row.

Half of his face made a panicked "Gege" sound in his throat, and then wrote on a blank piece of paper: "I can't compare to anyone in the world, and no one in the world can compare to me......"

What a megalomaniacal animal! The water saint learned the Tao of disdain in his heart.

After writing a piece of paper, half of his face rubbed the white paper with two white and tender baby hands, swallowed it to half of his mouth, and after crunching a few times, he tilted his head and swallowed it.

He pulled out another blank piece of paper from his body and continued: "Now, I'm not exactly human......"

Didn't you see what he wrote? Seeing these four words, his knee joint weakened, and his butt smashed into the seat.

Half of his face struggled to write, and then, with the white and tender little doll's hand, he pushed the paper forward and pushed it in front of his eyes.

Shui Shengxue's frightened sweat blurred his vision, he hurriedly took out a few pieces of paper, wiped his forehead and wiped his eyes, his eyes were bright, and a line of even pen fonts, although this font was scribbled, but it was very easy to recognize: "You have such a little guts, you dare not afford me?" When Shui Shengxue saw it, his heart beat a drum, and his face was slightly red—like paper stained with red ink.

Shui Shengxue's legs were weak, his flesh was trembling, and he estimated whether he would recover for a while. He opened the bar cupboard, took out a glass of liquor, and slurped. Then, he took out another bottle and handed it to half of his face, who claimed to be not quite human.

Half of the white and tender little doll's hand is extremely disproportionate to his whole body, but it is very flexible, and when he catches it, the bottle cap flicks to the ceiling with a flick of his little finger. Then, looking up, a bottle of wine was poured into half of his mouth, and he poured it all in.

Shui Shengxue drank wine at this time, and a stream of blood rushed to his head. He was full of fighting spirit, and slapped lightly for this person who was not exactly human.

"Sir, to say that people are not people is a curse, why does Mr. say that he is not a person?" In the philosophy of water sainthood, there has never been a savior, nor have there been fairies and ghosts. He realized at this moment that the guy with this half of his face said that he was not exactly human, and of course he had a deep meaning.

Half of his face stood up, stretched out his white and tender little hand, and a line of tears flowed from one eye on the desk of the Water Saint School. At this time, the white and tender little hands trembled and reddened slightly, and wrote: "I used to be a doctor, and in a doctor-patient dispute, I was discounted by the patient's family......"

"Sir, don't be sad, sit down and write slowly!" Shui Shengxue had no fear at this time, he walked around the desk, helped him to sit down on the sofa next to the coffee table, and spread the paper on the coffee table.

Half of the face is because of Luo's waist, and this posture is particularly comfortable to sit on the sofa.

Half of his face tucked his sleeves up, and Shui Shengxue stumbled back in fright, but the white and tender little hand was up, but it was a man's thick wrist.

Shui Shengxue remembered the ridicule of half of his face just now, and he poured the remaining half of the bottle of wine into his stomach.

He looked at the half-man, one of the half-eyes was still weeping, and he tried not to spill the tears on the paper.

The wine was drunk violently just now, Shui Shengxue felt that the ground was spinning slightly, he sat on the chair, not only the swivel chair was turning, the ceiling was also turning, the whole room was also turning, even half of his face and the coffee table in front of him were also rotating!