After a long time, the Water Saint still felt that the world was spinning, and at this time, the little white hand pushed the note he wrote in front of him.

Whose child's little white hand is this? It's so cute! Shui Shengxue's eyes were fixed on the little white hand, and a cute little girl appeared in front of him, he half stood up and reached out to grab it.

The little white hand saw that he was not grasping the white paper, but his little hand, and he hurriedly shrank back.

He was startled, and raised his head suddenly, only then did he remember that this white and tender little hand was half of his face. He was nauseous and began to vomit violently.

The secretary heard his vomiting outside, so she began to push the door, but the door did not open, she took the key to open it; The door didn't open, she started banging on the door, the door didn't open, she called the security guards to bang together!

"Hi yo hi yo ~~~ poof~~~" The three security guards slammed the door open, and the three of them fell to the ground.

"Who...... Who called you in? Such a bold ...... "When Shui Shengxue was spitting wine, his mind was still relatively sober, and these people came in and discovered the secret of half of their faces, how could this happen?"...... He quickly looked over to the coffee table, half of his face was gone, a cold sweat broke down his spine, and his eyes were as wide as cow's eggs.

"Mr. Shui......" the secretary said as he cleaned up the wine he had spitted out.

"Get out! I'm not going to let you in, and if anyone comes in, I'll let you fuck off!" The Water Saint roared.

The little secretary was so frightened that he dragged the dustpan and ran out: the gentle, amorous water is always gone, and the terrible water is always gone! Run-run-run-run-run-run--

Xiao Mi was so frightened that she spilled a few drops of urine in her pants, and when she arrived at the door, she brought the door with her, worried that someone would come in, so she pulled the door and sat in front of the door.

The little secret held the door panel with his hand, and sighed again and again: Accompany the king like a tiger, and follow Zhuang like a wolf! Brothers are like siblings, and little secrets are like clothes! If the brother is gone, it is gone, the little secretary is gone, and the secretary is gone, and the two are gone! One is more tender than the other, and one is more fresh than the other!

Paralyzing! May all women in the world be Wu Zetian, and play so that the mouth of the male secretary will be rippling all day long! Cuckoo~~~

The Water Saint sent away the little secret, surprised by half of his face just now. Is he really not human, saying that if he disappears, he will disappear without a trace? Isn't this in line with dialectical materialism and historical materialism?

Just as Shui Shengxue was surprised, half of his face was exposed from behind the sofa, and no matter how he showed it, there was still only half of his face.

In order to cover up his panic, Shui Shengxue picked up the three blank pieces of paper in front of him and looked at them:

"Now, I'm not exactly human...... I used to be a doctor, and when my woman was divorcing me, I was upset when I met a district chief who was going through the sterilization procedures. After giving the mayor an anesthetic, I cut open his vas deferens and grabbed it in my hand, and all of a sudden, my brain went blank.

Then a lot of jumbled images appeared in my mind, and my woman's wild man appeared. I saw that what I was holding on to was the same thing that cuckolded me as a wild man.

At that time, I was confused, thinking about what to do once I had the power in my hands, and I did the order! Shouting what dynasty Ma Han, Zhang Long and Zhao Hu bring knives! The little nurse quickly handed over the scalpel.

I took the scalpel, cut it beautifully, and threw the chief's dick in the operating tray at the little nurse's end. The little nurse was so frightened that she fainted and fell to the ground.

The district chief was calm, he was given anesthetic, and that time the anesthetic was used a lot. When the blood was red on the ground, the nurse who had fainted on the ground woke up at this time, and when she saw this scene, she screamed and ran out.

At the time, I laughed at the nurse, what was there to be afraid of? Cutting off your head is just like a hat blown by the wind, and a ligation operation scares you like this? There are so many benefits of this surgery! I want to sue the nurse, but there is no nurse around!

I told the district chief that sterilization has the following advantages: First, it can solve the problem of family planning. When I said this, the district chief nodded again and again, indicating that he very much agreed with my statement.

The second is to protect the essence and protect the virtuous! The mayor was deep in thought. That is, there is no approval, and there is no opposition.

The third is that you don't have to cuckold other men! When the district chief heard that something was wrong, he sat up, looked into the plate that the nurse had just served, and screamed in surprise, and then he looked at his own side, and there were only two weak testicles paralyzed inside.

Fourth, it can exercise people's will, and personally practice cutting off the head only as a wind blowing hat. The mayor of the district scolded: Put your fucking shit!

His scolding made me sober up.

I know I won't live long! The woman cuckolded me, divorced me, made a problem with my nerves, and cut the life of the district chief, I still want to live?

So, in an emergency, I wrote a will, and when I died, I was going to use my body for scientific research.

As soon as I raised the scalpel that had cut off the district chief's guy and cut my neck, the chief's family arrived and slashed half of my face, my right hand twice, and my left hand three times.

So, I died!

Later, I learned that I had been diagnosed by a medical examiner as having a nervous disorder and had injured others, and I had committed suicide.

Can such a conclusion be valid? It's okay for me to chop off half of my face, it's okay for me to chop off one of my hands, but how do I chop off my other hand?

My body was used for scientific research, and this is my will during my lifetime. It's your dad who is in charge of this research!

Your dad used a machine to make my heart beat again, and your dad transplanted the hand of a little girl who had died not long ago into mine.

I lost my left mind, and my right mind got super applied. Your dad asked me to research a virus that can cause disease and contagion, and asked me to create an antidote to this virus.

I did this qiē in your dad's basement! Since I have no left brain, my mind is simple and complex, and I obey your father's commands. I'm not the same person I used to be!

I lost half of my mind, and I also lost my ability to speak. I don't care about life or death. When I finish this mission, I'm going to die. This is your dad's program for planting in my body.

My mother, my children, all adopted by your father! Later, I heard that your father took my wife as someone else's wife, and occasionally adopted it, but since I lost half of my mind, it didn't matter! ”

Shui Shengxue hit his ribs with a bang, and his ribs were hit with pain: this guy doesn't know if it's a nervous disorder, making up this big mess!

He wanted to call his father to check, but he was afraid that his father would say that he was immature!

The white little hand on half of his face took the three pieces of paper, tore them into four pieces, rolled them, and then stuffed them into his mouth, chewed them with a creak, and swallowed them into his stomach.

"I want to know your specific plans!" The Water Saint wants to see what this guy is capable of? The so-called concurrently listening is clear and partial, and believing is dark, so he asked.

Half of his face took out a piece of white paper, and at the same time took out a white plastic bottle, put it on his desk, and wrote with his little white tender hand: "This is the antidote to the virus!" ”

The Water Sage took the antidote in his hand.

Half of his face began to write again: "Soon, in the northeast steering wheel, a small fishing village of the Cao family one hundred and seventy miles away from here, I will die there, and then, someone will have a high fever, and every ten days, one person will die!" There is no cure for people who are infected with this virus except for your antidote!

I'm the source of the infection! My blood and DNA have been changed by your father, so no one knows who I am in this world?

When encountering such a thing, the medical department will inevitably send a doctor to tackle the problem. Xiao Xingchen is a military doctor, as long as you can let Xiao Xingchen participate in this group, then it is only a matter of time before he dies!

This virus spreads very slowly, but because there is no cure, Xiao Xingchen will die unconsciously! Hehehehe~~~Hehehe~~~"

Half of his face can't laugh when he loses his voice, but he can write. Doctors, how can anyone who can't write? Fucking international jokes? Now that doctors are using computers to type, they have to be able to write! If you can't write, you have to be able to recognize it? Can't write or admit it, and play a ball?

Shui Shengxue looked at this guy with half of his face, according to what he said, he was a person who was about to die, and he could still laugh so happily! He is a little envious of half of the people now, a person who doesn't know what death is, how happy should it be?

What cancer? What about birds! What is uremia? What about birds! What cuckolding? What about birds! What's more money and less money? What about birds! What psoriasis plus ectopic pregnancy, it's all a problem!

Half of his face ate the new paper ball and covered it with a new piece of paper. He added: "All those who come into contact with this virus, just one word: death! Of course, you are different, you can take this antidote to detoxify, you can use this antidote to save people. Saving people is not the goal, it is to make a name! ”

When Shui Shengxue saw it, he trembled with excitement! No one has ever admired such a big person, not even his father, who is an expert in conspiracy and trickery! This time, in the face of his father's trick, he knew that ginger was still old and spicy, only to know that it was not as good as in the past, and only then did he know that he was not as good as his father. If you want to be better than blue, it will take time.

Half of his face kneaded and ate the paper, and covered it with a new one.

"Sir, your death is heavier than Tarzan! You wear this gold watch to show the respect of the younger generation! Xiao Xingchen took out a red box in the drawer of his desk, took out a golden watch, handed it over and said.

Half of the face stretched out the white and tender little hand of the little girl on the left side, and I don't know whose family it was, blocking the gold watch. On the right side, with the white and tender little hands of a little girl who doesn't know whose family, wrote on the white paper:

"I know your watch is positioning. However, Mr. Shui, have you ever thought that I am a dying person, who is cheaper with such a good watch? Besides, there is an extra gold watch, which gives the police an extra clue to investigate, why do you bother? If you want to locate it, do you see this little silver bell in my hand? It can also be used for positioning! ”

When the water saint saw it, he was so ashamed that he couldn't do it. The head kept looking at the ground, and subconsciously, where there was a good drill on the ground, he would drill into it, but where was the place to drill?

Half of his face waited for Shui Shengxue to finish reading, ate the paper, Luo Guo waist, white and tender little hands retracted into his sleeves, and swaggered towards the elevator on the sixty-sixth floor that led directly to the basement.