550. The Experience of Dating with the Great Sage (I)

Siyuan always had a feeling that his life had suddenly changed from a bloody appearance to a pink with pink eyes and bubbles.

The days that were originally tense day by day have also become leisurely, the children have not changed much, the little Qi is ghostly, the little Qi sister is smart and don't want it, and the little Qi brother always seems to be a maverick. The daughter-in-law became more and more unreasonable, and overbearingly controlled Siyuan's pocket money at fifty yuan a day, and if it was exceeded, she had to ask where the excess money went.

Probably the only change is that Siyuan has nothing to do with the castle tower from beginning to end, originally everything he did was done by the fox, and the fox finally fought with his senior sister and ended up reincarnated, but compared to the plot that Siyuan knew before, the fox's fate is not known to be much better, although he died, he immediately faked his death and was born, although he no longer knew Siyuan, but Siyuan knew that this was probably the best ending.

There are not a few people in the castle tower who know him, at least the second master knows everything, and as the second master's henchman, Chen Ming also left a memory of Siyuan.

During this time, they all came to visit Siyuan, chatted with him for a long, long time, and finally came to the conclusion that Siyuan can finally rest now.

There is no magic card, no power of time and space. Although the sequelae is that all kinds of monsters are running around, fortunately, the three great sages exist at the same time.

Of course, although Siyuan didn't want to have too much to do with the Great Sage, he couldn't escape an annoying little goblin. Kunpeng ...... This guy is definitely the most annoying Great Sage in history, not one of them. She will change tricks to torture Siyuan every day, either let him play her father to attend the school's parent fraternity, or let him play the role of her boyfriend to attend a blind date party, or let him play the driver to take her to pretend to be a force, or let him fight with a rich second generation to be jealous of himself.

At the beginning, Siyuan also played various roles seriously, after all, the other party was his own boss, and he was also a super boss. It's not easy to disobey the order, but in the end, he was really annoyed, and he began to avoid the Kunpeng Great Sage who was going to collapse from this annoying person.

Can...... In the end, the Great Sage, where can he dodge.

"So, you have to be responsible for me."

When Kunpeng caught Siyuan by a fish pond in the countryside, she said to Siyuan seriously: "The result of the change of time is that you withdraw from the world. But the price is that I have to shoulder the responsibility of being my guardian, and every great saint needs a guardian. ”

"The guardian of the mocking wind is the second master, right?"

"Yes."

"Who is that old Kirin?" Siyuan is probably the only person other than the Great Sage who can call the name of the Great Sage and despise it, after all, no one in the world knows as well as him that these so-called Great Sages are scoundrels of Dot: "That kind of pretending to be a coercion, you have a headache when you look at it." ”

After speaking, he also added: "It's more annoying than you." ”

"Well, there are some of them, and he also has a guardian, but it's just an unimportant small role." Kunpeng sat on Siyuan's sun lounger with Erlang's legs crossed: "It's not important at all. ”

Siyuan took off his sunglasses, picked up the thermos cup and took a sip of tea: "In your eyes." I'm afraid no one is a big player who is important. ”

"Yes." Kunpeng supported his chin with his hand and looked at Siyuan with slanted eyes: "You." ”

"I'm sorry, but I didn't have a good time." Siyuan turned his head sideways: "I can introduce you to the young and handsome little brother." ”

"That's fine, but only if someone can touch me. I am reduced because of you, and the only one who can touch me in this world is you, can you solve this? ”

"Nope." Siyuan sighed and threw down the fishing rod: "Say, what do you want me to do?" ”

"You're really not interesting at all. It's earthy and uninteresting. Kunpeng pouted unhappily, her small size was rendered by the sunset. It's really a delicate and cute little girl, no matter who sees her, they can't think that she is a super old monster who spans eras and time.

Siyuan lit a cigarette and took a leisurely puff: "Boss, if you let people see me like this, they will misunderstand that I am a pervert." ”

Kunpeng glanced down at his flat body and snorted resentfully: "I shouldn't have let that guy with bad tastes reshape my body at that time, I want to keep it like this for I don't know how many years." Everyone thought I was a junior high school student. ”

"It's still the first year of junior high school." Siyuan didn't mind scratching her wounds at all: "I don't know what is wrong with those chasing you, bad taste." ”

"You're enough!" Kunpeng stood up and pointed at Siyuan: "You can't do it!" Just ask you if you want to do it! ”

"Do it, do it, whatever the boss says, I will do it." Siyuan took off his sunglasses and hung them on Kunpeng's face: "But now, I'm hungry." Let's go. Go eat first. ”

There is a farmhouse on the edge of the fish pond, which is considered a Siyuan industry, especially in the countryside for the local restaurant in the city, but in recent years, this place has made far more money than the restaurants in the city, mainly because the hot springs were dug out when digging and digging, and instantly changed from a farmhouse to a tall hot spring resort center, and many rich bosses will bring those unidentified girlfriends here to steal a joy or something, safe and romantic.

But seriously, Siyuan is full of reluctance to eat with the great sage around him in this kind of place, because eighty percent of the people who come here are here...... And when those people saw Siyuan with such a junior high school student, they were either stunned or quietly gave a thumbs up.

"Do you know that I'm already a well-known pervert in the circle now?" Siyuan ignored the eyes of the people around him as much as possible, and said to the Great Sage with a helpless face: "You really ruined my reputation. ”

"Isn't that good?" Kunpeng didn't care at all, and stuffed his head from Siyuan's bowl: "Anyway, you should get used to it." ”

"There's food on the table, so can't you stretch it forward a little bit? Do you have to get it from me? ”

"I like it, can you handle it?"

The willfulness of the great sage has no reason, the temper comes as soon as it is said, the key is not to allow people to lose their temper with her, Siyuan can only caress his forehead and is speechless. Let that guy do some weird things.

"By the way, does that mean that after I changed the time at that time, the timeline changed again?" Siyuan has been trying to see what happened after he changed the time for the last time, but every time Kunpeng gave a perfunctory look: "What exactly has it changed, I think I need an answer, at least draw me a schematic diagram for me." ”

originally thought that this question meeting would still be perfunctory by Kunpeng, but I didn't expect this seemingly immature but old mess of the great sage to suddenly fall silent. Then he solemnly broke a chopstick into many knots.

"This chopstick is like the path of time, and now we divide it into six ABCDEF segments from beginning to end. A represents the period from when you inherited the Wanling card to the first time you changed the time to stop the earthquake, and B represents the section from the first time you changed the time to the second time to send Mochou back to the Tang Dynasty. C represents the period from the second time you change time to the third time and go back trying to save your friend. D stands for the part from the time you failed to save your friend to the time you turned back to wake up the Kirin. E represents the resurrection of the unicorn to the part where the mocking wind was sent in to change history in the realm of opening Qishan, and F represents the present. Kunpeng's expression was very solemn: "The time you see is like this, ABCDEFG, right?" But the real time course is DAEBCF, so can you understand that? In this way, time still holds true and can still be a straight line. But many things are completely different. The fine-tuning of the details starts to be messed up between you and the Kirin. On the line of time, you and the unicorn influence each other, and in the case of pulling each other, you create the present you see. And the future will continue to move on the basis of the present, because you don't know what will happen in the future, so even if the past changes, the future is a given. ”

"Then it is also an established fact that you will become my son's stepmother?"

Siyuan quickly squirted out this sentence for a while, but he regretted it as soon as he finished speaking...... Sure enough, after he finished speaking. The thick-skinned Kunpeng was silent, blinking with his head down, his face flushed.

"I just said it casually......" Siyuan hurriedly explained: "Don't get me wrong, I don't mean anything strange." ”

"Get out!"

The Great Sage's words made Siyuan run away, but then he was dragged back by the belt: "Come back." ”

"Yes, yes, I'm back."

"I haven't finished eating, you dare to run?"

"Don't dare, don't dare."

"Eat!"

"Yes yes yes ......"

A meal was rather awkward. I don't know if it's the word stepmother that makes Da Yu uncomfortable, and she naturally has to think far from being uncomfortable when she is uncomfortable.

But it's embarrassing though. It's not that it's not without gains, at least today the Great Sage explained to himself the one-stop process of time change, although many branches are no longer the process that Siyuan is familiar with, but the general direction doesn't seem to have changed much, but the specific results make Siyuan a little painful.

Of course, he didn't plan to mix anymore. After all, he doesn't have much left now, hahaha......

"It's not like you don't have any abilities, you still have me!" Kunpeng suddenly laughed: "I am your talisman, whoever dares to bully my little brother, I can give him heavenly punishment!" ”

Siyuan turned his head and patted the head of the small but domineering messy Great Sage: "Thank you." ”

"You're welcome." The Great Sage held his head high. Very cute look: "Being the boss should have covered the younger brother." ”

Once upon a time, Siyuan always thought that the Great Sage was extremely cold and high, until this evil star and the Qilin pretended to be a coercion appeared, he didn't know that the Great Sage was this dick, the Great Sage is really a very good existence, they must remain neutral, a little willful on this basis, in fact, it is also very cute.

However, Siyuan also knows that although these guys are easy to bully, they must not try to attack, because they represent the world itself, it can be said that it is the will of the world, although they are very peaceful, their strength is absolutely incomprehensibly powerful.

"By the way, what the hell are you trying me to do?"

"My roommate...... Said that he was going to introduce me to a handsome guy tomorrow, I was annoyed and embarrassed to refuse, so tomorrow you have to help me solve this problem. ”

"Me?" Siyuan pointed to himself in surprise: "A middle-aged man who is earthy and boring? ”

"How can you be considered middle-aged! It's especially popular now, okay, handsome uncle, you are handsome uncle! I don't care, you're going to have to pop their eyeballs out for me tomorrow, those little! ”

"The Great Sage can't speak foul language."

"You're still taking care of me?" The Great Sage girl crossed her hands on her hips: "Hurry up and admit your mistake!" Otherwise I'm going to get angry. ”

"If you're angry, you'll be angry, and if you're angry, go back to sleep honestly, and just get up asleep." Siyuan's face was full of indifference: "Oh, that's right. Drink plenty of hot water. ”

"Qi Siyuan! You're a big bastard! (To be continued.) )