NO.010 Prince Charming Li Muge!
If Li Muge is a director or producer who is determined to shoot action movies or female action movies, then at this moment, when he sees two little girls rushing towards him with thunder and then jumping high with a flying leg, he will definitely clap his hands and shout, it is indeed a genius!
But it is obvious that Li Muge is not, at least Li Muge does not have the idea of directing an action movie by himself at present, and the target of these two girls' attacks is obviously the second brother who has been with him for many years, so Li Muge is not in such a good mood at all, so he simply hid aside, and then picked up his clothes and ran upstairs.
Li Muge, who went upstairs and ran to Ha Zhiyuan's room, was very disdainful of himself, he was really too cowardly, this is obviously his own home, why do you want to be so cowardly? Just now, I should have said righteously, "What do you see?" I've never seen your parents give birth! β
Of course, if this kind of obvious death, Li Muge, a protagonist of the new era with high IQ and high EQ, will definitely not be like this, so Li Muge is in line with the code of conduct that adults don't care about villains, and handsome guys don't push little Lori, and they are very generous in deciding to put those two little girls a yard, and now the most important thing is Ha Ji Yuan!
Damn, the pants were taken off just now, and they came in, this feeling of being half-up and down is really too uncomfortable, so Li Muge coughed twice and pushed Ha Zhiyuan, who was hiding in the quilt and pretending to be an ostrich, when he saw the other party lying on the chuang and showing his proud curves, Li Muge felt that this was actually not bad, since the other party likes to play this blindfolded tone, Li Muge felt that it was better to cooperate, after all, the joy of the boudoir, everyone understands each other.
"Who is considerate of you! I obviously just don't want to do it! Ha Ji Won lifted the sheet covering his head and angrily knocked off Li Muge's pig paws.
"Cut!" Li Muge lay on his side next to Ha Ji Won with a disappointed face, and then hugged Ha Ji Won and looked at the ceiling.
That night, Li Muge was kicked out by Ha Ji Won, and Li Muge, who was bored, couldn't bear to have a girl in the room who couldn't touch. In addition, the miserable situation of the girl who didn't come back, picked up her clothes angrily and shouted into the room like a little child, "I sue you!" I'm going to go out and fool around tonight! I'm going to find someone to drink and get drunk and not go home! β
"Get out of here!" Ha Zhiyuan's very cold voice came from the room, which made Li Muge very hurt, but the words had already been spoken, and at this moment, he was cheeky enough to say that what he just said was a fart Li Muge was embarrassed, so he could only leave the villa weakly in the eyes of the two stinky girls.
Tonight, Kim Tae-hee is going back to his house to get together with his parents, Lee Hyo-ri goes to Jeju Island to catch the announcement, and Son Ye-jin goes to Vietnam and doesn't know what to promote, Li Muge didn't listen carefully, but he just felt that Li Muge didn't even want to know about that place in Vietnam.
Li Muge, who was very bored, drove his sports car that almost said that Lao Tzu was very rich, and stopped to whistle when he saw his sister. Then I saw that there was a girl who was willing to get in the car, and she gave a middle finger and left in a dashing manner, Li Muge had done one thing in her previous life, that is, she borrowed her boss's super luxury car and parked it at the door of an art college, but what was embarrassing was that there was no woman who came up and asked "How to go in 1912" and other provocative words, Li Muge was very hurt at the time, so he asked himself a rich and handsome friend, and the other party opened his mouth and said, "You look like you are driving for someone else, You're stupid to be someone else's girl, what kind of business are you not smart to do these days? Li Muge could only nod his head to indicate that he had gained knowledge.
After reminiscing about the 'happy' times in my previous life. Li Muge unconsciously came to the riverside, because this side is not a particularly good place, so now it seems a little quiet at night, Li Muge parked the car by the river and prepared to look at the scenery 13. I thought that it would be nice if I had a cigarette now, but Li Muge, who was not in the village and had no store in the past, could only give up this plan gloomily.
"Sir! Don't think about it! Just when Li Muge was in a daze, a girl's scream suddenly came from behind, Li Muge looked left and right and found that no one around wanted to jump into the river. When he was thinking like this, he suddenly felt that he was slammed in the back, Li Muge shook his body slightly, then turned to look at the girl behind him, and scratched his head strangely.
It is obvious that this girl is treating Li Muge as a person who wants to commit suicide. So hurriedly rushed over to save himself, Li Muge felt that it was too rare to have such a zealous person in this society now, in order to hit this girl, lest this girl prematurely see the disharmony of society and become a person as indifferent as the general public, Li Muge felt that he had better sacrifice himself and make a cameo appearance as a person who wanted to commit suicide.
"Don't stop me!" LI MUGE'S VOICE SUDDENLY BECAME HOARSE AND LOW, AND HIS TONE WAS FULL OF SUPPRESSED ANGER AND UNWILLINGNESS, REVEALING A TRACE OF DEEP DESPAIR BY THE WAY, GOODJOB, I AM A GENIUS, LOOK AT MY BROTHER'S ACTING SKILLS. "I don't have anything left, the company is bankrupt, what's the point of me staying in this world."
"Agassi, don't! Look at the fact that you still drive such a good car, you must be a particularly talented person, and you will definitely make a comeback! The girl's voice was full of nervousness, because it was already late at night, so the girl couldn't see what Li Muge looked like, but listening to the voice, it should be a middle-aged person, so the girl said while holding Li Muge's clothes tightly, so as to prevent the person in front of her from jumping down without thinking about it.
You're Agassi! Your whole family is Agassi! Lao Tzu is so young and chic, your sister's Garcy!
Li Muge complained silently, but acting had to play a full set, Li Muge was unmoved, and sighed deeply, "Do you know, little girl, although we are meeting for the first time, there are really few people like you who are so enthusiastic, do you know what I did after I went bankrupt?" I begged the people I had helped before, that they would lend me a little bit of capital, and you must know that the amount I borrowed from them was nothing compared to the amount of money I had helped them before, but what about them! They!!! The voice was full of intense anger! The oppressive atmosphere made the girl feel some empathy.
"For so many years, I've been crawling the web non-stop! It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous, in the end, I don't even have a friend to make friends with! Hahaha! You said! Li Muge was obviously in the play, and suddenly turned to look at the girl, "You sue me!" Huh? How are you! β
Oh my god! Why did this girl get here, Nima. It's almost 11 o'clock now, okay, there's no store in front of the village here, and it's been so long away from their company, how did this girl come over? No, no, now is not the time to focus on this issue, I should find out where the time machine is? Ah, I heard that the new season of Gintama has a time machine, should I borrow it?
Li Muge was sweating profusely and turned his brain, and at this moment, after the girl in front of him was initially stunned, she looked at Li Muge in front of her with her hands on her chest very angrily, shaking her head back and forth while looking at it. The disdain in his eyes was about to stab Li Muge.
"Ahem, isn't this my deer, how can I have time to come over for a walk today, it's so good for the weather, I should come out for a walk and breathe the air by the river." Li Muge crooked his mouth and wanted to laugh but couldn't, and said dryly.
"You keep dancing, you keep acting, what's the point of going bankrupt, what's the point of being alive. It's fun to deceive people, isn't it? Lin Yun'er looked at Li Muge with disgust, and then said in a weird manner.
"Hehe, you can't blame me, I'm just looking at the scenery, and you're rushing over in such a hurry. In order not to disappoint you, I can only act like this, and I'm also very lucky. Li Muge said cheekily, but it was obvious that the other party would not let Li Muge go so lightly.
Lin Yun'er sighed very deeply, and then patted Li Muge's shoulder. "Uncle I know you're boring, but you're like this"
What made Li Muge a little uncomfortable was that Lin Yun'er just sighed. Without saying anything, he turned away and said, "Wait! Li Muge went up and grabbed Lin Yun'er, and said with a wry smile, "What? Still mad at me? β
"Let go of me!" Lin Yun'er's tone is not very intense, but it has a strong strangeness, just like walking on the street with a fan who is desperately entangled, and then the star is very impatient.
"I'm a little guy who hasn't debuted yet, how dare I be angry with you, you must know that you can decide our life and death with one sentence, how dare I be angry with you in this situation, besides, the rich have nothing to do and pretend to deceive little girls, not to mention reality, there are a lot of acts on TV, I have long been used to it."
"Hey!" Li Muge was obviously a little unhappy, "That incident, I know I didn't do it properly, but Kim Tae-hee is my fiancΓ©e, how could I casually agree to your company's conditions in that situation!" β
"So you don't care about the nine of us at all, do you? That's right, the nine of us later got a lot of benefits from you, thanks to your clothes, and we also enjoyed a lot of attention for your album sales, but you know, that's not what we want! β
Lin Yun'er turned around and yelled at Li Muge loudly, "I warn you! You are not allowed to appear in front of us in the future! We hate you! Taeyeon and I hate you the most! β
After speaking, he broke free of Li Muge, and then ran away without looking back.
Hey, hey! What's going on with this kind of romance-like unfolding?
Li Muge stood in place and complained for a while, and then felt a little uneasy, after all, it would be bad if there was any accident in this little girl at such a late hour, so Li Muge got in the car and followed. The kind of plot that I don't need to use transportation here, and I prefer to chase my sister with two legs, will not be put on Li Muge's body.
But after a while, Li Muge saw Lin Yun'er trotting all the way to a junction, and secretly laughed in his heart that this girl was running really fast, but then Li Muge couldn't laugh.
Hey, it's really fake, it's really the same as a Korean drama.
At this moment, on the other side of the street, it was obvious that a car was rushing over at an abnormal speed, and Lin Yun'er was really unaware at the moment.
Damn it! Nima, who wrote this script, do you know innovation!
In this case, Li Muge was still in the mood to complain, but Li Muge's movements were not slow at all, he slapped the steering wheel hard, and then slammed the accelerator with his right foot, and rushed towards the car on the opposite side that obviously didn't know what the traffic rules were.
Lin Yun'er just rushed to the middle of the road and found that something was wrong, she didn't seem to be looking at the traffic light just now, and when Lin Yun'er stopped, she found that there was a speeding car next to her at the moment, and Lin Yun'er, who was only a teenager, was stunned on the spot, Lin Yun'er looked at the car in front of her in a daze, and her head was blank.
Sou! A sports car that was obviously N times more luxurious than the other party jumped out from behind Lin Yun'er and rushed towards the other party's Hyundai sports car, when the two cars were about to collide, the Maserati changed direction slightly, and then staggered slightly, and then hit the front side of the Hyundai trot, and then the Maserati speed did not decrease at all, and the Hyundai supercar was squeezed to the other side, and the Maserati suddenly braked sharply and spun in place, and stopped in front of Lin Yun'er without any difference.
Opening the car door, Li Muge came out of it with a smile, but there was a little wolf bèi, his forehead was rubbed a little, and some blood remained. Li Muge was a little unhappy, he had known this situation and Lao Tzu would have opened the fifteenth knight, after all, although Maserati is also a luxury car family, but when it comes to collision resistance, it is not good to say, and some taxis can fight it.
Li Muge walked in front of Lin Yun'er, "I'm sorry, we have a meeting!" β
Lin Yun'er looked at Li Muge who got out of the car in a daze, the corners of her mouth moved twice but she didn't say anything, but Lin Yun'er kept making a thought in her heart at the moment, "So handsome!" (To be continued......)
PS: Regarding my description of the collision between two cars, everyone can just watch it and enjoy it, don't take it seriously.