NO.011 Long time no see!
There are many people in this world who will not give you the opportunity to pretend to be 13 and slap your face, and this kind of person naturally has a sixth sense of staying away from things like trouble. [Well, although it is lofty, it is actually a normal state for ordinary people to be afraid of being involved in any trouble, and Li Muge in his previous life was also like this, so he saw the other party's small sports car hit the side and then came down to take a look at Li Muge, and then simply got into the car and disappeared, Li Muge shook his head amusefully and didn't catch up, after all, his main purpose was to make Lin Yun'er safe.
Li Muge saw that Lin Yun'er was a little sluggish, and her body naturally made a stumbling move, as if she was about to fall, Lin Yun'er suddenly stepped forward nervously and helped Li Muge, Li Muge's heart was very dark, although she was a little girl, she looked like a hemp pole, but she was also a young girl, and it felt good to be held, which made my brother have a strange sense of excitement when he was in junior high school and secretly touched a girl's thigh (hey, this is a pervert!). )
Lin Yun'er helped Li Muge to the car, and then naturally got into the driver's seat, in Li Muge's strange gaze, Lin Yun'er started Li Muge's car a little clumsy and then drove up tremblingly.
"You know how to drive?" Li Muge asked strangely, and after speaking, he complained that he was a little speechless.
"Well, it's a little bit, but it's my father's pickup truck, and I'm a little unfamiliar with your car." Lin Yun'er stared at the road ahead very nervously, her head was very stiff and motionless, and Li Muge was a little funny.
Along the way, due to Lin Yuner's nervousness, Li Muge didn't stimulate him anymore, at Li Muge's insistence, Lin Yuner still listened to Li Muge's words and obediently sent herself downstairs to S.M's dormitory, and then honestly returned to the dormitory, but this time Lin Yuner paid a lot of attention, at least a long way from the dormitory, and then returned to the dormitory like a spy along the way. Li Muge was funny and lying in the car to watch Lin Yun'er perform.
Just now, Lin Yun'er said to Li Muge before getting out of the car: "Li Muge xi." The song you sang last time on the show was great! ”
It seems that his relationship with Lin Yun'er has warmed up a bit. That's a good sign.
"But when it comes to singing, it seems that I went there once, Yang Juhua, that guy seems to have a lot of opinions about me, now?" Li Muge leaned against the car window and then looked at Lin Yun'er's distant figure, and muttered in his mouth.
I don't know why Li Muge suddenly forgot why he appeared outside, shouldn't he stay at home comfortably now and hold his daughter-in-law to watch TV or play games? Why did you remember that you suddenly ran outside and met Lin Yun'er? Oops, oops, it's weird, I don't want to. (Hey, you've been gone for so many days, and you're just going to explain the past so lightly!) )
Anyway, it's not a person, and I'm also a person who has a daughter-in-law, although I haven't got a certificate, it is estimated that getting a certificate is also a no-brainer. Li Muge still drove home honestly, pushed open the door and found that the two little girls were honestly sitting in the guest room watching TV, not at all like they usually played, Li Muge suddenly laughed, "Ouch, do you suddenly feel ashamed to disturb Oba's good deeds?" Tsk, I can't imagine that you are still a little ashamed, Eun, worthy of praise. ”
"What's good?" Just when Li Muge had nothing to say. Suddenly, Li Muge's familiar voice came from the kitchen behind Li Muge, Li Muge turned his head, and from this short head turning movement, Li Muge's expression changed from a cheap smile at the beginning to a sluggish face, and then to a scowling face, and then instantly turned into a scared pee, and finally froze into a dog-legged expression.
His acting skills are high. Let the two little girls sitting opposite them look shocked.
No matter how high his acting skills are, he is afraid of kitchen knives, and Li Muge is no exception.
Li Mengxi smiled and shook the kitchen knife in his hand to watch Li Muge's performance, but when he saw the abrasions on Li Muge's forehead and a large piece of blood that had solidified, his eyes suddenly narrowed. Li Muge even had a hallucination. Li Mengxi's eyes on the other side were about to turn into the eyes of the devil of death.
"Don't frighten the two little girls, besides, what's the big deal with this injury." Li Muge walked over with a look that you were too serious, and then patted Li Mengxi's head with a smile. Then he was slapped off by Li Mengxi, picked up the phone and was about to start checking, "Since you don't say it, then I'll check it myself." ”
"Hey, hey~~~ Relax and relax!" Li Muge smiled and took Li Mengxi's mobile phone away, Li Mengxi pinched it fiercely, Li Muge found that the other party would not return his mobile phone, so he could only glance at Li Muge with hatred.
"Don't think about calling that person right away when you get back." Li Muge pinched Li Mengxi's face and said seriously, "There are still two little girls here, you can't be sunny." ”
Li Mengxi glanced at the two little girls who had been frightened by herself, and pouted, of course Li Mengxi, who was arrogant in her heart, would not say anything to apologize, so she could only run back to the kitchen silently.
It may be that Ha Ji Won, who has been hiding upstairs and pretending to be an ostrich when he heard the movement downstairs, probably also thought of the realization that he would have to face it sooner or later, and it was better to die early than later, so he came down from the upstairs slowly. What made Ha Zhiyuan a little relaxed was that the two little girls didn't grimace at themselves, but soon Ha Zhiyuan found something strange, these two usually very lively little girls were nesting together timidly at the moment, and glanced at Li Muge, who kept squeezing his eyebrows at the two little girls, "What's wrong with these two people?" ”
"Oh nothing, I was scared by my old sister." Li Muge said casually, and then Ha Zhiyuan saw a flash of silver light.
"Hey, hey, hey! You're going to kill someone! Li Muge caught it with one hand, and Ha Zhiyuan saw clearly at this moment that it turned out to be a kitchen knife, oh, kitchen knife, I thought what was it...
Wait, kitchen knives??!!!
Ha Ji Won stared at the things in Li Mu's singer with wide eyes, yes, although it costs a lot, but this is indeed a kitchen knife!
These two siblings ......
Ha Ji Won suddenly understood why the two little girls were scared like this.
Ha Ji Won is really curious, how these two people grew up so healthy and big, and it is really incredible that they have grown so big without missing arms or legs.
Seeing that Ha Ji Won had come down, Li Mengxi didn't have anything, nodded slightly, and then continued to go to the kitchen, which surprised Ha Ji Won. Sneakily ran to Li Muge's side and stabbed Li Muge, "Your sister knows how to cook?" ”
Li Muge had an expression on his face that you only knew, "My sister's cooking skills are at the level of scum, and I learned them from her." ”
Ha Ji Won had a lost face, I lost the expression, I couldn't imagine that this legendary eldest lady with a terrifying reputation in the upper circle would actually make a good dish, after Ha Ji Won was sad, he suddenly felt strangely that he seemed to be a little less estranged from Li Mengxi. It turns out that the other party is also an ordinary woman with her hands dipped in spring water.
[No, no, no, she is definitely not an ordinary woman! ] Li Muge roared very loudly in his heart.
Maybe it's because Li Mengxi is there, the two little girls are very cowardly and eating honestly with their heads on their stomachs. is not picky eater, and he doesn't find fault, so Li Muge doesn't listen to the sigh, the wicked have their own wicked grinding, it seems that in the future, I have to invite the old sister to come over from time to time to visit the town, after all, since these two little girls have seen themselves ugly a few times, they are less and less concerned about themselves. As a Li Muge who is full of machismo, this is definitely the greatest contempt for himself, so ......
Li Muge felt more and more that he needed to find an opportunity to let these two little girls know. What a terrible man he is.
"What are you doing here alone?" Li Mengxi glanced at Li Muge strangely.
"Ahh Li Muge scratched his hair and said with a dogged face.
"Eat well, don't mumble." Li Mengxi said casually, and then got up. "I've eaten, and I'll leave first."
"Huh!" Li Muge stood up and just wanted to speak.
"Shut up! Don't meddle in this matter. Li Mengxi said without looking back, Li Muge nodded brightly and sat back in place.
After Li Mengxi left, Ha Ji Yuan immediately looked at Li Muge strangely. "You went out just now, why did you have bruises on your head, it looks like your sister didn't make it just now."
"No, no, no. I'll tell you, oh, that's right. Li Muge immediately bragged to Ha Ji Yuan about his heroic deeds just now, and then bragged while blowing, and his eyebrows danced in front of the two little girls.
"Okay, okay", Ha Zhiyuan angrily interrupted Li Muge to continue to play the comparison, and looked at Li Muge funny, "That means that the injury on your head is for the little girl named Lin Yun'er?" I can't see it, it turns out that you don't mention the two you still have at home, and you still want to hook up outside? ”
Li Muge looked at Ha Zhiyuan's smiling appearance, and suddenly touched his head a little embarrassed, "How come, there are these two little girls who want to have no breasts or no buttocks, so I won't take a fancy to it." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he was beaten up by two little girls. Obviously, Li Muge felt that the reason why the other party was angry was just that he said that they had no breasts and no ass.
After eating, Li Muge just wanted to hug Ha Zhiyuan to continue what was interrupted today, but was suddenly interrupted by Yang Xianshuo's phone call, Li Muge was too lazy to pay attention, but the other party was obviously in a hurry, and he insisted on calling after being hung up three times by Li Muge, Li Muge had no choice but to connect the phone angrily.
"Speed to the company! There's something urgent! After Yang Xianshuo finished speaking in a hurry, he hung up the phone, Li Muge looked at the phone in a daze, and then looked at Ha Zhiyuan with an expression of whether this guy had taken the wrong medicine.
"Let's go and see, I guess it's really urgent." Ha Zhiyuan angrily pushed Li Muge.
Li Muge stood up weakly with his head drooping, saw the two little girls watching the TV series in the living room, and decided that he couldn't let these two little girls be so comfortable, so he decided to strain the two little girls to go out with him to suffer. (To be continued.)
ps: The following is not the text, many people say that I have a tj, but I really don't. As I said before, I changed jobs, I was a public food eater and transferred to the current financial industry, there are really a lot of things to learn, every time I want to write something, I look at the securities and fund books next to me, and I have to force myself to continue reading. And if there are people who do this business, they must know that it is common for this job to work overtime at night or something, so it's not that I don't want to change it, but I really don't have time, I said that I will stick to it, and I will definitely stick to it. To those who are still supporting me, I can only say thank you and sorry! The first chapter is sent after two months of interruption!