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To be honest, it feels great to be called "Lord Demon" in a respectful tone by a beautiful girl! And the girl's cringe-eyed attitude inevitably makes men inevitably have a kind of idea in their hearts that "they can do whatever they want with her".

Lin Bai suddenly understood why the ancient emperors were all lustful and cruel, and they were all used to being given by their status. Let's take the current situation as an example, the girl in front of her worships him as the emperor, no matter what she does to her, she doesn't dare to resist at all, under such a premise, it is really difficult for a man to restrain himself.

Lin Bai couldn't help but think in his heart: dragging this flower demon into the small black room and ruining it fiercely, it seems that there is no problem, it will not be sued in court, and it will not be resisted by her, it is simply a simple matter.

Fortunately, Lin Bai is Lin Bai, after all, he was not affected by the temptation of the identity of the demon king, and said to the Yunjunihua demon with a smile: "Don't call me Lord Demon King here, if you are heard by others, they will laugh at me, you can call me Xiaobai in the future, do you hear?" ”。 He had always called himself the king in front of the Juniper Flower Demon, but now he had changed his words to "I", which would seem a little more normal.

"Yes! Little white adult. ”

This flower demon is happy when he speaks, it is obviously a "small" white, but he wants to add a "big" person to the back, what kind of trouble is this small and big one going to make? Lin Bai glared at her angrily: "Go to the backyard to find a sister named Blood Phoenix No. 4, ask her for a set of maid clothes, don't wander around in burlap clothes, shame." ”

"Yes! Little white adult. ”

The Juniper Flower Demon obediently went to find the black female samurai.

Lin Bai sat bored by the hot spring. Watch the female demon king change her tricks and advertise her movie in the live broadcast hall. Her cute appearance, if she is seen by the monsters in the demon world, I don't know how many glasses will be broken.

It didn't take long. The black samurai rushed from the kitchen and shouted, "Oh my God! Xiaobai, where did you find this new maid? Oh, my God! I can't stand her anymore. ”

Lin Baiqi said: "What's wrong?" ”

The black warrior said indignantly: "Just now I was about to wash the dishes, but your new maid suddenly rushed forward and desperately hugged the faucet and refused to let me wash the dishes. Say I'm wasting water, how can I wash the dishes without meowing? ”

Lin Bai wiped his sweat. At this time, the Juniper Flower Demon also came over, and when she ran to Lin Bai, she cried and said, "Lord Xiaobai, this maid sister should wash the dishes with clean water. God, it's such a waste, I can't see it, she's trying to kill me. ”

The black samurai was furious and said, "Isn't it possible to use sewage to wash dishes without clean water?" ”

"Just use sewage. I saw some black water in the gutter. That's what you do! ”

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The black female samurai didn't know what to say for a while.

Lin Bai didn't know what to say......

After a long while, Lin Bai smiled bitterly and said, "Forget it, let's put down the dishwashing in advance." ”

The black female warrior nodded: "Then I'll mop the floor......"

After a while, there was another argument in the bathroom, and then the black female warrior rushed over again and said indignantly, "Oh my God, that woman won't let me wet the mop with water...... How the hell am I going to mop the floor? Xiaobai, where did you get such a weird maid? Get rid of her! It's enough for me to have a maid in this house. The new kid is just adding to the chaos. ”

Lin Bai had no choice but to cough dryly twice and said, "People are country children, and they have never seen tap water." Ahem, it'll get better slowly. ”——

The promotion of the epic fantasy blockbuster "Blade of Darkness" has finally begun, and this time not only the female demon king, but also the film company and theater have also worked together. The producer named Huang Lei and the young director named Lin Ruiqing, after filming "Decadent Peanuts" last time, have become a little famous in the industry, so their new film has also attracted much attention, and UME Theater immediately negotiated a schedule with them.

There are a lot of highlights of this movie, first of all, the overlord flower appeared, this mysterious woman has been shooting some messy small advertisements since she leaked a video of playing man-eating flowers, and she has never made any big moves in front of the public, but her unique demeanor has always been talked about by people, and many people have expressed interest in hearing that she has participated in this movie.

The second attraction is the golden double gunman, after playing the villain in "Decadent Peanuts", her wild cowboy style has been greatly appreciated by young people, and even some professional film critics are optimistic about her skills, thinking that she will become a promising star, this time in "Dark Blade" she will play the role of an upright female knight, this news has detonated the enthusiasm of quite a lot of audiences, and many people will enter the cinema for her.

Of course, the real attraction is actually the real-life monster war, and the highly realistic picture is far from being comparable to the special effects made by the computer in "The Lord of the Rings", but ...... Before the audience entered the cinema, they didn't believe in the special effects of this movie at all, and most people thought that the special effects of domestic films could not catch up with Hollywood, so no one expected the special effects of this movie.

Lin Bai doesn't care about these things, he only cares about whether his 199o investment can be recovered! The investment this time is very large, which is simply astronomical for a silk, and there are no masked heroes in it, so it can't start a fan economy, and the fans of the female demon king don't know how much box office it can support, Lin Bai's heart is really a little bottomless.

"You're still laughing?" Lin Bai scolded at the heartless female demon king: "If you lose money on this investment, I won't let you go." ”

The female demon king ignored him and swiped her fan site with a grin.

"Don't take my threats lightly." Lin Bai said viciously: "I won't talk to you for three months." ”

This threat finally scared the female demon king, she liked Lin Bai very much to talk to her, because the days when no one spoke were very lonely, as if she was staying alone in the empty demon king city, that kind of life was what she was most afraid of, so she had to say: "Okay, okay." Isn't it just 199o million, if you really lose, this king will make money and pay you back. ”

"You're so lazy. Where can I make money? Lin Bai pouted.

The female demon king snorted: "It's a big deal, this king sells himself to pay off his debts, right?" If you lose money this time, this king will pay you for sleeping. ”

"Do you think sleeping with me is worth 1.99o million? The most expensive chicken in the world can't afford to sell it at that price. Lin Bai muttered dissatisfiedly, but he was secretly thinking in his heart: Wow, is it really fake? This ghost woman must be talking nonsense, but ...... In case what she said was true...... It's miserable, why am I looking forward to losing money in my movie? Is this still a normal investor mentality?

That night, someone from Lin Bai's family came to visit. The two maids, the Juniper Flower Demon and the Black Female Samurai, went out to greet them together, and the future people were invited into the hall. The guest was a pale white old man with a wrinkled face. I don't know how long I lived, wearing a suit and carrying a large travel suit......

"Who are you?" Lin Bai asked, "Could it be that he sells insurance?" Have the nearest insurance companies started hiring Westerners? ”。

The old white man smiled and said, "My name is John Stark, the current head of 'Stark Industries'. That is, the current Iron Man. The ancestor Iron Man Tony Stark is my ancestor, and I heard that the Manchurian came to the human world to make trouble, so I also came over to take a look. ”

"I'm rubbing, Iron Man is so old?" Lin Bai was taken aback: "What the hell is the Justice League doing?" The heroes are either old men, or unreliable little girls like women and female courageous men, and there is no one who is in the prime of life and can fight? ”

The old man smiled and said, "There's no way, the Justice League is withering...... You must know that everyone is busy making money to make girls these days. Who has the leisure to do anything as a hero, it's not very interesting! The Justice League can only play the old man's fun. Fool the little girl, people in the prime of life refuse to join. ”

"Huh? I like the way you speak. "Lin Baixian, this old man is very down-to-earth.

In fact, the ancestor Iron Man Tony Stark is a playboy and a crazy person, his private life and personal style are not very decent, and his descendants seem to have a similar style, and it is normal for him to have a good chat with Lin Bai.

The old man said very chicly: "I'll explain my intention directly, the Justice League sent me to the human world to deal with Lord Man, but I think it's not bad to come to the world to take a vacation, so I came happily, in short, if Lord Man doesn't come out, let's have fun together, and when he comes out, he will clean up, right...... You can't be too serious about being a level hero, you can fool the alliance if you can, it's all messing around anyway, what do you say? ”

Lin Bai was overjoyed: "Old man, you are quite on the road, I like it!" But well...... I think the first thing we need to talk about is the rent and food expenses for you living with me...... You're a Monopoly, you shouldn't be bad for money, right? ”

The old man smiled: "Of course! After speaking, he slapped a thick stack of rice dollars, at least 100,000 yuan.

Lin Bai was overjoyed, the money, it's still rice dollars, and it's a lot of money. Drove the old man to the backyard to find a room by himself, Lin Bai held a stack of rice dollars and was about to go to the bank to exchange HuΓ n into soft sister coins (RMB), and after walking a few steps, she ran into a black female warrior sweeping the floor at the gate, she looked at Lin Bai holding a thick stack of money in her hand, and said strangely: "What are you going to do?" ”

"Brother, I'm rich, and I got a big stack of rice dollars!"

The black female warrior took a banknote from Lin Bai's hand and looked at it carefully, then laughed out loud and said, "Counterfeit banknote!" It's done like it, but it's fake. ”

Counterfeit banknotes? Lin Bai believed that the black female samurai would not lie to herself, and the killers of the Rose Knights were all over the world, so it was not surprising that she could see the fake rice yuan at a glance. I can't help but be furious, I wipe it, Iron Man also uses counterfeit money? I was about to go to the old man to settle the account, and suddenly it dawned on meow, the old man brought the money from the Marvel world, and the banknotes of the world and the banknotes of this world seem to be slightly different, and the result is a counterfeit banknote, ouch my mother! (To be continued......)

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