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Lin Bai was half angry at the counterfeit money brought by Iron Man, and rushed to the backyard angrily, only to see that the broken old man was already soaking in the hot spring pool, and he also smiled and watched the female demon king play the computer by the hot spring pool.

Lin Bai kicked over, although the old man was very old, his skills were good, he actually avoided Lin Bai's kick, and said with a smile: "Why are you kicking me?" ”

Lin Bai said angrily: "The money you gave me is a counterfeit banknote!" ”

"Oh, I'm the real money." The old man's face remained unchanged: "At least in the Marvel world, it is true, you can go to the Marvel world and use this money to spend and buy a lot of good things, which shows that the money is valuable." In another direction, if I come to the human world to eat yours and use yours, of course you should go to the Marvel world to eat mine and use mine, so that it can be regarded as an equivalent exchange. ”

Lin Bai was a reasonable person, and after thinking carefully about what the old man said, he had to admit that he was reasonable. Well, let's put away this Marvel World dollar for the time being, and have the opportunity to spend it again in the Marvel World in the future.

The old man ignored Lin Bai and greeted the female demon king next to him: "Hey! Are you the Demon King of this term? Tsk, I'm really young and beautiful, are you married? Do you like older men? ”。

"I'll rub!" Lin Bai was shocked, this thing actually dared to flirt with the female demon king? How bold he was to meow. No, this thing is old like this, does it still have that function? I guess I can only move my mouth.

The female demon king glanced at the old man, laughed hesitantly, and said, "I know you, when I was a little witch." I've seen you and the last Demon King battle in the sky......"

"Wow! It turns out that you are the little girl standing on the ground at that time. The old man laughed: "I didn't expect to grow so big." ”

When Lin Bai heard the conversation between the two, he couldn't help but become interested, and asked, "What's wrong?" What exactly is the situation? ”

The old man was very interested. It seems that older people like to chat with people, and when Lin Bai asked, he seemed to have opened a chatterbox, and said in a hurried and fast voice: "A long, long time ago...... Cough...... In short, before this big beauty was born, the previous demon king came to the human world and caused many landslides, tsunamis, and earthquakes, killing tens of millions of human beings...... Think about it. It seems that there is something called the Tangshan earthquake or something, which was made by the previous demon king. ”

When Lin Bai heard this, his eyes widened immediately. I rub, don't you? Is there such a background to the Tangshan earthquake?

The old man ignored Lin Bai's surprised gaze and continued: "Of course the Justice League can't leave such a thing alone, if you let the Demon King destroy the human world. He will have access to unparalleled evil power. He can cast a magic that destroys the Miè world, and if he comes to the Marvel world at that time, it will be completely finished...... The so-called death of the lips is cold, and the Justice League dispatched all the heroes to come to the human world to fight the demon king to the death. ”

"Sounds hot-blooded!" Lin Bai thought it was also interesting to listen to the old man's story.

The old man smiled: "This battle has been fought for decades, and this big beauty was not born when the Tangshan earthquake happened, but after our Justice League fought with the demon king for decades, this big beauty will grow into a little witch......" He pointed to the female demon king. "You were born between the Great Wars...... The Three Realms were in chaos that year, and the Marvel world left in large numbers because of the number of heroes. That's why the villains are doing evil everywhere. And because the Demon King has drawn a lot of manpower and material resources to fight, it has also led to a barbaric Demon Realm and monsters are rampant. The human world has become the main battlefield, and the whole world is in turmoil......"

The female demon king frowned and said: "You're right, the demon world was rampant with monsters at that time, and it was possible to be targeted by the demon flower when you went out to find food, it turned out that you were making trouble, should this king kill you?" ”

The old man laughed, the so-called people are old and fine, he could hear that the female demon king had no interest in killing him, so he was not afraid at all, and said to himself: "After decades of fighting, both sides are tired, and the level heroes are also starting to get old, one day a few years ago, I still remember that day the wind was very strong, and all the level heroes of the Justice League gathered and surrounded the demon king on a black stone mountain in the demon world...... That battle can be described as earth-shattering, the sun and the moon are gone, and both sides have their own strange moves, fighting to the death. ”

The Witch interjected, "Yes! The whole black stone mountain was trembling, and thunder sounded in the sky from time to time, and I crawled out of the small stone cave where I was hiding, and looked up to the top of the mountain, and saw that you were fighting, and there were many people flying around in the sky, there were people in underpants, you in steel armor, and green-skinned giants, and people dragging spider silk around like spiders...... There was a rock that rolled down from the top of the mountain and almost killed me, and you flew down to help me stop it. ”

The female demon king's tone was very calm, but Lin Bai heard a little taste from the last sentence, no wonder the female demon king had never killed the heroes of the Justice League, it turned out that there was such a fate.

The old man laughed: "Later, we finally defeated the Demon King. He was seriously injured, fell from the sky, and then disappeared into the ground, and our side of the Justice League also suffered huge losses, hundreds of human-level heroes were seriously injured, and the demonic qi entered the body, and it could not be cured with healing ability...... This battle was a fight to the end, and the Demon King never appeared again, and the hundreds of seriously injured heroes also passed away one after another, so they had to choose a new heir......"

The female demon king said: "Although the demon king is not dead, he will not live anymore, after you left, he came out of the ground, grabbed me by the shoulder, and ordered me to 'inherit the name of the new generation of demon kings', and then did not allow me to refuse, and passed on the demon king code and all his remaining evil power to me...... Then he hung up, and I threw his body into the valley, and ...... I'm the new generation of Demon King. ”

Lin Bai listened to the two of them left and right, and finally spliced the whole story together, this can be regarded as black history, I didn't expect it, it was actually in the hot spring pool in the back garden of his house, and the black history of the Three Realms was spliced together to form a completed story.

The old man smiled: "The woman's master, that is, the previous one died at the hands of the demon king, so when she saw the April Fool's Day post, she chased after her to take revenge, and then ran into you, in fact, from the moment she returned to the Justice League alive, I knew that the new demon king might not be so bad." ”

The female demon king snorted coldly: "This king is actually very bad! Anyone who provokes this king, even a god, will kill you. ”

The old man shrugged his shoulders: "You just soak in the hot springs at home every day, who can mess with you?" In fact, most of the troubles are caused by themselves, not by others...... Okay, don't say these useless words, the new demon king, you are so beautiful, much better than the gloomy ugly face of the previous demon king, a beautiful demon king like you should be the mainstream of the new era! Come, I'll give you a greeting gift......" He ran back to his room and came out with a strangely shaped battery.

"What is this?" The Female Demon King wondered.

The old man smiled: "This is my latest Ming, a new type of battery called lithium-sulfur battery, the lithium battery you use for the laptop, right?" The power capacity is very low, and it doesn't take four or five hours for your laptop to be charged, which is very troublesome! My new lithium-sulfur battery can be used for a long, long time, at least to ensure that you don't need to recharge it for seven or eight days. ”

This makes the female demon king very happy.,The battery problem of the notebook is really a big problem.,The female demon king got up in the morning and soaked in the hot spring pool and began to brush her own fan site.,But often the brush runs out of power at noon.,You have to charge it to play again.,It's nerve-wracking.。 When she heard that a new type of battery was available, she was as happy as if she had gotten good food and brought the battery over: "How to use it?" ”

"Connect the power supply of your laptop to this hole...... Well...... That's it! If you redesign the shape of the battery to make it exactly like your laptop battery, you can replace it directly, but now you need to connect a cable......"

The female demon king took out the Huawei Mate7 mobile phone again: "Can you also get the battery of this thing?" ”

The old man laughed and said, "Of course you can, but you have to redesign the battery...... It takes some time. ”

"Great!" The female demon king said happily, "Help me get it all right." ”

Lin Bai witnessed a righteous hero colluding with the evil demon king wolf bèi, and actually started the research and work of the battery, okay, you are crazy, but brother I am not. He crossed Erlang's legs and hummed a song by the hot spring pool, watching the video on his mobile phone by the way, and then, he was surprised to find that two videos have slowly become popular on the Internet recently.

It was filmed in the barracks of the 6th Sentai of the Milican Navy and the barracks of the Fuso National Self-Guard, a man dressed in black, made the barracks of the two countries smoky and messy, beat people when he saw them, and after the fight, he called himself "the demon king who reported grievances for temporary workers", isn't this Lin Bai? This video was probably secretly recorded by the soldiers of the United States, but it has not been uploaded before, and it has just been uploaded recently, and the number of hits has actually exceeded 10 million, and it is still on the rise, and there are even more netizens in the back.

Lin Bai casually swept a few posts:

"The demon king who reports grievances for temporary workers? This looks like someone is angry with the masked hero! ”

"It must be that after the masked hero was expelled from the dragon group, his friends were upset with Milican and Fusang, and they taught them a lesson."

"Yes, definitely! But we can't admit it, otherwise these two stinky countries have something to say. ”

"It's just to disgust them!"

"Well done Lord Demon, I've become a fan of yours."

"Dedicate my knee ...... for a year"

"Mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the video."

Lin Bai couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw that these posts were all praising himself, but before he could finish reading them, the screen of his mobile phone went black, and he couldn't help but look up to the sky and scream: "Ouch, my mobile phone is out of battery...... Battery...... Can you get me a copy of my phone too? (To be continued......)

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