Two, three, three, three, that's our anniversary

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Zhang Zhizhi has actually been secretly entrusted by the "masked hero" to help this movie say good things, so as soon as her words came out, countless viewers in front of the TV couldn't help but be interested: "If this movie is full of high-quality shots like those in the film, it would be amazing." ”

The old donkey Donglai was also shocked, and said in disbelief: "Miss Zhang, where did you get the news?" If a movie uses such high-quality special effects throughout the entire process, I don't know how much budget it will cost......"

Zhang Zhizhi has actually found out that the budget of this movie is 1.99o, but she is very smart, of course she will not say it in this case, as soon as this budget is spoken, no audience will be willing to enter the cinema, because everyone will preconceived that this is a big bad movie. She pretended to have an innocent smile: "I don't know how much budget this movie used, I only know a lot!" That's a lot! It's unimaginable. ”

That's right! &None&Wrong&Lin Bai couldn't help but shout hello, he deserved to be a public figure, he really lied and didn't even blush.

The old donkey came to the east and said: "I see, then we are worth looking forward to in terms of special effects for this movie." Let's analyze its cultural issues next, because this movie was made by an Eastern director, and I don't know anything about Western chivalry and life patterns, so I'm a little worried that this movie won't have the flavor of Western fantasy...... This may become a pain point in this film. ”

Zhang Zhizhi didn't dare to boast in this regard, and said with a smile: "This problem is really worrying. It's only when we walk into the cinema and watch the whole movie that we know. ”

The female demon king grabbed the TV and shook it desperately: "Don't talk nonsense there, although this movie was made by Director Lin." But all aspects of it are checked by this king, this king is a demon clan, who knows more about the demon world than this king? Ya, Western directors are not as good as this king. ”

Lin Bai pulled her away with a smile: "Okay, don't be angry, those who don't know are not guilty." ”

The old donkey Donglai continued: "In the end, it's the question of actors...... The male lead of this movie is said to be a rookie actor, and no one expects anything from him. Let's just press the table. Let's focus on the two heroines in the film, Blood Phoenix No. 2 is a first-class fighting girl, for the role of a female knight she plays. I have great expectations that she will use gorgeous movements to interpret a female knight to the fullest. But the female demon king starring the overlord flower is worrying, and the temperament of the female demon king should be very unique, with the elegance of the king. And this kind of temperament is difficult to express in modern people. Whether the Overlord Flower can interpret the momentum of a female demon king is really worrying......"

The female demon king was furious, holding the TV and shouting: "This king is the female demon king, how can she not play the elegance of the king?" Are you talking nonsense trying to find death? This king is going to kill your whole family, and arrest your daughter and put her in the form of eighteen. ”

Lin Bai was sweating profusely, and hurriedly pulled her away: "Hey, what people say is right, who the hell knows that you are the female demon king?" If I were on the TV, I would have said the same thing. You can't kill the whole family for this. ”

"Okay!" The witch pouted and sat down again.

Lin Bai smiled: "But...... Is his daughter good-looking? If it's good, the last one can be implemented......"

Witch King: "......"

I have nothing to say to this nameless man. The witch rolled her eyes and turned off the TV.

A few days later, "The Dark Blade" suddenly became popular, because the magazine "Best Director" from Millican, a Chinese film critic named Sephiroth mocked "The Dark Blade" above and said: "An Oriental director suddenly dreamed of wanting to make a Western-style fantasy epic blockbuster, which was really beyond his strength and laughed off people's big teeth, and this movie also shouted the slogan that it wanted to pass "The Lord of the Rings", hahaha...... Not to mention the lame screenwriting ability of the Orientals, let's talk about computer special effects, we Hollywood can throw off dozens of streets in China, and they actually want to challenge "The Lord of the Rings" in computer special effects? Eat the and go! ”

After this article was published, more than a dozen magazines published articles ridiculing the special effects of Chinese films. The Chinese people are furious, and many people scold Hollywood on the Internet, but most people scold and scold, but they are a little unconfident in their hearts, Hollywood's movie special effects are indeed better than Huaxia, which is an indisputable fact. In the past few decades, countless classic Hollywood blockbusters have conquered the world with special effects lenses, but Chinese domestic movies are still stuck in the point of petty fights, and it is also a fact that special effects have been thrown more than a dozen streets by others, and it is difficult to refute.

Facts do not mean that people can be willing to be scolded, many Chinese people organized into a water army, to the beginning of the scolding war to Hollywood, for a while, Hollywood's major websites scolded like a cloud, the United States water army also immediately organized, to the major Chinese forums to start a scolding war, the two sides scolded inseparably.

This scolding war aroused the national feelings of the Chinese people, so many people who didn't plan to watch the movie also decided to go into the movie theater to see it, which was an unexpected result for Lin Bai.

April 2nd, 2o1x, the day after April Fool's Day!

"Dark Blade" will be released today, and all major cinemas have prepared screening halls, and countless fans and passers-by are sharpening their knives, ready to go to the cinema to see if this fantasy epic blockbuster made by Chinese people can compete with Hollywood.

The female demon king actually got up early in the morning, put on her trademark black dress and black dress, and combed her hair in the mirror, in fact, she didn't need to dress up to be a top beauty, and combing her hair was just a waste of time.

She planned to wake Lin Bai up and go to the cinema together, but as soon as she walked out of the bedroom, she saw Lin Bai standing at her door with a smile on his face.

"What? Standing at the door of the king's bedroom early in the morning, are you planning to rush in and insult the king? ”。

Lin Bai smiled softly: "Fool, today is an important day, I got up early to give you a gift." ”

"Of course, today is the day when Ben Wang's movie is released, and of course it is important."

"That's bullshit important." Lin Bai snorted: "Today is the first anniversary of our acquaintance. ”

"Scare?" The female demon king suddenly remembered that in the early morning of April 2 last year, she came to Lin Bai's side through the portal, and after defeating an eventful woman, she stayed in Lin Bai's house, so she spent a whole year of happy and peaceful life, happy every day, it turned out that today was already a whole year...... I didn't even notice.

The female demon king does not pay much attention to the festival, because no one will ever celebrate for her in the previous festivals, so she will deliberately dilute her view of the festival, so as not to feel lonely and lonely during the festival, but now it is different, the festival has also become a happy memory for her, for example, there will be a flowing water seat for Chinese New Year's Eve rice in the Spring Festival, you can eat glutinous rice balls during the Lantern Festival, you can drink Laba porridge during the Lantern Festival, you can eat zongzi during the Dragon Boat Festival, and you can eat moon cakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival...... Damn, why is it all eating?

The female demon king's eyes smiled into a meniscus shape, and she reached out to hook Lin Bai's neck, and the whole person hung on him like a koala: "Husband, what gift do you want to give me on the first anniversary of our acquaintance?" ”

Lin Bai took out a bottle of milk for four yuan and a cake for eight yuan and five cents from his arms sullenly: "This is your breakfast, exactly like the one I bought for you that day a year ago." ”

The female demon reached out to take the cake and milk, and the past always crossed her mind like a marquee. She forced Lin Bai to buy her a gorgeous breakfast, but Lin Bai only had a dozen yuan on him at that time, so he bought this cheap breakfast and came back. For today's Lin Bai and the Female Demon King, this breakfast seems even cheaper, because they can already invest 1.99o in the movie, but the value of this breakfast is not in its own value, but in the memories of a year.

The female demon king's eyes were like silk, as if she was about to drip water, sat down at the table in the hall, slowly ate the cake and milk one bite at a time, and then said to Lin Bai with a smile: "This is the luxurious breakfast you prepared for this king?" It's too shabby, isn't it...... Remember, don't send such junk food in the future, get some better ones for this king, start with today's Chinese food, at least European-style court-level cuisine......"

This is what she said a year ago, and now she repeats it again, and suddenly she realized that she was really stupid and naΓ―ve at that time, and she would not say anything like that now. A year of living in the human world has taught her that true happiness does not lie in whether what you eat is noble or not, but in whether your heart is full or not. If she is allowed to return to the demon realm now, she would rather eat chaff in the human realm, as long as she is accompanied by a group of friends lively, what kind of life is better than before.

Lin Bai's breakfast was a one-dollar fritter, exactly the same as that day a year ago, he stuffed the fritter in his mouth and chewed it with a smile: "Okay, don't pretend to be forced, let's go out to watch a movie after breakfast." ”

"Just the two of us? Don't call Blood Phoenix No. 2 and Qianqian Wenwen? "The Witch was a bit surprised.

"Anniversary, call a bunch of people to have a fart anniversary!" Lin Bai smiled and said, "Just the two of us." ”

The female demon king was very happy, and suddenly asked as if she had thought of something: "Strange, why haven't I seen you and Qianqian have an anniversary in this year?" ”

Lin Bai laughed: "Where did Qianqian and I come to have a memorial day, 365 days a year, there are memorable things every day, just take today, Qianqian is five years old, on April 2 of the year I was eight years old, Qianqian and I went to the river to catch tadpoles, but her feet fell into the mud and couldn't pull them out, so anxious that she cried, I helped her pull it out, and then carried her home, is this worth remembering?" ”

The female demon king was stunned, I see, there are too few things between herself and Xiaobai, and there are still things worth remembering, when the memories are full, the anniversary will become unimportant, such as Qianqian and Xiaobai, they don't need to commemorate anything...... It's like an inscription on a city wall! Cangsang, heavy? That's the footprint of time. (To be continued......)

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