Second, three, two, make a cup of flower tea
The second update -
After the great Iron Man came to the human world, he didn't do anything else, he just kept making batteries in the backyard of Lin Bai's house, and no one believed it, but that's the case, this old man is about too old, he has experienced everything, the so-called thousand sails have passed, and he has looked down on everything. Therefore, his favorite thing is to stay in the room and mess with some messy knick-knacks, it is said that the Iron Man suit was made by the ancestor Iron Man in the basement of his home when he was young, and his descendants inherited this trait, and also liked to tinker with strange equipment.
The old man brought a lot of strange equipment in the suitcase, he went back to the Marvel world for a run, and then brought a lot of messy source materials, and then jingled in the room, ping-pong for a few days, and made a special lithium-sulfur battery for the alien laptop for the female demon king, after connecting this thing, the female demon king's notebook can broadcast live for a whole day from morning to night, and it doesn't need to be charged, it's really awesome.
The mobile phones of the two were also quickly replaced with new batteries, with a capacity of up to tens of thousands of milliamperes, and the standby time was reversed, ordinary smartphones would have to be charged for two days at most, but Lin Bai and the female demon king's mate7 could standby for more than ten days.
"Xiaobai, this is the technical information of lithium-sulfur batteries, you take it and put it away, and when I return to the Marvel world, you can do it yourself." The old man handed a USB flash drive to Lin Bai.
Lin Bai smiled and accepted the USB flash drive: "I'm illiterate, even if I look at these materials, I can't make it." ”
"That's not important, anyway...... If others ask, how did this battery come about? You can say that you know it yourself, and don't say that I gave it. The old man laughed and said, "None of the people in the Justice League want to be overexposed in the human world,"
"I know it myself?" Lin Bai felt that this statement was too terrifying. He is a semi-literate person with high Chinese background, he can't even recognize a few in English, what programming technology, physics, electric power knowledge is all blank, to pretend to be a scientist of the battery, who believes this? But if he tells others that this battery is Iron Man's, I'm afraid that no one will believe it.
"Alright! I had no choice but to take on this glorious and difficult task with great difficulty. Lin Bai shrugged.
The two chatted a little thirsty. Lin Bai saw the juniper flower demon standing next to him in a maid's suit, so he ordered, "Go and make us a cup of flower tea." ”
"Flower tea?" The little face of the juniper flower demon turned red, and she didn't know what she was thinking. Nodding his head, he walked out shyly.
Lin Bai said strangely: "What is she doing?" It's just a cup of tea, why blush? It looks like he's been molested. ”
The old man was holding an electric ferrochrome to solder a solder joint of the battery, and said without raising his head: "Don't guess a woman's mind, you can't guess." ”
It took a while. The juniper demon came back with two cups of tea. The head was wet, and the petals of the homocypress flowers on the top of the head were still stained with water beads, and it seemed that he had just taken a bath. Lin Bai was even more strange: "I asked you to make tea, why did you take a bath?" ”
"I didn't take a bath, I just went to make tea!" The Juniper Flower Demon placed the teacup in front of Lin Bai.
Lin Bai looked at the teacup in his hand, and felt strange, this moisture is obviously not tea, it is clean. There is not even half a leaf of tea in it, and there is no color of tea juice. Is this Nima tea or not? I took a sip carefully, there was no taste, it was boiled water, and I said unpleasantly: "Is there a mistake?" You can't even make tea? What kind of trouble is it to bring a glass of boiled water? ”
Even Juniper's face was red: "Lord Xiaobai, I will make tea, making flower tea is to put flowers in water to brew, and then it becomes flower tea, right?" ”
"That's right!" Lin Bai pointed to the teacup and said, "Then you sue me, where is the flower bubble?" ”
"You don't even see such a big flower standing in front of you?" The juniper demon blushed and said shyly: "I soaked myself in the bathtub for half an hour, and then poured the water in the bathtub into the teacup, this is the juniper tea, it is very fresh......"
"Poof!" Lin Bai squirted out all the water he had just drunk in, I wiped it, this Nima is bath water.
I really can't live this day! If a woman dares to use a bath puddle to her, she must be caught and beaten to death. But this juniper flower demon is very timid, her appearance is very soft, and she is very afraid of the Demon King, if Lin Bai is angry with her, maybe she can be scared to death without using her hands. Lin Bai had no choice but to put away his temper, and said with a bitter face: "I'll take it...... Don't bring me bath water to drink in the future, go and change to jasmine tea. ”
The juniper demon suddenly knelt on the ground with a puff: "Lord Xiaobai, the jasmine is so pitiful, it was picked and dried, and the corpse was used to make tea, please let them go, let them settle in the ground, and when you want to drink flower tea in the future, you can soak me." ”
Lin Bai covered his face and said bitterly: "According to this, if I want to drink flower tea in the future, I have to drink your bath water?" ”
"Isn't that bad? The tea is also very fragrant. ”
The Juniper Flower Demon is a kind flower demon, kindness is her nature, in order to save the "dead kind", she even sacrificed not only her own bath water, what a noble sentiment, people can't help but burst into tears.
Lin Bai burst into tears now, and said with a bitter face: "Okay, I'll quit tea in the future!" From now on, I only drink plain water. ”
The old man Iron Man smiled happily beside him, and secretly congratulated Lin Bai for taking the first sip first, if he did it first, he would be the one who was spraying water now. Therefore, don't be the first to do everything, let others be guinea pigs is the king, this is the wisdom that the years have brought to the old man.
Lin Bai handed the cup back to the flower demon: "Take these two cups of 'flower tea' and pour them out, and give me boiled water." ”
The juniper flower demon opened his mouth wide: "Lord Xiaobai, you can't pour it, it's shameful to waste water, there is a big bathtub over there, you have to drink it, don't waste it." ”
Lin Bai: "......"
It makes no sense to talk to this nameless woman, Lin Bai carried her into the bathroom and threw her into the bathtub: "You drink it all yourself, don't bother me again." ”
Even juniper Huajiao lay down happily in the bathtub: "Is so much water for me to drink alone?" Little White is really generous...... If those flower demon sisters in the demon world knew that I lived a life where pure water could be drunk from vat by tank, I don't know how envious I would be. ”
Lin Bai didn't know how to complain anymore, and when he returned to the hall, the TV news was actually playing an advertising video for the epic fantasy blockbuster "Blade of Darkness", and several wonderful scenes were playing repeatedly, including a huge black dragon spitting fire, a demon army of thousands of horses approaching the capital of kings, and a wonderful shot of a harpy being shot down from the sky with a bow and arrow...... After a few shots, the golden female knight and the black female demon king appeared separately, and the two women's dressing styles were one white and one black, highlighting the difference between justice and evil, and the picture was stunning......
The female demon king also sat in front of the TV, and after watching the promotional video, she was quite happy: "Do you think this movie will be popular?" ”
Lin Bai rolled his eyes: "I'm not a professional, if I can predict whether a movie is popular or not, can I still do a good job?" If you want to know in advance, you might as well go to the movie channel, where there is a show called 'Blockbuster Times', where experts sit down and analyze the films that have not yet been released, and they will analyze the box office prospects of the movies from all aspects, often accurately. ”
The female demon king was overjoyed: "It's really good to refine the social division of labor in the human world, and there are still people who specialize in analyzing movies, which is very good!" She immediately cut to the Shuangqing Movie Channel in high spirits.
Shuangqing Movie Channel is a niche channel, most of the programs in it are playing outdated movies, occasionally there will be some film review programs, "Blockbuster Era" is a small program dedicated to the analysis of new movies, many movie lovers will come to see this program, listen to the analysis of experts, and then decide whether to go to the cinema to watch the movie.
The host of this show is named Lao Donkey Donglai, who is a very professional film critic, at this time he is in front of the camera, analyzing the current new trend of movies from a very professional angle, and there is a guest sitting next to him, who is actually Zhang Zhizhi.
Zhang Zhizhi said: "Mr. Donkey Donglai, a new movie known as an epic fantasy blockbuster has been released in the past few days, do you know? ”
The old donkey Donglai smiled and faced the camera: "Of course I know, its name is "Dark Blade", and this movie has not yet been released, and there has been no screening, so I haven't seen the full picture of this movie, but I have seen a few trailers on TV." Our show is called the Blockbuster Era, and this "Dark Blade" is known as a fantasy blockbuster, which is exactly the goal that our show should come up with and discuss. ”
Zhang Zhizhi smiled and said, "Then what do you think of the prospects of this movie?" ”
Hearing this question, the female demon king began to get nervous, even in the face of tens of thousands of demon troops, the female demon king who would not be the slightest bit nervous actually suffered a little bit of gains and losses.
The old donkey said with a smile: "I don't dare to talk nonsense about the prospects of this movie, but I have a few thoughts that I can share with you." Judging from the few trailers I have seen so far, the special effects of this movie are perfect, and the scenes such as the black dragon, the harpy, and the half-orc army are all very shocking, and the degree of authenticity can be called 100%. ”
Zhang Zhizhi made an exaggerated expression: "That means this movie will be popular?" ”
The old donkey Donglai said with a smile: "That's not necessarily, you must know that the current movie scenes are all edited by picking the best shots, and only when you really enter the cinema, there are only two wonderful shots, most of the time they are boring and rotten shots...... If this film is like that, it will be over. ”
Zhang Zhizhi said with a smile: "As far as I know, there are more than a few wonderful shots in this movie, it should be of the same quality throughout the whole process." (To be continued!)
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