One hundred and four. A nest of snakes and rats
"No monitoring? You said it earlier! ”
These are the most unforgettable words that the tiger has heard in his life, and it is also the eight words that he will be afraid of when he thinks about it.
The thylacine lion is very powerful, and it has become Ai Xiaohai's subordinate; The snake queen is also very powerful, and it is dead; The Pruss crocodile is a perverted species, and even its crocodile gall has become the trophy of King Ai.
So a minute later, the tiger and three of his men rolled on the ground screaming.
The bridge of his nose was shattered, his arm was broken, and his head was covered in blood.
Ai Xiaohai clapped his hands and said to the tiger very seriously: "Thank you." ”
Ai Xiaohai has always felt that he is a very polite person, and those women who say that they are scoundrels are simply naked~ slander against themselves. He was very serious about thanking the tiger, if it wasn't for the tiger telling him that there was no monitoring here, then he would not have been so ruthless.
There is a big difference between justifiable self-defense and over-defense.
The three women looked stupid, Ai Xiaohai's attack...... It's so ruthless......
"I'll guess." Ai Xiaohai tilted his head and thought for a while: "Did Tao Yanwen send you, or did he send you here?" ”
The tiger decided to be a tough guy and didn't say anything about killing him...... But when Ai Xiaohai moved his arm, he immediately gave up the idea of being a hero: "Tao Yanwen, he gave us 20,000 yuan, let's teach Yuyan a lesson...... He is no longer at school and is living in his own home...... He Lao Tzu hired two bodyguards for him, and there was a special car to pick him up and leave the house...... If you want to seek revenge on him, he has been going to the newly opened Lily Home a lot lately......"
This...... This is definitely the material for being a qualified traitor! What a good traitor, in no way inferior to any famous traitor in history! It's a shame that he wasn't in the war years!
Ai Xiaohai was very satisfied with the tiger's performance: "Do you want to help you call the police or call an ambulance?" ”
"No, we can get up ourselves." Tiger struggled to climb up with his companions: "We were just parking and accidentally hit ourselves, satisfied that anyone hit us." ”
After speaking, he took his subordinates to the swift car and nodded to the swift: "Miss Swift...... No, not Miss, big host, where is the spare tire? ”
They clumsily removed the old tires and replaced them with new ones, and then the tiger asked the little brother to take out all the money on his body and put it in the car with his share: "The damage will be compensated, please accept our apology." ”
Talent! This is really TMD talent!
Ai Xiaohai was stunned......
The tiger left, and Ai Xiaohai watched the tiger leave with a look of "appreciation and worship......
After that, Tiger was no longer a gangster, he found an auto repair shop, became an intern, three months later, with diligence and ability, modesty and studiousness, he became a model worker and a work pacesetter in that year.
When the gangsters are not as beautiful as they imagined, they will be broken at any time and anywhere, and the bridge of their nose will be broken and their arms will be discounted. How good is it to be a worker? If you are injured, there is still medical insurance......
Ai Xiaohai successfully "saved" a stumbling gangster, and sent them back triumphantly in the eyes of the three women.
He politely declined their suggestion to invite him to dinner, he still had something to do.
Although the cause of this incident has nothing to do with him, Swift is his good friend and the manager of his farm. What's more, Tao Yanwen did such a shameless thing, and he actually had the face to send someone to teach Swift a lesson?
provoked King Ai, Tao Yanwen's trouble was big......
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"Master Tao, you haven't been here for a long time." The proprietress of the store greeted her with a spring breeze on her face.
Tao Yanwen is a frequent visitor here, when did she come to not wave her credit card and take away the big bags and small bags, so that the proprietress made a smile?
However, Tao Yanwen looks very bad today, and he actually has two bodyguards by his side.
"Are there any new items?" Tao Yanwen smiled reluctantly.
"Yes, yes, the new autumn style just came."
When the proprietress took Tao Yanwen to the VIP fitting room, several salesmen laughed and discussed:
"I heard that he is particularly shameless."
"What did you hear, it's obviously him."
"Oh, I used to want to get close to him, maybe I could get into a wealthy family. Now I can't even think about it, being his wife, I don't even know if I was sold by him. ”
……
"Snakes! Snake! ”
Just as the salesman was muttering there, a miserable scream suddenly came from the fitting room, and then Tao Yanwen ran out in a panic.
The two bodyguards rushed over.
When the proprietress and the business lady heard that there was a snake, their faces turned pale, but then the bodyguard walked out: "No." ”
Tao Yanwen looked inside in fear, where was there any snake? He smiled awkwardly: "It's probably because I'm too tired in the past two days, and I'm dazzled." Let's go out, I'll try on clothes. ”
"Snakes! There really are snakes! ”
In less than half a minute, Tao Yanwen rolled out of the fitting room.
It's really rolling out.
This time, the proprietress was much bolder and walked into the fitting room with the bodyguard, but it was empty and there was nothing.
A few people looked at each other, the first time was dazzling, but this time?
The two bodyguards simply accompanied Tao Yanwen to stand in the fitting room, and there was nothing in any condition.
Although the VIP fitting room was more spacious than the usual one, the three big men standing in it suddenly became cramped and crowded. Tao Yanwen was still scared when she thought about it, so she simply asked the proprietress to change herself into an ordinary fitting room.
There won't be snakes here, right?
"Snakes! Help me! Lots of snakes! ”
When Tao Yanwen's scream sounded for the third time, no one moved immediately. The proprietress pointed to her head and asked in a low voice, "Stimulated here?" ”
"I don't know, maybe there's something wrong with my brain." One of the bodyguards shrugged.
They pushed open the fitting room, and there was not even a shadow of a snake in it, except for Tao Yanwen, who was frightened and fainted......
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"King, we're back, and the man was stunned." The three snakes swam in front of Ai Xiaohai, who was just around the corner of the store.
"Very well, there is nothing to do with you here, go to the Lily Homestead and join the other legions immediately."
He glanced at the store and smiled evilly. You think that's the end of it? This is just the beginning......
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Lily Home is a top luxury real estate developed by Tao Yanwen's father, Tao Lixiong, president of "Dingsheng Group". The slogan is "the home of the aristocracy, the top event".
For today's opening ceremony, Tao Lixiong temporarily forgot about his son, and invited many well-known figures and wealthy businessmen from Xinan to come to the ceremony, and specially invited two famous hosts, a movie star Mengna, and an orchestra to help.
He's made a lot of money.
On stage, Mengna sang a song that was out of tune, and I don't know which English teacher taught her, Chinese can't understand it, and British people can't understand it.
Mona was completely absorbed in her singing......
"Ahh
The hostess screamed suddenly.
Mona is very dissatisfied, what kind of well-known host is this? She was trying to keep singing......
"Ahh
A cobra and two krait snakes swam to the stage as if no one was around.
In the public's impression, Mona is a female movie star who is amorous, well-mannered, polite, educated, and at the same time weak, and once saw a documentary about the abuse of small animals and even passed out in a coma.
However, when the three snakes appeared, Mona rushed behind the male host with lightning speed and pushed him forward: "CAO, snake, TMD is a snake, the old lady is most afraid of snakes, kill these kings ~ bastards ~!" ”
I'm CAO, you're afraid of snakes, am I not afraid? The male host's frightened legs were weak.
"Security, security!" As soon as he saw that there was such a big mess at the scene, the guests were also frightened and retreated, Tao Lixiong quickly called the security guard: "Quick, get rid of them!" ”
"Boss, that's a poisonous snake."
"TMD, what did Lao Tzu raise you for? If you don't get it all gone, fuck me off! ”
Before the security guards could move, all the guests were suddenly in a mess.
Countless rats appeared, they were not afraid of humans at all, and they were "chirping" and scurrying everywhere. The bold ones even got under the expensive skirts of those noble ladies.
Screaming, running around, fainting...... The scene was a complete mess.
Where is this "homeland"? It's a giant rat nest......
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"Sir, madam, this is the main room type of Lily Home...... "The sales lady spared no effort to introduce.
"What's going on out there? Seems to be messy? ”
"Ah, there's an official opening celebration going on outside, and a lot of famous people are here."
"Honey, the house is good, just buy this."
"Well...... What is that? Mouse? Miss, how come there are rats here? ”
"Ah, occasionally, occasionally."
"Ah, a lot of rats, all rats, dear, help!"
The couple ran out in embarrassment...... Then ran out, and the frightened sales lady barely controlled herself: "Sir, miss, we might as well take a look at other room types." ”
"Get out! It's a rat nest here, what else to see! Whoever wants to buy this garbage house, I don't want to give it to me! ”
"My dear, I'm really unlucky, the last time I went to Yuechang, I met a fast black shadow in the middle of the night, and now I'm in the rat nest."
"yes, I think it's time for us to go and worship the Buddha."
……
"Governor Li, don't go, don't go...... Director Duan, stay in the step, stay in the step...... Mr. Qian, we are old friends, hey, don't go......"
Tao Lixiong cried with a sad face, watching those distinguished guests panic one by one, and ran away from the lily home with anger on his face, and he wanted to die.
What and what are they, where did those snakes and rats come from?
It's over, as soon as what happened today is reported, it's completely over, and who else will buy a house with a nest of snakes and rats......
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Ai Xiaohai stretched, today's weather is good.
Lily Home? It's a good house, but it's a pity that I can't afford it. And those who buy it will probably not be interested anymore.
Good weather!