One hundred and five. Farmstead Mobilization
"Deng Shao, I have inquired clearly, Ai Xiaohai is not in the farm, there are three hillbillies in it."
"Are you sure?" Deng Chenglong asked cautiously.
He was really afraid of Ai Xiaohai, every time Ai Xiaohai appeared, it would always make him fall into bad luck.
"Sure." Yang Ziwei swore with a gambling curse: "I found it clearly, he has been accompanying your sister and Xu Yunqi, and he hasn't been to the farm for a few days." ”
Deng Chenglong was relieved at this time, but when he heard that Ai Xiaohai was actually with Xu Yunqi again, his face twitched, and he was indescribably jealous and angry.
"Sooner or later, the woman will regret it." Deng Chenglong pretended not to care: "The old man's pair of purple and blue macaws are in Yunhai Farm, that is his treasure, how much effort did it take to get it?" As a result, he was lost to Ai Xiaohai by Lao Yan's waste, and the old man has been sulking lately, and he has to get it out no matter what. ”
"Deng Shao, don't worry, I'll ask Ah Hua and them to bring a few more people to get the parrot out."
"How can you just get a pair of parrots?" Deng Chenglong sneered: "I'll go with you, I asked someone to get a batch of **, the animal eats it, it looks like a plague, and it will never be noticed, this time I want to make Ai Xiaohai's farm not a chicken or a duck left!" ”
Yang Ziwei hurriedly agreed, but there was always some weakness in his heart. He, like Deng Chenglong, is very afraid of Ai Xiaohai.
However, since Deng Chenglong said that he went in person, can he still object?
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It was dark, and the farmstead, which had been noisy for a day, fell silent.
Meng Jiagui, Wei Lixia and Wei Dongzhi inspected the farm, watched TV for a while and fell asleep. Tomorrow, Dong Solstice's future daughter-in-law Lamei is coming, and Xiao Hai has already called, saying that he is looking for a car to help Dong Solstice pick up his daughter-in-law back.
Thinking that she would soon see Lamei, the winter solstice tossed and turned, and it took a long time to fall asleep......
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"Deng Shao, all of them have slept."
"Okay, don't keep the chicken and dog, give me the **."
"Deng Shao, what if those hillbillies wake up?"
"What do I do, you ask? Break their legs! Don't worry, if anyone gets in because of this, the settling-in fee will be mine. ”
More than a dozen people got out of the car and van, led by Deng Chenglong himself. He had to watch the animals in Ai Xiaohai's farm die one by one in order to have the pleasure of revenge.
There are more than ten people, and Ai Xiaohai is not here, can't he deal with a group of chickens and ducks? I heard that there were a lot of dogs in the farm, and in order to prevent accidents, Deng Chenglong also asked people to prepare a batch of drugged meat buns and iron rods, and a shotgun.
Well prepared.
Ah Hua took a large wire cutter and snapped the chain lock on the iron door, and the door was opened......
Quietly, without any sound.
However, neither Deng Chenglong, Yang Ziwei, nor Ah Hua and his subordinates Dahai could have imagined that dozens of pairs of eyes were already staring at them in the dark......
"Second king, someone has come in."
"Second King" Xiao Qi was gnawing on a bone with relish, and lazily raised his head and glanced at the gate of the farm: "How can this be reasonable, there are also people here who want to come in and steal things?" Get all the brethren ready and give them something to see! ”
Kunlun white-tailed snake Agui swam out: "Second king, do you want me to go?" ”
Xiao Qi was about to agree, but the turtle spirit hurriedly said: "No, Ah Gui bites the king and there is no cure, in case of death, it is still the king's trouble, I think it is enough to scare them away and teach them some lessons." ”
Well, it's good to have a prime minister. Xiao Qi thought for a while: "Peter led the team and ordered all the escorts to be dispatched, with weasels, hedgehogs, and rats assisting. The Sparrow Legion was responsible for air raids. Command...... Ah, please help the Golden Eagle couple in the battle......"
Farm Mobilization!
Yunhai Farm was mobilized.
Deng Chenglong is also unlucky, who is he not good to provoke, but he wants to provoke Ai Xiaohai again and again? He actually ran to Yunhai Farm to poison these animals?
What is Yunhai Farm? Longtan Tiger's Den! It seems that there are almost no particularly effective means of defense, but what kind of evil and strange guys live in it?
A dog with the strength of a leopard with a large group of dog guards, a highly venomous snake and a bunch of poisonous snakes, and even Ai Xiaohai was scarred by their attacks...... Crazy, the people who want to occupy this place are really crazy.
"Two kings, we also go to war, and we also go to war." The pair of purple and blue macaws cried.
Are you in the war? Just kidding, the boss said that you are very expensive, in case of an accident, who will bear the responsibility?
"You guys stay honest with me." Xiao Qiyi turned his head and saw Xiao Ba's pitiful eyes looking at him, and immediately understood what it was thinking: "If you want to go, go there." Be smart. ”
Hachi excitedly screamed a few times. Although its strength is a few streets behind Xiao Qi, it is a dog that has withstood the two spiritual powers of King Ai!
Farm Mobilization!
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"Deng Shao, I came here in disguise as a purchaser that day, and there is a place to raise chickens, and a place to raise ducks and rabbits...... "Ah Hua is familiar with this place.
"Spread out, poison!"
"Yes!"
More than a dozen people scattered.
Ah Hua took one of his subordinates, carrying an iron rod in his hand, and cautiously groped forward with a flashlight.
"Wang-"
The sound of a dog barking is heard.
Good fellow, what a big German blackback! He also carried three dogs of the same size behind him.
Ah Hua was taken aback, and quickly took out the meat buns that had been prepared a long time ago and threw them out: "It's delicious, buns." ”
Peter sniffed the buns, and the smell of meat came to his nose. Peter swallowed a mouthful of saliva, who to lie? The king has trained them a long time ago that they are not allowed to eat food thrown by strangers, which is likely to contain **.
"Up!"
Peter gave an order, and rushed out with one limp leg, and the three subordinates also screamed and pounced.
Ah Hua and his subordinates raised their iron rods, and the four dogs had already rushed in front of them.
Peter is an authentic German blackback, and although he is lame on one foot, his fighting power is still there. And more importantly, these dogs in the farm have been specially trained by Ai Xiaohai, which is not comparable to ordinary rabble.
A dog pounced towards Ah Hua's left, and Ah Hua hurriedly swung an iron rod to beat him, but who would have thought that this was just a dog's "trick to lure the enemy"......
"Ah......h
Ah Hua screamed.
Peter had already attacked from the right and bit down on his calf. The German black back has a bite to be solid, what does that taste like?
Ah Hua, who was in a heart-rending pain, was about to swing an iron rod, who would have thought that the dog would take this opportunity to bite his right hand......
One left and one right, the two dogs bit hard, Ah Hua cried and called his mother, and he was expecting his companions to help, but the condition of his subordinates was worse than him......
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Deng Chenglong's team also fell into bad luck.
Dogs, dozens of dogs surrounded them!
Blackback, Golden Retriever, Shepherd, Labrador...... You can imagine all the varieties here. The problem is that these pet dogs are simply a pack of mad dogs, and they bark and launch a ferocious attack on these uninvited guests who have rashly broken into the farm......
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"Brother, wood, get up, someone has broken in outside."
"Don't go out, you forgot that Xiao Hai said that no matter what happens outside the farm, we are not allowed to interfere, and Xiao Qi and his escorts will solve it."
"Ah, I forgot ......"
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"Help!"
"Ouch, my ass."
"Mouse, mouse!" In the midst of the screams, Deng Chenglong's screams were particularly harsh.
Ever since that rat bite, he has a natural fear of rats. But dozens of mice appeared in front of him.
Other...... Stop biting me, it's not been long since I got out of the hospital......
But...... But......
"Ahh
A few mice bit Deng Chenglong's body fiercely!
A big golden retriever slammed Deng Chenglong down, and then, a lightning bolt flew and bit Deng Chenglong's nose.
That's Hachi!
"Mom, help......" Deng Chenglong's nose was bitten by Xiaoba, and blood spurted out one by one, and he thought of his mother at this time.
Not to mention his mother, even if his grandmother, grandmother, and grandmother come, they can't save him......
He thought his nose was bitten and it was over?
The weasels sat down on his face with a swagger...... "flutter-flutter", and two streams of golden liquid squirted out of their stinky glands.
Deng Chenglong is better than dead.
This kind of stench, which even the steppe wolves are afraid of, is being released in front of Deng Chenglong's face. Deng Chenglong foamed at the mouth in an instant, and vomited all the breakfast, lunch, and dinner he ate, and he wanted to die immediately. But the pain made him unable to fall unconscious, otherwise, it would be a relief for him to pass out......
Yang Ziwei, who was huddled in a corner, was lucky for the time being, and no animals found him.
He quietly raised the shotgun in his hand and aimed it at a dog......
But suddenly, two huge black shadows covered the moonlight, and then, a violent whistling passed, and Yang Ziwei fainted......
The male eagle stunned Yang Ziwei, and the female eagle grabbed the shotgun, very curious: "Husband, what is this?" ”
"Well...... Crutches, this is crutches...... Wife, have you forgotten, don't we often see people walking on this side? ”
"Yes, husband, you are so smart...... But how can there be a small hook on the crutch? ”
"I'll take a look."
The trigger of the "Boom ......" shotgun was pulled by the eagle......
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"Ahh
Yang Ziwei woke up from his coma in pain, and the iron sand from dozens of shotguns hit his thigh.
The golden eagle couple was sadly frightened and quickly threw away the shotgun. Damn, humans are so scary, and crutches can make such strange noises......
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Tragedy, this is the most tragic day of this group of guys who rushed into the farmstead.
Dog bites, rat bites - TMD even bites rabbits! Is this still a farmstead? It's a monster gathering place!
Fortunately, the animals obeyed the king's rules and had no intention of leaving them behind.
A group of scarred and painful creatures ran away from the farm.
A day of tragedy - a day of comedy.
Farm Mobilization!