Chapter Twenty-Nine: Stealing Chickens and Touching Dogs with a Loud Voice
The third layer of Mo Xuxian's management - the southwest dart bureau is less darthead.
The second layer of Wuju Wenguan - the youngest rookie of the beggar gang.
The first layer of Li Crazy Pipe - the head of the rookies of the beggar gang.
If you don't kill Zhong Ling halfway, and kill Fang Rong halfway halfway, it's not impossible for Li Mad to be the helper. Qiao Feng suddenly had many more enemies in the beggar gang, most of the older generation was instigated by Quan Guanqing, and most of the younger generation was instigated by this Li madness.
Li Mad looks more decent than the 'law enforcement elder' Bai Shijing, and the fact is more insidious than the 'Ten Perfect Talents' Quan Guanqing. He had already thought of a way out, did not participate in it directly, and only secretly contributed to the trouble, but as a result, Quan Guanqing was expelled, but he was safe and sound.
But he was the most insidious, he could only deceive Qiao Feng for a while, but he couldn't deceive Xiao Feng now.
can't fool Qiao Feng's successor Zhong Ling, and he can't fool the new successor Fang Rong.
Li Mad has always been arrogant, but he never dared to underestimate Qiao Feng in action, so he took the initiative to turn away this time, intending to avoid it and wait for the next opportunity. Among the younger generation of the beggar gang, only Wu Juwen is the male who can threaten Li Mad to the top.
It's just that Wu Juwen is too lustful, and I don't know how many people have been offended because of this. There are constantly beauties around him, almost at any time more than two. His two most beautiful female companions, vinegar are stronger than Mu Wanqing, and they don't even separate from going to the toilet.
In addition, it is quite gentle and cute. No, it should be said that it is the most gentle and lovely. It seems contradictory to say this, but even the Qin Dynasty admits it, because these two women look more Lori than Xiaoliu. And that's not all, both women like to add toes.
In this era of male power, this is nothing like adding a finger, the difference is just a few more and a few less. But if you want to like it like a lollipop, it's not a fake like, but a real one. And that's not all......
When the Qin Dynasty saw it, they hurriedly avoided it, so as not to make trouble.
Wu Juwen has a sunny face, not to mention women, there are many men who have a crush on him. But he had enough of sexual harassment at a young age. The character is not sunny at all, but it is terribly cold. Oddly enough, this made him more relatable.
Not only for people, but also for animals. He has a white tiger, which can be called the tiger king, and his appearance is smarter than Zhong Ling's lightning marten. The nickname of the white tiger is 'Xiaobai', and the full name is 'Wu Xiaobai'. Li Mad generally calls it Little White Girl, which can be seen to be a tigress.
Wu Juwen was only five years old and mixed up with Li Mad , and the two have cooperated many times.
By the time Wu Juwen was fifteen years old, the two were best friends. It is also the worst enemy.
Since he is the biggest enemy, Qiao Feng is the most powerful, so he can only go to the back.
Unexpectedly, they all changed and lost again and again, defeated Zhong Ling once, and defeated Fang Rong again. Wu Juwen began to have the idea of breaking away from the beggar gang, and Li Mad was unwilling. I thought to myself that Qiao Feng was the most powerful, he had to get out, in the past, he was not afraid of the strongest opponents, but now why are he still afraid of the weak and women?
Ridiculous no!
Shame on you?
Li Mad was very unwilling, and wanted to make Fang Rong lose worse than Qiao Feng.
Delusional to conquer Fang Rong in the most manly way. Tell her to obediently do what a woman should do, conceive more children, and give birth to more. Li Mad knew since he was a child that Wu Juwen's biggest weakness was greedy and lustful, and firmly believed that Fang Rong was a temptation that Wu Juwen couldn't refuse.
Sure enoughβjust a guide to that line of thought. Wu Juwen can't go.
Viper Valley.
Wu Juwen sighed: "You can be miserable this time." β
Li Crazy laughed and said: "You don't often say, 'Peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic!'" ββ
Wu Juwen said: "This is not a peony flower, but a thorny rose. His tone changed, "Don't talk about this." Since there is a 'rose fairy', who can afford to mess with roses! It doesn't matter if you have thorns or not. β
"I also know that the 'Rose Fairy' is not troublesome if her eyes are above the top. The trouble is the Fang Lana kid. Zhong Ling is the most powerful, and so is Qiao Feng. As far as Fang Rong is concerned, it was not impossible to blame Fang La. β
Li said wildly: "Don't be right, I don't have the habit of sharing women with others." You never mind, I do. The secret whisper said: "Don't mention that little pervert, I will be angry when I mention it." When will it be his turn to intervene in the position of helper!! β
Wu Juwen remembered the girl who was the first time by Li Mad last night, and frowned: "I naturally don't know that you mind this first time the most, but unless you have a good opportunity in a short period of time, it is never a good sign to be so short-sighted." β
I know that I will never see that girl for the second time, but I don't know how many times this is already Li Mad? I only remember that there are twenty-one people who save one a year. When I got to the twenty-first, I still wanted to save it because I had a pair of beautiful dimples when I smiled.
Just like this, again and again, more and more I was minded by Li Mad . This is also a major reason to want to take the opportunity to leave the beggars. It's not that I don't want to be the leader of a gang, let alone the leader of the largest gang in the world, I just don't want to continue to fight with my friends.
The world is big, and there is no place for it.
I'm worried that the two won't be friends again, being friends for so many years is already a miracle of miracles, and there is no need to challenge the limit. If you have to challenge, you might as well walk around and challenge the limits of eating, drinking, and having fun.
Li said coldly: "I know it's not good, it's not good, it's very bad, otherwise why keep you, the farther you go, the better." Leave you down, not to listen to this nonsense. β
Wu Juwen said unhurriedly: "I think we have to wait at least ten or even twenty years before we have a real chance." But I don't want to wait even a year anymore, and I can't even wait for a short month, otherwise what would I do if I leave? β
Li Madness gritted his teeth and said: "I am almost twenty-eight years old, and I must start a family before I turn thirty." Qiao Feng is not a few years older, why does no one say that he is young? Zhong Ling is so young, and no one still says that she is young. It's just us, so young! β
Wu Juwen looked happy, and said with a smile: "Then I have to stay and collect the body for you." β
Li Mad didn't say any more, now he had to hurry up and train the Viper Formation.
In addition to fighting dogs, the beggar gang is best at the formation is the poisonous snake formation.
Poisonous snakes are not afraid of death or poison, and sometimes they are more difficult to deal with than fighting dogs. It is better to fight the dog formation because snakes have one of the biggest weaknesses, they are naturally afraid of realgar. Li Mad knew that Fang Rong and most of the women around her loved cleanliness and didn't like to wear drugs like realgar, so he thought to himself: If she trains a powerful poisonous snake formation, maybe the opportunity will make her suffer a big loss because of it. 'Dog Stick Method' and 'Twenty-Eight Palms of Dragon Descending' are the most powerful, as long as they are not inviolable by a hundred poisons, how long can they resist?
caught the net, and there were ways to make her give in, a brothel, a pick-up, the most powerful had no choice, and in the end there was only one way left to please her man. Li Mad planned that no matter whether Fang Rong was convinced or not in the future, he would first say that she was a Khitan dog specially found by Qiao Feng, so that she would never be able to wash away her identity as a Khitan. When she gets the complete 'Dog Beating Stick Method' and 'Twenty-Eight Palms of Dragon Descending', it doesn't matter if she lives or dies. But it's better to be able to ...... before you die
Otherwise, there is always a feeling of being busy and empty.
Wu Juwen could already see from his expression that he was probably thinking something, quietly dodged a few steps, shook his head secretly, quietly dodged a few steps, and said secretly: "I'm a civilized person, I don't want to learn your crazy energy, and I can't learn it." β
secretly determined: "It's not that other women can't give up, but I will definitely save Huang Rong's life." He thought: "Fang Rong is not Qiao Feng, Huang Rong is not Fang Rong." The first time I saw her, I knew that she belonged only to me and never to you. You don't want me to go, you're worried about my profit! I really had that idea. But I really don't want to deal with you personally. It is difficult to find a good woman, and it is even harder to find a good woman than to know it. Because there are often good women, and there are many of them, and less is less of good women. β
Every time Wang Yanzhi entered the 'Poisonous Snake Valley', he heard Wu Juwen's loud voice shouting from afar: "Hello Mrs. Su! "In comparison, Li Mad is like a stuffy gourd, rude. Wang Yanzhi became more and more fond of Wu Juwen, and wanted to teach him martial arts many times.
During the same period, Wang Yanzhi found that the fifth layer of the 'Viper Cave' was inexplicably missing some snakes every day, although the few were very inconspicuous, but he thought that he would never go wrong. Quietly, I secretly traced it for a while, although I still haven't found out the reason, but I have completely concluded the previous judgment, and the fifth layer is indeed decreasing poisonous snakes every day. Most of these poisonous snakes were purchased and raised in captivity one by one by the health hall for money, and they felt sorry for the little master if they were missing.
Wang Yanzhi didn't want to disturb the Qin Dynasty's cultivation, so in order to avoid greater losses, he finally chose to report. After Qin Chao learned about it, he took her to quietly take her around the 'Viper Valley'. Wang Yanzhi was extremely surprised to find that those poisonous snakes were actually stolen by Wu Juwen, who had always been polite to him, and most of the snake meat was fried or roasted or boiled and eaten into various delicacies, no wonder he couldn't find it! No wonder you can't find it!
"Oh my God! My family is not as polite as him, not as likable as him, this, this, how is it possible? Wang Yanzhi had to accept it intellectually, but he couldn't accept it emotionally, thinking: "This is a dream." Right! It must be a dream! β
The Qin Dynasty whispered to Wang Yanzhi: "Don't be busy exposing it first, he pretends to be you, pretends not to know, and then see how he pretends to be?" How long will he pretend? β
Out of the Snake Valley, on the way, Wang Yanzhi couldn't suppress his excitement anymore, gritted his teeth and kept panting, tears kept rolling down drop by drop......
"It's so damning! I sent so many poisonous snakes to the beggars, but I was reluctant to eat one, but ours ate it with relish. β
"Aren't the beggars the most chivalrous?"
Qin Chao smiled and said: "Robbing our wealth and helping his poor, isn't this what people in the chivalrous way love to do?" β
After a pause, he said: "The people in the beggar gang are originally the best at stealing chickens and dogs, and if they don't manage it, it will only be more messy." Generally speaking, the survival of the beggar gang is more beneficial than suffocating, and this is true for the beggars, the people, the rivers and lakes, the martial arts, the court, and the nation. Can a group of beggars become like this, and don't they shame other gangs? A few more points, where to put other people's faces! β
Wang Yanzhi hesitated: "Are you really not angry?" (To be continued......)