Chapter 30 Introducing the Otaku Romance
Qin Chao sighed lightly: "It used to be, but now it won't." Because if you are still angry about this little thing now, it won't be long before you will be angry to death. ”
"How so?" Wang Yanzhi seemed to be surprised.
Qin Chao was too lazy to pierce it, and thought about it: "You won't have found out until now, your martial arts are high, your eyesight and ears are strong, what you see and hear is more, and the rare ones have become common, if you get angry every time you see it, how many times do you have to be angry every day!" In addition, there are countless more angry than this, and if you can't help but be angry all the time, what will it look like to be angry? ”
Wang Runzhi: "No wonder Taoist friends like to stay at home more and more!" It's just this one thing," I found that I was talking about it quickly, and I said it again, and changed my words: "I can't stand it, there are countless of them, even if I can bear it, I can't help but feel unhappy." ”
Qin Chao said: "This is indeed one of the reasons, but it is not the main reason. I had the same crazy days when I was out playing, but those days are long gone. It's like a kid playing with mud, it used to be fun, but now it doesn't. ”
Hearing the words 'playing with mud' coming out of Qin Chao's mouth, Wang Yanzhi couldn't help but laugh.
Qin Chao said: "The past is unbearable. Every day, every minute, every second is a starting point, a new beginning. ”
Wang Yanzhi said: "There are more and more poisonous snakes, but Taoist friends are becoming more and more useless." ”
Qin Chao said: "The king of centipedes is not too much at most, and the king of poisonous snakes is not too little." The whole body of centipedes and snakes is a treasure, and the most common ones have extremely high medicinal value and do not lose money. You don't have to do it yourself, wouldn't it be nice to cultivate a few more cronies? Whether it is a girl from a poor family or a lady from a large family, it is inevitable that people will have times when they are in trouble, and there are many in this capital alone, just to save them and help each other. With 'Centipede Mountain' and 'Viper Valley', isn't this qiē much more convenient! But don't be busy with apprentices. The road knows the horsepower, and the people will see it for a long time. ”
Wang Yanzhi hesitated: "Then why do you trust our couple so much as soon as we meet?" ”
Qin Chao smiled: "Haven't you already gone through countless tests, and you still need me to worry?" ”
Wang Yanzhi said with a smile: "Not only are you obsessed with the rules, but you are also not sticking to the rules, and you are flexible." ”
His tone changed: "On the sixteenth day of the first lunar month, Kaifeng Mansion pardoned a group of female prisoners, and a few of them were homeless and came to defect, and I was having a headache about how to settle them." It's good now. Daoyou opened his mouth casually, and he solved a big problem in my heart. ”
Qin Chao smiled and said, "There won't be a Star Sect disciple among them!" ”
Wang Runzhi: "There is a little bit of edge, in addition to being good at slapping horses, his ability is very common." ”
Qin Chao saw that Wang Yanzhi was very disapproving, and reminded: "The martial arts of the disciples of the Xingzhu Sect are not very good, but the poisonous skills are powerful, and they will harm people by unscrupulous means, and they cannot be prevented. It's best to read a few more books on the poisonous skills of the Nakshatra Sect to know the other. Prevent it before it happens. ”
Suddenly stretched out his right hand and said, "If the female prisoner wants to shake your hand, will you shake it?" Without waiting for Wang Yanzhi to answer, he said, "You hold it." And he fell into her hand, and left her to be slaughtered, because she hid a poisonous needle in her hand, and a great poison was grazed on it. ”
Wang Yan's heart was cold. Secretly said: "Although this trick is simple and has been used a long time ago, it is really impossible to prevent." "I thought about it for a moment. Said: "The apprentice had no choice but not to give her a chance to make contact. ”
Qin Chao said: "That's just a gadget. For example, last time, the beggar gang was almost wiped out, but it was the poison 'sad crisp breeze' of Yipintang in Western Xia, which was colorless and tasteless, but it could spread in the air like the fragrance of flowers. ”
Wang Yanzhi's face turned pale, and he said in a trembling voice: "This is going to fall in the eyes of ordinary people, and many masters of the beggar gang can't prevent it, isn't that invincible in the world?" I know no, I can't 'ice and fire bipolar', but I might as well get a few more poisonous needles 'ice and fire bipolar'. ”
Qin Chao joked: "Just sell a few sticks, and Shuangqing will be rich." ”
Haha smiled and said, "The three elders of the Tang Sect are red-eyed. ”
The tone changed and he said: "Poison is easy to detoxify, low cost, high income. There are no worries about heads-up, there are not many group battles, and the challenge of skipping is the most powerful. But the more powerful it is, the rarer and rarer, there are many defects, one is afraid of being diluted by water, the second is afraid of tea reconciliation, the third is afraid of high internal strength, the fourth is afraid of body immunity, and the fifth is afraid of fighting poison with poison......"
With his words, Wang Yanzhi's face turned white, red, white, red, ice and fire.
The Qin Dynasty still attacked on the left and defended on the right, which soon enabled Wang Yanzhi to have a systematic and profound understanding of poison skills.
It's just that the face is bitter, and the white is frightened, and the sunset is red several times.
Although Wang Yanzhi understood the Qin Dynasty's good intentions, the resentment in his eyes couldn't stop him from collecting more and more. That look made Qin Chao get goosebumps all over his body, his eyelids jumped, and he was quickly defeated, not daring to say any more.
The two men fell silent.
I don't know how long it has been.
Finally found another topic, and after a few words, it was time to go home separately, Wang Yanzhi smiled and took out a stack of letters of introduction from an unmarried official lady and handed it to Qin Chao, and whispered: "There are a few of them that are really good, if you don't believe it, you can go to check it secretly." Especially the young lady of the Yang family, who once disguised herself as a man and went on the battlefield, became a general, and at least had a record of 100 people......"
Before she finished speaking, the people of the Qin Dynasty had already disappeared without a trace. What '100 people chop'? It's terrible! At least, the Qin Dynasty was frightened. It's not that I'm afraid of the female generals of the Yang Gate, it's not because I kill too much, it's because I think of those women in the island country of Yingzhou, those unhealthy pictures are of course far less terrible than killing, but only in terms of stimulation to men, it is hotter than killing.
After a long time, the Qin Dynasty mustered up the courage to pick up the letter of introduction from the eldest lady of the Yang family.
When he saw that appearance, his hand shook, and he didn't dare to look at it again.
Secretly screamed: "Oh my mother! Spring...... How did it come? ”
I thought to myself, "No wonder I can dress up as a man!" Saying that she is a woman, how many people believe it? ”
finally mustered up the courage to take a look at it more, his heart fluttered wildly, and he said secretly: "How many women have that national character face?" The Pacific Ocean, the airport, if you want to see Mu Wanqing, you won't die ashamed! Old Madam Su, you are doing well, don't do bad things with good intentions, give you something! ”
Covering his chest, he forced himself to read one by one, and saw that in the end, a face of the Qin Dynasty was paler than a lime wall, and it became more and more difficult to suppress the blood in his heart without breaking out, and asked himself: "The times are different, is there such a big difference in aesthetics?" ”
"It's not that the Tang Dynasty is fatter and more beautiful, if you sleep together, then at least a few hundred catties of weight will be pressed over, even if a man practices martial arts, he can stand it for a while, he can't stand it for a night, he can't stand it for a month, he can't stand it for a year, ten years, or a hundred years!"
Qin Chaoqiang resisted the urge to burn those letters of introduction, took them home and handed them all over to Murong Abi, and asked her to turn them back to Wang Yanzhi, and forwarded a passage by the way:"
I'm skinny, but I'm not short of meat.
I'm a martial artist, but there is no shortage of Mulan in my family.
I love beautiful women, and the more the merrier, but only one wife is enough.
There is a fate to meet thousands of miles away, but there is no chance to not know each other on the other side. Ten years of repairing a boat crossing, a hundred years of repairing a common sleep. If it is a thousand years or ten thousand years to meet, the white head will be in front of you......" comes with the classic 'new' songs "Crossing Love" and "Waiting for a Thousand Years".
Two classics that have passed through the millennium, sung from Murong Abi's mouth to Wang Yanzhi's mouth, sung to the mouth of the Empress Dowager, and sung to the mouth of the young emperor, the more they sing, the more popular they become, men, women and children love to sing, the Great Song Dynasty, Dali, Daliao, Western Xia, Tubo......
On February 29, when Murong Abi was wandering alone on East Cross Street, the back of an old man flashed in the corner of his eye, and he hurriedly chased after him, shouting: "Master! Master......"
After shouting a few times, the old man turned around and hesitated: "Little Abi? The tone was uncertain.
Murong Abi nodded violently and said, "Yes! It's been a long time since I saw Master, your old man, even if Abi didn't change his appearance, now his appearance has changed a lot, but Master hasn't changed at all. As he spoke, he knelt down and kowtowed three times.
When passers-by saw her like that, they stopped one after another and gathered around to watch the excitement.
The old man turned sideways to avoid it, and while carefully looking at Murong Abi, he muttered: "I heard that the master of the health hall has a concubine named Murong Abi who is proficient in music, isn't it you?" ”
Murong Abi was still speaking, and the old man sighed: "I wasn't your master in the first place, but I taught you some basic knowledge, and now I don't dare to be your master." The answer to the above question obviously doesn't need to be asked.
Looking at his expression, it's really not complicated!
If you don't ask, it's more unreasonable in one breath.
Murong Abi had already stood up, but when he heard his words, he immediately knelt down again, choked up, and said, "Master's grace of recreation, the disciples will never dare to forget." How many people can there be in their lives who may not be anything to the master, but who are really good to the disciples? ”
After a pause, he said, "As for the health hall master, Master doesn't have to worry, he never cares what the relationship between the people around him and others is. One is one, two is two, and if you count them separately, you are not afraid of the most messy. ”
The old man's face flashed with joy, and he asked urgently, "How do you count it?" ”
Murong Abi pondered for a moment and said, "For example, if the health hall master is married to a person as a brother, should the brothers' parents also be the parents of the health hall master?" That's just the brother's parents, not to be confused. ”
Her words were very perverse in the eyes of the world, because the most important thing in society at that time was the word 'filial piety'. Most passers-by took into account the prestige of the health hall master, and did not dare to speak out sarcastically or insultingly, but their faces inevitably showed contempt and anger.
A few people felt that her words were indeed reasonable, but they did not dare to echo them in public. The crime of unfilial piety is too big, and no one wants to bear it. Some people were puzzled, and some even suspected that she was deliberately slandering and having a grudge against the master of the health hall.
Various......
The pen and ink are not as good as the ink.
The old man's face changed for a while, and he suddenly pulled Murong Abi's left hand and whispered, "Let's talk in a quiet place." "With a light effort, Dora's speed alone is even faster than usual, and the dodge is even easier. (To be continued......)