Chapter 0376: Little friend, did you clap your hands to me just now
Zhang Chi stared at this scene from behind: This girl is not bad, if she creates the fact that Xiao Xingchen is strong on her, it will be easier for him to go to prison. She's doing a good job, but what can her purpose be?
Xiao Xingchen listened to the tearful voice of the Peugeot girl, and felt that she was not pretending. If you don't take the Karma Pill yourself, you may be able to remember.
"I ...... Can you sue me, what's your name? Xiao Xingchen asked weakly.
The young volunteer who was stimulated by the girl's breasts and replaced the three vertical bars on his flat head came over and saw that there was another girl surnamed Xiao, who was even more beautiful than the girl who was crying. His eyes rolled upward, grabbed the clothes on Xiao Xingchen's chest, and said angrily, "Why are you such a bastard? β
"Who are you?"
"I'm your grandfather!" The young man with three bars on his flat head saw that Xiao Xingchen was thin and weak, far from being his opponent, and he saw that this kid was surrounded by beautiful women, so he was even more angry.
Zhang Chi, who was in the back seat, wondered: What kind of play are they playing?
"You're my grandfather?" Xiao Xingchen wondered: "Can my grandfather be so young?" β
"Hahaha~~~" The combined laughter of the passengers in the half of the carriage shook the trunk trembling.
Xiao Xingchen felt strange: Could it be that these people have all taken the Good Fate Pill? Otherwise, what are they laughing at? Or, are they from the same planet as Hongmen on Wednesday?
"Xiao Xingchen, he's not your grandfather, you took the Good Fate Pill!" Feng Yao thought she was a chivalrous woman, but when the girl started looking for trouble, her heart trembled.
Xiao Xingchen looked at Feng Yao, he was sure: Feng Yao would not lie to himself, therefore, this young man with three bars on his flat head was not his grandfather.
"You're not my grandfather!" Xiao Xingchen stood up and grabbed his wrist with his hand.
"Hahaha~~~" The passengers in the half-carriage laughed together, and the trunk trembled again.
What the hell are these guys laughing at? Xiao Xingchen is clear about one thing, his own brainwave medicine emperor can manage himself to be relatively awake for twenty hours, and after twenty hours, the hallucinations will be strict. However, in order to save the brainwave medicine, try your best to only take one pill a day.
Zhang Chi was stunned: Isn't he Xiao Xingchen? Why is he like this?
The young man with three bars on his flat head felt that this kid's hand was like an iron tong, and his heart began to be afraid: "I'm talking about this girl, all call out your name, and they all cry like this, you shouldn't say that you don't know people, right?" β
"yes, yes!!" Anyone who could hear the three-bar young man on the flat head feel that he is dressed like a ruffian, but he speaks quite reasonably.
"She, is that your girlfriend?" Xiao Xingchen thought hard and said.
"You ......" The young man with three bars on his flat head wanted to be angry, but his hand struggled, but he didn't break away, and his heart was even more empty. Besides, this kid seems to be a little stunned.
"Xiao Xingchen, you and I have been in love for a year, and going to bed is like using a ......toilet," the girl took out a small bag of napkins with film packaging, pulled out two of them, and said while wiping her tears.
"Hahaha~~~" The passengers of the half-carriage laughed violently again, and the tremor of the trunk was transmitted in the front and rear trunks.
The laughter reached the ears of the conductor, who led the police to rush towards the third carriage.
"What's going on?" The conductor shouted angrily when he saw the young man with three bars on his flat head grabbing one young man by the collar and another young man grabbing his wrist.
Xiao Xingchen went to pick snow lotus, and he really didn't want to be delayed on the road. Then he said: "Sister train, I don't know him either, he said it was my grandfather...... Can my grandfather be so young? β
The passengers burst into laughter again, and the trunk shook again.
The conductor understood: it was this young man with three bars on his flat head who bullied a stunned man.
These people, it's inexplicable! Xiao Xingchen tidied up his clothes and tie, sat down and thought hatefully.
"Hurry back to your seats, and don't make a fuss!" The conductor shouted with the microphone.
When everyone evacuated, the girl who said that she had been in love with Xiao Xingchen and went to bed like a toilet disappeared.
There was only one person who was paying attention to her, and that was Zhang Chi, who had been sitting there without moving.
At this time, Zhang Chi was also a little nervous: this problem must be in the carton. If there is really a bomb in that carton, then with a bang, Xiao Xingchen will be blown up on the plane, and the whole train will also derail, then, even if he can't blow it up, the train is so high-speed, he will be set into meat sauce.
Zhang Chi's cold sweat soaked his clothes, and the feeling of urinating just now has disappeared. He estimated that the urine was nervous, and the moisture was emitted with the pores!
The chaotic crowd dissipated, and the eyes were sour as they stared at the cardboard box. At this moment, I saw a little boy of twelve or thirteen years old, holding a big urea bag, bending down to put the cardboard box into the urea bag, wrapping it, and hurriedly walking to the back of the car with his armpits.
The flabby head began to pound in pain: what was going on? Why did you take what you took again?
Zhang Chi didn't think about pretending to be Xiao Xingchen's ex-girlfriend separately from the young man with three bars, and this child: he thought that they were a system, a system that framed Xiao Xingchen. However, the behavior of the three of them made him unbelievable!
The young man with three bars on his flat head sat back in his seat and covered his head with his hands. may be regretting: the girl is beautiful, let this kid be like going to the toilet, he didn't even lean on the side, but he was almost beaten, what is this for?
The three bars sat in the fifth row, two rows behind Xiao Xingchen.
Everyone was evacuated, and everyone was calm, but the more Xiao Xingchen thought about it, the more he became a little guilty: he didn't cause trouble, but there was one thing to be clear, let this young man tell me personally: He is not my grandfather?
Xiao Xingchen stood up.
Feng Yao grabbed his hand: "Xiao Xingchen, you took the Good Fate Pill!" β
"Oh, I see!" He didn't want to cause trouble at all, he just wanted to get to the bottom of the matter. So, he smiled at her and said.
"Hey, Sandaokong, you're not my grandfather, are you?"
Zhang Chi estimated that the passengers were going to laugh again. However, he was wrong, and none of the passengers smiled, but all looked at the somewhat stunned guy with nervous faces.
"I ......" the hand of the three bars was taken off his face, he was a little scared, first, this stunned man was stronger than his own strength, and second, this guy was not an ordinary stunned. However, he did not want to lose face in front of everyone. As a result, he blushed and shook his head.
In Xiao Xingchen's eyes, everyone is half a year younger. However, he has now learned to distinguish people by their faces, not by their figures.
If his grandfather really wants to save zΓ i, his body should be so small.
At this time, Xiao Xingchen suddenly patted his head: he thought more clearly, when he was young, his grandfather died! He hurriedly walked back to his seat, put on Feng Yao's ear and said, "Xiao Yao'er, I remember, when I was young, my grandfather died, and that three-way bar is definitely not my grandfather." β
"Xingchen, you have taken the Good Fate Pill, you should take the antidote!" Feng Yao saw that he said stupid things, and called himself Xiao Yao'er, so he reminded.
"I know!" It's a one-size-fits-all approach! Xiao Xingchen is now convinced that the young man with these three bars is not his grandfather, and this is enough!
Xiao Xingchen stood up again, he wanted to sue sΓΉ for these three bars, what he said was wrong. He saw that the seats of the three bars were empty, and when he looked again, the three bars were fleeing in horror to the back of the trunk.
"Old and young masters, grandmothers, aunts and sisters!" Xiao Xingchen straightened his bright red tie, hugged his fists, and pointed his fists from the front of the car to the back: "I want everyone to prove to me that the young man with three bars is definitely not my grandfather!" β
"Huh!" When the travelers heard this stupid remark, they only laughed a little, and then they all bowed their heads: This young man is so pitiful!
A couple sitting on the right side of the sixth row, with a one- or two-year-old boy in his arms, of course he didn't understand the meaning of Xiao Xingchen's words, but smiled and slapped two small slaps.
"This little brother, they don't want to prove it for me, can you prove it for me?" Xiao Xingchen saw a child slapping and smiling at him, so he stepped forward and asked.
The child's father sat outside, and he immediately handed the child to his wife inside, stood up and sat down to protect the child.
His wife was trembling desperately inside, and only the child was still "quacking" and clapping her little hands.
"Well, it's a deal!" Xiao Xingchen saw the child smiling, and probably agreed, so he stretched out his little finger and prepared to hook him.
To be a human being is to be true to your word!
The child's father, fearing that his son would be harmed, blocked his fingers.
Xiao Xingchen could no longer see the child's face, and the child screamed behind his father.
Xiao Xingchen saw his father blocking him, and thought: It's okay if you don't prove it! It's not a big deal! He returned to his seat, ready to continue listening to Feng Yao talk about her family.
Zhang Chi was so shocked that he was sweating on the left and sweating on the right. Does he feel that Xiao Xingchen is not purely stupid? Is it interesting to frame such a person? How did he get stupid?
Zhang Chi is depressed! There was a bubble in my heart!
"Comrade Police, it's him!" A middle-aged man with gray hair came from the trunk of the car with a big back, pointing to the front and saying.
Zhang Chi was so depressed that the bubble bulged up before it went down, and another bubble bulged out in his heart: he saw that the big back head with gray hair pointed to Xiao Xingchen's position, and scolded in his heart: Paralyzed, what kind of play is this!
Two police officers, a man and a woman, followed behind the big back.
"Comrade Police, it's him!" The big back pointed directly at Xiao Xingchen and said.
Xiao Xingchen heard Feng Yao keep talking about family matters, he was about to ask her a few words jokingly, when he suddenly saw the big back pointing at him, he felt inexplicable, he stood up, touched his big back and said, "Little friend, what's the matter, do you mean me?" β
"Hahahaha~~~" The laughter of the passengers exploded in the trunk again, and the trunk was in danger again!
"Kid, is that the one you just clapped my hands to?" Xiao Xingchen saw that they were all so small anyway, and suddenly had a confused connection in his heart.
"What are you pretending to be?" The big back took the hand he put on his head and said angrily.