Li Er came out of the town health center, and before he left the gate of the health center, he met Niu Er head-on, drove the car that Li Er sold him, broke into the health center like the wind, stopped in front of the emergency room, and the car door opened, the girl nicknamed Red Rose helped Green Rose get out of the car, Green Rose was distributed, dragged a shoe, pale, covered his stomach, walked with a step, and bent down step by step towards the emergency room.

Li Er was curious, and came over and asked, "Niu Er, why don't you enjoy the two beauties at home, why do you bring them to the health center?" This is not a dance hall, it is a place for people to see a doctor, needles and take medicine, what is the wrong account? ”

Niu Er looked at Li Er, and instead of answering Li Er's question just now, he asked rhetorically, "What are you doing in the health center?" Don't say that your wife is sick, her body, we can't find a second person in Zizhuang. ”

"It was a huge person who drank poisoned wine by mistake and came to the hospital for rescue."

"He can't have an accident, if he dies, who will be the king of our kidnapping village." Do you when? ”

Li Er didn't answer Niu Er's question directly, but asked, "Niu Er, what are you talking about Green Rose?" Got into a fight with your wife? ”

Niu Er sighed for a while and said, "I found true love, I don't want her to be unhappy." Green Rose was in charge of money on my farm, but Red Apricot didn't follow, so the two of them did it. Originally, the two of them had similar skills, but my son helped his mother, after a few rounds, the green rose was on the stomach, and asked the red apricot to kick it, do you think, the red apricot kick, is it a woman's foot? No, it's harder than a donkey's hooves, Green Rose is a girl's family, she came out of school, she hasn't worked hard, her skin is thin and tender, where can she hold the foot of Red Apricot? This is not coming to the hospital, Li Er, you say. What did I do in my last life, such a wife as Hongxing has been blood mold for eight lifetimes. ”

Niu Er waved his hand and asked Red Rose to help Green Rose into the emergency room to see a doctor, and he stood outside by himself and continued to talk nonsense with Li Er.

The leather donkey was huge, and the little peach followed behind, and the three of them came to Niu Er. When passing by, Xiao Taohong pulled Li Er's sleeve and said, "Go back." Don't fool around with these inappropriate bastards, so that they will spoil you. I haven't heard anyone say, I can't learn it for three years, I can't learn it badly, wow, a few words will teach you. Go, go home. ”

Niu Er went up and grabbed Xiao Taohong's clothes and asked, "Hey, what do you mean?" There seems to be something in your words just now. What do you mean by a bad bastard? Am I talking? Niu Er pointed his finger at his nose and asked, "Can I Niu Er teach your Li Er badly?" Okay, isn't my Niu Er long-lasting? Speaking from the heart, your family Li Er. If he doesn't teach me badly, even if I burn high incense! Look at your eastern crutches, including our western crutches, and even the southern crutches. Who? Can you have more eyes than Li Erxin? He's a thief! ”

Xiao Taohong shook off Niu Er's hand and said, "Niu Er, if I'm not mistaken." The two girls who went in just now are your confidantes, right? What a good two girls, call the pig to arch, but it's a pity. ”

"You say I'm a pig?"

Xiao Taohong taught Niu Er: "You haven't washed pig intestines for a few days?" If it weren't for your mother-in-law giving you a chance to pour the pig into the water, maybe you would still be asking for food everywhere? Something that doesn't know shame, dare to be as tall as our family Li Er! ”

"Dare to scold me? Watch Lao Tzu fix you! "Niu Er was just about to go crazy. Liu Xueyin came out after paying the money, and happened to see Niu Er's teeth and claws unreasonable to Xiao Taohong. She coughed vigorously, frightened Niu Er and hurriedly took a few steps back, bent down and bowed her head, respectfully, nodded to Liu Xueyin in a proper manner, and said that her temper was gone, and she took the initiative to mention: "Doctor Liu Xueyin, my car is here, send Da Da and you back, it's too late." ”

"Can't you miss your good deeds?" Liu Xueyin asked ignorantly.

"I can't miss it, I can't miss it. Please get on the bus. Niu Er personally helped the huge to the car, asked Liu Xueyin to sit in front, and let Li Er's donkey sit in the back, Niu Er ran to the left front side, pulled the car door, just stepped in with one foot, the car door was not closed, Hongxing came out of nowhere, according to the front face of the car is a kick, and scolded in a dry mouth: "His grandmother has a tail, the old lady's car, who is pulling?" ”

Hongxing pointed to Liu Xueyin, who was sitting in front of him, and said: "I have thought about my lover all my life, but I didn't get it when I was a girl, and now I have become an old lady, how many men have played enough leftovers and become a baby?" You want to be courteous, right? Get the hell out of here! ”

Liu Xueyin knew that Hongxing was a half-hung girl, and she couldn't be called true, and she was angry with her, just like a pig playing the piano. Little Peach knows what Red Apricot is, and it's not worth seeing her. Just wanted to get out of the car, Li Er pressed her hand, poked his head out of the car, smiled sweetly, and said, "It turned out to be Boss Hong." If you have any problems, why don't you just ask the director to come to your home and make a report, and bother your old man to make a trip himself, how inappropriate it is. Look, Hongxing, I haven't seen you for a few days, how did you become so beautiful, tsk, look at this face, look at this waist, it's really a willow body pinching the waist. Hongxing, you have to be careful when you go out in the future, I heard that those college students who have just graduated outside, those young boys, are looking for beautiful and rich beauty bosses like you, in case they are called to target, several young men are on it together, you say, which one do you want? At that point, your Niu Er followed behind you, lifted your shoes and told you to kick off your front teeth, hahaha! ”

Hong Xing listened to Li Er's words, her heart was full of joy, and she stepped forward and ordered Niu Er: "Hurry up and send my second brother Li back, don't you see him busy?" When I get to the east corner, help the second brother Li down, you give me a quick back, if it's slow, see if I don't strangle your two little girls to death! ”

Three days later.

The sun was lazily shining on the door of the Pijia chicken shop, and the leather donkey took advantage of Li Er's efforts to pee, and secretly moved one of Li Er's horses on the chessboard backwards, just in time to call the leather donkey's cannonball.

When Li Er came back, he found that the donkey was happy, and knew that he had fallen into the ghost in chess, so he interrogated: "

Did you steal a move while I wasn't there? ”

The leather donkey shouted and said: "How can it, my leather donkey is a righteous man and a gentleman, unlike the huge king, who sneaks around and cleans those bad things that dogs don't do." ”

Li Er tilted his head. asked with a smile: "Da Da is a well-known honest man in our East Kidnapper, how dare you say bad things about him behind your back?" ”

"He's an honest man? Shit! Second Master Li, don't you know, what is the huge doing, a while ago, he took the dead Yu Xiu'e, who was closer than his mother. ”

"Impossible." Li Er said with a strange face.

"After the salary was paid, all the money was handed over to Yu Xiu'e, which is proof. You think, huge in the past paid wages. always steals chickens and dogs and hides them, where did you give Liu Xueyin all his salary? Huge is a bastard who eats inside and out. ”

"Huge is a bastard, you say? Miscellaneous? ”

"Not really! It is! After the donkey finished speaking, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, he was sitting with his back against the door, face to face with Li Er facing outward. When he looked back, his face suddenly showed embarrassment, it turned out that Ah, he didn't know when, he was already standing behind him. Just now he scolded Da Da and said those words, so that Da Da could hear them clearly. At this time, the leather donkey suddenly realized that he had figured out Li Er's evil ambition just now. He knew that the huge was coming, so he stood behind him, but he deliberately lured himself to curse the huge one, isn't this intended to make him look good? Li Er is really a sinister and vicious guy!

The donkey learns about Li Er's schemes. It's already three autumns late. He grabbed the donkey by the neck and yelled, "Who stole the chicken and touched the dog?" Who's the bastard? Say it! If you are satisfied with the answer, we can say anything. If you don't like me, be careful that Lao Tzu turns his face and doesn't recognize people! ”

The donkey stammered: "Huge king, you want to scare me to death, like a ghost, why don't you move at all?" Scared to death doesn't pay for your life. ”

"What you just said, what donkey farts you put on, tell me again." The huge eyes of the leather donkey were disdainful, and the hand screamed vigorously, almost lifting the leather donkey off the ground. The donkey's feet were almost gone.

The leather donkey shouted at Li Er: "Second Master Li, help, you can't ignore me." ”

Li Er said in a weird way: "Leather donkey, dare to be a hero." I've scolded everything, and I still care about this? At most, a few huge beatings are not a big deal. If you don't pay for the huge three chickens to pull down, the ugly words come to the front, huge, you can't swallow the three chickens alone, let's have one for each person! ”

"Second Master Li, you can't fall into the well." What about Li Erye, Li Er's virtue, can he be called a master? That is, the leather donkey is blind, one by one calling Li Er, Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai, one is willing to fight, one is willing to suffer, there is no way, the leather donkey is a cat urine bubble pancake, just this bite! Since he was a child, he was used to calling Li Er, and he didn't know it for him.

Writing this, the author suddenly remembered a phenomenon. In the past, there was no electric mill, and the noodles were all eaten by the donkey pulling the mill, and the donkey that pulled the mill wore an eye cover for it (the eye cover is made of cloth, and the shape is a bit like a woman's special chest supplies, and the donkey is covered with eyes to prevent it from stealing the grain on the millstone). Author's note) There is also the reins of the donkey, to be tied is not long or short, the tie is long, when the donkey pulls the mill, the circle of rotation is too large, it is easy to touch the wall in the mill, and it is easy to hurt the donkey's head and legs. If the reins are short, the donkey's belly will easily touch the grinding disc made of stones, and the donkey's belly will be bruised. Controlling the length of the donkey's reins is the key.

Li Er is the reins that control the donkey.

Huge originally wanted to scare and scare the donkey, but he didn't want to really hit the donkey. The purpose of him and Li Er coincided, and the two of them just wanted to get a chicken to eat.

The leather donkey was extremely reluctant to give Li Er two people, and one of them stuffed a chicken in his hand. Seeing that the two chickens were gone, the face of the leather donkey turned yellow with pain.

Just when he was happily holding the chicken and following Li Er, he was about to go to the seafood restaurant, when he inadvertently looked back, the leather donkey quickly locked the door of the chicken shop, and was about to follow them to the seafood restaurant to eat chicken.

"You're not allowed to follow me!" Huge so yelling at the donkey.

A car stopped in front of Pangda with a bang, startling Pang, and when he looked at it, Niu Er got out of the car, intercepted Pangda and said, "Pang, Li Er, where are you going?" He still has a chicken in his hand. ”

"Go to the seafood restaurant to eat chicken." Huge looked at the chicken in his hand, very proud.

The leather donkey came over and grabbed Niu Er's arm, pulled him to the corner next to the chicken shop, and asked, "Niu Er, you are a busy man in our kidnapping village, why do you have time to come to my chicken shop?" Could it be that you want to eat chicken? ”

"I have something to ask Li Er for help."

"Li Er, he listens to me and the big words, your words may not be good. If you want to ask Li Er to do something, I have one condition, can you agree? ”

"What conditions? Do you know what I want Li Er to help you do? Niu Er asked.

"You think I don't know about it, ask Li Er to help you train those two girls." The leather donkey checked Niu Er's face and continued to guess: "It must be those two girls, you can't take care of them alone, and you want to give Li Er one, right?" ”

"It's not for Miss Li."

"That's one for me?" The donkey whimsically points to his nose.

"It's true that it has something to do with those two girls, it's not to anyone, it's they who sued me." When Niu Er said this, he looked a little anxious.

The donkey is the most observant, and he said: "Lawsuit? That's a big cost. Three pig thighs, if you don't agree, don't talk about it. ”

"A pig's thigh!"

"Two pig thighs."

"Deal! I'll send it to Pijia Chicken Shop tomorrow. I promise you're satisfied. ”

Niu Er sent the two fat pork legs to the leather donkey on time, and after Niu Er left, the leather donkey quietly called the huge one: "Come and get the pork legs, quietly enter the village, don't shoot wow." ”

The huge leather donkey divided the two pork legs sent by Niu Er, one for each person. Li Er is still in the dark. Can he give Niu Er and do that? (To be continued......)