In the evening, Niu Er called Li Er and asked, "Li Er, took my pork leg, did you eat it well?" That's a new breed of foreign pigs. The lean meat percentage is extremely high. ”

Li Er asked puzzledly: "Pork legs?" What kind of pork leg? ”

"Li Er, don't be funny. I'm in a hurry. Niu Er was on the phone, looking a little anxious.

Li Erjue's Niu Er spoke inexplicably, ignored him, and hung up the phone.

Just after Li Er hung up Niu Er's phone, he didn't do much, he heard someone knocking on the door, he looked at the electronic watch on the wall, it was almost eleven o'clock, who was so uninteresting, it was so late, and he still came to visit the door?

The door opened, it was not Li Er who opened the door, Xiao Taohong was dressed in clothes, poked out half of her head from behind the door, and said impatiently: "Three watches in the middle of the night, and you don't let people sleep?" I don't know how much a pound I hate. ”

"What I hate is your own brother, he eats my pork leg and doesn't admit it. Less nonsense, open the door, and call Lao Tzu in. What kind of thing is it if you don't do anything after receiving something? Otherwise, return the two pork legs to Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will leave immediately. ”

Little Peach called Niu Er to say that he was blind. She couldn't tell whether Li Er had taken Niu Er's pork leg or not. However, listening to Niu Er's righteousness, she wondered in her heart, thinking: My brother has a lot of entertainment outside, and she took Niu Er's pork leg and gave it to others. The person who collected the pig's leg may be a woman, and he has some ambiguous relationship with my own brother, and my own brother is thin-skinned and unwilling to admit it in front of me. Man, face.

Xiao Taohong turned around and asked Li Er: "Kiss brother, did you take Niu Er's pork leg?" If you take him, just give him money, if it's not convenient for you to have money in your pocket, I have money on me. ”

Li Er roared: "The Northeast people spoke, told him to roll the calf, close the door and sleep, what is the rambling with a pig killer?" ”

Little Peach pushed Niu Er away. The door closed with a "bang". Let Niu Er beat his chest outside and scream, there was no movement in the house.

The wine money asks for the pot. The next morning, it was just dawning. The donkey is dreaming of yellow sorghum. Suddenly woke up by a knock on the door. Listening to the "all-through" kicking of the door, the leather donkey hurriedly slipped off the bed, held his pants in his hand, and hurriedly asked: "Who, slamming the door in such a hurry, are you in a hurry to buy chickens?" Here it is, here it is. There are ready-made chickens in the shop. It's all just made last night, so you don't have to rush like this. ”

The donkey opened the door and asked, "How many chickens do you want?" ”

The man grabbed the donkey and shouted, "I want my pig's leg, take it out!" ”

Only then did the donkey see clearly, the person who came was not buying chickens at all, but was here to collect debts, who was it? Niu Er. Li Er didn't admit it last night, Niu Er thought about it. It must have been the leather donkey that took the pig's leg and didn't give it to Li Er. I was angry at night, and I came to look for the donkey early in the morning, wanting to get the pork leg back as soon as possible. Then send it to Li Er, so as not to delay Li Er's errand.

The donkey stammered, "Pork legs? Pork legs, you say? I??? It's huge, I was busy in the chicken shop at the time, and it happened to be huge. I gave the pork leg to the huge and asked him to send it to Li Er, that ??? What the. Isn't it Li Er's brother-in-law, it's easy to communicate between relatives. How? Li Er didn't receive the pork leg wow? Or did he hide it and not admit it? Niu Er, you know, Li Er ran the train in his mouth, and he never told the truth. Why don't you ask the huge? His family's clinic is diagonally opposite. ”

The donkey pointed to the huge kidnapping clinic and pushed Niu Er outside the door of the chicken shop. However, he didn't close the door and began to pretend to tidy up the chicken racks. From time to time, he glanced at Niu Er who was standing outside, and prayed in his heart: "My Grandpa Niu, hurry up, the huge couple is waiting for you in the clinic." ”

Niu Er hesitated for a moment at the door of the Pijia Chicken Shop, but took a big stride and came towards the kidnapping clinic. He is still the old way, facing the iron door of the clinic, and raising his leg is a few feet!

Thinking that he had come to see a doctor, he hurriedly said inside: "It's coming, it's coming!" What kind of illness do you have? In such a hurry? ”

Da Da opened the door, saw that it was Niu Er, knew that he was not coming to see a doctor, or cursed him: "Niu Er, who is sick in your family?" Isn't it urgent? What medicine to buy wow? ”

"Huge, don't you live in Yu Xiu'e's house? Tossed the old battery and his wife to death, come back and toss your wife again. Niu Er unceremoniously disdainful of the huge.

"Early in the morning, what kind of came to the clinic? I see if you have rinderpest and are burned, and you came here to find a fight, right? "Huge fist swing, about to attack Niu Er.

Liu Xueyin coughed behind the huge one, and the huge looked back at Liu Xueyin's eyes, took a few steps back, stretched out his hand, and pushed his wife Liu Xueyin to the front desk.

"What's going on? What kind of system does it become to be noisy in the clinic? It's a place where you can't mess around. Liu Xueyin took off the white coat hanging on the wall, put it on his body, reached out and took the stethoscope on the table in his hand, and continued to ask: "You have rinderpest?" It was a disease in an animal. ”

Liu Xueyin said, and he was about to press the stethoscope on Niu Er's chest.

Niu Er pulled aside the stethoscope that Liu Xueyin stretched out, and said angrily: "The leather donkey is called huge, give Li Er a pig's leg, where do you two take the pig's leg?" I'm afraid it didn't get into the belly of your dog, right? If you are interested, quickly send the pork leg to Li Er, and if you don't know how to take out the pork leg, I will personally give Li Er, two roads, you pick it yourself. ”

Speaking of pork legs, Liu Xueyin understood, she didn't understand just now, she deliberately pretended to be confused, you think, there is a big pork leg at home for no reason, can she not ask the huge, where did this come from? Huge likes to show off all his life, can he not support the hero in front of his wife? Let's be honest, last night, the huge pork leg resisted home, and Liu Xueyin was happy, and he couldn't close his mouth. The two of them didn't care about eating, one was holding a knife, the other was dragging it, the huge one was a chef, getting a pork leg, that wasn't Zhang Fei eating bean sprouts, a piece of cake! The two of them were busy for a while, dividing the pork legs, putting the meat in the refrigerator, and boiling the bones, and before ten o'clock, the bones in the pot were already cooked. Huge scooped out the bones, removed the lean meat on the pork legs, cut them to the size of walnuts, soy sauce vinegar and sesame oil monosodium glutamate chicken essence, mixed with green onions, ginger and garlic, all into a small bowl, put it in front of Liu Xueyin, and plugged the door. Two people have a bottle of beer, eating and drinking, so uncomfortable!

The dust always has to fall, and things have to be solved.

Huge looked at Liu Xueyin, squeezed over and said, "The pork leg thing is easy to do." Li Er is my brother-in-law, so I'll call him and explain the matter of the pork leg to him clearly. Last night, I was afraid that he wouldn't get the pork leg, so I roughly divided it up for him and put it in my refrigerator to freeze. All in all. Niu Er, what's the matter with you, just go to Li Er to do it, okay? ”

Niu Er was a little skeptical when he saw the huge package, but he knew the special relationship between Xiao Taohong and Li Er, and felt that there was some truth in what he said. His purpose is to beg people to do things, and as for who the pork leg is for, he doesn't want to ask. Those officials in the world. Who dares to collect money loudly and freely, isn't it all through guò various channels to save the country?

Huge guarded Niu Er, called Li Er and said, "Li Er." You bastard, my sister, tell her to answer the phone, urgent. ”

Xiao Taohong took the phone from Li Second. I heard Da Da say: "Sister, what about Niu Er, give your Li Er's eight lambs." I sent the pork leg, Li Er was not there at the time, and Niu Er was in a hurry to go back, so I took the pork leg for you. Brother, I just got up, and when I have breakfast, I will send you the pork leg. You sued Li Er, the king of the eight lambs, and told him to give birth to Niu Er to do that, do you hear? ”

Xiao Peach hadn't spoken yet, and the huge side had already hung up the phone.

Liu Xueyin said: "Niu Er, let's go, go directly to Li Er after dinner, he has nothing that he can't do, in his words, that is, in the world, he has no head that he can't shave." ”

Niu Er came to Li Er's house. Li Erzao put the tea on the coffee table. He asked with a smile: "What's the matter, you still need to send a pork leg?" Everyone is a neighbor of Zhuang, ten families and nine relatives, you don't have to be polite. ”

"That's not the way you just now."

"Ahh Forget it, let's talk about you first. ”

Niu Er put the red roses and green roses, how to enter his farm, how to manage money, one to keep accounts,

Later, how to make trouble with Hongxing, from beginning to end, I explained it in detail.

"What are you going to do with them? Is it to give money to eliminate the disaster, or to kick it out? ”

"I still have a few sticks in their hands. They came out of the hospital that day, and they didn't go back to work on the farm, alas, it was my half-hung wife Hongxing, which intensified the conflict and made things a mess that couldn't be cleaned up. ”

"Just now you said that there is a note in their hands, is it an IOU or an IOU?"

Niu Er said hesitantly: "Don't I have no spare money in my hand? It was also my ghost, I was a little joking at the time, I spent the night in the farm, they asked for money, I didn't have wow, so I wrote an IOU to them in a daze, and I borrowed their money??????"

"How much is the IOU in total?"

"Hundreds of thousands." Niu Er lowered his head.

Li Er asked, "What do they mean?" Do you ask someone to ask for money with an IOU? ”

That's what they meant. Li Er, I know you have a lot of experience, can you discuss with the people who came and give them some compensation appropriately? But in any case, you can't give them the amount on the IOU, because some of the IOUs are false. There wasn't that much money. ”

Li Er pondered for a moment, looked up and thought for a while, and told Niu Er: "You tell them to come to me, but you must sue them, I am the middle, not the one who owes the debt." ”

"Definitely, definitely." Niu Er bowed to Li Ershen and left.

In the afternoon, a dark and thin old man came, nodded to Li Er, and said, "Do you know how Dayu controls the water?" ”

"Yes, wow." Li Er agreed without humility or arrogance.

"I'm the one who controls the water." Good fellow, the old man really dares to make it.

"Have you heard of Pangu? The one who broke the ground. Li Er replied to him.

"Know"

"I'm the Pangu Daddy." Anyway, bragging and not taking taxes, blow it, let's see who blows whom! Play this set of immortal jumping with me, Lao Tzu is even better, and he is the ancestor of playing immortal jumping. Li Er was secretly happy in his heart.

probably didn't bluff Li Erzai, and the two looked at Li Erzai carefully. Greeted: "Brother is so eloquent! You must have eaten by your mouth, right? ”

"Yes and no."

"What do you mean by that?"

Li Er explained: "Yes, that's right. I am a mediator in the village, and I often mediate disputes with everyone, which is to eat by mouth. In addition, my wife is in Nanyang, open a small business, get a few dollars for me to spend. That's not two words. ”

"Brother speaks cheerfully. He is a man who does great things. Then let's talk about the money for the IOU, when will it be repaid? Set a date so that my sister can have a hope. ”

"Red Rose, Green Rose, which is your own sister?"

The old man didn't seem to feel at ease, and his face flushed slightly. A little embarrassed to say: "Sister, there are far and near, anyway, they are all called sisters." ”

Li Eryi stretched out his hand and said, "Seafood House, walking?" ”

The old man was unequivocal and followed Li Er into the seafood restaurant with a swagger. It seems that the person who came is indeed a character, and it is certain that he is an old man.

Li Er saw his arrogance, felt a little blocked in his heart, and was determined to fight him. (To be continued......)