The familiar phrase 'oops, my grass' made the slender strips flying in the air understand at once, but it seemed to be a little late......

Puff ......

There was a sound of the donkey barking stopped, and the meat ball was officially landed.

Slender and confused, he struggled to get up from Qin Xiaomao, "Husband, why are you!" ”

Saying that, he pulled Qin Xiaomao again, "Husband, you speak!" Husband! Husband? ”

Suddenly he was as soft as a noodle to the ground......

"Ah!!h Slender Tiao suddenly let out a scream, and then burst into tears, "Husband, don't scare people...... Whining...... People are wrong, woo...... People don't easily use the trick you taught to fly the tiger anymore......"

Qin Xiaomao's fate is very big, and he didn't hang up at the moment, but he was choked by the pair of things that seemed to be iron balls on his slender chest, and his head was very dizzy......

"Dead ...... No! Qin Xiaomao struggled to squeeze out a few words, and then tilted his head, as if he had completely fainted

Although he heard Qin Xiaomao say this before he fainted, he was still quite worried, and then like a baby, he held his waist with one hand and his head with the other, picked him up and ran into the house.

Li Chanjuan was also woken up by the movement behind her at this time, and when she heard a cry that seemed to be slender, she hurriedly got off the ground, didn't care about the ** exposed by the bra on her upper body, put on her shoes and ran towards Qin Xiaomao's house......

Just when Li Chanjuan ran towards Qin Xiaomao's house, Slender Tiao had already run back, opened the door and didn't think too much about it, went directly to the front room, and put Qin Xiaomao on her side on the kang......

Finding that there was no one in Qin Xiaomao's house, Li Chanjuan walked back just when she saw Qin Xiaomao who was being held upright and slender and slender, and hurriedly ran back to the front room, "Miao Miao, why is Xiaomao outside?" ”

"Woo...... I don't know!! Slender said and cried again

"Miao Miao, don't worry! Tell me what's going on? ”

"I was knocked unconscious by me......"

Forehead...... Li Chanjuan was stunned for a moment, but looking at Qin Xiaomao's unknown appearance, she couldn't care about the cause and effect, and immediately said: "Look at Xiaomao like this, it's really not okay, let's go to the hospital......"

"Why don't you take artificial respiration first......" Slender Tiao suddenly said extremely nonsensically

"No!!" Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded on the kang

In fact, where did he faint, although his head was very confused just now, but he didn't faint, just to hide his motive for going to the backyard, he deliberately pretended to be like this before.

"Husband......"

"Little Mao ......"

Slender, Li Chanjuan hurriedly looked at Qin Xiaomao on the kang one after the other......

Brush!!! A row of bright red liquid trickled down from Qin Xiaomao's nose......

Li Chanjuan's voice, Qin Xiaomao heard it from the time he entered the house and went to the kang, but he resisted his curiosity for fear that he didn't dare to open his eyes......

At this moment, when I heard Slender Tiao say that I wanted artificial respiration, I thought of the stimulation from the last time, and I had to open my eyes with a shout.

But this time I opened my eyes, in addition to the slender steamed bun face in my sight, there was also an extremely delicate face, and there was more...... There is a second face for a woman......

The pair of jade rabbits hidden in the hollow lace edge, it seems that at least one and a half hands can barely hold it! The main thing is that he looked down at him, and the pink and pink grapes were all clearly visible......

The impact from the vision, the different body fragrances of the two women from the sense of smell at this moment, how can this make him a small man with strong blood and strength stand it!

Seeing Qin Xiaomao's appearance that seemed to be greatly injured, she wanted to cry again, but she was directly pulled aside by Li Chanjuan, whose face instantly turned red, and Qin Xiaomao's thief eyes as a woman suddenly understood.

In a shy look, he forcibly squeezed out a smile and said to the slender strip, "Xiao Mao is fine!" ”

"Are you alright?"

"Don't believe you're asking him?"

Qin Xiaomao immediately stood up, lowered his head and walked out, "Ahem, Tiaotiao, your husband and I were sleepwalking just now!" Go to bed early! ”

"Husband......"

"Listen to me! You are a fan of the authorities, and you are a bystander, and if you care, you are chaotic! Xiao Mao is like this, after drinking, after your smash? Well, anyway, where can a normal person smash another person!! I really can't wait to go to the hospital tomorrow! Let's sleep......"

Li Chanjuan suddenly had a trace of jealousy, jealousy for no reason, and this feeling instantly made her lose her desire to appease the slender......

After she went back to the kang to rest, she went to Qin Xiaomao's house to take a look, but Qin Xiaomao drove her back to let her sleep.

There were no more waves this night, but Qin Xiaomao did it for the first time ever! It's weird, this kind of dream has never been when I was lying in the same bed with the warm fragrant and soft Liu Yan before......

The next day, Qin Xiaomao got up as soon as it was dawn.

I came to the backyard again, and at this time the fat pig that had been purring last night had woken up and was wandering around in the pigsty; The donkey raised its proud donkey head, and seemed to look at Qin Xiaomao with a different taste.

Qin Xiaomao was angry when he saw this ruined donkey, it is said that he is not a person who can vent his emotions with a careful eye, but seeing the extremely anthropomorphic eyes of this donkey, it is really a little unbearable!

I went to the side of the stick and broke a willow branch, slowly walked to the donkey, waved the branch and pointed at it, "You loser donkey didn't finish the work last night, and I got up ......early in the morning in pain today."

"Generga!"

"Oops my grass! You're calling Lao Tzu to try......"

"Generga! Generga!! The donkey barked twice

Qin Xiaomao was suddenly furious, "I have to teach you a good lesson today!! As he spoke, he swung the branch at the donkey's head

But the next scene made Qin Xiaomao even more annoyed, seeing that the donkey didn't hide, he directly bit most of the branches, and then swallowed his mouth a few times, and directly swallowed all the leaves on the branches, leaving him with only a bare pole.

"Grass!! It seems that it is not possible to beat you up hard......" Qin Xiaomao, who was angry, directly threw down the branch and turned around to find a new weapon

And at this time, the slender strip who had simply washed up had already walked over, and when he saw his appearance in a circle, he asked very strangely: "Husband, what are you doing......

"Find something to teach this donkey who doesn't know how to live or die a lesson!"

"My husband, this donkey usually listens to me, and it always looks obedient when he touches his hair! Why do you want to teach it a lesson? ”

"Obedient?" Qin Xiaomao glanced back at her, then turned around and glanced at the donkey

"Generga!!"

"Forget it, for the sake of the rules today, spare your life......"

Qin Xiaomao knew that he was really a little reluctant to get angry with a livestock for a reason that outsiders didn't know at all, and when he heard Miao Tiao say this, he gave up the move of continuing to teach it a lesson.

Next, Qin Xiaomao's actions did not continue according to the script that Miao Tiao had in mind, but collected almost all the manure of these livestock in her backyard, and then dug a big pit in the vegetable garden behind......

But Slender didn't ask much about his always mysterious behavior.

In a flash, it was six or seven o'clock......

"Isn't my husband selling vegetables today?"

"I may not go out to sell it in the future, and wait for the business to come to my door......" Looking at the big pit that was dug out by himself on the right side of the vegetable garden and added to it, Qin Xiaomao felt a little complacent, this pit is a pit artifact in the future

Just when Qin Xiaomao was about to say a few words to the slender stinky fart again, suddenly there was a noise from the front yard, with anger and crying in the voice, and helplessness in the cry

"You stinky and shameless junior!! I dare to come to my girl's house, and my son-in-law is here to ......"

"What are you talking about? Woo, why hit me for no reason!! ”

"Sao vixen! Don't talk nonsense, take me to see Qin Xiaomao! ”

As soon as the words fell, four or five strange and familiar faces came in through the small door near the room.

Qin Xiaomao put down the work in his hand, walked out of the garden gate, and looked towards that place, and then saw a murderous thought!!

Among those in the crowd were the familiar Liu Guoqing, the slender sister Miao Yaya, and the village chief Miao who was full of hypocrisy and anger at this time, and a forty or fifty-year-old rural lady, and two strange rural men who were still following a little solid......

At this time, Li Chanjuan was between the old lady and Miao Yaya, and Miao Yaya's hands still pinched her from time to time, causing her to cry. She was resisting, but she was beaten by the old lady by her arms and neck.