Li Chanjuan: This is really an unwarranted disaster......

In the morning, she got up on time at half past six according to her biological clock, and when she turned around, she found that no one was there, but the washing things were ready for her to put on the sink in the kitchen.

So she didn't think much about it, finished washing, then picked up the fully charged mobile phone and made two more calls to the school and home, and then waited for Qin Xiaomao to come back and send her to school to work, and by the way, she could say something about her that she promised yesterday.

But this waited in the front room, and didn't wait for Qin Xiaomao to come back, but waited for a few strangers, and I don't know how these people came in!

After these strangers came in, regardless of the three, seven and twenty-one, the man sneered and scolded foul language, and the woman came up directly and beat her......

In fact, speaking of this, even if she didn't come to Qin Xiaomao's house, Village Chief Miao's family would come to the door sooner or later, but she gave the other party a chance yesterday to make the other party act in advance.

"Are you looking for death by breaking into people's houses and arresting people? TMD is about to let her go!! As soon as Qin Xiaomao threw away the stinking shovel, he was about to rush forward.

The simple wooden door against the wall was still some distance away from Qin Xiaomao's garden gate, and several people listened to Qin Xiaomao's words and did not answer, nor did they immediately let go of Li Chanjuan, until they approached Qin Xiaomao's side, the old lady pushed Li Chanjuan away, and there was still feces sprayed in her mouth: "Stinky and shameless little three!" I'll see you in the future and hit you once!! ”

Looking at the group of people who came to him with a menacing attitude and an unkind face, Qin Xiaomao was extremely angry in his heart, but he didn't do it directly. pulled Li Chanjuan over, and comforted him apologetically: "Chanjuan, don't be afraid, look at my ......"

At this time, Li Chanjuan's hair was messy, and there was a five-finger mountain printed on her face, all of which told Qin Xiaomao what happened a moment ago.

"Dog !!" Qin Xiaomao didn't ask anything about these visitors, and shouted directly at the slender strip, and then pushed Li Chanjuan towards her, "Look at Chanjuan and don't let the dog bite her!" ”

"I'm grass! Why don't you ask us why? Liu Guoqing suddenly felt that the strategy he offered was a little useless

"Want to know why I didn't ask? Hehe......" Hearing the voice, Qin Xiaomao turned to a strange smile, and at the same time stretched out his hand to stop Miao Yaya's action of letting the dog go

"If you fart, let it go!"

"This matter is actually related to your family, I can't say it so directly, after all, your daughter-in-law ......" Qin Xiaomao said and looked at Liu Guoqing at the back of the crowd, and then at Miao Yaya next to the tough old lady,

"Humph! Do you want to sow discord with this little ability? Miao Yaya suddenly let out a disdainful cold snort, "Liu Guoqing, what does he dare to do behind my back, you have to ask my washboard if you agree!" ”

Not caring about Miao Yaya's disdain, Qin Xiaomao said excitedly again, "Liu Guoqing, if you have a kind, come over to Lao Tzu!" Come out like a man! Let's play the gong in front of the back, don't hide behind the crowd like a! ”

In front of so many people, he was pointed at his nose again, Liu Guoqing couldn't help but walk out no matter how cowardly, but then he was stopped by his father-in-law and the village chief, "Be careful of this kid's deception!" ”

"If you don't have the ability, go home and eat your mother-in-law's milk, and follow someone else's gang of men to run Lao Tzu's house to be a bird......"

"Grass!! Lao Tzu is here, if you have a fart, let it go! Liu Guoqing couldn't help Qin Xiaomao's sarcasm that almost stimulated his sore spots

"Hehe, actually, this is ......," Qin Xiaomao said, leaning his head gently towards him

"Hmm......" Liu Guoqing reflexively pricked up his ears

Syllable!!! A crisp sound came immediately!

Qin Xiaomao slapped him to the ground with a mouthful, and he had done his best to make a fool of himself just now!

"Dog !!" After beating people, taking advantage of the stunned efforts of the group of people in front of him, he withdrew his steps and let out a loud shout

"Come to the back yard, a few of my dogs are a little fierce!!" As he spoke, Qin Xiaomao pulled Li Chanjuan and ran to the vegetable garden a few meters behind

"How can TMD have such a waste son-in-law as you!!" After the village chief Miao roared angrily at Liu Guoqing, who was covering his face on the ground and still a little confused, he immediately commanded the two strong men from the countryside who followed, "Zhang Long, Zhao Hu, you two go and arrest that Qin!" The yin can't be clear, let's play clearly!! If my surname Miao doesn't beat him out of today, my village chief is a fool! ”

This strong man named Zhang Long and Zhao Hu immediately chased after Qin Xiaomao with a flirtatious smile on his face when he heard this......

In Qin Xiaomao's eyes, the slender man at this time had already walked to the nearest dog to him, but this dog was the old dog Rhubarb, and his teeth were about to fall out like Da Hei! Qin Xiaomao is called an egg pain, did you let the toothless dog go to tickle people?

Suddenly, he shouted directly at Slender Tiao, "Tiaotiao used last night's trick to kill a ...... for me."

Slender Tiao also saw Qin Xiaomao's condition at this time. Suddenly turned around, ran a few steps and flew towards a person with a big pounce, and it could be seen that her bounce was extremely good.

Just listened, there was a click, and suddenly a person who was running behind was pounced on by the slender strips! However, because this person still has a certain distance, Rao is slim and excellent bounce only pounced on the back, and did not smash his head down! This click was the sound of the plank breaking as she threw herself on the plank wall.

The man in front saw the situation behind him, only paused slightly, and continued to chase after Qin Xiaomao.

Qin Xiaomao saw that a strong man had been pounced, his eyes rolled, and he pushed Li Chanjuan aside, but he stood in the vacant position facing the door, and his mouth spurted out mocking words at the same time, "Look at your little body!" Brother can get you with one hand......"

As he spoke, he stretched out an arm like a hemp rod in front of the comer, and rolled up his sleeves to show off his muscles......

"You little skinny monkey! Do you want to laugh at you, Brother Long, and me? The strong man's voice fell, and he was already only a few steps away from Qin Xiaomao.

Seeing this distance, a confident smile appeared on the corner of this person's mouth, and then he made a small jump, and then flew up and kicked towards Qin Xiaomao fiercely!!

Seeing that if this kick was sincere, it was estimated that Qin Xiao's burrily would suddenly break off a large piece of ......

easily knocked the strong man of Zhao Hu into a slender strip with Venus eyes, and saw that Qin Xiaomao, who was still pretending to be at this critical time, was about to become a crippled Qin Wumao, and suddenly became anxious, but at this moment, she was too far away from that to have time to help!!

On the other hand, when the village chief Miao and the old lady saw all this, they showed a smug smile on their faces, "Don't think that you can fix me by using yin tricks like your old man!" After all, you're still ......."

Is it tender?

Qin Xiaomao snorted coldly, and at the same time that the man kicked in, his arm had already been quickly retracted. However, according to the time of this flying kick, it is too late for him to go left and right, but of course this is not difficult for him!

At this moment, I saw that he suddenly made an extremely ugly donkey roll, and flashed this kick embarrassingly, but it was not over......

He fell on the spot, and almost at the same moment, he kicked the opponent's ass hard, and suddenly the man who flew up and kicked the air without a focus rolled towards the side......

What's next to it?

Obviously, it was the pit that Qin Xiaomao had spent several hours digging up today and filling with all kinds of dung. Although this pit is not deep, it is at least more than one meter, and it is full of all kinds of fierce materials diluted with water......

The moment the strong man fell, he caught a glimpse of the scene next to him, and immediately wailed and snatched two of Qin Xiaomao's usual lines, "Oh, mom! Oops my grass! ”

Puff !!

"Help!! I can't swim!! Zhang Long suddenly fluttered

"If you want to die, keep fluttering!!"

"If I don't flutter, I won't die! Wow, it stinks, what kind of is this! Why does it smell like this? ”

Qin Xiaomao was happy when he heard it, and his feelings made you feel like he had tasted serious, but he still said coldly: "If you continue to sit there and flutter, if you don't drown you, you can be smoked to death......"

Poof!! Although Li Chanjuan was covered with injuries and was in an extremely bad mood, she couldn't help laughing

Qin Xiaomao naturally wouldn't follow the ink in front of the dung pit where the two goods had smoked themselves for several hours, and got up and walked towards the Miao village chief and the middle-aged woman outside......

"Humph!! It seems that he is in the same vein as your father......" Village Chief Miao said coldly, without the slightest fear

Qin Xiaomao was naturally not a good type, so he walked up to see the other party's bird appearance, and slowly raised his arm......

"I am an official, you are a citizen, you dare to beat me?" Village Chief Miao was still disdainful

"Hehe, the village chief is also a Shangguan? You're a cool official...... Oh, it's too insulting to say that, after all, cool officials can still do something good to catch traitors, right? In ancient times, you were just a bunch of idle, do you know how to help idle? It's those bandits who steal chickens and dogs......"

"Rhetoric, nonsense! No nonsense! The village chief is standing here, watching how you beat me? Hum! ”

Syllable!!

A crisp sound followed his voice, and Qin Xiaomao slapped Miao Yaya on the side in the face, and immediately she and her husband went to the ground to reunite.

"Who said I'm going to hit you! Village Chief? I'm a tooth for a tooth, a dog's leg in the face! As for the master of the dog's legs, he will slowly play to death in the future!! Retracting the hand that slapped his face with some pain, Qin Xiaomao opened his flickering mouth and blew

"My mother fought with you!! How dare you hit my baby daughter......" The old lady next to Village Chief Miao was suddenly angry and said that she was about to rush up, but was stopped by Village Chief Miao

"Shut up, old twitch!! Let him touch you and try!! Didn't you say a tooth for a tooth, boy? Is it for the vixens there? Village Chief Miao said and snorted coldly in the direction of Li Chanjuan

"You're not all right, but you're right!" Qin Xiaomao's face showed some approval

"The old stretched out her face and asked him to spank!!" Village Chief Miao's face suddenly leaked an extremely cruel color

"Haha......" Qin Xiaomao suddenly laughed wildly, and didn't care about the village chief who was stunned by his laughter, turned around and asked at Slender Tiao, "Tiaotiao!" You are now my Qin Xiaomao's woman, you said that you are a pair of animal-like parents, do I fight or not? ”

Slender changed his posture and sat Zhao Hu under his ass fiercely, but he didn't dare to look at Qin Xiaomao at once.

"Hehe......" Qin Xiaomao chuckled, "You wolf-hearted parents, learn from your adopted daughter!" See what she looks like now? She still remembers your kindness! But what about you? What did you do to her growing up? Oh, maybe you give her food like a pig, that's a favor! Rights and interests, how can they be so terrible......"

As he spoke, Qin Xiaomao's sneer turned into a puzzled and confused sigh.

But, then his face returned to smiling, "Since she can't draw a line with you with this ruthlessness, then I will do this wicked person!" Beating women, I, Qin Xiaomao, have never done it before! For the outrageous ** parents and sisters like you, I did! Beat the elders...... Well, I wouldn't have been able to do this even if she had agreed...... But ......"

Then his face froze, "Let the dogs go!! The dog leash is loose, and it has nothing to do with us!! ”

Hearing Qin Xiaomao say this, when Miao Tiao's heart was very moved, he was also relieved, but he still didn't move.