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In fact, when I came to find Guo Cripple, I had already thought very clearly in my heart, and the matter of catching ghosts was simple, but I really didn't dare to imagine the future road.

The first two days were fine, and the ghosts caught were all in the wild, but what if they were all like Xia Bing's house in the future, and the house was full of ghosts? It's fine if the ghost makes trouble, but what if it doesn't? If that ghost has a lot of eyes and lurks for a year or two, will this task still be completed? Can you still break into a private house at night, and then tell others that there are ghosts in your house?

Just like Guo Cripple said, you have to be beaten with peach blossoms on your face, and you have to be sent to the police station if you don't do it.

Therefore, the category must now find a legitimate reason for itself, not only to catch ghosts with swagger, but also to generate income and profits, what Guo Cripple said makes sense, those fake monks all drive sports cars and hug chicks, why can't we?

After another turn outside, he returned home, he bought new tableware, and sternly said to Liu Bei, if you break one more, you will be punished for three days and not allowed to eat!

That night, one person and four ghosts lived a quiet and peaceful life as usual, Dou E had nothing to do these days, and began to be interested in the rows of books on the bookshelf, and now he was sitting at the table, flipping through a copy of "A Brief History of China" and reading attentively, occasionally looking up at Liu Bei on the small horse next to him, and also holding the newly bought "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in the category, looking at it intently, from time to time complacent, gloomy, shaking his head in annoyance, sighing, all kinds of expressions on his face constantly changing.

Dou E opened his mouth and said: "Uncle Liu Huang, you read that book, it is actually the romance of later generations, and I am afraid that there is a discrepancy with your real experience, right?" Why don't you also take a look at this brief history, or learn about modern society, which will help you in the future? ”

Liu Bei didn't raise his head and said: "You don't understand this, those who write the official history never tell the truth, and future generations can't see the real thing, so they say that these wild history romances are all made up by themselves, but I think that these books will be more true to record historical facts, although there are places to add oil and vinegar, but at least they will not record history according to the wishes of those in power, and besides, this is originally a novel romance, what is the difference between true and false?" As long as you look at it, hehehe, especially this book, directly denounces Cao Cao as a thief, and praises my Shu Han as a good book. ”

Lu Bu snorted and said, "Why don't I feel good, what a bad book, write you like a good person"

A few of them were arguing next to them, but they were holding a cigarette and sitting honestly in front of the computer.

He made an exception today and didn't go out to catch ghosts, the magazine was in a hurry to urge the manuscript in the past two days, and he hadn't delivered much manuscript for several days.

Leaning back in his chair and listening to their chat, he suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of satisfaction in his heart, and he took a deep puff of his cigarette and narrowed his eyes.

To be honest, he still likes this quiet and comfortable life, and as for catching ghosts, it's really fucked up.

After calming down his thoughts, he was about to start coding words, when suddenly Taishan, who had not spoken much, asked in his ear, "What is this thing?" ”

"Cigarettes." Looking at Taishan pointing to Zhongnanhai in his hand, he subconsciously responded.

Tarzan stretched his neck, twitched his nose vigorously, and the cigarettes wafting around him were sucked clean by him after a while, and said intoxicatedly: "Ah, it's so comfortable, I like this, bring me one"

Category 1 covered his pocket: "There are not a few left, you can smoke second-hand smoke"

Tarzan asks, "What is secondhand smoke?" ”

Lu Bu pointed to the TV very ignorant and said, "Uneducated, right? Watching TV, it's all said that secondhand smoke is bad for health."

"Then I won't smoke second-hand smoke, bring me one." Taishan stared directly at Liu Bei, who was sitting on the pony next to him, but his hand went directly to the bottom of the nose.

"Okay, okay, give you one." Category helplessly took out a cigarette, lit it and handed it to Taishan, Taishan was quite attentive, and said: "You light it for me and put it on the ground, I can smoke it."

Looking at Tarzan squatting on the ground and smoking the cigarette like smoking opium, as soon as he used his strength, the cigarette brush burned from the beginning to the end, and there was only a cigarette ash left, Taishan made a refreshing "ah" sound, trembling all over, as if ** in general, and stretched out his hand to the category: "Another one"

Sadly accepting this fact, Tarzan finally found his hobby

After dropping the remains of half a box of cigarette butts all over the ground, Lu Bu could be regarded as a human being: "In fact, it is said on TV that smoking too much will also be harmful to health." ”

"Brother Lu, you are so interesting" category burst into tears.

"Ah, how much is the right amount to suck?" Taishan stopped, turned his head and asked Lu Bu.

"Well, I don't know, I didn't say it on TV, but" Lu Bu rolled his eyes, and looked at Lu Bu with both hands on his chest without blinking, for fear that he would say a cigarette a day.

Lu Bu thought for a moment and said: "You just eat like that, three meals a day, one box at a time, it's almost the same, it's not good to smoke too much."

The category has the heart to die, is this smoking or smoking, Lu Bu really doesn't have a good heart.

Turning grief into strength, he viciously tapped the keyboard, turning all his encounters into ghost stories, venting his feelings in the text to his heart's content, he felt that the beating characters were like ghosts, jumping out in the fingertips, as if they were about to run out, at this moment he was full of thoughts and thoughts.

Finally, the category smacked the last full stop and laughed triumphantly.

Suddenly, the volume of the TV suddenly became noisy, and Dou E's exclamation came from his ears.

"Wow, that's scary"

Well? What TV show can make Dou E feel terrible? The category ran over, and saw that Dou E, Lu Bu and Taishan were all gathered in front of the TV, and even Liu Bei was not far away and leaned his neck to look this way, but he didn't dare to come over.

It was the city's news that was broadcast on TV, and it seemed to be a video taken by a surveillance video, but it was not very clear, but I saw a strange-looking person running around on the bustling street, and there was a riot everywhere he passed, and the crowd was scattered and running, as if he had seen a ghost.

"This guy came out of a mental hospital, right? Or is AIDS revenge on society? ”

The category was talking to himself, knowing that no one would answer him, and it just so happened that a voiceover came from the TV.

"This afternoon, on the street of Fifth Avenue in Qunli District, a hearse of a funeral home suddenly had a traffic accident, resulting in three casualties, and what is even more bizarre is that the 'corpse' transported in the hearse then jumped out of the car, bringing great turmoil to the scene, the 'corpse' fled the scene, as of the press release, its whereabouts are still unknown, experts said that the incident should be a typical fake death, please do not panic

"I'll it, play with supernatural events in broad daylight, and actually come back from the hearse." Categories: Tongue out to themselves.

"Bullshit, that guy died in a car accident for a few days and came back to life, what is this bullshit expert?"

Lu Bu pointed to the TV and asked.

"Uh, the expert is not something, Brother Lu, how do you know that he died in a car accident?"

"There was him on the news the day before yesterday, his head was flattened, if he can be resurrected, I can also be resurrected."

"Okay, Brother Lu, this TV is really not in vain, this guy is really unlucky, two times a week on the news, there is no good thing, Brother Lu, how did you say he ran away, deceitful corpse?"

Lu Bu shook his head: "It's impossible, at least there must be a breath in his chest, how can he still be angry." ”

"Could it be" The category suddenly felt a chill on his body, and glanced at Dou E, Lu Bu and others at the same time, and said in unison: "Borrowing a corpse to return the soul?" ”

"Look, there is also a notice of the family's body search, and the reward is 8,000 yuan" Liu Bei exclaimed in surprise.

The category looked up at the TV, a smile slowly appearing on the corner of his mouth.

"It looks like my business is coming to the door"