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"Brother Tai, are you interested in making a few more bamboo birds?"

He looked at Tarzan on the ceiling with a sneer, rubbing his hands together.

"I'm not interested, I never do a second one for the same thing."

Tarzan threw down a sentence hard.

"Then you can make something else, just make something more valuable."

"You're going to trade the artifacts I made for money? Vulgar! The master taught us that if any creation is for the purpose of money, it will fail, and wood also has a soul, and once it is contaminated with the smell of copper, it will become a mundane thing like money, and the master said that we should treat money as dung."

The scope suddenly became bigger: "Brother Tai, do you know where the braised pork you just ate came from?" That's what you get in exchange for dung, and the house where you sleep is also exchanged for dung, you see you eat me, drink me, live in mine, and I don't have any other requirements, just give me some dung? ”

"Huh? It seems to make sense, so I'll make a bamboo basket for you. ”

"Bamboo basket, are you going to let me sell baskets on the street? I said can you be a little more magical, you don't want to be a flying bird, you can be a walking cow."

"You're talking about wooden cows? I'll do this. ”

"Really? Great, Brother Tai, what tools do you need, just ask! ”

"Well, the tool is not in a hurry, I have to remember how to do that thing first, you know, it's been too long, a lot of things have been forgotten, now the KitKat thing, for the time being, remember the flying bird"

Category creepy said, "So what are you going to do now?" ”

Taishan jumped down, held his chest high, and counted his fingers with great pride: "Tables, chairs, benches, bed screens, door cabinets and bookshelves, as long as human beings can use furniture, wood and bamboo, I know!" ”

When he was on the stage, he wanted to cry without tears: "Brother Tai, when do you think of a cow that can walk, don't tell me"

Sitting weakly in the sand, he muttered to himself, "Does God really plan to let me sell baskets?" ”

Liu Bei suddenly turned around: "Brother Fan, I can still weave straw shoes"

"Roll"

Looking at these inexplicable guys, he suddenly had an idea, and immediately jumped up, and his eyes flashed with Guo Cripple's obscene smile.

Ghosts, these guys are ghosts, and now this city is full of ghosts! I'm so lacking in heart, I almost didn't even think of such a good money-making opportunity!

Almost at the same time, he remembered the 100,000 promised by Uncle Xia Bing, but then shook his head, that haunted house is too dangerous, it is better to start with low-level ghost catches first, and slowly upgrade, and then it's not too late to go, and it won't work to catch ghosts if you become fat in one bite.

Category quickly turned his mind in his heart, turned his head and asked Dou E.

"Dou Dou, do you think that female ghost in red will do harm in the past two days?"

"Probably not, in my opinion, they are now gathering yin qi, attracting all the ghosts in the vicinity, and building a place similar to a base camp, but there won't be much climate, that female ghost in red is just the boss of the hell division, and her strength is weak, she will recuperate before her purpose is completed, and she will not go out to harm people lightly, otherwise, why don't you think she chased us yesterday?"

"Isn't it because of you? Aren't you all big ghosts with an index of 1oo? ”

"I was a long time ago, but that state can only appear temporarily, and her skills are slightly weaker than her, don't forget, she is the boss, I am not."

"Well, how many days do you think it's going to be?"

"It was supposed to be very fast, but yesterday you made a big fuss, and then it will be slower, about half a month."

"Good!" Category slapped his face, "In a few days, I'll want that little red ghost to tremble under my feet!" ”

"So what are you going to do these days?" Dou E asked curiously.

"Hey, I'm going to farm monsters to level up, plus some gold"

Category smiled mysteriously, turned around and went out the door, heading straight for the Chengnan overpass.

Under the overpass, in a hidden corner, Guo Cripple held Zhongnanhai in his mouth, spewing out smoke rings one after another, squinting his eyes, looking at the range squatting next to him.

"It's rare, you kid actually thought of this path, it's amazing, it seems that your trip to the underworld is not in vain."

"Wherever I am, I just want to contribute to the stability and prosperity of our city, and do some small things within my power for our people to live in peace and contentment."

"Well, yes, yes, your shameless appearance has the charm of my youth"

"Fuck off, let's be serious, how about we work together to catch ghosts, you think about it."

Guo lame stroked his goatee and said: "Okay, yes, but you have to say it first, don't take the deadly work, don't do dangerous things, and then another, we have to have a name, you can't go out and say that you are catching ghosts, right?" ”

"Uh, what do you mean?"

"Look, now we have to say scientific prediction, not to mention that you have caught ghosts, since ancient times in the south and the north of the horse, this is particular, in our northeast there are also dancing gods sitting in the hall, so although your ability is not fake, but to find a source, it is really not easy, I think, let's print two boxes of business cards, just write a member of the Chinese Zhouyi Culture Research Society, or an academician of the Chinese Academy of Folk Culture, what?"

Category stood up and stepped on the cigarette butt under his feet: "If you have to hold back how to deceive people, then we don't need to talk about it, let me tell you, now the city has reached the most dangerous moment, as long as you put out the advertisement, there will be a large number of customers coming to the door soon, do you believe it or not?" ”

"Look, how is this a lie, just let us change the name to be more reasonable, otherwise, you go out now, and shout on this street, saying that you can catch ghosts, you see if the police can catch you"

"Then I don't care, anyway, I'm really skilled."

How do you know that Guo Cripple still shook his head again and again: "It seems that you are still too tender, and you think too simply." Do you think that if you have real skills these days, someone will believe you? Sue you, believe it or not, in fact, it's all in one mouth, as long as what you say is like that, the fake is also true, but you can't say it in his heart, the real is also false, the current people, sometimes they like to be deceived, do you believe it or not? ”

Category looked at this old guy shaking his head and looking like a magic stick, and he was also a little deflated, listening to what he meant, this is still a university question?

Guo Cripple seemed to be able to guess his psychology, and then said: "This is indeed a university question, why do some people have real talent but have ups and downs, and some people are full of foolishness and have a smooth journey?" Why can those who have real kung fu only make a living, those fake monks in robes and fake old ways, driving sports cars and hugging chicks, doing the tricks of abduction, but some people are willing to kneel down and shout masters? Let me tell you, this is called learning, this is called art, understand? ”

The category was completely speechless, and lowered his head: "Then what do you say?" ”

Guo lame snorted a cigarette, took out a business card from his pocket, and handed it to the category.

"Take it, go back and comprehend the spirit, come to me when you figure it out, rest assured, we are eating with real skills."

It turned out that this old guy really had a business card, and he took a look at it, and the researcher of the Folk Culture Research Institute written on it, Guo Debao, it seems that he still knows shame and has not been written as an academician.

"You fooled that young woman for 500 yuan, is it a real skill?" Category flipped through the business card and said casually.

"Nonsense, of course that's the real skill, you fool me to come and take a look at five hundred yuan?"

"Okay, I really don't have the ability to do this, so it's decided, I'll go back and think about it, I'll come to you tomorrow, you can also find a relationship, pull some work or something."

"Contacting customers is up to me!" Guo lame smiled like an old fox again.