Chapter 672

Li Er saw that Zhang Fengxian was angry, and quickly pulled Zhang Fengxian's hand to his mouth, and kissed it, this trick really worked, Zhang Fengxian not only stopped being angry, but also lightly tapped Li Er's forehead with his fingers: "I can't break up the enemy, I have to make you angry to death in this life!" Hurry up and drink the chicken soup, I'm afraid it will cool the fishy smell. ”

Little Peach came running and asked, "Kiss my brother, have you caught the mouse?" ”

Li Er said: "That guy is not easy to catch." I saw it passing this way, but it turned around and ran back from that side, and it was hard to guard against it. Also, if you try the sword used by your eldest sister, it is so heavy that I can't make it easy, and it is also an important reason why I didn't catch the mouse. ”

Xiao Taohong held Zhang Fengxian's sword for practicing martial arts in both hands, made a few strokes in the living room, picked up a few circles, and quickly put it down, panting and said: "Sister, I see that you are usually as light as a straw, why am I so heavy when I hold it?" Is there a deception in it? ”

Zhang Fengxian smiled: "You have to deceive." I have been practicing martial arts since I was a child, and I have accumulated kung fu little by little, and martial arts cannot be practiced in a day or two, but it takes decades of uninterrupted hard training to reach the highest level of martial arts. ”

Xiao Taohong leaned her sword against the wall, waved her hand and said, "Forget it, I still won't practice this martial art." If you have time, you might as well watch more TV. Those handsome men and women in it, how comfortable they look at, practicing this martial arts is time-consuming and laborious, not to mention, and they don't usually need it. In order to catch a mouse, after three years of kung fu, won't the mouse become a good man early? ”

"So what do you say? Your own brother suffered and tossed all night, and he saw the mouse, but he didn't catch it. ”

"Seeing it is progress. At least know where it is. In my opinion, it would be better to put it in the living room, where there are few things. You can see it. Also, you see, the things in the living room are the sofa coffee table, and the TV kitchen or something, the corner kitchen is light and easy to move. "Little Pink Kaikai talked. He made a lengthy statement.

Zhang Fengxian said: "Didn't the TV say that the water was cut off for mice? And in three days it will die of thirst. It's a day today, we don't have to move anything, just wait at home, we're full of food and drink, let's see who survives whom? ”

Li Er applauded and praised: "It's still my wife's idea, Lao Tzu closed the door, it can't get out, and it can't run if you want to." I cut off the water in the bedroom and get him half a bowl of salt water. The more I drink, the more thirsty I get, watch me kill it! How many days can the old boy hold it? I'm going to die of thirst for it! ”

Under the personal command of Li Er, Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong moved all the tea kettles and water dispensers in Li Er's bedroom to the living room. A large bowl of salt water was placed against the foot of the wall.

Little Pink also pretended to be smart, ran to the supermarket, and bought a sticky mouse board. Follow the instructions above and pour the bait to lure the rats into the middle of the sticky rat board. Li Er put the sticky mouse board next to the plastic bag that the mouse had run over last night, everything was arranged, and the three of them looked at each other and laughed happily.

Li Er waved his hand, Xiao Taohong followed behind Zhang Fengxian, and Li Er broke off. The three of them quietly went out of the bedroom, and Li Er personally closed the door, and then said: "Let's all go out, if we don't come back for a day, we will wait for the dead mouse at night." It couldn't eat, so it must have gone to the sticky rat board to eat the bait, but it was fooled, and it was firmly stuck to the sticky rat board, and lay there, waiting for us to catch the captive alive. Rejoice! ”

Zhang Fengxian said: "Speak quietly." Rats can understand human speech. Let it know that we use a sticky mouse board to stick it, it will definitely not take the bait, don't believe we try. ”

Xiao Taohong hurriedly covered Zhang Fengxian's mouth and shook her hand, Zhang Fengxian understood, and quickly closed her mouth. followed Li Er, came to the seafood restaurant, ate and rested, and really didn't go back to Li Er's house all day.

In the evening, Li and his family ate and drank enough at the seafood restaurant, burped, and walked home one after the other.

As soon as Zhang Fengxian turned around, he saw Xiao Taohong following behind, so he asked, "Today is not your day, what are you doing behind you?" Want to hear the news? ”

Xiao Taohong said dissatisfiedly: "I'm still kind-hearted, not like you, always thinking crookedly."

Li Er said: "Tell her to follow." One more person, one more power. She was curious and followed to see the excitement. Not what you think. ”

The three of them entered the house lightly. When he came to the living room, Li Erbian listened to no movement, so he opened the bedroom door and opened the door a crack, first glanced inside, and found nothing abnormal, so he boldly opened the door. Once inside, turn on the light behind the door. looked around, and didn't find anything wrong, so they called Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong in, and the three of them began to look for the dead mouse. They searched almost every place in the bedroom as far as they could see, but found no trace of a mouse. The bowl of salt water was no less. Rats are not stupid, can they drink salt water? Actually, it's better than a ghost.

Li Er was deflated all of a sudden, sat on the bed and said, "No wow." The sticky mouse board didn't move either. The bait on the top is reduced to the untouched on the top. Did the rats listen to what we said in the morning and stopped eating? ”

Zhang Fengxian saw that the banana on Li Er's bedside kitchen was gone, so he asked, "Master, where are the bananas I gave you this morning?" ”

"I've eaten it."

"How many did you eat?"

"I ate one, what's wrong?" Li Er asked.

"What's wrong! The rat ate the banana and used it as dry food and water. You're counting on starving to death, and it's fine for a week, and you think, a banana is the size of a banana, and it drags it to the back of the big closet and eats it for days. ”

Little Pink said, "Aren't we going to turn the big closet over like we did that day, and take out the bananas that mouse dragged in, and see what it eats?" ”

Li Er concluded: "You are now finding out the bananas, and it is too late. The rats were well fed and fine for a few days. So let me leave the door open at night and tell her to run into the drawing-room, and tomorrow we will move the things in the living room to the center of the drawing-room, and see where she will flee. ”

Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong agreed with Li Er's brilliant idea in unison.

At night, Li Er closed all the other doors tightly, opened the bedroom door, and waited for the rat to run from the bedroom to the living room, and then closed the bedroom door tightly. I want to catch turtles in an urn in the living room. Annihilate this fierce enemy who dares to attack in one fell swoop.

In the middle of the night, Li Er was napping in a daze, and suddenly a furry thing jumped on his face, and he hurriedly pulled his hand on his face, which knocked the furry thing off. Despite this, Li Er was shocked and broke out in a cold sweat. He knew it in his heart. The thing he knocked away just now must be that heinous rat!

"Leave the open door and don't leave, run to Lao Tzu's face, want to assassinate me, the village cadre?" Li Er was indignant and simply turned off the light. I want to use my sword to pierce the mouse through my heart in the dark, and avenge the revenge that jumped on my face just now!

The rat was indeed taking revenge on Li Er just now. It also has the meaning of warning and intimidation, don't look at the mouse is small, but its IQ is not low. Ordinary people know it. This guy is very smart.

Li Er suddenly remembered that the old man had taught himself that rats had a habit of not drilling big holes and drilling small holes, not going to the avenue, and specializing in slipping through the wall. He closed the door from the bedroom to the living room, leaving only a small gap that a mouse could barely penetrate. also took a small bamboo pole from Zhang Fengxian to hang the mosquito net in the summer. He lay on the bed and pressed a small bamboo pole against the door. Waiting patiently, in order to deceive the mouse, he pretended to be asleep, snoring and snoring, and pretending to be very similar. Even his wife Zhang Fengxian has been deceived. Zhang Fengxian sighed in the small bedroom: "He also said that he caught the mouse and asked the mouse to carry him away." He didn't know that if you listened to the snoring, you must be asleep. ”

Li Er patiently persevered, patiently persevered. Just when it was getting dark, he saw the rat rubbing back and forth in the doorway several times. In the end, I tentatively walked out of the bedroom door, looked out, sniffed around with my nose, and tentatively walked forward. Li Er held his breath to see that the mouse had indeed crossed the middle line of the bedroom door, and he closed the door at this time, and it was foolproof that he could shut the mouse out of the door, so he pushed the bamboo pole in his hand forward, and heard the door slam, and it was closed tightly. The rat wants to come back, but that's absolutely impossible!

Zhang Fengxian heard the door ringing, knew that Li Er had succeeded, and hurriedly turned on the light in the living room, and saw a big mouse, with his head facing the door of the bedroom, was picking the crack of the door with his paws, trying to drill into the bedroom.

Zhang Fengxian was just a little bit closer to stepping on the tail of the mouse. However, Zhang Fengxian didn't know that the tail of a mouse could not be stepped on. An old comrade in our village, who was short-tempered, and a rat stole his lard, and in a fit of rage, he stepped on the rat with his foot, and happened to step on the rat's tail, and the rat turned around and bit him the face of his foot. The rat bit him, and he was completely on fire, and he lost his temper, and he stepped on the rat's tail so hard that he would not let go. Later, it was the old comrade who defeated the damned mouse, and he won, but unfortunately, the two sharp teeth of the dead mouse bit deep into the flesh of his foot, and the blood flowed, and then he asked someone to take a screwdriver and pry the mouse's mouth open, which freed his foot. That night, his feet were swollen like a doughy bun. Press a socket with your fingers. I can't get up for a long time.

At that time, it was still a production team, and the captain asked him to go to the village clinic to get injections and take medicine, but he couldn't get better for a long time. After Sanqiu came, the team really couldn't draw people, and he was in a hurry to plant wheat, so he couldn't take care of him, so his wife used the team's iron cart to push him to get needles and take medicine. The members of the club have a lot of opinions on this matter, and the main opinion is that you should be asked to go to the side business of the team to guard the door, not to ask you to fight with the rats, and you should bear your own work.

At the end of the year, the team committee studied for three nights, and finally did not follow his own requirements for full attendance, nor according to the opinion of some members who did not give him any work, but divided the number of days he saw a doctor at home by two, and gave him a half-time work, and then dealt with the matter.

The lesson of this incident is: be sure to step on it all at once, but don't step on the tail of a mouse!

Little Peach went to the yard to find something to hunt mice, but she was in a hurry and forgot to close the door, the rat may be hungry, maybe she is in a hurry, anyway, she crossed Zhang Fengxian's feet, and fled to the yard with a jump, and when the family reacted, where was the shadow of the mouse?

As a family, you look at me, I look at you, and laugh?????? (To be continued......)