Li Er listened to the report of Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong, saying that there were rats in the bedroom at home, and said disapprerovitically: "Isn't it just a mouse?" Don't make a fuss and watch how I clean it up at night! ”

Zhang Fengxian has slept separately from Li Er for the past few years, and she asked with some worry: "Is it me to accompany you?" ”

Li Er said boldly: "I, Li Er, am also a dignified man, I was scared by a mouse, how can I still mess around in the East in the future?" ”

Huge came over and said: "Li Er, you are a king and a lamb, you are used to enjoying happiness in ordinary times, be careful to repay, don't let the rats bite here." He patted his crotch. Wu Zixian laughed.

Zhang Fengxian looked at him and scolded hatefully: "You can speak." What's in it for you to let a rat bite him in that vital place? Hate people and have a dark psychology of laughing at others. ”

The donkey said: "Rats bite people have happened from time to time in the past. It is not uncommon for children to ask rats to bite off their noses and ears. Second Master Li is still careful. Especially what the huge Wang Ba just said, it must not happen, you look at the two wives who are like flowers and jade, if you let the rats bite, what will they do? I'm worried about you. In my opinion, it's really not good, so just count Little Pink with me. I also follow the example of Li Erye, eating and drinking in the seafood restaurant every day, without paying money. Holding a beautiful woman in his left hand and a wine glass in his right hand, the taste, not to mention enjoyment, is beautiful to think about. Huge, you say, in what year and month can we live such a happy life? Gluttonous. ”

Zhang Fengxian said: "Pi donkey, if you want to live a good life, you have to have the ability. Look at the people's Huang Dakuo, and now the salted fish has turned over, and the black blind man is shaking on the train. Aihua spun around. Isn't it back to Huang Dakuo's arms? There will be bread, but you have to find it yourself. ”

At the mention of Huang Dakuo, the leather donkey naturally lowered his head. Because Huang Dakuo is connected to Wufeng, although the two are divorced, people with a discerning eye can know at a glance that Wufeng's heart. is still on Huang Dakuo, this is really a small couple to an old relative.

Huge things to talk about, never pay attention to it. He teased: "Donkey, what are you doing with your head down?" Your wife Wufeng, isn't she in a good relationship with you? She was a cadre outside, pulling and pulling with Huang Dakuo, and breaking the thread, which is a normal thing. ”

The donkey said, "Huge king, you feel normal. That's because your wife is used to cuckolding you, and you have become accustomed to it, I can't do it, as soon as I heard the gossip of Wufeng and Huang Dakuo, my heart was like a mouse scratching its paws, and I felt uncomfortable. Actually, I also know that Huang Dakuo and Wufeng are no longer husband and wife. The two of them couldn't stop talking, and exchanged with each other about the current situation of life. It's also human nature. Huang Dakuo also knew that I was unwilling, so he often bought me this and that, and often gave me cigarettes and alcohol. I, who was born with a small belly and chicken intestines, saw Huang Dakuo coming, and I felt uncomfortable. Seemingly. It's not easy to be a king. Huge, tell me, how did you get over the years? ”

Huge blushing and thick neck said: "My wife just has a better relationship with her classmates, who doesn't have a friend of the opposite sex." What does that mean? It's called long live understanding. ”

Li Er said, "Disperse." I'm going to go home and catch the rat today. ”

At night, Li Er turned on the bedside lamp in the bedroom and looked around, the whole bedroom was quiet, and there was no movement at all. He asked Zhang Fengxian: "Old woman, are you scaring yourself?" And what about mice? Call it out, Lao Tzu punched it and killed it! Look how muscular I am! ”

Li Er brought his bony arm to Zhang Fengxian and asked Zhang Fengxian to look at his muscles that he didn't have at all.

Zhang Fengxian looked at Li Er's thin arm and felt a little sad. Li Er likes to drink, and most of the time after drinking, he doesn't eat. At most, eat a few chopsticks and pull down the dish. After a long time, Li Er's originally sturdy body slowly boiled into his current appearance, seeing her husband's current appearance, thinking about his strong physique in the past, and his handsome and chic past, Zhang Fengxian sighed secretly. Some distressed persuasion: "Boss, in the future, you should change the problem of drinking and skipping meals." Look at your current body, when you marry the two of us, it is simply a heaven and an underground! Looking at your thin body, I panicked in pain. ”

Zhang Fengxian began to choke up when she said that she was emotional.

Li Er stroked Zhang Fengxian's hair with his hand and muttered: "Old woman, just talk about me, look at yourself, your hair has long been gray, and your temples already have gray hair, which makes people feel pity." You have followed me for half your life, and you have basically not enjoyed the blessings, not to mention, and you have suffered a lot of grievances. It's all my fault, which has caused you psychological pressure and trauma, and in the final analysis, I'm sorry for you. ”

It's not easy for Li Er to think about Zhang Fengxian, a man has a past lover in his heart, and he can't stop coming and going, comparing her heart to her heart, can she feel good in her heart?

Zhang Fengxian wanted to sleep with Li Er in the master bedroom, she was afraid that the rat would come out in the middle of the night to make trouble, as Da Da said, afraid of biting her beloved man. Especially Li Er's important point.

Li Er comforted: "Old woman, don't believe that big set of bullshit, I Li Er sleeps at night, all covered with quilts or blankets, how can the mouse bite my lower head?" That's a huge joke on you. Don't worry, no matter how bad my Li Er is, I won't let the rats bite there. Don't worry, I just put the belt in, it won't get in. ”

Li Er pushed Zhang Fengxian out, took off a sword that Zhang Fengxian had used to practice martial arts from the wall, erected it on the edge of the bed, and instructed Zhang Fengxian: "Old woman, if you hear me shouting, you just catch it, so you come and take it out." ”

Zhang Fengxian nodded again and again.

Li Er took off his outer clothes, put on his autumn clothes and trousers, leaned on the bed, grabbed the handle of the sword with his left hand, and turned off the light. Widening his eyes, he waited for the damn rat to come out, and he killed it with a sword, and if it went well, he might be able to get a good night's sleep.

Li Er thought like this, calculated his plan, and waited for two hours, but it was still quiet in the bedroom. There was no movement. He muttered in his heart, "Could it be that the two women are mistaken?" It's been a lot of work in two hours, and the mouse at least has a movement. He waited patiently for a few more minutes. Still don't see the rats come out. I couldn't wait, so I simply turned on the lamp, touched the cigarette case on the bedside table, took one out of it, lit it, and swallowed the clouds. When you have finished a cigarette, look in the room, listen to the back of the large closet, and look down at the bed, the same as before. There was no change at all, he said to himself impatiently: "It's still important to sleep, what about it as a mouse and rabbit, Lao Tzu is sleeping, see what it can do to Lao Tzu!" ”

Li Er generously slipped his body down. I reached out and turned off the light, closed my eyes, and began to sleep as before. Who knew that he had just been lying down for less than three minutes, when he heard a sound of "whoa" coming from the wall, he stumbled up and said, "It's really wow." As he spoke, he drew his sword with his left hand. In front of the wall, there was a smack. The sword poked on a plastic bag, Li Er hurriedly took the sword back to see if it had poked the mouse? I looked at it twice in a row, and there was nothing on the tip of the sword. i.e. no rats, no blood.

"Good boy. It's pretty fast! Li Er scolded, put down the sword in his hand, and shouted, "Old woman, come here." “

Zhang Fengxian ran in and asked, "Caught?" ”

"No, the sword is a little heavy. It is not good to ask for it, so that it will run away. ”

Zhang Fengxian said with a smile: "I didn't expect my man, to catch a mouse, I have to use a good word, called escape, you say, when will it run away and come back?" ”

"Bring me a banana, I want to eat it."

Zhang Fengxian took the two bananas to Li Er and said, "I'll accompany you, the mouse came out, my eyes were quick, and I killed it in one fell swoop." ”

"You want to compete with Lao Tzu, don't you? You mean, I'm not as good as you are a hero, right? Looking down on a man who looks down on herself is a woman's biggest mistake. Li Eryi stretched his neck and snatched Zhang Fengxian a few words. Zhang Fengxian's face turned red. Angrily threw the banana on the bedside table, said nothing, turned away, and slammed the door shut.

Li Er was determined to behave well tonight and change his weak image in front of his wife, he held the sword in his hand, looked at the plastic bag intently, and hoped that the mouse would appear there like before. The moon came out, Li Er was very happy, and just when he was not paying attention, the mouse ran from behind. Li Er snorted angrily, good guy, you will change your tactics, you change it and I will change it. Li Er turned his body around, facing the direction that the mouse had just run over, and wondered in his heart: "Good boy, you have passed, I see if you will come back?" ”

Time flies. Li Er gradually lost his energy, and felt that his head was bigger than Dou. The eyelids are even more discouraged, and the upper eyelids always unconsciously go to the lower eyelids. There was no way, Li Er closed his eyes and held on for a while, but he still didn't see the mouse come back. He yawned, leaned his sword against the head of the bed, shrank down, and fell asleep unconsciously. I don't know how much time has passed, Li Er vaguely felt that something was in front of the bedside, so he got up with a grunt, reached out to touch the sword, and shouted in his mouth: "Where to run!" ”

Li Er shouted here, his hand was grabbed, and when he opened his eyes, where were the mice? It was his wife Zhang Fengxian, standing at the head of his bed, and looking out the window, the sun was already hanging high in the sky. When I asked, I found out that it was already more than eight o'clock in the morning. His wife, Zhang Fengxian, had already come in twice, and seeing that he slept sweetly, she couldn't bear to disturb him, so she quietly stewed the local rooster for him, and heated it in the pot, just when Li Er woke up, he could drink the fragrant hot chicken soup!

To sum up: it's good to still have a wife.

Zhang Fengxian brought the hot chicken soup to Li Er, blew it with his mouth, and said affectionately: "Drink it while it's hot, you have merit with mice, and you should nourish your body well." ”

Li Er said: "When I have recuperated my body, I have the strength to kiss Widow Chen." ”

One sentence made Zhang Fengxian's face tremble. The chicken soup bowl in his hand almost fell to the ground. You say, is Li Er a matter of cleaning up the scenery, is it not a matter of being beaten? (To be continued......)