Wang Er Mazi saw Peony shopping with a man on the street, the two were very close to each other, and they seemed to be a pair of lovers. He suddenly became jealous, ran to the man and woman, and shouted at the woman: "Peony, it's me, I'm your husband." So saying, he went and took the woman by the hand.

The woman glanced at Wang Er Mazi and accused, "Who are you?" How come I don't know you? Get away from me. What peony, but also peony. ”

Wang Er Mazi said: "Peony, have you forgotten? We met at a marriage agency, and I paid a membership fee of 1,000 yuan for you. At noon, the two of us went to the restaurant to eat the local rooster, and drank a bottle of good wine, and when you left, I also gave you 300 yuan for the fare. ”

"What nonsense? I don't know you at all, you remember, pretending to be a royal prince was a capital crime in the past. The woman motioned for Wang Er Mazi to hurry away.

"I'm your husband Wang Er, did you really forget me? Let's drink and eat chicken together, it's only been a few days? Wang Er Mazi followed the woman and chattered.

The woman shouted in disgust: "What husband and mother, still eat chicken together, eat dogs together, what drink and drink jealousy, I said, I don't know you old name Hanako, a dog-like person, what are you doing with me?" Are you mentally ill? ”

"Peony, you forgot? The two of us kissed in the private room of the hotel. Wang Er Mazi was still chasing the woman and talking.

"What kisses? I think you're guilty of nymphomania, right? Be careful I tear your dog's mouth! The woman stopped, turned around and said viciously, "If it weren't for your age, I would have to send you to the prison." Acquaintances, get out of here, be careful that my man beats you up an old bastard. The woman said angrily: "I wanted to go out for a walk, but I didn't expect to meet such an old man named Hanako, which was a disappointment!" ”

Wang Er Mazi looked at the peony, under the man's arms. Gradually, it went away. Didn't even look back at him.

Wang Er Mazi was stunned, what's going on, I said a few days ago that it's okay, I want to live with me together, how come after a few days of hard work, peony has become someone else's good?

In fact, Wang Er Mazi couldn't see the peony, and he was in a hurry, maybe he mistakenly took someone else who was somewhat similar to the peony for his peony. Speaking from the heart. Where is the peony of the people? Wang Ermazi is just shaving his head and his burden is hot.

Wang Er Mazi didn't give up, so he went to the marriage agency last time to find Gao Guilan, Gao Guilan said with a smile: "What are you doing with me?" Didn't I say that it's your own business for members to connect with each other. Do you understand how to fall in love? You're an older person, so maybe you've never been in a relationship at all, right? ”

Wang Er Mazi nodded vigorously and said yes.

"It's strange that I have to understand, it turns out to be a layman. That's right. Didn't you leave her phone number? Gao Guilan asked.

"Peony, she didn't give it to me." Wang Er Mazi said indignantly: "Not only did she not call me, I was on the street." I also saw her shopping with other men, hooking shoulders and backs. ”

Gao Guilan said: "This is normal. What do you think, a hundred women in a family. If people just have a meal with you, will they become your daughter-in-law? between colleagues. Between the cadres, often go out to eat, this is a very common thing, you don't make a fuss. Say it and make people laugh at you, you're a turtle. ”

"She kissed me on the mouth." Wang Er Mazi said solemnly.

Gao Guilan laughed out loud and said, "After drinking, kiss each other." It's all too commonplace. Haven't been to a dance hall before, have you? When you go in the dance hall, two people dance together, just face to face, forget it, you don't understand this. It is not uncommon for ordinary people who have never seen the world to see it. Have you watched it on TV? ”

"Yes."

"You see the men and women kissing each other on TV, and the sleeping in a bed, it's all fake. Is it acting or not? Tell me yourself, an actor needs a husband to act in a play, and those famous actors will act for a lifetime, so the male husband in her family can't be prosperous? Three houses can't fit the men who have played with her. Isn't that the truth? You should get the idea, right? Gao Guilan is earnestly teaching Wang Er Mazi.

"Peony is acting with me?" Wang Er Mazi felt a little inexplicable, and even more angry, he felt that Peony had deceived his feelings.

Gao Guilan asked, "Is your relationship valuable?" Let me ask you, are you a big money, or a local tyrant? I don't think you're bare or proud. The few dollars you have in your hand are enough to eat a chicken. You have to be rich to find beautiful women! ”

Gao Guilan knew that Wang Er Mazi was a cow tendon, and no longer played the piano to the cow. simply told him: "If you want us to help you find a daughter-in-law, you want to give us an introduction fee." We open a marriage agency, don't be afraid of you coming, pay the money. ”

"How much is it?"

"We're not trading, no matter what, a referral fee of 500 yuan."

"What if it doesn't work?"

"Introduce you to ten female comrades, and if you don't work again, you will pay another five hundred yuan and start all over again."

"After paying the money twice, are you still looking at the ten women in front of you? Reincarnation? ”

Gao Guilan was a little impatient with Wang Er Mazi's stubbornness, waved her hand and said: "If you want us to introduce your daughter-in-law to you, hurry up and take the money, if you don't want to, just go out quickly, don't delay our business!" ”

At this time, a few beautiful women came in, and Wang Ermazi's eyes immediately became energetic, staring at others endlessly. Unexpectedly, the women looked at him generously, squeezed each other's eyes, and said with a hearty smile: "There are really people who have never seen beautiful women!" served. They laughed and laughed, registered with Gao Guilan, and left.

Wang Ermazi's neck was stretched, and when he saw the women walking away, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, turned around and asked Gao Guilan: "Why don't they just register and don't pay the money?" ”

"Lesbians don't have to pay. When you go back and become a woman, I'll give you the referral fee for free. After Gao Guilan said this, she also felt funny, so she laughed first.

Wang Er Mazi paid the money in order to see the peony. He looked into Gao Guilan's eyes and asked, "When will I see the peony?" ”

Gao Guilan didn't look at Wang Er Mazi, lowered her head and said, "Leave your phone number and ask Peony to call you." However, I would like to remind you that you need to be financially strong. ”

"There's a factory just north of my house." Wang Er Mazi didn't have a phone himself, so he left his son's phone number. Then happily went home, just waiting for his peony, contacting him, he fantasized that the peony came to call, or asked him to eat chicken kisses. Can this still be done?

Wang Er Mazi met Lao Yu on the street, so he stopped Lao Yu and asked, "Lao Yu, why did you cancel my subsistence allowance?" Don't you know that I need money to find a daughter-in-law? ”

Lao Yu said: "Do you know how much a bottle of good wine costs? ”

"I know, wow, the wholesale price is more than 500 yuan."

"What about the dirt rooster?"

"More than 300 yuan, I just ate with my peony a few days ago, good wine and local rooster, a down, it cost 1,000 yuan, plus taxi money, 300 yuan, a total of 1,300 yuan."

Lao Yu sneered and asked, "I can eat 1,300 yuan for one meal, is there such a poor household?" ”

Wang Er Mazi suddenly became speechless, and when he was stunned, Lao Yu ignored him and left alone.

Wang Er Mazi returned home dejectedly and sulked on the bed. He wanted to go to the marriage agency to continue looking for Gao Guilan, but people said that he was asked to leave a phone number, but he didn't have a phone, so he wanted to buy a mobile phone to use. He didn't understand himself, so he begged Liu Xueyin to go with him, fortunately, the mobile phone store was nearby, Liu Xueyin asked Xiao Taohong to see the door of the clinic for her, she ran to the mobile phone store, and helped Wang Er Mazi buy a mobile phone, special for the elderly, two hundred yuan, the cheapest kind.

After going home, Wang Er Mazi wanted to call Peony, but he didn't know his number, so he waited patiently for Peony to call. It's a pity that there has been no movement for three days.

It's not a coincidence. Just when Wang Er Mazi went to buy steamed buns on the street, Peony's call came.

Wang Er Mazi's son, who was nicknamed Xiao Mazi. When he picked up the phone, it was a woman's delicate voice, and he asked casually, "Who are you looking for?" ”

"I'm looking for Boss Wang?"

"Boss Wang? What's his name? ”

"His name is Wang Er."

"Who are you?"

"My name is Peony, and I am a marriage agency who introduced me to Boss Wang. Is he at home? ”

Xiao Mazi said lukewarmly: "He went to buy steamed buns, when he will come back, it's not certain." He was about to hang up the phone, but Peony hurriedly said: "Don't be in a hurry to hang up the phone, I'll ask you a word, you have a factory at home, and it's north of your home." ”

"It's true that there are factories in the north, or hundreds, to tell you the truth, it's a private industrial park!" Xiao Mazi didn't wait for Peony to speak again, so he hung up the phone unceremoniously. When he hung up the phone, his father came in.

Wang Er Mazi asked, "Who called just now?" ”

"I don't know!" Xiao Mazi put down this sentence and left angrily.

According to his son's attitude, Wang Er Mazi knew that it was Peony who called, and his son suspected him of looking for a daughter-in-law, so he deliberately did not tell him his phone number, in order to prevent him from looking for a daughter-in-law. It's no wonder that Xiao Mazi is dissatisfied with his father, Xiao Mazi is almost thirty years old, and his daughter-in-law has not yet been found. There are a lot of girls who told him, and when people saw that his father and his father had a suite, they knew that they couldn't live in it, so they blew several objects for the house. Now his father is also looking for a daughter-in-law, if Wang Er Mazi finds a daughter-in-law and moves in to live, it will be even more difficult to find Xiao Mazi's daughter-in-law, you think, the old couple, the younger couple have children in the future, how can this family be served? Now the girl, but it's very realistic.

At present, there are fewer people who dedicate themselves to love and more people who dedicate themselves to money. I learned from TV! (To be continued......)