Liu Xueyin asked the drunken Wang Er Mazi: "Did you leave her phone number?" ”

"Phone? What phone? Liu Xueyin, let me tell you, this daughter-in-law is much stronger than the rich woman last time. That, it's not a thing! Lao Tzu wanted to touch her hand, but she wasn't happy, it was really her mother's stinky shit. ”

Liu Xueyin asked: "Today, this girl, let you touch your hands?" What's her name? ”

"Her name is Peony! After that, I'll live with me in the future, in pairs, that way of living. I also gave her 300 yuan for the meeting, and she accepted it happily. ”

Liu Xueyin pursed his lips and said Wang Ermazi: "You are either stupid or stupid, in the love field, you are still at the level of an infant and a young child." What to meet for money? That's a tip to accompany the drink. ”

"Yes, yes! The owner of the hotel said so at first, called Peony to give it, said, the two of us will live together in the future, and I am embarrassed to ask for any tips? ”

Liu Xueyin said: "If you don't want to tip, you will have to pay a taxi fare, and you will be carrying the same weight on your back, and you will not ask for money in a different way." ”

"Yes, Peony asked for taxi money, and I gave her three hundred yuan." Wang Er Mazi said with relish, on the ground of the clinic, dancing and dunging, standing without a standing phase, sitting without a sitting phase, the patient who came to see the doctor and took medicine came, he did not give up his seat, full of alcohol, pretending to be crazy and stupid, which made people feel very annoying.

Wang Er Mazi said: "Liu Xueyin, I came to find our peony, just now, Li Er said in the chicken shop of the donkey, Peony she entered your clinic, where did you hide her?" ”

Liu Xueyin explained: "There was a girl who came to get the medicine just now, and the person who left early, the one who walked opposite you is, the girl is less than twenty." Don't listen to Li Erman's nonsense, he is spending you out of the chicken shop, so he can go to the seafood restaurant to drink. Li Er is also really, just drink if you drink. Also deceive the elderly, which really shouldn't be. Wang Er Mazi, you go to the seafood restaurant to find Li Er, see what he says, and ask him why he is avoiding you when he drinks with the leather donkey? ”

Wang Er Mazi was originally a big old man, he had wine on his body today, and he didn't think about anything when he spoke and did things, and after listening to Liu Xueyin's words, he came to the seafood restaurant. I saw that the donkey and Li Er were drinking, and there was another person I didn't know sitting together, and the three of them were talking. walked over with a big grin, scolded Li Erpi donkey and the stranger: "You three eight lambs, you don't call you Grandpa Wang when you drink, why do you want to eat alone?" In the past, it was common to eat and drink with public funds in the village, and I don't know how much of the people's hard-earned money was eaten. You're all bastards. ”

"You!" The stranger who was sitting with Li Erpi and the donkey "rubbed" and stood up. glared at Wang Er Mazi angrily and asked, "Who are you, I don't know you at all!" ”

"I don't know you Grandpa Wang, do you? I asked you to know and know your grandfather! Wang Er Mazi raised his leg and gave the man a kick. Then he pointed to Li Er and said: "Your grandfather Wang has a daughter-in-law today, and in the future, you will not use the identity of the mediator to scare Lao Tzu." What village cadres, bullshit! Wang Er Mazi scolded, sat alone opposite the donkey, and did not treat himself as an outsider. picked up the cup, drank it by himself, and put Li Er and the three of them. Set aside. Scolding and scolding, eating and drinking, and scolding the stranger just now.

Li Er hurriedly let the stranger, who had a crooked nose, sit down on the table next to him, pour him water and light a cigarette. Nodding his head and waist, he is not.

Wang Er Mazi couldn't get used to Li Er's servile appearance, so he followed him from the dinner table just now, pointed to the stranger's nose, and said: "Li Er is afraid of you, he is afraid of losing his office, Lao Tzu is not afraid of you!" What are you? I also dare to drink in the seafood restaurant, this is Lao Tzu's territory, my territory is my decision! If you want to mix in the East Kidnapper, you have to go to my pier first! Do you understand the rules? Lao Tzu is the underworld! ”

Wang Er Mazi is an old bachelor, where do you know what the underworld is? He thinks that those who wear sunglasses are the underworld, aren't the bad guys on TV all wearing black glasses? When he was drunk, he pretended to be a big dog, but in fact, he couldn't even be called a gangster, he was really drunk and cowardly. How did he know he was in trouble?

Lao Yu came, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Wang Er Mazi teaching the stranger a lesson, and he was immediately shocked, and ran over and gave Wang Er Mazi two slaps! I can't forget to make up for it, it turns out that this stranger sitting in the seafood building is from above to inspect the cadres' political achievements, and I want to promote Lao Yu to work in the town, this is a good thing, let Wang Er Mazi give a kick to the cadres who came to investigate, and people went back to say that the security of the East Kidnapper is so poor, that old Yu Tigan's beautiful thing, don't smash the pot, you say, the Tigan in hand called Wang Er Mazi kicked, Lao Yu can not be in a hurry?

The stranger said: "Old Yu, that's it, I'll report it seriously when I go back, to tell the truth, there must be many advantages, disadvantages, and indispensable, this is the procedure for promoting cadres, you don't think that today's events will affect your promotion, no, I'm leaving." ”

The stranger looked at Wang Er Mazi, didn't say anything, slapped Wang Er Mazi's footprints on him, held his head high, and strode out of the seafood restaurant.

Lao Yu asked Li Er angrily: "Who told you to get Wang Er Mazi?" ”

The leather donkey hurriedly gave Li Er a certificate of innocence: "The two of us reported to the leader in the seafood restaurant, and no one called him here." Such a big thing is related to your future, we don't dare to be a little sloppy, he bumped into it by himself, and no one really calls him. ”

Xiaohong is also on the side to prove that the donkey is not telling nonsense.

"What did he say? What bullshit is put out? Lao Yu asked menacingly.

Li Er whispered: "He just scolded others for being Wang Balamb, scolding others for not being things, saying that he himself was the underworld, and gave someone a kick, as you can see, when people left, they slapped the footprints on their bodies, and that kick was kicked by Wang Ermazi." ”

"Wow! It's the other way around. The cadres who dared to fight up came here, and they paid it back! This is a blatant attempt to make the East Kidnappers stink, and it seems that it is not possible to rectify the village well. Lao Yu beat his chest and shouted, "It's over, what you want to do will definitely be smashed into the pot." Wang Er Mazi, you did a good job, you did a good job, at the critical moment, you gave Lao Tzu a knife! ”

Lao Yu went up and grabbed Wang Ermazi's neck, looked at his eyes with contempt, and roared, "Who instructed you to do this? How did you know about what I was trying to do? ”

Wang Er Mazi was stumbling, he couldn't say one, two, three, he got into trouble, he was stupid, he stammered, and the underworld that pretended to be incoherent also made Lao Yu scared back. I didn't know what to say, so I asked Lao Yu: "If you want me to say anything, can't I say anything?" ”

"It's late!" Lao Yu let go of Wang Ermazi and hurried out of the seafood building, trying to find a way to remedy his problem, whether it can be effective, it is difficult to say.

There is an underworld in Dongjiaozi, and when the town held a meeting, it specially named Dongguizi and asked Lao Yu to go back to the village to rectify the security in the village.

Wang Er Mazi came home from the seafood restaurant, and when everyone saw him again the next day, his face was blue and purple, and asked him what was wrong, he muttered: "It seems that he fell by himself, right?" I can't remember, it was a group of people who carried me home, and then I lay in bed and slept, and I really forgot about anything else. ”

A few days later, Wang Er Mazi heard from outsiders that what Lao Yu had done was yellow. It is said that the investigation is not up to par. The masses have a big opinion. There is also the matter of eating and drinking at public expense. It is said that there is a nose and an eye. It is not permissible for anyone not to believe.

A few days later, Wang Er Mazi's subsistence allowance was cancelled by the town, for the simple reason that he still had the ability to work and could not meet the conditions of difficult households. His son can also provide for his old age. The family has savings and a building to live in, and there is no element of subsidy.

Wang Er Mazi went to find Lao Yu to explain. Lao Yu said: "You are in good health, and your age is not over the age of many years, not to mention, and your son is old-aged." Now that the top is tight, those vain things in the past don't work anymore. Wouldn't it be better to go back and find a place to work and be self-reliant? Save the trouble of being full of food. Cause trouble to the village. Because of your few bullshit, the advanced yellow in our village has been evaluated, and the bonuses of the cadres are gone, so everyone has been busy for a year in vain. ”

Wang Er Mazi ran to the town twice in three days for the sake of his own subsistence problem. When they arrived in the town, they analyzed the existing subsistence allowance households in the village one by one to the leaders at the top, and after an investigation, sure enough, some people did not meet the requirements of the subsistence allowance households, so they shaved these people out of the subsistence allowance households. When the news reached the village, those who had been disqualified as low-income households went to Wang Ermazi's house to scold him. As a result, Wang Er Mazi became the target of public criticism, as long as he walked on the street, someone would definitely point to his backbone and scold him non-stop. As a result, it became a rat crossing the street, and almost everyone shouted and beat it.

lost the hearts of the people, Wang Er Mazi has no daughter-in-law, and no one sympathizes with him anymore. Some misbehaving people also gave Wang Er Mazi small shoes to wear, where he went to apply for a job, someone must have smashed the pot for him. It's not that he's not in good health, it's that he has an infectious disease, and it's that he has a problem with petty theft. Asking you to go and guard the factory will definitely steal things from the factory in the future, which is a typical self-theft by the guards. In order not to leave hidden dangers, everyone rejected Wang Er Mazi's request to watch the door. The weasel guards the chicken, no.

I don't know which person likes to chew the cow's tongue, and told Lao Yu that it was Liu Xueyin who instigated Wang Er Mazi to go to the seafood restaurant to make trouble, and what he said was well-founded, and Lao Yu couldn't help but not believe it. Because that person was infusion water in the clinic at the time, he heard the conversation between Liu Xueyin and Wang Er Mazi clearly, and said that if Liu Xueyin dared to repay the debt, they would come out and confront Liu Xueyin face to face. The words were brittle, Liu Xueyin had no choice but to bow his head to Lao Yu and admit his mistakes, and said that he would not dare to talk about the cadres in the village in the future.

Wang Er Mazi went to the marriage agency in the city, looked for a peony to catch up, and went three times without seeing the peony, which made him uncomfortable with the urgent fire. ran to the street to cool off, and happened to see Peony snuggled by a man, shopping. (To be continued......)