Pi Yu hurriedly said, "Don't, don't." Just kidding, why take it seriously? ”

Huang Dakuo asked the donkey: "The huge king of the opposite door, where did you get a little girl to be a waiter?" It's handsome from a distance. ”

The leather donkey flattered and said: "She is that little red, last time the huge Wang Ba took the money to buy insurance to buy a mobile phone, so I gave it to her." Boss Huang, if you are interested, I will help you match. ，”

"He dares!"

Huang Dakuo smiled and said, "I won't wade into that troubled water, a huge woman who plays with it will not be given away for nothing." ”

"That's pretty much it." Wufeng said: "Let's make it clear, if you want to play too much again, the old lady won't wipe your belly!" If you are sick, I will never serve you. Although the little woman is good, she is not sure what she thinks in her heart. ”

The leather donkey shook his hand and criticized Wufeng and said, "Don't talk about the bad things ahead." Huang Dakuo got in the car and left.

Li Er came to play chess with the leather donkey as usual, but the leather donkey didn't do it, and said: "Second Master Li, I heard that your cousin Yu is selling health medicine upstairs, and there is a huge amount of his godfather to help." Let's go to see the excitement between the brothers? ”

Li Er and the donkey came to the place where Lao Yu sold medicine one after another. It's similar to the ones on the kidnappers who sell dog skins. First of all, it is a field and greeting people. The huge godfather, took off his shirt, tied his waist with a practice belt, jumped in the field, gathered around a lot of old people and young children, everyone watched the old man perform intently, and some people asked Lao Yu: "Why don't you get a monkey?" There are more people who are monkeys. ”

I saw the old man shouting loudly and dragging a whole brick in half, causing a round of warm applause from everyone. During the performance, the old man clasped his fists with both hands, circled the scene, and said: "All friends, all the villagers, running to the river to earn food, has been there since ancient times." Selling medicine to treat people is actually an act of accumulating virtue and doing good. If the medicine I sell doesn't work. It has no effect, and it tells me to cut off my children and grandchildren. ”

An insider whispered: "The old bachelor doesn't even have a daughter-in-law, and if he doesn't sell medicine, he will cut off his children and grandchildren." ”

"Isn't it his godson? Absolutely not. ”

"A yard is a yard. It's huge and doesn't sell medicine, so what do people do? I have seen his grandson, and he is more fruitful than the straw in the wheat field. ”

"The medicine doesn't work, he's not selling it there."

When Lao Yu heard this, he glared at the mouthy girls just now, and then got up and shouted: "Be quiet, I'll say a few words." What about this medicine? It's a huge amount of his godfather, just now the master Fang who performed kung fu, the ancestral secret recipe of the old man's family, specializing in the treatment of incurable diseases of the elderly, leg pain and back pain plaster, stomach pain drink potion, it works immediately, who wants to believe it, try it on the spot. It doesn't hurt, it doesn't cost money. ”

"No pain, no money, isn't this harmful?"

"Wrong, I said it wrong, your ears are really smart. It's not just pain, not money. Folks. Give it a try. “

No one spoke, and no one stood up for the test. A naughty ghost asked: "The second shopkeeper is not hard, can it be cured?" “

Lao Yu replied: "Only one person can cure that disease, then your wife will cure it." Others can't cure it. “

Someone coaxed and said: "Those dancing girls can also be cured, don't seduce hard." “

Everyone laughed. The crowd began to move forward. Finally, a half-grown old man who is out of town in the labor market. Bent over, bared his teeth, squeezed out of the crowd, came to Lao Yu's table and asked: "I can't stand up with back pain, and when it is cloudy, it is almost fatal, get me a plaster to try it, but I only have ten yuan in my hand." “

Old Man Yu hurriedly came over and let this guy lie on the table, Old Man Fang lifted his gown, touched it carefully from top to bottom with his hand, and said with a frown: "This brother, your back injury is not light." “

Lao Yu anxiously asked: "Can it be cured?" “

Old man Fang let out a sigh of relief, supported the patient with one hand, and gently rubbed his waist with the other hand for a while, beckoned Lao Yu to uncover the plaster interlayer, gently put the man on his waist and eyes, and then massaged him again, in less than five minutes, Mr. Fang slowly helped the man to stretch his waist, the effort was not big, a miracle happened, the man's waist straightened, the expression of extreme pain on his face before gradually disappeared, and was replaced by a smile. He said, "Huh? It really works. He wanted to twist his waist and try, but Lao Yu quickly stopped him: "Brother, it's finally cured, it's not too late to raise it for a few days and then move." Don't make a one-return and two-in-two, and the third return is in the autumn wow. ”

The man took out ten yuan and handed it to Lao Yu, asking to buy another sticker. Old Yu is embarrassed, thinks of little money, and doesn't want to sell. It was still huge, and his godfather was generous, stepped forward and picked up a plaster from the table, handed it to the man, and took the ten yuan in Lao Yu's hand and returned it to the man. He patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, you still have to eat." You take these ten dollars, and it is my duty to help the needy. ”

"Good, good!" The crowd applauded enthusiastically.

Lao Yu muttered: "Who wouldn't give favors, a hundred yuan is gone." I have to take two kind words. ”

Everyone discussed: "You can't just look at money when you do business." ”

"Serve the people."

"Bethune is still in Canada, and he has come to China thousands of miles away."

"Who wouldn't? I can't afford to eat. ”

Lao Li Tou stood up from the crowd and asked Lao Yu: "I am in pain, can I cure it?" ”

Lao Yu impatiently drove him away: "Your illness is not easy to treat, so ask your wife not to sleep at night, and go up and down all over her body to ensure that you will see a good look." Jumping up and down, tossing all night, making an old lady a treasure, doesn't it hurt all over? It's not a honey pot, it's a pickle jar. ”

"Can't I buy it with money?"

"Huh? Take the money, that's good. This kind of red pill in a red box, a bottle of 300, will ensure that you are sick until you are sick, roll around night and night, and ensure that your waist is not sore and your legs are not painful. ”

"Will it work?"

Lao Yu said: "Let's live upstairs, old neighbor." I just lied to my old imperial uncle, and I don't dare to lie to you. ”

Lao Li Tou was convinced of Lao Yu's words, paid money to buy medicine, asked his wife to support him, and went home happily to experiment.

Lao Yu saw the donkey and Li Er standing in the back row, stretching out his head to look at the excitement. immediately beckoned: "Li Erxian's nephew, give you a bottle of medicine to try, if the effect doesn't work, dig my ancestors on the street, you don't say a word to your cousin, let your kid beat and scold." ”

Guarding so many people, and relatives again. Li Er's face can't get over it, because his grandmother is Lao Yu's aunt. I really can't wipe the face. Li Er was also very generous, squeezed from the crowd to the front, and under the eyes of everyone, he took out six hundred yuan from his arms and put it on the table, picked up two bottles of medicine, and walked out of the crowd with a smile. Back in his office, he played chess with the donkey and began to fight.

Huang Siyan came in from outside, picked up the cold boiled water on the table to drink, and was grabbed by Li Er's hand: "Mix some hot water and drink it." Did you forget the song that sent the lover? Send Qinglang to the west of the alley, meet a pear seller head-on, and have the heart to buy it for Brother Lover to eat, thinking about the things of that night, and can't eat cold things. ”

Huang Siyan smiled and said, "The boss is really funny, he can sing such an old song." He shook his head, mixed half of the hot water into the cold boiled water, tilted his neck and poured it down four or five times, and when he wiped his mouth and put the cup, he suddenly found the two bottles of medicine on the table, and he was a little curious, so he picked it up and looked at it again, opened the carton, took out the medicine bottle inside, and held it up to his eyes to look at it carefully.

Li Er said: "Four eyes, don't look at it, eat two slices and try it." ”

"Where did it come from?"

"My cousin sold it to me for three hundred yuan a bottle."

"It's not a fake medicine, is it?"

"It's okay, at most, it doesn't work to pull it down, and the medicine won't kill people."

"Then I'll try two pills. Say yes early, see that my condition is not good, and send me to the hospital quickly. ”

"Cowards, men are bigger than oxen, and guts are smaller than rats. Bring me two too. Leather donkey, do you eat it or not? ”

"Don't eat it." The donkey shook his head, "I haven't lived long enough." ”

Huang Siyan didn't work hard to take medicine, bent down violently, covered his crotch with both hands, and said anxiously: "It's bad, hurry up and run home." When he went out, he happened to meet the three fat men who came to him to get the key, and he said: "Take me home quickly with an electric car." ”

The third fat man was so strange that he asked, "It's early, you don't get off work yet." I went home early because the tofu was sold out. ”

"Look here, I can't do it." Sanfat looked at Huang Siyan's anxious appearance, felt very funny, stepped on the electric car and said: "Come up, take you home, be happy and happy, treat you." ”

As soon as Huang Siyan stepped into the back seat of the electric car, he saw Lao Cuihua talking to someone from afar, and hurriedly beckoned her to come over: "Little sister-in-law, go home with the boss." Only you can cure his illness, hurry up, he's in the office. After saying this, the three fat men increased the electric door and left with yellow four eyes and smoke.

Lao Cuihua thought that Li Er was sick, so she ran into the office and asked eagerly, "Where does it hurt?" ”

"It doesn't hurt anywhere, I just want to sleep with you in my arms." So said the leather donkey.

Where did Lao Cuihua believe it, thinking that he was joking as before.

The donkey looks serious, not like a joke. Lao Cuihua was stunned on the spot. The donkey picked up a bottle of medicine from the table, stuffed it into his pocket as if nothing had happened, whistled, and walked away.

Seeing that there were no outsiders in the room, Lao Cuihua reached out and touched Li Er's crotch, and then smiled happily, took Li Er home with an electric car, and quickly enjoyed the fruits of victory.

It's strange to say. Huang Siyan and Li Er took Lao Yu's medicine, and they all had remarkable effects. Only the leather donkey did not move when he ate, and Wufeng stepped forward to help, but it was also ineffective. The angry Wufeng threw the medicine out to feed the dogs.

The donkey said, "No, if a person eats it, a woman can satisfy her hunger, but what if a dog eats it?" How can a be so timely? I'll feed him tomorrow before I pick a meal. I called him a huge king who couldn't open the stove, and the guests were waiting in a hurry, to see how his old boy could deal with it? Let's see if your tricks of selling donkeys are high, or is my Pi Ye's tricks high? (To be continued......)