It turned out to be an investigation, and a stone fell to the ground in Xiaohong's heart. The ground of Luzhou is not far from the East China Sea, belongs to the Yellow and Bohai Economic Circle, rich in products, outstanding people, bathed in the spring breeze of reform and opening up, but also to economic development, plugged in the wings of take-off. Every family sings, every household is happy, the old man and the old lady are happy, and the young children and babies are bouncing. The girls and boys danced, and the mountains and forests showed a peaceful atmosphere everywhere. Xiaohong came to pick up her mobile phone last time, played around Luzhou, climbed Mount Tai in the south, and looked at Qilu. Looking at the Jiuqu Yellow River in the north, the beautiful scenery is picturesque, and you can see it all. She was blown away by it, and she fell in love with this wonderful place from the bottom of her heart. It was her long-standing wish to be able to stay here this time, and she was also secretly determined to use her tired sweat to wipe away the dirt on her body in the past.

As soon as the leather donkey and Li Ergang put on the chessboard, a foreigner came over and asked, "Two gentlemen, by asking, which of you two sells donkeys?" ”

The leather donkey frowned and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

The man said, "I am a donkey trader, and I have just heard that you have a donkey fattened here, and you want to sell it for money, and the price is negotiable." It's just a knife of food. If you want to scarce the donkey into the water, keep it. ”

Li Er interrupted the person and asked, "How much is a live donkey?" How much is a pound of dead donkey? ”

The people who came quoted one by one, and when they heard it, they were really an authentic livestock dealer. Li Er shook his head and said, "I don't sell it at this price, this donkey is only more than 130 catties, and it is not fat." ”

The person who came echoed and said: "More than 100 catties is a donkey foal, it is a pity to go to the knife edge and the soup pot." It's better to grow a few more years, and the fat and strong body will be raised, and it will not be too late to kill. ”

The donkey skin smiled and asked, "This boss, didn't you go to the seafood restaurant opposite to ask?" ”

"Go, and tell me that you have a donkey to sell here."

When the donkey heard this, he jumped like thunder in anger, and he couldn't play chess. "Poof" jumped up, ran into the house, picked up the kitchen knife from under the pillow, held it high above his head, and scolded: "Huge Wang Ba! Behold, I must chop off your king's head! ”

A leather donkey, wielding a kitchen knife, rushed straight towards the seafood mole. Li Er didn't have time to stop him, so he had to shout loudly over there: "Liu Xueyin, be careful that the leather donkey holds a knife." It's over, close the door. ”

Liu Xueyin was sweeping the floor outside the door, and suddenly heard Li Er's screaming very anxiously, and looked up at the moment, and saw the leather donkey scolding and scolding rushing over, holding a kitchen knife in his hand, and his heart was not good. Looking at the dealer who came to ask about the cattle just now, he was at the door of the donkey restaurant, knowing that it was a huge nonsense. Angered by the donkey, he took revenge with a knife. She had a premonition that something was wrong, so she threw the broom in her hand at the donkey, taking advantage of the fact that the donkey was hiding from the broom. I turned back into the house, closed the door with a bang, plugged in the latch, and ran upstairs. Leaning his head out of the window, he asked the donkey, "Which donkey tendon doesn't match in the early morning, and even kicks and bites." What kind of donkey is crazy. ”

"Am I crazy? Your family is huge, so you can go crazy! Call him out, and we'll confront him face to face. ”

Sure enough, it was her husband's disrespectful remarks. Liu Xueyin thought about it: The temper of the leather donkey has become more and more strange in the past two years, he is not neurotic, he takes a knife at every turn, and he can't even make a joke, is he having a neuropathy? It's a bit like a woman's disease, isn't it? It's called Alzheimer's syndrome, isn't it? It's not this disease, it's called?? It's called menopausal syndrome. Doesn't this disease mean that old ladies only have people in their fifties, and the donkey is about the same age, but he is a man with a long beard????? Liu Xueyin didn't figure out what was going on here, "whoosh", the donkey threw the kitchen knife up, fortunately Liu Xueyin was quick and slammed the window shut, and the kitchen knife didn't cut people, which also annoyed her, I don't know where the arrogance came from, leaned out of the window, and scolded the donkey with her fingers: "The surname donkey, come less, the old lady doesn't eat this set, you committed the old woman's menopausal syndrome, the old lady didn't have it!" What's wrong? One life is worth one life, the old lady doesn't want to live! She was just about to rush downstairs to fight to the death with the donkey, when she suddenly heard a rapid whistle on the opposite side, looked up, and saw Wufeng holding the big red plastic whistle that Xiaobao usually blows in his mouth, and blows the rapid whistle of the kindergarten standing in line, which is really strange, the leather donkey heard the whistle, and immediately pulled his head and walked towards his house with his head down. Weird? Liu Xueyin rubbed her eyes, she couldn't believe it, how did the donkey's IQ retreat to kindergarten?

Buddhism pays attention to the causes of past lives and the effects of future lives. Persuade people to accumulate virtue and do good deeds in this life, make good karma, and get retribution in the next life. In real life, judges also pay attention to cause and effect when adjudicating cases. There was a historical record that the emperor of the Song Dynasty was picking a fat palace maid to be lucky, but unfortunately the Jin soldiers attacked the city, and the eunuch shouted "The Jin soldiers are coming!" The frightened emperor of the Song Dynasty hurriedly slipped off the palace maid, ran for his life with his pants, and hit the scared problem, and the matter of men and women could no longer be mentioned. In a word, the second shopkeeper never raised his head again. Now it should also be with the donkey. Huang Dakuo is busy with his career, and there are a lot of socials at night, and on some occasions, the two of them have to appear, so Huang Dakuo often sends Xiaobao over to spend the night with Wufeng. Originally, Huang Dakuo unanimously regarded Wufeng as a big wife, Xiaobao is also called Aunt Wufeng, mainly because Wufeng is kind by nature, although Xiaobao is not her own child, but she treats Xiaobao as her own son, sometimes closer than her own son. This time it was also a coincidence, Xiaobao's small bed was not far from the big bed where Wufeng slept, in the middle of the night, the leather donkey was up for a while, so he crossed the horse and held the gun, and the five phoenix were fighting Zhenghuan, just when the two of them were fighting to the critical moment, but Xiaobao woke up in the middle of the night, recklessly, picked up the whistle he usually played and blew hard, "Squeak!" With this sound, the frightened donkey fell off his horse, and the gun fell off, and from then on he became the old six o'clock, no matter how teasing, the pointer always pointed at six o'clock, and the big head was down, and he could no longer do that sexual service. The five phoenixes are in the dark, and they want to beat Xiaobao, they feel inappropriate, a five or six-year-old child, what does he know? 100% unintentional mistake caused such a catastrophe. peeed and fell asleep, with the whistle still in his chubby little mouth. I really want to kill this little cub to relieve my hatred!

Wufeng said, "Who is to blame? Don't you blame you? Xiaobao goes to the mall with you, you said that you are full, for no reason, what are you doing to buy him a whistle? This blow is good, isn't this killing a human being? ”

The leather donkey snorted angrily and said, "Tell him to compensate my second shopkeeper." ”

"I ask you, how do you go about it? How do you open your mouth in Aihua's place? This damn little ancestor! Wu Feng was angry, and confiscated Xiaobao's whistle and hung it on the wall, not allowing him to blow this terrible trick again. Today she went to buy vegetables and came back, saw the donkey crazy, too late to stop it, in a hurry, saw the whistle on the wall, so she picked it up and blew hard, who knew that the curative effect was wonderful, the brine point tofu, one thing down one thing. When the donkey heard the whistle, his mind immediately cleared up and returned to his original appearance. Go back to the door of his hotel and sit down, and continue to play chess with Li Er. This dramatic scene, even the extremely smart Li Er couldn't figure out what was going on. As for the leather donkey being afraid of blowing the whistle, he also knew it for the first time, and the mystery was not said by Wufeng, no one would understand, everyone think about it, can Wufeng say this kind of thing to outsiders?

Since Xiaobao did this, the donkey said that he would not let Xiaobao spend the night at his house again. Wufeng is also very embarrassed, whenever Aihua drives to see off the child, she always instructs: "You two come back early outside, don't play too late, come early to pick up Xiaobao and go back to sleep, don't delay him to go to kindergarten tomorrow." ”

Aihua felt strange and asked, "Fifth sister, why?" ”

Wufeng couldn't say any reason, but urged Aihua to pick up the child early, only saying that it was inconvenient.

Aihua wondered, why did Wufeng wish Xiaobao to go to her to sleep before, why did she suddenly become so unreasonable? She was puzzled. Seeing that Wufeng refused to tell the reason, it was not easy to get to the bottom of it, so he had to drive away. Take the time to call Huang Dakuo to inquire about the competition.

Huang Dakuo took a donkey that was not at home, came to the abduction hotel to find Wufeng, and asked what the hell was going on? At first, Wufeng avoided talking about it, but Huang Dakuo hugged her in his arms, kissed and touched her breasts. Wufeng couldn't hold on, so he had to lie in the man's ear and tell the whole story in detail.

Huang Dakuo, there is still such a thing in the world, it's too coincidental, right?

Wu Feng saw the donkey walking home through the window, and hurriedly broke free from Huang Dakuo's arms, straightened his hair and clothes, and also tidied up Huang Dakuo's tie, and pointed to the chair to signal him to sit down and drink tea.

The leather donkey saw Huang Dakuo's car parked in front of his door from afar, and knew that Huang Dakuo was looking for Wufeng again, so he was not polite, opened the car door, found a good cigarette from it, took it into the house, and said with a grin: "Li Erhao smokes this kind of cigarette, and tells me to meet you, and if I have the opportunity to get one or two." Isn't it time for me to come back? ”

Wufeng said angrily: "It doesn't stink to put some donkey farts, I'm your wife, this is your house, don't you want to be angry with me?" Provoke the old lady to be anxious, ruthless, I don't want to be this female donkey. (To be continued......)