Chapter 15 Guo Cripple
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In the south of the city, an overpass in the downtown area.
The bustling crowd is constantly intertwined and shuttled, but there will be no intersection, everyone is in a hurry, expressionless, and their eyes are dull and numb, like a group of ghosts locked in the steel cage of the city, unable to escape.
This seemingly prosperous city is not a hell on earth?
Just under this overpass, sat a thin old man, his face was wrinkled, there were a few strands of goatee sparsely on his chin, with a pair of sunglasses, his hands were copied, and he seemed to be unfathomable, and there was a cane next to him, and in front of him, a faded red cloth was laid, on which were written lots, fortune telling, and eight characters, and a gossip pattern was drawn, and next to it were bamboo tubes full of sticks and a few copper coins.
Although there were many pedestrians, no one stopped for the old man who was setting up a stall and telling fortunes.
At this time, there was a young woman, about thirty years old, with a somewhat haggard face, a slightly distracted gaze, as if there were tear stains in the corners of her eyes, and her hands were clasped on her arms, slowly hesitating on the street under the overpass.
"If you go two meters further, you will come across a manhole cover that has collapsed in half, and it will stumble at least and fall into the well at worst."
Suddenly, an unhurried voice rang in the woman's ears.
The young woman came back to her senses, only to see a few steps ahead, and sure enough, there was a collapsed manhole cover, if it weren't for the voice reminder, she would definitely have stepped on it.
The young woman followed the sound to find it, and the old fortune teller was smiling with his beard twisted, looking inscrutable, and it was obvious that he was the one who had just spoken.
"Thank you, sir." The young woman nodded, but the old man did not look at her at all.
The young woman came to be curious, and walked over, the old man was wearing sunglasses but tilted his ears slightly, as if listening to the movements around him, he should be a blind person.
"Sir, you can help me calculate a hexagram." The young woman squatted down and said.
Only then did the old man speak: "Excuse me, do you want to draw lots, or do you want to read palmistry?" Or is it a batch of eight characters? ”
The young woman thought for a moment and said, "Sir, what do you think of this palmistry?" ”
"Hehe, look at palmistry, it's just the end of the physiognomy technique, my ancestral mysticism, it is to touch the bones and gods, and the blessing is created, and you can know it when you touch it." The old man said in a low voice.
"Touching the bones? How do you touch that? The young woman asked.
The old man stretched out his hand like dry wood, without saying a word, the young woman suddenly stretched out her hand, and the old man turned over and grabbed it, and then stretched out his other hand, put it on the young woman's hand, and began to touch it in all directions, up and down, left and right......
After touching for more than a minute, the old man slowly spoke: "Dare to ask, what does this lady want to do?" ”
"Uh...... Marriage ...... "The young woman thought to herself, you just remembered to ask me what is the matter, and I touched it in vain just now."
The old man nodded, and slowly rubbed up, and the young woman was patient, squatting there silently, stretching out her hand in a daze, and letting the old man caress it.
About another three minutes, the old man shook his head and spoke.
"Alas, as the saying goes, there is a knife on the head of the word sex, with all due respect, your man is now afraid that he is fascinated by beauty and it is difficult to turn back."
The young woman's eyes widened suddenly, and she nodded vigorously: "Can you feel this?" Sir, what you said is so right, I'm not afraid of your jokes, my husband is now entangled by a little vixen, and he hasn't come home for half a month, you say, what should I do......"
Speaking, the young woman's voice was a little choked, the old man did not let go of the young woman's hand, kept touching, and said: "Male and female lovers, desire is not reached, from the palmistry point of view, your luck is not prosperous this year, there should be this catastrophe, if you want to resolve it, I will send you eight words, to retreat as advance, dark Chen Cang." ”
"Take retreat as advance, darkness Chen Cang ......" the young woman muttered, puzzled, the old man pressed her palm again, and said: "You and your husband have shared hardships, but they can't be sweet, this is the biggest test of your life, if you can understand these eight words, I will ensure that you will suffer bitterly, and there will be no disasters in the second half of your life." ”
After saying that, the old man slowly withdrew his hand, put it in his sleeve, and smiled slightly.
The young woman seemed to suddenly realize, ahh......h
She couldn't suppress her excitement, and hurriedly pulled out five hundred-yuan tickets from her bag, and respectfully placed them in front of the old man: "Old man, I will definitely do what you say, thank you for showing me the way, if I can succeed this time, I will definitely thank you again." ”
The old man twisted his beard and smiled: "All living beings are affectionate, it is to be troubled by all living beings, my Buddha said, the Buddha is affectionate, universal sentient beings, amorous is better than ruthless, very good, very good......"
The old man's words didn't match the words, it was obviously Taoist, but he said that the young woman didn't care, but bowed to the old man 9o degrees with reverence, and then turned around and walked away.
Looking at the young woman's back, the old man glanced down at the five hundred yuan, smiled, put it in his pocket, and then regained his sanctimonious and unfathomable appearance.
The category stood not far from the side, and saw this scene solidly, the so-called authorities are fascinated, the category is clear this time, this Guo lame, just now it was clear that he was fooling people, the woman's appearance, with long eyes, you can see that she was dumped by a man, and she also retreated as an advance, and secretly Chen Cang, it is estimated that he himself does not know what these two sentences mean.
"Cripple Guo, it's very enjoyable to touch your hands, pay me back ...... five yuan"
The category grabbed a Mazha and sat opposite Guo Cripple, and said politely.
Guo Cripple's glasses immediately drooped, and a pair of triangular eyes were half-pulled behind the glasses, looking at the scope like a monster.
"Why are you here?" Guo lame asked an inexplicable word.
"Nonsense, why can't I come, I cheated five hundred and looked down on five yuan? Didn't you ask me to burn the paper that day, I burned it, why did the female ghost still follow me? ”
Guo Cripple's face was full of wonder, stretched out his finger and pinched it quickly, and said suspiciously: "No, it stands to reason that you should have gone to the underworld to report a few days ago......"
As soon as he heard this, his eyes immediately widened, and he looked at Guo Cripple with an incredulous expression, and the idea that Guo Cripple was a liar just now had disappeared.
"How do you know I'm going to the underworld?" Category said in surprise.
"Shhhhh......h ”
"Uh...... Sort of. "That night, I was in a daze as if someone had come to take me away, so I went to a small dark room, and then I heard that I was a good person who practiced for the tenth life, and my life should not be destroyed, so I was sent back......"
Guo Cripple squinted his eyes, with a smile on his face, as if he didn't believe in the category at all, but he didn't say anything, just asked: "What about the female ghost?" ”
"The female ghost...... It's still there, that's why I came to you, can you teach me the simplest way to deal with ghosts, it works, don't let me burn paper......"
"Hehe, the ghosts around you, I'm afraid I can't deal with them."
"What do you mean?" Category: chuckled in his heart.
Guo Cripple glanced at him and said: "There are at least three ghosts around you now, at least two of them are unjustly killed or died horizontally, and they are ghosts who have been old for a long time, you are now in the dark hall, and your yang energy is very weak, I am afraid that in recent days, you have often approached ghosts." ”
The category secretly admired in his heart, this Guo lame man looked like a magic stick, but he didn't expect to see it at a glance, and he was almost completely correct, but that was his fate, if the yang qi was weak, it would be weak, and if he couldn't die, anyway, this couldn't be changed, so it was a serious matter to ask how to deal with the ghosts in the haunted house.
"Well, since you can see it, then I'll be honest, I came to you today just to ......"
The category leaned over and whispered in Guo Cripple's ear that he had encountered a haunted house, and there were a large number of ghosts gathered in that house, and he wanted to ask Guo Cripple to help him take a look.
After Guo lame listened, his face changed, he didn't speak for a long time, and suddenly covered his stomach coldly, and shouted: "Ah yo is not good, the old man suddenly felt pain in the abdomen, and the little friend will be later, and the old man will ...... go out."
After saying that, he grabbed the cane on the ground, got up and ran away, and it was really a little inconvenient to walk, it turned out that the blind man was fake, and the lame man was real.
The category was stunned, but when he saw that the direction of Guo Cripple's running was the street, where did he get the toilet, he coughed, and he didn't chase it, but only said loudly: "Alas, it's a pity that the 100,000 yuan honorarium ......"
Guo lame suddenly stopped, his ears moved, and then he stood up.
"100,000 cash, whoever can subdue the ghost in the haunted house is whoever, alas, it seems that this money can only be earned by me alone......" The category continued to talk to itself.
"Xiaoyou, punish ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, Taoism is an internal matter, you say, why do we start?" Guo lame sat back on the horse with a turn of his heel, and said with a righteous face.
"Yo, isn't Mr. Guo flattering? You're back so soon, huh? Category said with a smile.
"This ...... As soon as I heard that the ghosts were doing evil, anger rose from the side of my guts, and my anger came from my ribs, and a wave of anger couldn't help but rush up from my ribs, and it was still important to catch ghosts..."
"Oh, so Mr. Guo suffocated the back just now, this is really good kung fu, admire and admire."
"Where, where, I Buddha said, serve the people...... But let's talk about it first, the honorarium is half for one person."
The category made an appointment with Guo Cripple about the time and place, and went out to the haunted house tonight, which was a little reassuring. Leaving the flyover, the category plans to go to Yoremi City, buy something, take a look at Xiaoyu, I ran away in a hurry a few days ago, I don't know if Xiaoyu will be bullied these days, and there is a debt to discuss.
In fact, the category is still more assured of Xiaoyu's safety, because he knows Hua Xiaoxin's temper, although he is a little arrogant and domineering, and he is still more trustworthy, he said that he will give Xiaoyu a year, so in this year, he should not be embarrassed Xiaoyu.
At this moment, the phone rang, and at a glance, it happened to be Hua Xiaoxin calling.
"Boss, I said that your call is really difficult, is it in arrears, why has there been no signal, I said do you have time, drink at night......" Hua Xiaoxin's lazy voice came from the phone.
Category smiled bitterly, this mobile phone has been coming in the underworld, in the hands of Lord Yama's brother-in-law, it is strange that there can be a signal, unless China Mobile has the ability to set up the network to the underworld.
The category of "...... tonight" was about to say that he didn't have time, and suddenly thought that it would be good to take this opportunity to talk to Hua Xiaoxin.
"Okay, I'll call you when I have time, but don't trouble Xiaoyu these days."
"Haha, boss, you are really affectionate, don't worry, Xiaoyu is fine, I go to and from work on time every day, I didn't deduct her salary, and I didn't go to chat with her, but you have to remember our bet, I'll wait for your call..."
Hua Xiaoxin hung up the phone after speaking, and felt a little more at ease, since he didn't go to Xiaoyu for trouble, then he won't go to the city today, talk to Hua Xiaoxin first, and then go to sue Xiaoyu.
At night, as soon as it was dark, he lay on the bed to recuperate, and waited for a while to go to Guo Cripple to act together.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door, and I wondered, who would come when it was so late?
opened the door, and saw Cui Ming standing at the door at a glance, and asked puzzledly: "Brother Cui, why did you remember to go to the door this time?" ”
Cui Ming gritted his teeth and let go of the side, and saw an old man in a wide robe standing there, looking up, this person had a gray head, a strange appearance, two ears hanging down his shoulders, his hands over his knees, and he bowed deeply to the category, and said with a smile: "If you are not invited, how can it be a gentleman's gift, under Liu Bei Liu Xuande, I have seen Mr. Fan......"