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"Liu Bei......"

Before he could be surprised, he heard an angry shout behind him: "Oh, big-eared thief, you came just in time......"

A gust of yin wind swept across the range in an instant, and Lu Bu had already broken out of the house, his face was pale, and boundless evil qi suddenly poured out, and he grabbed Liu Bei, who was shocked, and saw that Lu Bu was about to transform again.

"Brother, don't come to ...... harm" Liu Bei bowed and saluted, but slipped into the house from under Lu Bu's armpit, Lu Bu grabbed the air, turned his head and chased: "The big-eared thief is running away, and he will ...... with me."

Liu Bei rushed directly into the kitchen, Lu Bu had already transformed this time, and it looked like Lu Bu was still there, just like the black whirlwind Li Kui, with a black wind aura all over his body, and then rushed in.

The category hurriedly said: "Brother Cui, you are holding back!" ”

Cui Ming spread his hands: "It's not under my control, I'll be responsible for giving it away, and you can handle the rest yourself......"

As soon as he stomped his feet and was about to run into the house, he saw a plate fly out of the kitchen, and it shattered, and the plate fragments splashed and flew with a crisp sound effect, just as Lu Bu ran over, several pieces of fragments actually pierced into Lu Bu's body.

Lu Bu screamed, and the fragments suddenly collapsed, but the kitchen began to fly continuously, Lu Bu was pierced by the fragments of the plate, and black gas came out of the wound, Lu Bu screamed and began to dodge, and was blocked on the way to the kitchen for a while.

Category jumped to his feet and shouted: "My plate, ah......"

This wail is not over, his bowl flew out again, jingling, Liu Bei showed his skills in the kitchen, staged a symphony of pots and pans, and the ground was soon full of fragments of dishes, scared Dou E to hide in the bedroom and did not dare to come out, Taishan glanced around on the ceiling, seeing this excitement, Cui Ming applauded next to him.

Soon all the bowls and plates were thrown away, even the chopsticks were gone, and Lu Bu also rushed out several meters in the rain of bullets, and finally, the only two basins in the range also flew out and were buckled on Lu Bu's head.

Lu Bu brought a steel helmet, and he followed up like a giant, and finally rushed to the door of the kitchen, and at this time, the things in the kitchen had almost been thrown away by Liu Bei, Liu Bei was also anxious, and grabbed the small black bowl that was placed in the innermost part of the cupboard, that is, the magic weapon Ruyi Golden Bowl used to collect ghosts, but as soon as Liu Bei picked up the bowl, he trembled all over, and the Ruyi Golden Bowl fell to the ground and rolled to Lu Bu's feet.

The category couldn't hold back any longer, rushed over, grabbed the Ruyi golden bowl, and shouted: "Stop me, look at the treasure......"

The white light flashed, and the two soul-attracting talismans were immediately in their hands, one hand holding the talisman, and the other hand grabbing the bowl, making a gesture to pounce......

"Oops...... Mr. Fan doesn't want to do it...... "Cui Ming panicked when he saw that he was going to move the real thing, and a teleportation appeared between Lu Bu and Liu Bei, "You two are almost done, don't embarrass Mr. Fan, otherwise this holiday will be canceled, and you will all go back to hell to gnaw mud!" ”

"Big-eared thief, you forgot to shoot the halberd when you hurt me! I'm not sleeping with you..."Lu Bu also called.

Liu Bei shrank his head: "If I die, I won't be in the same hole with you......"

The category was speechless and said: "Brother Lu, that's called not sharing the sky...... It's been more than a thousand years, and you're not done with it? Brother Lu, you said that you can be bigger, can you blame Liu Bei for letting Cao Cao strangle you, do you think Liu Bei can save your life by interceding with you? Cao Cao didn't want you to live at all, but he just wanted Liu Bei to share the charge of killing the world's number one fierce general, Liu Bei just had to follow Cao Cao's thoughts at that time, besides, whoever you follow will kill whoever you want, which boss dares to take you in? Who do you blame for your death, you can only blame yourself for your bad luck! ”

The more he talked, the more excited he became, and in the end, his fingers almost hit Lu Bu's nose, of course, he could now reach Lu Bu's nose at the highest......

Lu Bu's face was cloudy, but he shouted violently: "Ding Yuan regards me as a house slave, and I don't even have an official position, and I am weak, how can I make a contribution?" Although Dong Zhuo is brutal, he knows that I am a hero in the world, and only hates him for being arrogant and arrogant, short-tempered, and insulting me several times, thinking that I Lu Bu can be bullied by him, killing is killing, there is a very betrayal of the Lord, repeated words, he Liu Bei Xiaoer first voted for Gongsun Zhan, attached to Tao Qian, and then descended to Cao Cao, and then voted for me, after me, and then took refuge in Yuan Shao and Liu Biao, running around the world, like a lost dog, if I say that I am unfaithful and unjust, how can he Liu Bei deserve the word loyalty? He refuses to be subservient to others, and I, Lu Bu, am I a dignified husband, am I willing to live under others for a long time? ”

Lu Bu said something, everyone was silent, Liu Bei grabbed the last rice spoon in his hand, also sighed, and said: "Brother is reasonable, killing Ding Yuan Dong Zhuo, it's not a big deal, the world is divided, the heroes are competing for the deer, whoever has the big fist is justified, it's just that you lack a little skill, and you are defeated by being the first in the world, your ** is too much, I always feel that I am invincible in the world, if you can be humble, why is this?" ”

Both sides of the category waved their hands: "You have to go, no one has fought with you in a lawsuit for more than a thousand years, I just hope you can forget the past, besides, Brother Lu, it's not interesting for you to turn over old accounts now, you did Brother Liu a great favor when you shot the halberd at Yuanmen in Xuzhou, but your Xuzhou was originally a robbery of Brother Liu, okay?" They took you in first, but you robbed other people's land, are you embarrassed? Everyone grabbing turf is like a game, if you lose, you will abide by the rules and go out, you are good, if you lose, you have to rush up and scratch people's faces, I am ashamed of you......"

"If any of you want to make trouble again, cancel this special holiday, add five hundred years to the sentence, and go to the eighteenth layer of hell."

Cui Ming suddenly said this, Lu Bu glanced at him, snorted, and then gradually recovered to his original state, sat on the sand, and shouted: "I don't watch TV with him!" ”

“…… Okay, okay, let's not let him watch TV! The category said with a smile and tears.

"There is Lao Cui to make you tired, and you have a sense of memory." Liu Bei was still pretending to be a big-tailed wolf there, with the demeanor of a loyal elder, and he completely forgot that he had just harmed all the pots and pans of the Category family.

Cui Ming ignored him, pulled over the category and asked, "What's the matter that I, a fishing expert, can't catch big fish?" ”

He took out his iPhone, skillfully pressed the fishing game, hit a few nets at a big fish, and then handed it under his nose with some helplessness.

"It's okay, Brother Cui, it's fun enough, I'll take a look at ......"

The category took a few looks and understood, the level 1 net that dare to love Cui Ming has always used, and it is hell to be able to catch a big fish, uh...... Hell, you can't catch it.

"You have to use a level 7 net, adjust it to the highest, try to hit as many nets as possible, and use the laser cannon when you see a big fish."

"Oh oh oh, I know, this dead old Joe, why don't you tell me to use a level 7 net ......"

"Who's who?"

"Old Joe, he taught me how to use this mobile phone, I didn't expect this guy to be a rookie fisher......"

Ah, I see, no wonder he made it so easy......

This time, Lu Bu and Liu Bei didn't make trouble, Dou E slowly floated out of the house, looked at Lu Bu, and greeted Liu Bei in a low voice: "The little woman has seen Uncle Liu Huang." ”

"Yo, he's still the emperor's uncle." Tarzan said thoughtlessly, he didn't move on the ceiling at all just now, it seems that this nerve is strong enough.

"Uncle Huang's fart." Lu Bu said viciously.

"This is a mistake, after King Jing of Zhongshan, the great-grandson of Emperor Xiaojing of the Han Dynasty, ......"

The scope is a little big again, and he stopped Liu Bei, who was full of energy and was alive, and said to him: "Pull it down Brother Liu, don't say that your relative who can't be beaten with eight poles, even Puyi's distant grandson has to go to work now."

Cui Ming also said impatiently: "If you are surnamed Liu, I will bring your ancestor Liu Bang to clean you up, the Han Dynasty is long gone, you don't know if it doesn't work, what kind of big-tailed wolf is this?" ”

After speaking, Cui Ming shook his hand and left, Liu Bei looked at the category awkwardly, hehe smiled, the category looked at these non-humans, suddenly remembered a question, and wondered: "Why haven't you seen it in hell before?" Didn't you say that you were serving a sentence in a hell, Brother Lu, didn't you know that Brother Liu was also coming? ”

Lu Bu snorted: "Our little hell is divided into ten districts, each of them does not interact with each other, naturally I don't know, if I knew that he was there too, I"

Dou E said with a smile: "I knew you wouldn't be able to rush over."

Category suddenly said: "I understand, is there one of the most vicious demons in every district, that is, the ten big ghosts that the underworld wants to catch?" ”

"Yes, Mr. Fan understands everything, that's true."

"Mmmm, then it's no problem, I have to go, Brother Liu, you can do it yourself, don't watch TV with Brother Lu, if you're hungry, look for Dou Dou ......"

Dou E smiled: "Don't bother, there is nothing left at night, just a little pickle was thrown on the ground by Uncle Liu Huang just now......

The category sighed and turned his head to leave, and when he arrived at the door, he turned around and shouted: "Dou Dou sweep the ground and clean it up." ”

"Okay......"

The category hurried to the residential area yesterday, and now Xia Bing had arrived, and was talking to Guo Cripple outside the car, Guo Cripple didn't bring sunglasses this time, his small eyes were squinted, and he didn't know what to say, Xia Bing was stunned for a moment, nodded again and again, and looked adoring.

"I'll tell you Xia Bing, don't believe what he says, especially don't let him look at palmistry, this old guy ......"

"I've finished reading it, the old gentleman said that I am rich in life, and I have a relationship with ice, so I should open a cold drink hall, you see how accurate it is." Xia Bing said with a smile.

"That's the ...... I sued him yesterday"

Guo Cripple, who was full of obscenity, smiled like an old fox who had just eaten a little tender chicken, followed Xia Bing and the category into the community, and came to the villa of Xia Bing's family.

Strangely, the moonlight was faint outside just now, but at this time, it was already pitch black, and there seemed to be a thick black mist floating in the air, tumbling and rolling.

The mind of the category moved slightly, and a rapid prompt sound immediately sounded in his ears.

"Within 200 meters around, there are 58 ghosts that have escaped, please catch them immediately!"