Pi Yu said, "My anger is gone, and I will allow you to go back." ”

"My anger hasn't disappeared yet, it's useless if your anger is gone, it's not an indicator!"

Li Er asked Wufeng: "Isn't it okay to let the leather donkey compensate you?" Why don't you take advantage of him to fall asleep at night and crush him to death on him! After he dies, I'll get you a college student, tender, seventeen or eighteen, to make sure you're satisfied. ”

"Pure nonsense, can there be seventeen or eighteen college students in the world?"

Li Er said: "That's right, it's not easy to find." I feel that Huang Dakuo has good wine, find out and treat me, a people's mediation committee, I can't polish my tongue all night. ”

The donkey quipped: "Your cow's tongue is polished every day, and I don't see how much shorter it is." Hurry up and get some food and drinks, what are you doing? ”

The leather donkey said this politely, Wufeng did not refute, but he also stood on the ground of the house and did not move.

Li Er said: "Wufeng, go get some wine and food, I'll eat, don't allow the donkey to move chopsticks." ”

Wufeng couldn't save Li Er's face, so he had to go and cook with wine. She first cut a plate of beef, then mixed ham with cucumbers, then cut a plate of sausages, took out a plate of bean sauce and a few shallots, put them on the table together, and then took out a bottle of good wine and handed it to Li Er.

"Chopsticks, chopsticks!" Li Er hurriedly yelled at Wufeng in the kitchen. Wufeng put three pairs of chopsticks on the table. He said to Wufeng: "If you take too many chopsticks, two pairs will do, I will have one pair with you, and he will not eat or drink the leather donkey, so he is not qualified to use chopsticks." ”

Li Er's argument was high, and the angry Wufeng glared, and sarcastically said: "With so many dishes, can't you still keep your mouth shut?" ”

"Fish, fish. Stew another two-pound fish, and the dish is almost the same. It is resolute that there can be no more than twenty dishes, and two people can't eat that much. Don't forget to serve sea cucumber and abalone! ”

"Beautiful you!" Wu Feng poked his head out of the kitchen while cooking in the kitchen.

Li Er and Pi Donkey, each of them had a big cup, and they were drinking happily. Wufeng brought the vegetables up, and said with a tiger face: "Who told you to eat and drink?" The hatred of kicking me out in the middle of the night has not been extinguished, and you are not allowed to eat the dishes made by my mother! ”

The leather donkey was on the spot, angrily threw the chopsticks on the table, turned his head outward, and said nothing, looking at the frame to pick up the donkey's hooves. Li Er got up and said, "Wufeng, don't hit people in the face." ”

"Isn't it worse for him to not hit me in the face and kick people's butts? You see, my ass still hurts here. ”

Li Er said with bad intentions: "Yes." Come, I'll feel where it hurts. As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and really touched Wufeng's buttocks, and the angry Wufeng opened his hand with a "snap" and scolded him: "You are more insidious and worse than him!" ”

"It's good to know, donkey, the temper is bigger, but the heart is not difficult to make. Quan should be a dog that I came to take with me, so tell him to eat something, right? ”

Li Er interceded for the donkey. Wufeng did not approve or object, went into the kitchen to serve the fish, and left. Li Er stretched out his hand to pull the leather donkey around, picked up the leather donkey wine glass and handed it to him. Immediately put his wine glass over: "Come, drink, men can't be like women, and the prime minister can hold a boat in his belly." Manly man, the more you scold, the more you eat, see what he can do to you. ”

The donkey thought for a moment. That's right, if you don't eat or drink, you're dead in vain. Good wine and good food, eat to death! Li Erjianyì: It's hot, take off your gown, is it okay to bare your back?

"Okay." The leather donkey agreed, took the lead in taking off his shirt, and asked Li Er: "Have you taken off your trousers?" ”

Li Er smiled: "You take it off, it's not appropriate for me to take off my pants." ”

The donkey replied, "That's right." I just took off my pants myself. ”

Wufeng brought up the fish basin, and saw the two men who were drinking shirtless, especially the leather donkey, who even took off his pants and threw them on the ground, she frowned and asked, "Take off your clothes, do you want to hit the stick?" The old lady doesn't eat this set! Watch me throw this donkey skin out. Wufeng grabbed the pants that the leather donkey threw on the ground, opened the door, and threw it out.

Li Er beat his chest and shouted: "It's over, it's over!" The bowl is in the trouser pocket, that's 20 million! ”

When Wufeng heard this, he was immediately frightened, hurriedly opened the door, picked up the pants, put them on the sofa, and lightly touched them in his pockets.

Li Er smirked proudly, picked up most of the half glass of wine, raised his neck and drank it all.

The donkey said: "Don't look for it, can you take the treasure bowl with you, the second brother is playing with you, don't look for it." ”

Wufeng laughed out loud, and laughed at himself: "I said that in a broken donkey skin, can you hide such a valuable thing?"

"That's the head of the kennel that can't be hidden, your baby, or put my home insurance, don't say anything else, first put a bowl of sweet potato rice, eat it with it, and try what the emperor's daughter is like to eat!"

Wufeng walked to the table, and before he sat down, Li Erdie hurriedly said, "Don't sit down too busy first, it's not too late to get a bottle of good wine and sit down again." The wives have bad eyes, don't you see the bottom of the bottle? It hurts people to drink and whatever. ”

Wufeng exclaimed: "That's a bottle of foreign wine, more than two thousand." ”

Li Er deliberately pretended to be impatient: "It's okay to take another bottle of national wine, there are many fakes of foreign wine, and there is a smell of cats when you drink it." I wondered, foreigners make sake, is it all a girl's work, the taste is not good, not good! ”

The leather donkey sarcastically ridiculed Li Er: "Thanks to the smell of cats, otherwise, you can even chew and swallow the wine bottle!" Look, one bottle poured three cups, and he drank two cups himself, you say that people are not angry. ”

Wufeng said: "Take out the wine again, Li Er drink less, tell the donkey to drink more, and save the donkey's anger and donkey." ”

Wufeng took another bottle of national wine out, and before he could put it on the table, the leather donkey snatched the wine in his hand and said, "This time I am in charge of the bottle, and I have to find back the foreign wine that Li Erduo drank." The donkey didn't care about the three, seven, twenty-one, opened the wine bottle, poured his wine glass quite full, and was not polite, took it up and drank it all. wiped his mouth, and then filled his wine glass, and then pushed the wine bottle in front of Li Er: "Give it to you, it's up to you whether you drink it or not." ”

"This, this ?????"

"What's this? One cup per person, drink it and then talk about it. Wufeng was very generous at this time, she and Li Er clinked glasses, drank a small sip gently, picked up a small spoon and scooped a mouthful of fish soup to taste: "It's so fragrant." "Maybe it's because I'm going back to the house, maybe it's because I cleaned up that little rival tonight, and I have a lot of evil in my heart, maybe it's the leather donkey who came to the door and confessed my mistake with practical actions, maybe ????? Anyway, Wufeng's heart is very happy. A woman's heart is very easy to satisfy, a woman is very easy to coax, even if it is a few sweet words made up, she will be moved. What are women afraid of? I am most afraid that men will say that she is beautiful, as long as men praise women for their beauty, women will never forget this man for the rest of their lives.

Li Ershen said this, and he asked the donkey: "Didn't you come to ask for work?" ”

"No wow." The donkey guy didn't understand Li Er's intentions, so he didn't get into the trap.

"Don't you worry about that bowl every day? In my opinion, it is better to put it under the stairs of Wufeng for insurance. ”

Wufeng hurriedly shook his hand: "Don't, don't." Spare me. Na Raush Zi is indispensable to Pi Qiang, it is better to give it early than to give it late, and throw it to him as soon as possible to pull it down. Save him from coming back for three days and two troubles. What I know is that his father won't let go, and people who don't know what they know think I want to keep it for themselves. They don't stretch out their pig brains and think, I'm a lonely old lady, with no children and no daughters, who do I want to pass that treasure bowl to? Now there is no worry about food and clothing, social peace, and all kinds of material things. Besides, my Wufeng is not short of money, take 10,000 steps back, I am penniless, go open my mouth and ask Huang Dakuo for living expenses, can he not give it? As long as I am willing to open my mouth, 12 million is a decimal. She glanced at the donkey: "Don't look at some people who are not satisfied, take the old lady as dry food, the last time the little beast called me Mom, it was a million." How can there be such a good thing in the world? For whom? Didn't you want to save face for that donkey! I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect wow, I took out my heart to treat people, but in the end I ended up kicking it. God, why is my life so miserable. ”

Wu Feng didn't finish speaking, and he was already in tears. Wufeng sighed with emotion and resentment and dissatisfaction in his heart, and really hoped to take this opportunity to ask Li Er to teach the donkey a good lesson, so as to vent his anger for himself, force Pi Hu to admit his mistake, and find a step for himself by the way. This is a move that Wufeng has calculated.

Wufeng finished complaining, he couldn't hear anyone picking up the stubble, his eyes were full of tears, and he couldn't find Li Er. The leather donkey waved her eyes, she followed the leather donkey's gaze, oh my God, Li Er was standing in front of the wine cabinet and looking at those good wines. It turned out that he didn't pay attention to Wufeng's complaints, and wanted to pick another bottle of foreign wine to drink. When Wufeng knew that Li Erfang didn't listen to a word of the bitter water that she vomited, she was angry at the moment, and complained to the donkey and said: "You are blind, those good wines are reserved for you for your birthday, so that Li Erfang will collapse, and you will drink my urine in the future, it is true!" ”

"Why didn't you say it earlier!" The leather donkey jumped up to grab the wine, and Li Erzao took a bottle of the best wine in his hand and shouted: "Whatever you take, just one bottle, and drink this bottle again." Isn't it okay to keep those for the donkey, or I'll go with this bottle of broken wine, and save the Spring River Flower Moon Night that delayed the two of you! (To be continued......)