Chapter 178
Li Er wanted to leave with the wine. The donkey saw that he had put the wine in his pocket, and it was unlikely that he would want to take it out again. Then he said: "Wine is rare for you, I gave it to you, sit down and drink tea, eat some food and then leave without delay, in addition, I still have a scripture that I can't read waiting for you to help me read it, I'll go to the toilet first." ”
The donkey stabilized Li Er and went into the toilet, while Li Er sat at the dining table and drank tea, waiting for the donkey to come out. The second cup of tea was not finished, and suddenly someone knocked on the door, Wufeng opened the door and saw that it was Lao Cuihua, and entered the door with two bottles of good wine.
Li Er asked, "Who called you here?" Without waiting for Lao Cuihua to explain, he shouted to the toilet: "Don't hide, the wine you want is here." ”
Wufeng asked, "What's the matter?" She asked Lao Cuihua, "Why are you here?" What are you doing with wine, is there still a shortage of wine in my house? She suddenly understood what was going on, glared at Pi Yu fiercely, and didn't say anything.
Li Er took the bag of Lao Cuihua carrying the wine, took out the two bottles of wine and put them on the table, put the bottle of good wine in his pocket into his pocket, handed it back to Lao Cuihua, and told her: "This bottle of broken wine is not worth much, more than two thousand, take it back and put it away, let's go, put the electric car outside, be careful to ask the thief to steal it." Let's not talk about more money and less money, it's inconvenient, isn't it? ”
Wufeng wanted to pull Lao Cuihua to sit down and play back, Lao Cuihua pursed her lips and smiled and said, "I still have to pick up the goods, let's talk when we have the time." ”
The donkey asked Li Er: "Is this the best wine in your house?" No, I said that Wufeng wants to tell you a daughter-in-law, and let Lao Cuihua take good wine to thank the matchmaker. ”
Li Er laughed at him and said: "At first glance, he is an honest person, he can't even tell a lie, let's say, if there is something to ask me for guidance." Isn't it still the bowl.? ”
The donkey nodded.
"That's it, I'll mention that you can do it. Now there is a safe for rent in the bank, and you deposit the treasure in the bank, and write your son's name when you deposit it, but you take the formalities. When your son and daughter-in-law saw the name of the person on the formalities, they were relieved. But if you want to get it, you have to agree, so don't worry, your daughter-in-law wants the 20 million, she won't mess with your son, she will give you a grandson with all her heart. ”
Wufeng and Pi Donkey clapped their hands in favor of Li Er's good method, Li Er was praised, and his heart was naturally happy, and the three of them drank until midnight, and the leather donkey was drunk. At that time, he fell asleep on the sofa. Li Er helped Wufeng get him into the bedroom bed, and Li Er also staggered out of the door, still looking for the bottle of good wine before leaving.
Wufeng smiled and said, "Didn't you ask Lao Cuihua to take it?" Wait a minute, I'll call Lao Cuihua to pick you up, there are too many vehicles on the road. ”
Li Er took advantage of standing at the top of the building to wait for Lao Cuihua's kung fu, and asked Wufeng: "Everyone wants to elect you as the village head, do you want to do it?" ”
Wufeng said: "Second brother, I have received your love." Look at my woman's family, which is the material of being the village head. Don't let the folks laugh at me. ”
Lau Cuihua came on a tricycle. Fu Li Er sat down at the back of the tricycle, and was just about to walk forward, but accidentally didn't hold the handlebars, and the back of the tricycle was too heavy. The front wheel was turned towards the sky, and the anti-aircraft gun was released, and Li Er, a lion, rolled a hydrangea, and planted it on the ground from the tricycle. Somehow his nose touched something, and bright red blood gushed out, and he wiped it with the back of his hand. Wipe it on your face again, and it suddenly becomes a big flower face with blood!
Lao Cuihua and Wufeng quickly put him back on the tailgate of the tricycle, no one expected, Lao Cuihua was careless, and did not hold the handlebar, the tricycle put an anti-aircraft gun for the second time, Li Er came to the palace and entered the palace, he deserved to be unlucky, and rolled from the tricycle to the ground, angry He sat on the ground and looked up to the sky and scolded: "Take me as a test subject, it's not over after rolling down, roll down the second time!" Isn't it true that Lao Tzu is rectified? Damn it! Don't go. He lay on the ground, his limbs stretched out, motionless. No matter how good Wufeng and Lao Cuihua try to persuade them, they will never get up again.
Huang Siyan answered Lao Cuihua's phone call in the middle of the night, and his wife and the three fat men rushed over, he bent down and wanted to carry Li Er home, but Li Er didn't let him carry it and didn't buy his account. Covered in dirt, full of alcohol, scolding and singing, and launched a drunken madness.
The three fat men asked, "With whom did you drink wine?" ”
Wufeng said: "Who else, and the donkey of my family, the two of them drank foreign wine." ”
"What about the donkey?"
"Sleep at home."
"Let's go and see, the foreign wine was not spicy at that time, and it had a lot of stamina."
Wufeng ran into the bedroom at home and looked, oh my God, the leather donkey vomited all over the bed, and was lying on the ground and falling asleep, when it rolled down, no one knows. However, he spit out all the wine, but he was sleepy and breathing normally, and it was estimated that there was no major problem.
Li Er drinks a lot, so he should be fine. Wufeng thought that Li Er rolled off the tricycle twice, and he was upset, and he wanted to take the opportunity to get drunk, maybe he might just deliberately give everyone a problem. The third fat man is still flexible, and she came up with an idea and said: "Li Er cares most about Xiao Taohong in his life, and she is the only one who can invite him to move him in our village, so it's better to ?????? like this." The third companion muttered in the ear of the four eyes, and the yellow four eyes nodded and did as planned.
It didn't take much effort, and the huge electric car rushed over, and before he reached everyone, he asked loudly: "Is the person you are surrounding me my sister?" ”
Everyone said no, it was Li Er. Then someone asked, "Huge, in a hurry, what's wrong with your sister?" ”
Huge leaned down to see Li Ersi lying on the ground on his back, and kicked him in the stomach: "You deserve to die, except for this big scourge." Don't you see my sister? After dinner, I came out to take a turn, but I didn't go home, Xiaoyan was crying at home. There is also the restaurant opened by the leather donkey, the sound is not right, is someone sneaking in to find Bao Wow. ”
Wufeng and Sanpang hurriedly ran to the restaurant, and when they arrived, the door lock was picked, the house was churning in a mess, the big iron plate containing the chicken fell to the ground, the roast chicken in the plate was rolled all over the ground, and half of the cover was dragged on the ground. Who is the person who sneaked in?
Sanpang asked Wufeng: "Let's see if the treasure bowl is lost?" ”
Wufeng said: "It's definitely not a problem, because the treasure bowl is not in the house at all." ”
"Where to put it? You can't put such a valuable thing outside the house, right? ”
"Yes, you guessed it, this treasure really doesn't leave it in the house at night, in order to prevent theft, the donkey puts it outside the door of the house at night."
Everyone talked about it and expressed their disbelief, Wufeng roughly sorted out the things, found a lock to lock the hotel door again, bent down, took out the treasure bowl from a urine jar not far from the door, and put it in his arms, and followed her brother-in-law
Huang Siyan walked back behind him.
"Wufeng, that bowl is fake, don't mess around, take it out and throw it away."
Wufeng covered his mouth and snickered a few times, lowered his voice and said, "Pretend, I don't know how many pairs of thief eyes are staring at the ten thousand year ship in the dark." ”
The three fat men clapped their hands and praised: "Okay, good wow, the three holes of the cunning rabbit, so that those thieves are confused." ”
When Wufeng returned to her door, Li Er had already disappeared. It turned out that when the big man said that the little peach ran away, Li Er didn't move at the time, and after the five phoenixes left, he suddenly got up from the ground for some reason, grabbed the big one, and asked anxiously: "What?" You said your sister was missing, so don't you look for it! I'm still grinding here, it's important to find someone. ”
The huge and angry broke free from Li Er's hand, and no longer entangled with him, and walked alone. Li Er didn't know where the motivation came from, he got up from the ground at once, his body didn't shake, he didn't have any strength in wine, he was an ordinary person, he followed behind the huge one, and it didn't take much effort to come to Xiao Taohong's house, and after entering the door, Li Er knew that he was on the big spot. Xiao Taohong didn't go anywhere, and sat in the house with Xiaoyan watching TV. However, Li Er's face was covered with blood, which frightened the two of them. Without waiting for Li Er to speak, he preemptively ordered the eviction: "Don't pretend, go home and sleep." ”
Lao Cuihua came over and pulled Li Er's sleeves, and the two of them walked out of the door of Xiao Taohong's house one after the other, and walked on the way home, she asked Li Er with a grin: "You are such a smart person, you dare to be fooled, wow?" ”
Li Er said with a smile: "Tigers also have naps, not to mention that I, Li Eryi, am a common man, and I am still a primary school student when it comes to falling in love." The donkey's family doesn't know if the bowl has been stolen, and if he really loses the treasure, my responsibility is not light. ”
Besides, when Pi Qiang returned home, he took out the treasure bowl from under his father's bed from his arms, and handed it to his wife Meimei with both hands. Meili took it in her hand, admired the play, and then called her mother and asked her mother to sell bowls at noon tomorrow. When her mother heard that the treasure bowl was in her hand, she couldn't help but be overjoyed and grinned. secretly thinking in her heart, how to make suggestions for her daughter to spend this huge amount of money, since she put down her daughter's phone until dawn, she was excited and sleepless all night. I can't sleep happily. Seeing that 20 million will arrive immediately, can you not be excited? (To be continued......)